Dank Sledding Adventures

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,695 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 what are you g to sled in this what you got on what am I going to sled in this
0:04 dude actually gra gloves am I
0:08 overdressed yes you look like an idiot
0:16 goodbye welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we're going to go sledding
0:19 we don't have any sleds at the office so we got to go buy some so we're going to go in the store make some DIY sleds and
0:24 then we're going to see who's got a better sled all right I didn't actually think it was going to go right in we're
0:29 going to find something to sled on but you can't get an actual sled we're going
0:32 to go to a spot and whoever sled is the fastest will
0:36 win okay stop yes yes
0:42 no great I remember like the only times I
0:46 ever came to this Walmart is when uh during like Christmas time when they have the late night hours you just come
0:51 in just like walk around have a couple drinks all right we're here in the
0:55 pillow section with Colton Colton what are we going to do I don't know we need
0:58 to make a sled though uh-oh we're blocking the lane we should probably go
1:02 okay there you go vertical are you for real dog okay so we need to find
1:06 something to spray down keep going yes I know keep going picture frames these are
1:10 not going to work wait did he give us any money no I guess we'll have to
1:15 reconvene to get the money very nice oh this is like a big
1:21 boy version of that yeah that one's just bigger all
1:25 around is the bottom fine dude this could be pretty DK okay let's do that
1:30 uh no that's that's oh my God is f Dennis you have no idea what you're
1:35 doing it's got to be a smooth thing it
1:38 it needs a it needs a slope this is what I'm talking about Dennis what are you
1:43 doing I candy just buy you're not supposed to buy candy you're supposed to
1:47 buy stuff for the sleds it's fun fact this McDonald's is where I lost
1:53 my wedding R oh yeah that's right okay
1:56 so we spent $51.7 oh so Di I slide under 25 bucks
2:02 yeah cuz the tax now we're going to go to a super secret special super awesome
2:06 sliding spot that's not the Walmart parking lot yeah save it for later
2:09 you're not going to win we thought of just buying a sleeping bag just spraying
2:14 Pam all over a sleeping bag and slid what is that you are so white calm
2:21 down whoa what this is our Hill yeah dud
2:25 this is going to be fun oh some other people are sing
2:31 oh let's unveil it I saw the Pam I know
2:34 there's more to it than that Colton actually picked this up hope the right
2:38 side space blankets what see see see T
2:43 you never suggested space blankets so wait you're doing that and
2:49 Pam yeah dude s you never had this idea Dennis
2:56 that's fine we keep it same T we just need this body
3:01 board What mo this down oh this St go
3:05 like that don't let him touch it
3:10 touching it's actually so slippery it's like a
3:17 cape BR my leg oh Dennis steal his Tim
3:21 no what are Tims Timberland this is a
3:25 silver rocket but wait until dildo drones comes up really yeah dude that is
3:31 pretty dank I have to admit the extra help as if you needed any
3:36 more unbelievable so today uh we're
3:39 going to cook up a uh this thing is going to be
3:44 fast Dennis wanted to basically grab a
3:47 lid like this and I told him there's no
3:50 way that's a hard Edge that's going to dig into the snow you're going to flip
3:54 over it's going to be awful it's not going to go you could have suggest that
3:58 we can use that silver no I didn't think about that and neither did you you're
4:01 blaming me for not grabbing a lid that would have dug into the snow so I'm like
4:05 Dennis we need something smooth we're racing on either that
4:10 or I'm I'm I'm speeding down the hill already we're going to go do a test run
4:15 I BW light oh I got
4:24 that I got that turn it on yeah we're
4:27 just going to see which one of our Solutions is faster this is steep dude we're going to fly
4:33 down this people are rocketing down
4:40 there so listen vertical solution is
4:43 stupid the whole thing is going to tip over cuz the edge of the container is
4:46 going to dig into the snow but this this
4:50 isn't going to dig in anywhere okay you ready yeah all right and
5:02 get out of here [ __ ] you
5:07 no I think tan actually won
5:11 there sorry for the shake didn't it very
5:15 Here Comes team silver rocket
5:21 yeah I am super scared I like rocket all
5:25 right guys this is a silver rocket and the trash compactor
5:30 versus burkel first race sure do you feel safe going in it are you okay okay
5:34 like are you okay I don't I don't care
5:37 it's just sleding I mean honestly at least we have
5:41 a barrier in case we do hit the
5:45 tree another dose okay you guys ready
5:49 okay hold on stop stop stop stop stop 3
5:52 2 1 go oh my
5:57 God oh my God oh my
6:10 that work well sense of direction in that thing all right so we won race one as
6:16 soon as that thing started to turn I was like oh I'm going backwards into that
6:20 tree all right Burl I I might have to admit that your thing works a little
6:24 better than I expected look it got torn up of course it did that's okay it's
6:28 only going to get worse how's your neck oh I was fine
6:35 start so they uh they won the first race but it's best two out of three so Dennis
6:40 got a really head start on that last one I'm going to pick up the slack dude me
6:45 sleding I'm going to like explode baby Loop up come
6:51 on all right no C sh come on Pam
6:55 seriously like what if I wanted to cook in subzero temperatures sketch you think
6:59 about okay with yours you have your legs up so you have braks on
7:03 death you just got to you just got to you're very trapped the second you sit
7:07 in this holy sh I guess I'm ready three
7:10 two one rock and
7:18 roll
7:24 no yes yes I will not further down the mountain than
7:29 you yeah woo that was me I won he fell that
7:34 was amazing colon had more speed but I
7:37 was a lot more stable so it's 1 anybody
7:42 could win at this point okay my turn my
7:45 turn no no you no you were really slow on the last one got no we got to go it
7:52 is not okay so it looks like the oh
7:56 where's the oh grab the P get some get footage that P get the get the
8:02 P oh my
8:07 God so looks like last round the deciding round be Nikki V versus teren
8:13 van fast Dennis I don't want to be mean
8:17 but you're just you're too light you don't weit enough you need to eat more cheeseburger go up there go up there and
8:22 see if he can fix it but just use what we
8:26 got hey I said you could use more tape I didn't say you whole
8:30 no this is the same space blanket the last one was a Jupiter this is a Mars
8:33 hey this is the space blanket so when we bought our components I had prepared for
8:37 something like this where I knew I'd go down the hill rip the space blanket
8:41 that's why I bought two it was still under $25 I still adhered to our budget
8:46 okay that I'm still going to win all
8:49 right Colton I'm putting a lot of trust in you here we got this we've been
8:53 getting the fastest lap times all day there's no reason that we can't win we
8:58 can't be champions cuz you're a champion and I think you really are I've always wanted to be a
9:02 champion I believe in you I think you are a champion I think not only are you
9:06 physically fit enough to wait wait wait wait wait wait you're going down right
9:09 am I yeah I'm not going down are you kidding me I actually didn't know that
9:14 okay let's do it I'm ready to win I'm ready to rock Let's Rock Let's Roll
9:18 Let's uh go God damn it every
9:23 time okay you got to hold me back Colton okay Dennis you ready
9:29 three two one go
10:05 cut my
10:10 back oh I fell through the back after I
10:13 kind of hit that jump and it just cut me
10:17 open no
10:22 no thank you guys for watching Channel Super Fun if you like this video throw a
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10:32 you disliked it just say thanks but no thanks I didn't do anything and uh don't
10:37 buy whatever brand bin this is buy a good one cuz this will hurt your back
10:45 peace W get out the way get out the way get out the way get out the way what the
10:50 hell