{"video_id":"HfucVNQ-rT0","title":"Our Parents SUCK at Tech - Then vs. Now Ep3","channel":"Linus Tech Tips","show":"Linus Tech Tips","published_at":"2018-05-06T14:53:29Z","duration_s":454,"segments":[{"start_s":0.16,"end_s":8.36,"text":"the good people at honor reached out to sponsor a piece featuring their new","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.64,"end_s":10.44,"text":"honor 6X smartphone so they send it over","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.36,"end_s":15.0,"text":"and I'm sitting there bored at a family function putting the gears to the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.92,"end_s":19.08,"text":"phone's dual ends camera Kiren 665","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.0,"end_s":21.8,"text":"octacore CPU 4 gigs of RAM and 3340 mAh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.08,"end_s":25.32,"text":"battery I'm at my in-law's house right and an argument breaks out at 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mAh battery I'm at my in-law's house right and an argument breaks out at the Scrabble table and meanwhile I'm kind of sitting there going why don't you just Google it but it's not all bad thanks to my entire evening of eye rolling face palming and full body cringing we all get to experience this fantastic video eight of the worst ways the older generation makes my head explode brought to you by the honor 6x number one my dad seems completely unable to wrap his head around the fact that making phone calls ain't what it used to be he still it is 2017 he still tries to crank call me crank call me like I'll answer my phone and he'll start pretending to order a pizza or I'll call him and he'll answer with some goofy accent trying to convince me that I got the wrong number dude I know it's you I've had caller ID on my phone since I was in high school and I know I didn't Mis dial your number nobody dials numbers anymore number two I needed to get to my grandma's new place so I even proactively like I'm ready for this I proactively structure the question like so hey can you give me your new address Gran and to my dismay she like every other old person on the planet proceeds to launch into this elaborate play byplay of the rote go go past the Giant Tiger then uh left at the spoon shaped Rock and you'll see this really friendly young man watering the grass well well that's Chester the neighbor's sonin-law and he works at the co-op and okay this is not a quest grandma I'm not retaining any of this I'm not listening please For the Love of All that is good tell me the address so I can open my maps app and key it in number three thanks to simple interfaces like honors emotion UI smartphones are getting easier and easier to use but just because an older person learns to use the internet doesn't mean they really get how to internet and we've all suffered the consequences of this one so here's a few etiquette tips if I don't copy paste your status update you posted it doesn't mean I'm not your true friend that funny Chain Letter well if the memes have e-bombs world watermarks they're probably a little dated and auntie thank you so much for the Urgent cyber security advisory telling me to beware of people calling and pretending they work for Microsoft I know your heart's in the right place but please just oh please number four why is it that every time I go somewhere with my dad he's always trying to get me to memorize what section of the parking garage we're in so that we don't lose the car okay what's the color orange okay what's the number shoot I forget let's go back look I'm way ahead of you Dad just take a picture and move on it doesn't consume film anymore and we don't have to wait for it to get developed number five you convinced your mother-in-law to get a cell phone but she refuses to get cellular data because it's expensive and Lisa needs braces well you know what I have to say to that data plan it's like $10 a month Less on Ting and you know what else is expensive getting lost two blocks from your grandson's birthday party and spending 15 minutes on the phone with me trying to figure out where the heck you are which way is west and which Auto Wrecker to drive towards to get back on the right path you aren't even supposed to be on the phone when you're driving number six my dad knows how to text me he even sends instant messages and pictures over Hangouts but he doesn't seem to grasp the added utility that these modern mediums have over snail mail so every 3 to 5 days he sends me an epic wall of text with where he's staying the recent weather best wishes for the kids and then he signs his name at the bottom and I'm like pops it's instant messaging I can reply right away you can reply right away and we can have a conversation do your relatives ever send you snail mail and then text you to tell you to expect it why did you number seven my auntie still brings her digital point and shoot that runs on ablea batteries to family functions even though the camera on her phone is way better way easier to use and easy to to share pictures with it just seems like it's hard for some older people to internalize just how many single use devices modern phones have replaced I mean what's next a calculator at the restaurant to split the belt damn it Vern there is an app for that and finally number eight right next to the landline phone at my grandparents house is a wall power adapter for the cell phone that lives in the wall with the phone next to it plugged in 100% of the time when they're at home sometimes I even see them stand there while they're talking on it do you realize that modern phones like this one can last for like 2 days before they die why not just plug it in when you go to bed well that way I always know where it is you don't go anywhere Lynn just keep it in your pocket and that way you'll know where it is and you'll actually be safer in the event of a nasty fall or a freak accident with a knitting 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