{"video_id":"QALfJcjiI3Y","title":"Chair Curling Carnage","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":548,"segments":[{"start_s":0.16,"end_s":7.72,"text":"hello and welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we've invented yet another","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.919,"end_s":7.72,"text":"sport office chair","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.12,"end_s":17.56,"text":"curling today we're going to be taking these simple office chairs and throwing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.559,"end_s":23.439,"text":"them all the way down there to try and score points in the circle can you do it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.32,"end_s":31.84,"text":"yes sick dude cool man the teams are","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.0,"end_s":35.399,"text":"named after the team captains he so team","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":31.84,"end_s":36.88,"text":"resed first yes yeah 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the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.36,"end_s":466.039,"text":"three-pointer then pretty much no matter what they do they can't win so you want","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":464.479,"end_s":469.96,"text":"to go from the left side and try to like curl in just stay away from them don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":467.56,"end_s":472.72,"text":"try to curl but just just like angle it don't try and curl it or anything so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.479,"end_s":477.84,"text":"from left side I'm just going to kind of just nice yeah you're just going to just keep me separated from their Rock let's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":476.24,"end_s":483.72,"text":"hope they don't do the opposite thing yeah but yeah okay okay so I no I'm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":481.599,"end_s":486.319,"text":"going to try and get an angle on Colton and push teranoid ahead of him so 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welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we've invented yet another sport office chair curling today we're going to be taking these simple office chairs and throwing them all the way down there to try and score points in the circle can you do it yes sick dude cool man the teams are named after the team captains he so team resed first yes yeah good guide me Dennis guide me you can't see why did I choose someone with fill glasses why did you choose Dennis to throw your first Rong because I was thinking he's gotten all the sucking at sports out of his system so there must be only success left you know how to ride a sway right what was that what was that one more T no no no you don't take it okay okay team blue let's see something happen team blue team blue team blue team blue not beautiful what was that my strategy is to who's in this chair Dennis good yeah I'm going to push him as hard as I can yeah you are the how we find out why lonus made us wear helmets cuz he knew he was going to fall and he's too embarrassed to wear one on his Zone my strategy is nickl is just going to go and push all the blue chairs right into the Zone cuz he's got some torque to him oh he it what are you doing mate pretty much push me so I can kind of see going to throw him real hard you can't do that you're aing Rock we already have more points than them all we got to do is not screw it up I can't ride a hoverboard John is I I did did not know this when I chose him for my team or I would not have chosen him thank you let maybe if team as spent less time complaining and more time doing they might win all right team Taran has made a very valid point that they don't even have to throw the rock to win this round okay John just can you actually not even ride it last time I only one of us playing what okay what what what what how to ride these makes it wor I just want to see you try it oh lift them okay we'll have Nick throw me I don't rock am I going to get a point am I going to get a point nope your hle okay your I'm good my team can go outside oh my god really Dennis is rning ow you know what no strategy kick ass that's the strategy all right we'll get it dude it's fine don't worry about it all right let's do it that's one point oh Dennis can you even see I can wait sticking through the flats there you're going to break okay so so just a quick update here John can't ride a hoverboard and Dennis can't see so I think maybe we're pretty even you yes you can I can see the line no point that's I can see it with no glasses it's blue you didn't even look look at all right oh crap what's wrong with you what's wrong with youing the right feet on the ground I didn't TCH the ground I didn't I'm going to go for the middle bubs going to go for the middle oh boy it take some more effort oh I I think I okay we'll have Nick do all this why the hell is Taran thr hey Nick weighs a lot John weighs not a lot I'm trying to my best over here not a lot what are you doing yeah no Tak he back these bubs that's going to screw you up even worse so we actually had a problem there with the uh with the hardware here so yeah I mean what's their excuse for hitting the wall what Yoshi what what what what what what what what what what's going on third and final round Colton what do you think I think we might actually win this no let me like push first no no no I'm a good rock I got this that's not even what are you doing J what the hell was that SC Scot what was all what was that all about broke it that's a sh get out that's get it ready to rock what was that I'm going in we're blocking it off do you know how a helmet works like you want to drag that red one into the circle and kick that blue one out of the CLE a load of nonsense what are you doing disqualified you're out of here thrown out of the game next come on yeah oh is he in yes he put his foot down before it stops rolling look at how line is Big when someone uses his own tactic yeah all right don't come back basically I think they're expecting us to go like chair battle yep we're not going to okay because if we take the straight shot go way from the outside like way from the left side outside okay go right for the three-pointer then pretty much no matter what they do they can't win so you want to go from the left side and try to like curl in just stay away from them don't try to curl but just just like angle it don't try and curl it or anything so from left side I'm just going to kind of just nice yeah you're just going to just keep me separated from their Rock let's hope they don't do the opposite thing yeah but yeah okay okay so I no I'm going to try and get an angle on Colton and push teranoid ahead of him so that when lus tries to push him away he actually pushes him into the center sure let's do that oh R right get the sleeping position John Point you're a cheater you're a cheater thanks for watching chair curling whatever the heck this was uh check out our other videos over here wherever they are 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