The WAN Show - Trump Memes Edition - November 11, 2016

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0:00 Emma's ride one second it is when show
0:04 time again sorry I had actually already clicked it before uh oh good that name
0:07 is public everything before I asked if you were ready and it's trumps America
0:12 do whatever you want it is it is Trump's America it is Trump's America as of
0:17 January 20th and uh this is this is
0:21 going to be the Trump themed W show we have a lot of great topics for you guys
0:24 today first up our
0:28 audio finally works works we got an old gray cable yes uh
0:34 which isn't nearly as long as the new nicely braided cable that we had nope um
0:39 so we got the beat up a little bit grungy with some stains on it thick yep
0:43 but thicker is always better yeah when it comes to cables I mean if we could
0:47 get USB cables that were like 4 in in
0:50 diameter that would be great have you seen those like uh like Subterranean
0:56 InterContinental USB cables yeah right
1:00 pretty big they're like this big I mean running over like a
1:05 you know KVM over IP or whatever that's
1:09 stupid yeah you should just run really big USB cables yeah um server
1:13 interconnects where it's like a quarter the size of the server and it just plugs
1:16 into the bottom never have downtown yeah we've got a lot of great topics for you
1:20 guys today uh one of them is that I am waiting to be able to log into Twitch TV
1:26 so that I can post a thing in the twitch chat nice uh um which would be great and
1:32 another one is that um wrong wrong yes
1:36 Donald Trump I was going to say Hillary Trump which I don't know I don't know W
1:41 would that interesting outcome can you imagine all of the worst things about
1:46 both of
1:50 them the world would just implode a Donald Trump that was corrupt and
1:54 untrustworthy oh and
1:58 what you know what's really funny is this is the third time we've had to do
2:02 the intro to the show and every one of them has been unique and every one of
2:05 them has been unique Trump is an end he's a bottomless pit of memes wrong
2:11 bottomless pit of memes wrong
2:15 um he's he's the best pit of memes so let's go ahead and uh let's
2:23 just roll the intro we've got nothing this week we don't even have a working
2:27 show yet wrong
2:57 scr BS Mac Weldon and
3:00 Savage jerky PS the Sriracha bacon is amazing
3:07 Colton thank you Colton but actually Colton nobody cares about your
3:12 endorsement that is um that is why people pay us for mine and Luke's
3:16 endorsement and not yours boom so yeah
3:21 the the smackdown just got laid um Bo no
3:26 one cares what you think Colton thank you oh wrecked all right so let's go
3:30 ahead and jump right into our topics our first topic is pretty
3:35 straightforward uh those of you who are watching live will have seen this
3:38 already and the joke will be somewhat ruined here but for the rest of you
3:44 there you have it us election yes yes that did
3:50 happen Oh Canada yes Trump one and I
3:56 have never felt better about being
4:00 Canadian than I do today there were no giant insane
4:06 protests after our last election that's true honestly it was pretty civil yep
4:13 with that said if we were to lose a hockey game for example oh that don't
4:19 even go there that is a whole other that is a whole other ball of wax I mean win
4:24 leader of our country yeah that's right might even be worse to be clear just
4:29 just because I'm having a proud Canadian moment right now doesn't mean I don't
4:33 occasionally have embarrassed Canadian moments how are them Canucks doing and
4:37 apologetic Canadian moments in in that game that we like a lot how how are they
4:41 how are they doing right now I have many apologetic Canadian moments but that's
4:45 part of that's part of the whole shtick
4:48 um I oh Matthew TG in the twitch chat
4:51 says if Hillary had won there would be no protest are you kidding that's no
4:57 matter which way this went
5:00 there were going to be protests my friend oh man there were absolutely
5:04 going to be protests yeah that was a thing and uh and and that got people
5:12 talking about field hockey is field hockey even a sport no ice Hawk I know
5:16 field hockey is a sport it it's just a
5:19 one that nobody anywhere cares about it's not even it's not even one of
5:25 those sports like Cricket where it's like a huge deal in IND
5:30 and like Britain and nowhere else field
5:33 hockey is just irrelevant yeah sorry
5:37 sorry to the one person watch I wish lacrosse mattered more after we did our
5:42 uh ner Sports thing lacrosse is cool I legitimately really tried to find a
5:45 league um but it's it's like nothing at my age the only option I had was joining
5:51 the professional team which I'm clearly not good enough to join uh yeah I think
5:56 that's speaking of nerd Sports okay we
