i guess new iphones

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,384 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 we're gonna have to wash this shirt at some point ah
0:03 congratulations everyone your phone yes you ed your phone just became hot
0:08 garbage yep whatever device you're using it's horribly old and outdated and slow
0:13 now compared to the new iphone 10s models that apple announced this morning
0:17 in fact they're so amazing you might as well stop watching this video right now
0:22 and go pre-order one party then of course you did
0:26 all right good so we've filtered out all the dumps so we can proceed with the
0:30 rest of the tech news which is of course about apple's new
0:34 iphones uh so their new lineup consists of the 5.8
0:40 inch 10s and the 6.5 inch 10s max as
0:43 well as the 6.1 inch 10r now let's talk
0:47 about how they're the same first they all have the new a12 bionic soc inside
0:52 with a faster CPU faster GPU and a new
0:55 eight core neural engine machine learning processor they've got gigabit
1:00 class lte though we don't know if that means they'll be compatible with 5g and
1:05 they've all got the same face id system as the original iphone 10.
1:09 furthermore there is a no home button to be found in this year's lineup so you
1:14 can join me in pouring one out for the
1:17 little guy
1:24 also the neural engine will power a bunch of great new augmented reality
1:29 stuff and an exclusive elder scrolls game called
1:32 blades
1:37 but each phone is of course revolutionary in its own way the 10s's
1:42 get OLED displays compared to the lcd on the 10r but of course that one is the
1:47 the most advanced lcd ever in a smartphone so you know they had to name
1:52 it liquid retina that sounds painful
1:57 they had to there was no choice though the 10 s's are bumped up to full on ip68
2:03 waterproofing compared to the ip67 on the 10r and then as for cameras
2:09 what about the cameras well you get dual cameras on the 10s and
2:12 a single camera on the 10r although all of them can use portrait mode now with
2:17 after capture bokeh control bokeh is the background out of focus stuff i did of
2:23 course i know that for the first time this is really cool dual sims will be
2:27 available in the iphone 10s's also the
2:30 10r is made of aerospace grade aluminum and the 10s are made of surgical grade
2:33 stainless steel you guys following all this so far so you can do surgery in
2:37 space with your phone if necessary of course and it'll be really flashy space
2:41 surgery with the 10s is coming in gold silver and space gray the 10r comes in a
2:46 variety of colors we're going back to like the 5c kind of you know ipod era
2:51 there's like bold names for the colors too like black
2:55 and yellow yeah coral wow
3:00 um starting prices are 749 for the 10r which is actually not bad speaking the
3:05 5c anyone with a 5c or an se finally has
3:08 like a pretty nice looking upgrade and then 9.99 for the 10s and 1100
3:14 for the 10s max and if that's too cheap for you don't
3:18 worry there's a 512 gig version of the max for fifteen hundred dollars
3:24 wow and they're available september 21st for
3:27 the ten s's and then like october something is for the the other one
3:31 apple also showed off the new apple watch series 4. it's thinner it's got a
3:35 larger screen that curves around the edges a bit it's got a redesigned ui and
3:38 a new watch face that'll help you remember to breathe if you need to like
3:42 calm down because you are so excited about all this apple news
3:46 those guys think of everything don't they um and there's also some actually
3:50 pretty cool potential health features well they're not potential features they have
3:55 the features they're potent you know what they're cool it can apparently detect falls and immediately present a
3:59 prompt to call ems and it will also screen your heartbeat in the background
4:03 to detect low heart rate or atrial fibrillation and it's the first
4:08 over-the-counter wearable that can measure electrocardiograms or ecgs they
4:12 actually had a real doctor come out on stage to talk about it but he doesn't
4:16 the watch doesn't come with one of him yeah no they shouldn't have
4:21 if i have to say one more thing about apple i'm gonna scream
4:24 like like a girl no not like that so let's move on to big
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5:03 a full review of the unreleased Intel core i7 9700k has apparently been
5:07 published on spanish language site el chapoozas informatico showing the chip
5:13 beating competitors in games and synthetic benchmarks and a huge surprise
5:17 to no one because we have a pretty good idea of what it's going to be at this
5:21 point it should be noted though that it came in under the ryzen 7 2700x in cinebench
5:26 and 3dmark take that with a grain of salt of course but uh
5:32 i've kind of said the thing that's in the script now because i i managed to ad
5:36 lib as good as riley can write so good the eu has a new
5:41 take on copyright as their parliament just initially approved legislation
5:45 known as the copyright directive
5:48 which will mandate a link tax charging
5:52 websites for linking to news services this is also an attempt to mandate a
5:57 youtube style content id system for the
6:00 entire web which would pretty much users abilities to repost any
6:05 kind of copyrighted content anywhere
6:08 this may actually be the death of memes
6:13 so what i would like to do right now is give you guys a super memeable moment
6:17 i'm going to be like like
6:20 whoa and i'd like you guys to meme it up enjoy it while you have it that's so
6:25 crazy because it's gonna be gone yeah AMD has announced four new ryzen cpus
6:31 the ryzen 323 you know what i'm not going to read all these let's put them on screen there you go they're meant
6:35 mainly for pre-built pcs and low power systems and are apparently available now
6:39 if you really want a pre-built system so
6:42 cool Windows users are encountering a new prompt that appears when opening the
6:47 chrome or firefox installer with a warning from microsoft that they've got
6:52 a perfectly good safe browser already installed on their pc i mean
6:57 you know what i'm with microsoft on this one why would anyone want one of those
7:00 terrible
7:13 yeah no that's stupid it's ridiculous i can't believe that i can
7:17 believe they're doing this but come on and Intel has denied rumors which we
7:22 reported on monday by the way that they are working with tsmc to produce chips
7:26 on their 14 nm process they're just producing the chips themselves
7:30 apparently so tsmc can just back up okay
7:34 they told you to stop texting them they're not into you
7:37 and i'm not into continuing this episode because it's over
7:41 i mean i actually i mean if you're into it then i could be into it actually we
7:44 could you're not well
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