Chair Curling Carnage
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,134 words · ~5 min read
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hello and welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we've invented yet another
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sport office chair
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curling today we're going to be taking these simple office chairs and throwing
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them all the way down there to try and score points in the circle can you do it
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yes sick dude cool man the teams are
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named after the team captains he so team
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resed first yes yeah good guide me
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Dennis guide
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me you can't see why did I choose someone with fill glasses why did you
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choose Dennis to throw your first Rong because I was thinking he's gotten all
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the sucking at sports out of his system so there must be only success
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left you know how to ride a sway
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right what was that what was
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that one more T no no no you don't take
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it okay okay team blue let's see something happen team blue team blue
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team blue team
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blue
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not beautiful what was that my strategy is
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to who's in this chair Dennis good yeah I'm going to push him as hard as I can yeah you are
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the how we find out why lonus made us wear helmets cuz he knew he was going to
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fall and he's too embarrassed to wear one on his Zone my strategy is nickl is
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just going to go and push all the blue chairs right into the Zone cuz he's got
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some torque to him
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oh he it what are you doing mate pretty much
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push me so I can kind of see going to throw him real
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hard you can't do that you're aing Rock
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we already have more points than them all we got to do is not screw it up I
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can't ride a hoverboard John is I I did did not know this when I chose him for
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my team or I would not have chosen him thank you let maybe if team as spent
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less time complaining and more time doing they might win all right team
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Taran has made a very valid point that they don't even have to throw the rock
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to win this round okay John just can you actually not even ride it last time
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I only one of us
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playing what okay what what what what
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how to ride these makes it wor I just want to see
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you try
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it oh lift
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them okay we'll have Nick throw me I
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don't rock am I going to get a point am I
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going to get a point
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nope your hle okay your I'm good my team
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can go outside oh my god really Dennis
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is rning ow you know what no strategy kick
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ass that's the strategy all right we'll get it dude it's fine don't worry about
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it all right let's do
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it that's one
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point oh Dennis can you even see I can
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wait sticking through the flats there you're going to break okay so so just a
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quick update here John can't ride a hoverboard and Dennis can't see so I
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think maybe we're pretty
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even you yes you can I can see the line no
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point that's I can see it with no glasses it's blue you didn't even
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look look at all
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right oh
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crap what's wrong with you what's wrong
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with youing the
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right feet on the ground I didn't TCH
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the ground I didn't I'm going to go for the middle bubs going to go for the
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middle oh boy it take some more
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effort oh I I think
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I okay we'll have Nick do all this why the hell is Taran thr hey Nick weighs a
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lot John weighs not a lot I'm trying to
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my best over here not a
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lot what are you doing yeah no Tak he back these
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bubs that's going to screw you up even
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worse so we actually had a problem there with the uh with the hardware here so
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yeah I mean what's their excuse for hitting the wall what Yoshi what what
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what what what what what what what
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what's going on third and final round Colton what do you think I think we
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might actually win this no let me like push first no no no I'm a good rock I
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got this that's not
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even what are you doing J what the hell
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was that SC Scot what was all what was
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that all about broke it that's a sh get
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out that's get it ready to rock
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what was that I'm going in we're blocking it off do you know how a helmet
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works like you want to drag that red one into the circle and kick that blue one
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out of the CLE a load of
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nonsense what are you doing
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disqualified you're out of here thrown out of the game next come
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on yeah oh is he in
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yes he put his foot down before it stops
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rolling look at how line is Big when someone uses his own
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tactic yeah all right don't come back basically
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I think they're expecting us to go like
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chair battle yep we're not going to okay
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because if we take the straight shot go
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way from the outside like way from the left side outside okay go right for the
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three-pointer then pretty much no matter what they do they can't win so you want
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to go from the left side and try to like curl in just stay away from them don't
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try to curl but just just like angle it don't try and curl it or anything so
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from left side I'm just going to kind of just nice yeah you're just going to just keep me separated from their Rock let's
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hope they don't do the opposite thing yeah but yeah okay okay so I no I'm
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going to try and get an angle on Colton and push teranoid ahead of him so that
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when lus tries to push him away he actually pushes him into the center sure let's do that oh
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R right get the sleeping position John
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Point you're a cheater you're a
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cheater thanks for watching chair curling whatever the heck this was uh
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