5:59 actually do have some news items for this week oh hell yeah so um those of
6:06 you who have been paying attention to vessel.com and what's been going on with
6:11 that um is it do now you may have noticed that vessel.com doesn't exist
6:17 anymore um I mean they still apparently
6:20 have the page up uh kind of it's a Park's page on like the goodbye letter
6:25 that says goodbye forever yesterday we
6:28 signed the docy they didn't even yesterday yesterday nice I mean I guess
6:33 they kind yesterday October 26th yeah
6:36 yesterday that's going to be my yesterday forever
6:43 wrong crooked Richard and I can't tell you the date we signed the
6:49 document lion Richard
6:54 yesterday oh man oh man um what was uh
6:58 what was the thing that we added to that script that you Nast and deplorable yeah
7:03 nasty and deplorable people deplorable
7:07 nasties that's the kind of world we live in oh man I love I love them all as a
7:14 Canadian I love them all anyway memes so the point is you know what you know
7:18 what's really funny about this is I wanted to load up an episode of nerd
7:22 Sports oh but you can so that I could so that I could show it on screen um oh but
7:28 you can is that is that the news well hold on a second I don't know where to
7:32 find it because normally I would just go on vessel and bring it
7:38 down oh that's not a anymore more login
7:42 security is good so you know what oh you just got to keep telling yourself that
7:47 every time you have to go through all the steps to log into anything I know it
7:50 is so frustrating when you have like three Factor you know what's the you
7:53 know what's the Stu the stupidest part of of all of these conversations is like
7:58 ultimately the last time we got broken into had nothing to do with like bad
8:05 security practices not could they have been better yes are they better now yes
8:12 are they incredibly inconvenient
8:18 yes yes I think we might have actually one of the least convenient security
8:23 setups that you could have it is pretty
8:26 darn difficult to break down which is not a challenge I'm sure it could be
8:30 done and good for you but uh yeah yeah don't worry about
8:36 that one yeah but it is cool he's saying it's a challenge for us yes oh it's
8:42 definitely a challenge for us okay oh this is great does that have to stay you
8:46 know what we should do is leave it we
8:49 should leave the vessel graphic you have it just like glitch out as it starts at
8:53 the beginning of the only on vessel except not so this is the curling
8:57 episode where we played against a junior team which is
9:00 fantastic um by the way they're fantastic we're not but no spoilers um I
9:06 I talked to my dad who knows the team
9:10 that he's actually played against the team that you guys played against like a more real match yeah um and he said that
9:15 the captain of their team said that the worst thing about you guys because this
9:20 was the only one that I missed the worst thing about you guys was that you just
9:23 refused to properly communicate and I watched the episode and it's actually
9:28 like it's it's entertaining enough that you have to watch the whole thing but
9:32 then it's actually difficult to watch just cuz it's like
9:37 wow how is this possibly happening we
9:40 wouldn't have had to communicate so much if my teammates hadn't been so
9:43 incompetent you know that's not too far off the
9:48 base after watching it yeah yeah yeah we
9:52 okay you know okay you know what just okay watch it for Teran we're going to
9:55 say to watch it but we're going to say that with the accompan
9:59 news that we have purchased back oh from
10:04 the bloated corpse that was once
10:07 vessel.com the rights to rebroadcast
10:10 nerdsports wherever we see fit in whatever way we see fit and you can
10:15 expect that to be coming soon to a YouTube near you complete with the only
10:20 on vessel title
10:24 screen oh God should we put this on LTT
10:27 or is it no I think I think we'll probably throw on super fun okay I think
10:30 it'll probably go in the Floatplane Club first though nice just so that uh
10:37 if there's a way to do that there is is
10:40 there a way to do but we just shouldn't talk about that yet right but okay the
10:44 secret Floatplane Club don't look for what that is yeah don't
10:49 bother uh right oh God so anyway nerd
10:52 Sports and you know what's really like kind of funny is I remember I remember
10:57 joking because we talked a lot internally about the perception of us
11:01 doing a vessel exclusive and how a lot of people probably wouldn't like it and
11:06 then we talked a lot after the fact about how a lot of people didn't like it
11:10 and something I said kind of flippantly kind of half joking was maybe vessel
11:16 will die buy it back well we're 12
11:19 months into this vessel experiment we kind of we have some
11:23 access to the behind the scene numbers
