Chair Curling Carnage

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,134 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 hello and welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we've invented yet another
0:03 sport office chair
0:11 curling today we're going to be taking these simple office chairs and throwing
0:15 them all the way down there to try and score points in the circle can you do it
0:24 yes sick dude cool man the teams are
0:28 named after the team captains he so team
0:31 resed first yes yeah good guide me
0:35 Dennis guide
0:38 me you can't see why did I choose someone with fill glasses why did you
0:43 choose Dennis to throw your first Rong because I was thinking he's gotten all
0:48 the sucking at sports out of his system so there must be only success
0:52 left you know how to ride a sway
0:58 right what was that what was
1:04 that one more T no no no you don't take
1:08 it okay okay team blue let's see something happen team blue team blue
1:13 team blue team
1:18 blue
1:21 not beautiful what was that my strategy is
1:27 to who's in this chair Dennis good yeah I'm going to push him as hard as I can yeah you are
1:39 the how we find out why lonus made us wear helmets cuz he knew he was going to
1:44 fall and he's too embarrassed to wear one on his Zone my strategy is nickl is
1:49 just going to go and push all the blue chairs right into the Zone cuz he's got
1:54 some torque to him
2:01 oh he it what are you doing mate pretty much
2:06 push me so I can kind of see going to throw him real
2:19 hard you can't do that you're aing Rock
2:23 we already have more points than them all we got to do is not screw it up I
2:27 can't ride a hoverboard John is I I did did not know this when I chose him for
2:31 my team or I would not have chosen him thank you let maybe if team as spent
2:35 less time complaining and more time doing they might win all right team
2:39 Taran has made a very valid point that they don't even have to throw the rock
2:43 to win this round okay John just can you actually not even ride it last time
2:49 I only one of us
2:53 playing what okay what what what what
2:56 how to ride these makes it wor I just want to see
3:00 you try
3:05 it oh lift
3:09 them okay we'll have Nick throw me I
3:13 don't rock am I going to get a point am I
3:18 going to get a point
3:23 nope your hle okay your I'm good my team
3:28 can go outside oh my god really Dennis
3:31 is rning ow you know what no strategy kick
3:38 ass that's the strategy all right we'll get it dude it's fine don't worry about
3:41 it all right let's do
3:45 it that's one
3:49 point oh Dennis can you even see I can
3:54 wait sticking through the flats there you're going to break okay so so just a
3:59 quick update here John can't ride a hoverboard and Dennis can't see so I
4:04 think maybe we're pretty
4:20 even you yes you can I can see the line no
4:27 point that's I can see it with no glasses it's blue you didn't even
4:32 look look at all
4:38 right oh
4:41 crap what's wrong with you what's wrong
4:45 with youing the
4:53 right feet on the ground I didn't TCH
4:56 the ground I didn't I'm going to go for the middle bubs going to go for the
5:01 middle oh boy it take some more
5:06 effort oh I I think
5:12 I okay we'll have Nick do all this why the hell is Taran thr hey Nick weighs a
5:18 lot John weighs not a lot I'm trying to
5:21 my best over here not a
5:25 lot what are you doing yeah no Tak he back these
5:31 bubs that's going to screw you up even
5:37 worse so we actually had a problem there with the uh with the hardware here so
5:42 yeah I mean what's their excuse for hitting the wall what Yoshi what what
5:48 what what what what what what what
5:52 what's going on third and final round Colton what do you think I think we
5:57 might actually win this no let me like push first no no no I'm a good rock I
6:03 got this that's not
6:08 even what are you doing J what the hell
6:12 was that SC Scot what was all what was
6:17 that all about broke it that's a sh get
6:21 out that's get it ready to rock
6:32 what was that I'm going in we're blocking it off do you know how a helmet
6:36 works like you want to drag that red one into the circle and kick that blue one
6:42 out of the CLE a load of
6:50 nonsense what are you doing
6:54 disqualified you're out of here thrown out of the game next come
7:02 on yeah oh is he in
7:08 yes he put his foot down before it stops
7:12 rolling look at how line is Big when someone uses his own
7:17 tactic yeah all right don't come back basically
7:24 I think they're expecting us to go like
7:27 chair battle yep we're not going to okay
7:32 because if we take the straight shot go
7:35 way from the outside like way from the left side outside okay go right for the
7:39 three-pointer then pretty much no matter what they do they can't win so you want
7:44 to go from the left side and try to like curl in just stay away from them don't
7:47 try to curl but just just like angle it don't try and curl it or anything so
7:51 from left side I'm just going to kind of just nice yeah you're just going to just keep me separated from their Rock let's
7:56 hope they don't do the opposite thing yeah but yeah okay okay so I no I'm
8:01 going to try and get an angle on Colton and push teranoid ahead of him so that
8:05 when lus tries to push him away he actually pushes him into the center sure let's do that oh
8:13 R right get the sleeping position John
8:32 Point you're a cheater you're a
8:46 cheater thanks for watching chair curling whatever the heck this was uh
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8:58 and uh we hope we hope you uh will enjoy the next one oh what the hell