i guess new iphones
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·TechLinked
·2019-05-06
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1,384 words · ~6 min read
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we're gonna have to wash this shirt at some point ah
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congratulations everyone your phone yes you ed your phone just became hot
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garbage yep whatever device you're using it's horribly old and outdated and slow
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now compared to the new iphone 10s models that apple announced this morning
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in fact they're so amazing you might as well stop watching this video right now
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and go pre-order one party then of course you did
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all right good so we've filtered out all the dumps so we can proceed with the
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rest of the tech news which is of course about apple's new
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iphones uh so their new lineup consists of the 5.8
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inch 10s and the 6.5 inch 10s max as
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well as the 6.1 inch 10r now let's talk
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about how they're the same first they all have the new a12 bionic soc inside
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with a faster CPU faster GPU and a new
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eight core neural engine machine learning processor they've got gigabit
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class lte though we don't know if that means they'll be compatible with 5g and
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they've all got the same face id system as the original iphone 10.
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furthermore there is a no home button to be found in this year's lineup so you
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can join me in pouring one out for the
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little guy
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also the neural engine will power a bunch of great new augmented reality
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stuff and an exclusive elder scrolls game called
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blades
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but each phone is of course revolutionary in its own way the 10s's
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get OLED displays compared to the lcd on the 10r but of course that one is the
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the most advanced lcd ever in a smartphone so you know they had to name
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it liquid retina that sounds painful
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they had to there was no choice though the 10 s's are bumped up to full on ip68
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waterproofing compared to the ip67 on the 10r and then as for cameras
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what about the cameras well you get dual cameras on the 10s and
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a single camera on the 10r although all of them can use portrait mode now with
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after capture bokeh control bokeh is the background out of focus stuff i did of
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course i know that for the first time this is really cool dual sims will be
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available in the iphone 10s's also the
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10r is made of aerospace grade aluminum and the 10s are made of surgical grade
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stainless steel you guys following all this so far so you can do surgery in
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space with your phone if necessary of course and it'll be really flashy space
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surgery with the 10s is coming in gold silver and space gray the 10r comes in a
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variety of colors we're going back to like the 5c kind of you know ipod era
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there's like bold names for the colors too like black
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and yellow yeah coral wow
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um starting prices are 749 for the 10r which is actually not bad speaking the
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5c anyone with a 5c or an se finally has
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like a pretty nice looking upgrade and then 9.99 for the 10s and 1100
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for the 10s max and if that's too cheap for you don't
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worry there's a 512 gig version of the max for fifteen hundred dollars
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wow and they're available september 21st for
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the ten s's and then like october something is for the the other one
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apple also showed off the new apple watch series 4. it's thinner it's got a
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larger screen that curves around the edges a bit it's got a redesigned ui and
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a new watch face that'll help you remember to breathe if you need to like
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calm down because you are so excited about all this apple news
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those guys think of everything don't they um and there's also some actually
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pretty cool potential health features well they're not potential features they have
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the features they're potent you know what they're cool it can apparently detect falls and immediately present a
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prompt to call ems and it will also screen your heartbeat in the background
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to detect low heart rate or atrial fibrillation and it's the first
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over-the-counter wearable that can measure electrocardiograms or ecgs they
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actually had a real doctor come out on stage to talk about it but he doesn't
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the watch doesn't come with one of him yeah no they shouldn't have
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if i have to say one more thing about apple i'm gonna scream
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like like a girl no not like that so let's move on to big
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a full review of the unreleased Intel core i7 9700k has apparently been
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published on spanish language site el chapoozas informatico showing the chip
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beating competitors in games and synthetic benchmarks and a huge surprise
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to no one because we have a pretty good idea of what it's going to be at this
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point it should be noted though that it came in under the ryzen 7 2700x in cinebench
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and 3dmark take that with a grain of salt of course but uh
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i've kind of said the thing that's in the script now because i i managed to ad
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lib as good as riley can write so good the eu has a new
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take on copyright as their parliament just initially approved legislation
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known as the copyright directive
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which will mandate a link tax charging
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websites for linking to news services this is also an attempt to mandate a
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youtube style content id system for the
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entire web which would pretty much users abilities to repost any
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kind of copyrighted content anywhere
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this may actually be the death of memes
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so what i would like to do right now is give you guys a super memeable moment
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i'm going to be like like
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whoa and i'd like you guys to meme it up enjoy it while you have it that's so
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crazy because it's gonna be gone yeah AMD has announced four new ryzen cpus
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the ryzen 323 you know what i'm not going to read all these let's put them on screen there you go they're meant
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mainly for pre-built pcs and low power systems and are apparently available now
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if you really want a pre-built system so
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cool Windows users are encountering a new prompt that appears when opening the
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chrome or firefox installer with a warning from microsoft that they've got
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a perfectly good safe browser already installed on their pc i mean
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you know what i'm with microsoft on this one why would anyone want one of those
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terrible
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yeah no that's stupid it's ridiculous i can't believe that i can
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believe they're doing this but come on and Intel has denied rumors which we
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reported on monday by the way that they are working with tsmc to produce chips
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on their 14 nm process they're just producing the chips themselves
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apparently so tsmc can just back up okay
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they told you to stop texting them they're not into you
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and i'm not into continuing this episode because it's over
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i mean i actually i mean if you're into it then i could be into it actually we
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could you're not well
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