11:27 um it's a I think it was a two year exclusivity deal on nerd Sports and I
11:32 was like it probably won't take two
11:36 years so it took about seven
11:39 months so there's that was it even seven
11:43 months I don't know when did we finish nerd Sports when did I go to Switzerland
11:47 I don't know cuz I still have the scars from
11:51 that I I've told you that right my ankles both my ankles are permanently
11:55 scarred from the ice hockey one really
11:58 yeah look at this I can't really show the camera very well they're matching on
12:01 the other side they look like bruises they do but they're permanent
12:04 scars really uh remember how I said my ankles hurt yeah the laces the laces
12:10 they actually dug chunks out of the sides of my ankles remember when I was
12:14 like there you guys were like you need to reskate down the ice and do the slide
12:18 again and I was like I really don't want to I really want to take my boots off
12:22 and they're like we need this shot and I was like okay there was chunks missing
12:25 from the sides of my ankles by the end that's gross yeah so the very that night
12:30 I came back here at like 1: in the morning yeah Brandon and I shot the end
12:35 of the networking Wall video with my like ankles bleeding and then I we
12:41 packed up and Brandon and I both left still that night to Switzerland to
12:45 Switzerland so I was trying to nurse them on the plane and you have to fly to
12:49 freaking Switzerland so I wasn't able to get like proper medical attention for a
12:53 really long time and then once I finally got there I couldn't explain what my
12:56 problem was and I couldn't get to an natural doctor cuz l barriers um so I
13:01 ended up trying to ask for polysporin polysporin isn't really a
13:06 thing um don't sell it there so we had to like
13:11 figure out what the problem was and then I ended up like just showing this guy my
13:14 like really gross at this point like
13:17 infected looking ankle thing and he figured it out and uh gave me some
13:22 random stuff and then I talked to Avon later apparently I applied it wrong
13:27 you're supposed to let it breathe put it under a Band-Aid so I applied it wrong
13:30 for about a week and now I have permanent Scars From Nerd Sports so I
13:34 will never forget about nerd Sports well
13:38 that's good I guess
13:42 yeah I'm just trying to think if nerd Sports left any permanent marks on just
13:47 emotional ones I like how they're matching still symmetrical you know
13:52 right yeah I mean it's on the ankles I guess it could be worse yeah it could be
13:57 on the cankles oh like yeah at least
14:01 your ankles look good y aside from
14:04 that that's where you thought I was going with that yeah not in Trump's
14:09 America um okay so I guess actually we do have a
14:16 somewhat done I should probably load the
14:19 load the thing what are you doing why why thank you okay let's bring up this
14:24 page CNBC reports the Canadian
14:27 immigration website crashes on Election night but just for fun and I haven't I
14:32 haven't pretested this oh is it up right now um just for fun I don't know I'm
14:37 going to search for Canadian
14:41 immigration crashed
14:45 2012 um okay no everything is from the
14:49 last two days that's a lot of results
14:52 um okay let's try let's try this again
14:57 2008 um um okay because I seem to remember this
15:03 has happened before as far as I know this happens literally every
15:08 time yeah apparently maybe it's bigger
15:11 this time anyway the point is okay so there's a couple of points to make here
15:14 number one is get real you're not
15:17 actually going to run off to Canada because you have a job and a house and a
15:24 family and friends and relocating and a
15:27 spine wow did John not have any of those
15:30 things oh rude he brought stuff that's
15:34 true he did bring family and he did
15:37 bring his stuff rude and his car and he found a place to live here so he has his
15:42 he has a new home after he stayed in my
15:46 living room for like a week yes did you
15:49 know about that no what yeah John stayed in my living room oh yeah yeah I knew
15:53 anyway um so like that's not a thing
15:56 unless you are actually I've told John this but I admire what he did for a lot
16:01 of the reasons that I just named because you've got your job and your family and
16:05 your friends and like your life you're settled you've put down Roots once
16:08 you've reached kind of adulthood and to pick all that up and kind of boldly go
16:13 where no man has gone before except the 33 million or so Canadians that live
16:17 here but but very few Americans so 2008
16:20 was the highest surge ever okay higher than this one Higher Than This One yeah
16:25 there you go um so anyway the point is
16:28 like that kind of used to be a thing like you know the new world when all the
16:33 Europeans who like hated their life over
