Our Parents SUCK at Tech - Then vs. Now Ep3

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2018-05-06 · 1,152 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 the good people at honor reached out to sponsor a piece featuring their new
0:04 honor 6X smartphone so they send it over
0:08 and I'm sitting there bored at a family function putting the gears to the
0:11 phone's dual ends camera Kiren 665
0:15 octacore CPU 4 gigs of RAM and 3340 mAh
0:19 battery I'm at my in-law's house right and an argument breaks out at the
0:23 Scrabble table and meanwhile I'm kind of sitting there
0:26 going why don't you just Google it but
0:30 it's not all bad thanks to my entire evening of eye rolling face palming and
0:37 full body cringing we all get to
0:40 experience this fantastic video eight of
0:44 the worst ways the older generation makes my head
0:49 explode brought to you by the honor 6x
1:02 number one my dad seems
1:07 completely unable to wrap his head
1:10 around the fact that making phone calls
1:13 ain't what it used to be he still it is
1:16 2017 he still tries to crank call me
1:21 crank call me like I'll answer my phone
1:24 and he'll start pretending to order a pizza or I'll call him and he'll answer
1:29 with some goofy accent trying to convince me that I got the wrong number
1:34 dude I know it's you I've had caller ID
1:38 on my phone since I was in high school and I know I didn't Mis dial your number
1:44 nobody dials numbers anymore number two
1:49 I needed to get to my grandma's new place so I even proactively like I'm
1:54 ready for this I proactively structure the question like so hey can you give me
2:00 your new address Gran and to my dismay
2:03 she like every other old person on the
2:06 planet proceeds to launch into this
2:09 elaborate play byplay of the rote go go
2:13 past the Giant Tiger then uh left at the
2:16 spoon shaped Rock and you'll see this really friendly young man watering the
2:20 grass well well that's Chester the neighbor's sonin-law and he works at the
2:25 co-op and okay this is not a quest
2:29 grandma I'm not retaining any of this
2:32 I'm not listening please For the Love of All that is good tell me the address so
2:37 I can open my maps app and key it in
2:41 number three thanks to simple interfaces
2:45 like honors emotion UI smartphones are getting easier and easier to use but
2:51 just because an older person learns to use the internet doesn't mean they
2:57 really get how to internet and we've all
3:01 suffered the consequences of this one so here's a few etiquette tips if I don't
3:07 copy paste your status update you posted
3:10 it doesn't mean I'm not your true friend
3:13 that funny Chain Letter well if the
3:16 memes have e-bombs world watermarks
3:20 they're probably a little dated and
3:23 auntie thank you so much for the Urgent
3:27 cyber security advisory telling me to beware of people calling and pretending
3:32 they work for Microsoft I know your heart's in the
3:35 right place but please just oh
3:40 please number four why is it that every
3:44 time I go somewhere with my dad he's
3:47 always trying to get me to memorize what section of the parking garage we're in
3:52 so that we don't lose the car okay
3:55 what's the color orange okay what's the
3:58 number shoot I forget let's go back look I'm way ahead of you Dad just take a
4:04 picture and move on it doesn't consume
4:07 film anymore and we don't have to wait for it to get
4:11 developed number five you convinced your
4:14 mother-in-law to get a cell phone but she refuses to get cellular data because
4:21 it's expensive and Lisa needs braces
4:24 well you know what I have to say to that data plan it's like $10 a month Less on
4:31 Ting and you know what else is expensive getting lost two blocks from your
4:36 grandson's birthday party and spending 15 minutes on the phone with me trying
4:41 to figure out where the heck you are which way is west and which Auto Wrecker
4:47 to drive towards to get back on the right path you aren't even supposed to
4:53 be on the phone when you're driving
4:56 number six my dad knows how to text me
5:00 he even sends instant messages and pictures over Hangouts but he doesn't
5:06 seem to grasp the added utility that
5:09 these modern mediums have over snail mail so every 3 to 5 days he sends me an
5:17 epic wall of text with where he's staying the recent weather best wishes
5:22 for the kids and then he signs his name at the bottom and I'm like pops it's
5:30 instant messaging I can reply right away
5:35 you can reply right away and we can have a conversation do your relatives ever
5:39 send you snail mail and then text you to tell you to expect it why did you number
5:46 seven my auntie still brings her digital
5:49 point and shoot that runs on ablea batteries to family functions even
5:54 though the camera on her phone is way better way easier to use and easy to to
5:59 share pictures with it just seems like it's hard for some older people to
6:04 internalize just how many single use devices modern phones have replaced I
6:10 mean what's next a calculator at the restaurant to split the belt damn it
6:14 Vern there is an app for that and finally number eight right next to the
6:21 landline phone at my grandparents house
6:24 is a wall power adapter for the cell phone that lives in the wall with the
6:29 phone next to it plugged in 100% of the
6:34 time when they're at home sometimes I
6:37 even see them stand there while they're talking on it do you realize that modern
6:43 phones like this one can last for like 2
6:46 days before they die why not just plug it in when you go to bed well that way I
6:52 always know where it is you don't go
6:55 anywhere Lynn just keep it in your pocket and that way you'll know where it
7:00 is and you'll actually be safer in the
7:04 event of a nasty fall or a freak accident with a knitting needle or
7:09 whatever so thanks to honor for
7:12 sponsoring this list of ways that people are bound to misuse their awesome
7:16 technology you can check out the link to where to buy the honor 6X in the video
7:21 description and while you're down there drop your favorite my family sucks at
7:25 Tech stories in the comments below and maybe you'll see them featured in a
7:30 future episode thank you so much for
7:33 watching