we're gonna have to wash this shirt at some point ah
congratulations everyone your phone yes you ed your phone just became hot
garbage yep whatever device you're using it's horribly old and outdated and slow
now compared to the new iphone 10s models that apple announced this morning
in fact they're so amazing you might as well stop watching this video right now
and go pre-order one party then of course you did
all right good so we've filtered out all the dumps so we can proceed with the
rest of the tech news which is of course about apple's new
iphones uh so their new lineup consists of the 5.8
inch 10s and the 6.5 inch 10s max as
well as the 6.1 inch 10r now let's talk
about how they're the same first they all have the new a12 bionic soc inside
with a faster CPU faster GPU and a new
eight core neural engine machine learning processor they've got gigabit
class lte though we don't know if that means they'll be compatible with 5g and
they've all got the same face id system as the original iphone 10.
furthermore there is a no home button to be found in this year's lineup so you
can join me in pouring one out for the
little guy
also the neural engine will power a bunch of great new augmented reality
stuff and an exclusive elder scrolls game called
blades
but each phone is of course revolutionary in its own way the 10s's
get OLED displays compared to the lcd on the 10r but of course that one is the
the most advanced lcd ever in a smartphone so you know they had to name
it liquid retina that sounds painful
they had to there was no choice though the 10 s's are bumped up to full on ip68
waterproofing compared to the ip67 on the 10r and then as for cameras
what about the cameras well you get dual cameras on the 10s and
a single camera on the 10r although all of them can use portrait mode now with
after capture bokeh control bokeh is the background out of focus stuff i did of
course i know that for the first time this is really cool dual sims will be
available in the iphone 10s's also the
10r is made of aerospace grade aluminum and the 10s are made of surgical grade
stainless steel you guys following all this so far so you can do surgery in
space with your phone if necessary of course and it'll be really flashy space
surgery with the 10s is coming in gold silver and space gray the 10r comes in a
variety of colors we're going back to like the 5c kind of you know ipod era
there's like bold names for the colors too like black
and yellow yeah coral wow
um starting prices are 749 for the 10r which is actually not bad speaking the
5c anyone with a 5c or an se finally has
like a pretty nice looking upgrade and then 9.99 for the 10s and 1100
for the 10s max and if that's too cheap for you don't
worry there's a 512 gig version of the max for fifteen hundred dollars
wow and they're available september 21st for
the ten s's and then like october something is for the the other one
apple also showed off the new apple watch series 4. it's thinner it's got a
larger screen that curves around the edges a bit it's got a redesigned ui and
a new watch face that'll help you remember to breathe if you need to like
calm down because you are so excited about all this apple news
those guys think of everything don't they um and there's also some actually
pretty cool potential health features well they're not potential features they have
the features they're potent you know what they're cool it can apparently detect falls and immediately present a
prompt to call ems and it will also screen your heartbeat in the background
to detect low heart rate or atrial fibrillation and it's the first
over-the-counter wearable that can measure electrocardiograms or ecgs they
actually had a real doctor come out on stage to talk about it but he doesn't
the watch doesn't come with one of him yeah no they shouldn't have
if i have to say one more thing about apple i'm gonna scream
like like a girl no not like that so let's move on to big
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a full review of the unreleased Intel core i7 9700k has apparently been
published on spanish language site el chapoozas informatico showing the chip
beating competitors in games and synthetic benchmarks and a huge surprise
to no one because we have a pretty good idea of what it's going to be at this
point it should be noted though that it came in under the ryzen 7 2700x in cinebench
and 3dmark take that with a grain of salt of course but uh
i've kind of said the thing that's in the script now because i i managed to ad
lib as good as riley can write so good the eu has a new
take on copyright as their parliament just initially approved legislation
known as the copyright directive
which will mandate a link tax charging
websites for linking to news services this is also an attempt to mandate a
youtube style content id system for the
entire web which would pretty much users abilities to repost any
kind of copyrighted content anywhere
this may actually be the death of memes
so what i would like to do right now is give you guys a super memeable moment
i'm going to be like like
whoa and i'd like you guys to meme it up enjoy it while you have it that's so
crazy because it's gonna be gone yeah AMD has announced four new ryzen cpus
the ryzen 323 you know what i'm not going to read all these let's put them on screen there you go they're meant
mainly for pre-built pcs and low power systems and are apparently available now
if you really want a pre-built system so
cool Windows users are encountering a new prompt that appears when opening the
chrome or firefox installer with a warning from microsoft that they've got
a perfectly good safe browser already installed on their pc i mean
you know what i'm with microsoft on this one why would anyone want one of those
terrible
yeah no that's stupid it's ridiculous i can't believe that i can
believe they're doing this but come on and Intel has denied rumors which we
reported on monday by the way that they are working with tsmc to produce chips
on their 14 nm process they're just producing the chips themselves
apparently so tsmc can just back up okay
they told you to stop texting them they're not into you
and i'm not into continuing this episode because it's over
i mean i actually i mean if you're into it then i could be into it actually we
could you're not well
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