16:36 in Europe and were like maybe the new world will be better and they got here and it was like the Wilderness and you
16:41 know the frontier and all that and they had their own completely different set
16:44 of challenges But ultimately I think it worked out pretty well for them all that
16:48 it's not as much of a thing anymore so no you aren't actually going to pick up
16:51 and go to Canada and if you are I will
16:54 tell you this as not someone who has
16:58 immigrated to Canada I was born here but as someone who has facilitated the
17:03 moving to Canada process now twice once
17:07 with John which was much simpler because
17:10 he's a highly educated American which thanks to NAFTA which by the way might
17:15 not be a thing anymore for much longer
17:19 um thanks to NAFTA his process for
17:23 getting in here is easier but like also
17:27 ridiculous so he had to do a bunch of stuff and then he literally had to drive
17:33 to the border at which time a snap decision would be made and he would
17:37 either be led into the country with a work permit or he would be sent packing
17:41 back home that's legitimately that is yeah what happened which is like again I
17:48 admire John's bravery because it's not like it's not like he got on a plane
17:53 with like nothing with him he drove from North
17:57 Carolina to the p Arch border crossing
18:00 in Vancouver which for you Americans who aren't real good at Canadian geography
18:05 is Northern Washington State pretty much
18:10 okay yeah Washington State not Washington the city they're different
18:16 um so insane and then okay so if you
18:21 don't qualify for immigration in the way that Highly Educated professionals like
18:25 people who have a law degree do then the
18:29 process is takes months can cost so
18:32 getting Dennis here involved a ton of paperwork we had to
18:38 prove that hiring Dennis wouldn't have any kind of impact on the Canadian labor
18:42 market um which is a monthlong process
18:46 we had to pay thousands and thousands of dollars in legal fees um which is not
18:52 like the same as us sponsoring him here like it's not it's not that but it it
18:57 was it was he had to have a job offer he had to have a solid concrete job offer
19:02 that had to be at a wage that's above the median wage for the position that
19:07 he's going into so we had to find some way to make YouTube sensation into a job
19:16 code oh God whole thing took like six months cost thousands of dollars and
19:21 that was assuming that you have an employer who's willing to go through all
19:25 of that for you just picking up your bags and walking to Canada is not a
19:31 thing any more than picking up your bags and walking into America from Mexico
19:35 except that it's probably actually much more difficult than that sidebar yes we
19:39 have a jobs crisis we have a financial crisis our
19:44 econom is kind of in the hole we lost like a huge amount of jobs and uh money
19:49 from the oil Market being totally screwed over and housing is ridiculously
19:55 expensive so that's less of an issue elsewhere uh not in Vancouver everywhere
20:00 elsewhere in Toronto as well well yeah but like that's the two Canadian but
20:05 where do you go cuz a lot of places where housing is cheap jobs are a huge
20:08 issue yes okay fair enough yeah no one
20:12 can find a job in Ottawa unless they're bilingual we all know this all right so
20:17 uh basically I guess that's that's okay the The Farmer's Daughter Country Market
20:22 in Nova Scotia is offering what this no
20:26 it's this is offer a business business in Canada is offering a job and two free
20:30 acres of land if you relocate because they need workers and
20:34 there aren't any available in the village of woak located on Cape Breton
20:40 in a Facebook post they stated we can't give you big money but we can give you
20:44 an awesome life the Facebook post reads in the
20:48 middle of freaking we can offer you a great incentive to come and try us out
20:52 one thing our business does have is lots of land if you want lots of land go to
20:57 uh Northern parts of Canada yeah and
21:00 depending on how deregulated the fossil fuel industry gets Northern Canada might
21:05 not be that cold for much longer think of it as an investment for your
21:12 children all right um net neutrality is evidently
21:18 suddenly on The Chopping Block the original article here is from The Verge
21:24 Mr Colin lecher
21:28 sounds like a dishonest member of the leftwing media to me who I gained almost
21:34 all expectations Donald Trump well his name is lecher so it sounds kind of
21:39 leous you know uh not funny I'm sure he's gone through his whole life
21:43 listening to that made the claim how MacBook Pros couldn't use more RAM
21:48 because it would take too much power you know that guy you know his last name what Schiller oh yeah Phil Schiller yeah
