{"video_id":"OiJZYNRPGrk","title":"Dank Sledding Adventures","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":655,"segments":[{"start_s":0.04,"end_s":7.6,"text":"what are you g to sled in this what you got on what am I going to sled in this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.2,"end_s":7.6,"text":"dude actually gra gloves am I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.48,"end_s":14.0,"text":"overdressed yes you look like an idiot","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.119,"end_s":21.4,"text":"goodbye welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we're going to go sledding","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.96,"end_s":25.68,"text":"we don't have any sleds at the office so we got to go buy some so we're going to go in the store make some DIY sleds and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.84,"end_s":31.359,"text":"then we're going to see who's got a better sled all right I didn't actually think it 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what you got on what am I going to sled in this dude actually gra gloves am I overdressed yes you look like an idiot goodbye welcome to Channel Super Fun where today we're going to go sledding we don't have any sleds at the office so we got to go buy some so we're going to go in the store make some DIY sleds and then we're going to see who's got a better sled all right I didn't actually think it was going to go right in we're going to find something to sled on but you can't get an actual sled we're going to go to a spot and whoever sled is the fastest will win okay stop yes yes no great I remember like the only times I ever came to this Walmart is when uh during like Christmas time when they have the late night hours you just come in just like walk around have a couple drinks all right we're here in the pillow section with Colton Colton what are we going to do I don't know we need to make a sled though uh-oh we're blocking the lane we should probably go okay there you go vertical are you for real dog okay so we need to find something to spray down keep going yes I know keep going picture frames these are not going to work wait did he give us any money no I guess we'll have to reconvene to get the money very nice oh this is like a big boy version of that yeah that one's just bigger all around is the bottom fine dude this could be pretty DK okay let's do that uh no that's that's oh my God is f Dennis you have no idea what you're doing it's got to be a smooth thing it it needs a it needs a slope this is what I'm talking about Dennis what are you doing I candy just buy you're not supposed to buy candy you're supposed to buy stuff for the sleds it's fun fact this McDonald's is where I lost my wedding R oh yeah that's right okay so we spent $51.7 oh so Di I slide under 25 bucks yeah cuz the tax now we're going to go to a super secret special super awesome sliding spot that's not the Walmart parking lot yeah save it for later you're not going to win we thought of just buying a sleeping bag just spraying Pam all over a sleeping bag and slid what is that you are so white calm down whoa what this is our Hill yeah dud this is going to be fun oh some other people are sing oh let's unveil it I saw the Pam I know there's more to it than that Colton actually picked this up hope the right side space blankets what see see see T you never suggested space blankets so wait you're doing that and Pam yeah dude s you never had this idea Dennis that's fine we keep it same T we just need this body board What mo this down oh this St go like that don't let him touch it touching it's actually so slippery it's like a cape BR my leg oh Dennis steal his Tim no what are Tims Timberland this is a silver rocket but wait until dildo drones comes up really yeah dude that is pretty dank I have to admit the extra help as if you needed any more unbelievable so today uh we're going to cook up a uh this thing is going to be fast Dennis wanted to basically grab a lid like this and I told him there's no way that's a hard Edge that's going to dig into the snow you're going to flip over it's going to be awful it's not going to go you could have suggest that we can use that silver no I didn't think about that and neither did you you're blaming me for not grabbing a lid that would have dug into the snow so I'm like Dennis we need something smooth we're racing on either that or I'm I'm I'm speeding down the hill already we're going to go do a test run I BW light oh I got that I got that turn it on yeah we're just going to see which one of our Solutions is faster this is steep dude we're going to fly down this people are rocketing down there so listen vertical solution is stupid the whole thing is going to tip over cuz the edge of the container is going to dig into the snow but this this isn't going to dig in anywhere okay you ready yeah all right and get out of here [ __ ] you no I think tan actually won there sorry for the shake didn't it very Here Comes team silver rocket yeah I am super scared I like rocket all right guys this is a silver rocket and the trash compactor versus burkel first race sure do you feel safe going in it are you okay okay like are you okay I don't I don't care it's just sleding I mean honestly at least we have a barrier in case we do hit the tree another dose okay you guys ready okay hold on stop stop stop stop stop 3 2 1 go oh my God oh my God oh my that work well sense of direction in that thing all right so we won race one as soon as that thing started to turn I was like oh I'm going backwards into that tree all right Burl I I might have to admit that your thing works a little better than I expected look it got torn up of course it did that's okay it's only going to get worse how's your neck oh I was fine start so they uh they won the first race but it's best two out of three so Dennis got a really head start on that last one I'm going to pick up the slack dude me sleding I'm going to like explode baby Loop up come on all right no C sh come on Pam seriously like what if I wanted to cook in subzero temperatures sketch you think about okay with yours you have your legs up so you have braks on death you just got to you just got to you're very trapped the second you sit in this holy sh I guess I'm ready three two one rock and roll no yes yes I will not further down the mountain than you yeah woo that was me I won he fell that was amazing colon had more speed but I was a lot more stable so it's 1 anybody could win at this point okay my turn my turn no no you no you were really slow on the last one got no we got to go it is not okay so it looks like the oh where's the oh grab the P get some get footage that P get the get the P oh my God so looks like last round the deciding round be Nikki V versus teren van fast Dennis I don't want to be mean but you're just you're too light you don't weit enough you need to eat more cheeseburger go up there go up there and see if he can fix it but just use what we got hey I said you could use more tape I didn't say you whole no this is the same space blanket the last one was a Jupiter this is a Mars hey this is the space blanket so when we bought our components I had prepared for something like this where I knew I'd go down the hill rip the space blanket that's why I bought two it was still under $25 I still adhered to our budget okay that I'm still going to win all right Colton I'm putting a lot of trust in you here we got this we've been getting the fastest lap times all day there's no reason that we can't win we can't be champions cuz you're a champion and I think you really are I've always wanted to be a champion I believe in you I think you are a champion I think not only are you physically fit enough to wait wait wait wait wait wait you're going down right am I yeah I'm not going down are you kidding me I actually didn't know that okay let's do it I'm ready to win I'm ready to rock Let's Rock Let's Roll Let's uh go God damn it every time okay you got to hold me back Colton okay Dennis you ready three two one go cut my back oh I fell through the back after I kind of hit that jump and it just cut me open no no thank you guys for watching Channel Super Fun if you like this video throw a like if you disliked it just stop stop watch just don't even don't care okay if you disliked it just say thanks but no thanks I didn't do anything and uh don't buy whatever brand bin this is buy a good one cuz this will hurt your back peace W get out the way get out the way get out the way get out the way what the hell"}