21:52 yeah I know right I I always every time I watch him walk onto stage at an Apple
21:57 event I'm like
22:01 your name and what you do they just go together so well it's wonderful it's
22:06 like it's it's like when you were born like a star came down almost like you
22:12 are destined to be and do one
22:17 thing so good um so so good meanwhile
22:21 twitch chat is full of just like you
22:26 lonus sebast no just being a shell oh yeah but your
22:32 last name isn't no that doesn't work then but
22:36 wrong why are you so nasty justable
22:42 nasty I never said that I'm going to
22:45 start calling you crooked Luke should we change our Twitter Luke lion Luke you
22:50 got I want to be lion lioness okay okay
22:53 okay that's fine yes lion lonus over
22:57 here just bailed out of another topic before fully explaining it was lion Ted
23:01 and what was uh what was the other what was the other guy that ended up
23:05 endorsing him the other bitter bitter primary rival uh
23:10 Marco oh yeah Rubio Rubio what did he call him I don't remember like little
23:15 boy Rubio or Marco like Little Marco or something Marco Trump
23:22 insult uh what was it here are Trump and Rubio's most schoolyard insults oh don't
23:28 make oh I don't want a video come on Little Marco Little Marco
23:33 there we go little Luke is like kind of it's more like little John though it's
23:38 more like endearing whereas like Lion Luke I could be crooked lius actually I
23:43 don't mind that lion look Luke and crooked
23:46 lonus awesome yeah um all right sorry
23:50 back to the net neutrality thing so the release of the fcc's net neutrality
23:54 rules in 2015 was one of the most Progressive changes to the internet in
23:57 recent memory the rules barred data throttling and paid Fast Lanes a trump
24:03 Administration May mean that the Obama backed net neutrality rules get
24:07 challenged or weakened going forward Trump's fellow Republicans have
24:11 criticized the rules and remember this is not just a trump president this is a
24:16 Republican Senate and House so it is
24:19 going to be a very interesting uh four
24:23 years and there's a few ways to look at that well there's two ways no there's
24:28 lots of ways well one of the ways wait is lion lus lots of things will get done
24:33 no I want to be crooked lus crooked lus um you can be lion Luke okay um lots of
24:39 things will get done because there will be relatively speaking I expect Little
24:44 Resistance to sort of the Republican Party agenda that is to say unless they
24:49 create their own resistance which does seem fairly plausible that's possible
24:54 the other way of looking at it is oh no
24:57 the Republicans are going to do a bunch of stuff that will be very very
25:01 difficult to undo so there's that um so in 2014 Ted
25:07 Cruz called net neutrality Obamacare for
25:10 the internet that doesn't even make any sense claiming it would slow down
25:16 private sector Innovation which is not what it is and not what it
25:21 does all right all right all right the only reason why you say that is because
25:25 you're crooked lonus I know yeah well that I I obviously am getting paid by
25:30 the Clinton campaign yeah which definitely still exists and is not
25:37 drowning in a pool of its own tears right now yeah yeah speaking of drowning in a pool
25:42 of your own tears uh GoPro has recalled
25:45 its karma drone oh might be part of the reason why we never got one yeah yeah
25:50 yeah I thought they were going to send this one the
25:55 $799 Drone can randomly lose power during operation meanwhile DJI
26:01 completely upstaged the karma one week after it launched anyway meaning it is
26:06 just are we getting that one yet another I have no idea holy hell that drone is
26:11 awesome drone content does not do well
26:15 no one cares we just need to make a title that has nothing to do with the
26:19 video at all and then it'll work
26:22 out neither you know oh my God I love it
26:26 all capitals exclamation Market the end and then you just going
26:31 like it'll work I believe you in you I believe in
26:36 you um okay let's get through this topic real quick here and then I actually have
26:39 an idea to pitch you new channel idea Channel idea you'll like it oh okay all
26:45 right so GoPro recalling the karma drone it loses power approximately 2 200 Karma
26:50 units sold since October 23rd are affected GoPro says blah blah no reports
26:55 of property damage they can be returned to GoPro directly or rever purchased for a full refund working with the Federal
27:00 Aviation Authority and US cons consumer product safety Commission on the recall
27:04 wrong wrong uh suggests that if the karma shipments will resume as soon as
27:08 the issue is solved wrong wrong wrong it will take some time after
27:14 that yes it will take take and they have been endorsed by
27:18 peta peta has endorsed Terri Karma terrible karma for
27:24 everyone terrible yep and border patrol is going to keep
27:28 animals oh out of Mexico this is your
27:32 channel idea okay okay so hold on a minute hold on a minute
27:36 okay so I love it I'm 100% sold I don't
27:41 even I literally don't need I know where you're going to go with this and I'm
27:44 totally on board okay so oh I'm excited we're thinking new channel in response
27:50 to what viewers seem to want we're going
27:53 to call it the honest unboxing Channel
27:56 yeah or like honest impress Channel
28:00 okay because quite honestly there's that word again oh dang
28:06 we get requests every day every day from
28:12 companies who want to send us something with a page of talking points to do a
28:17 sponsored review or unboxing
28:21 video The Honest unboxing
28:24 channel is where we will honestly tell you exact exactly what is on that
28:32 page it will be a pure cash grab it will
28:37 not shy away okay this isn't what I thought it was from its honesty about
28:41 being absolutely nothing but a way to cash in on that
28:46 money without putting it on the lonus tech tips
28:50 Channel honest unboxing this is because you're crooked lonus this is because I
28:54 am crooked lonus see what I thought you were going to say is right now the
28:58 the environment seems to just be like people going whoa It's a pixel there's
29:04 oh look at this there's a fingerprint reader on the back glass on the back
29:08 what why did they put glass on the back I have no idea I'm not going to do any
29:11 minutes of research to figure out that it has to do with antenna transmission or anything is this a two-tone flash
29:16 that's insane two-tone flash I mean that
29:19 that's nuts wow brain explosion glass on the front too type c
29:25 USB that's nuts I mean why are the speakers down here this might even this
29:30 might even adhere to the USB type-c standard maybe but I don't know and I'm
29:34 not going to figure it out before this video over why would you do that so that
29:38 would take effort in research
29:41 right okay twitch chat loves it twitch
29:45 chat loves it shill unboxing channel so
29:48 anyways what else are people suggesting here hold on no no no hold on there's
29:52 some great there's some great suggestions for channel it's moving too
29:55 fast I can't even control it I can't control the excitement you're not
30:01 crooked enough so anyways wow knowing that and
30:05 reading the honest unboxing Channel what I thought you were going to do is like
30:10 okay so there's a fingerprint reader on the back that's not technically
30:14 Innovative or new but yeah it's good that it's on their Prem phone L did it
30:18 uh yeah and the 6p had a fingerprint reader on the back didn't it yeah which
30:22 is literally like the one before this but everyone's talking about it's not
30:25 the one before because Nexus is totally different from Pixel right but like not
30:29 really I guess totally different no but remember this is the actually right but
30:32 the Nexus was made by Huawei but this is the actually ex the ones that were made
30:35 by HTC before that this is the actually honest one oh oh wait hold on are we
30:39 honest or are we dishonest this one is honest it's honest okay so are we honest
30:43 because we read off of a spec sheet or are we honest because we give our honest
30:47 opinion honest opinion but we already do
30:51 that but it's an unboxing oh so it's an
30:54 honest unboxing as opposed to an honest whatever it is that we do online his
30:58 Tech tips no one no one is quite sure
31:01 explanation dive kick farted thing I don't know holy holy yeah we bleep we
31:08 bleep it because we're sorry that hurt the head we bleep it because we're kidfriendly
31:13 and then and then we and then we swear
31:16 in the video and we put like things that are like bleep this don't let this
31:22 in and then it goes through two stages of
31:25 uploads and still makes it
31:29 through oh man
31:33 um man I chill quickie shill Quicky
31:36 that's a good name that's a good name oh
31:40 man what do you think every single video on there has to be sponsored yes we will
31:46 not make a video unless we get paid yeah on that channel for that from the people
31:51 with that product yes not not from other unrelated companies has to be that
31:55 company some kind of conflict of interest yeah must exist you know it's
31:59 it's a valuable resource because you can see exactly what the marketing points
32:03 are for that company yes yeah and what's in the box yep and what it might look
32:08 like before you charged it and turned it on yes unless it comes with some charge
32:13 yes in which case we could turn it on we could see the boot screen yeah but
32:16 probably not more than that probably not much more than that take too long it would take too long so the idea is we
32:21 would do this as quickly and low effortly as possible
32:27 1080p cameras yeah if that we'd upscale
32:30 it let's webcam it oh nice we' still upscale that we'll go full genim marbles
32:34 we're going to like shoot it on a potato okay and then upscale that yes so that
32:38 the file reads 4K and so that YouTube will say that it's 4K and if you thought
32:42 our audio quality was bad before we can do better we just like use
32:48 a phone just like tape it to our chest no tape it to your back okay your mouth
32:53 is on the front right so the microphone should be on the back just like the iMac
33:02 just like the iMac no the IMAX microphone is on the
33:08 back of the device on the back of a glass metal and PCB device moose coup
33:14 just said review my game all right you press one every time if you ever press
33:19 two you lose there game over it's a Choose Your Own Adventure game always
33:23 press one really he had me play his game I love you moose coup he had me play
33:27 this game and and I accidentally I
33:31 accidentally spammed one cuz I was trying to get the intro text to go by and then it was like you win and I was
33:35 like what and I was like how did I just
33:38 do that so I reloaded the game I did it again I was like what so so I reloaded
33:43 again and then I was like What if I press two and then it was like you lose so I tried every single stage you have
33:48 to stop twitch twitch chat is spamming one they're all getting
33:53 banned okay yeah if you guys want to know how to not get banned from the
33:59 don't talk ever yeah that's that's
34:02 definitely best don't talk about Han Solo or the 3D robotic solo drone yeah
34:09 or like you know anything that says solo soloing it cuz your girlfriend's out of
34:13 town or whatever just no solo okay we're never going to update the rules so
34:17 anytime a new big movie that we care a lot about comes out we're going to put
34:21 key points in it that are spoilers and then those will always stay in we could
34:24 end up with we could end up with words like the in there so yeah best to just
34:30 say nothing best to just not talk yeah um yeah no no it's just it's just best
34:36 to to not the amount of people getting permanently timed out right now is solid
34:41 freaking fantastic speaking of getting a permanent timeout um not related to that
34:47 at all but uh wait oh hold on there's
34:50 one I'm supposed to do first it's not a permanent timeout it's just it's just a
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36:37 you can N I can go off prompter I will be president of the United States of
36:41 America oh dang this is not the first prediction that I have made now there
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38:25 it's actually bacterial growth so antimicrobial is good if you don't want
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39:02 girlfriend's gift already done shopping for my brother's girlfriend I mean this
39:06 is the same guy who has literally come to me at work and said it is birthday
39:11 for a person x what can I steal from the
39:14 office and give to them more than once what do we still have packaging for that
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39:21 know oh that's happened a few times yeah
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42:15 while ah sometimes I enjoy the shows
42:18 where there's legitimately no news where we're like we have to turn sponsor spots
42:23 into a way to kill like 20 minutes because there's really just nothing to
42:27 talk about this week no I do have something good though so one good thing
42:32 did come out of trump winning the presidency so I made a bet um crap I was
42:39 actually really hoping Luke would be here for this so that I could
42:43 remember um Luke when did Sev come up
42:47 here when did we go to Bubble World and when did I make my bet with
42:52 him that was a few months ago at this point oh it was oh it was like it was
42:56 like early in the primaries yeah yeah um
43:01 like 6 months ago at least mhm must have been anyway I made a bet with seus Matt
43:06 zerki from nerd Fusion that Trump would
43:10 win he was being completely dismissive
43:13 of the Donald he was like it's a joke there's no way this will not happen and
43:18 I was like no there's all these things that people are going to like about him
43:23 and I was like look if Trump doesn't win
43:28 I will wear my entire team will wear nerd Fusion shirts for a month but if
43:34 Trump wins you and your whole streaming team have to wear Linus Tech tip shirts
43:39 for an entire month yeah so we are
43:43 getting a lot of free publicity on the nerd Fusion twitch Channels cuz some of
43:49 those guys are like really big too y like the amount and this is like this is
43:53 the kind of a funny thing is like the bet we were making was not a cash bet
43:59 but we are actually both fairly significant siiz
44:03 Publications and agreeing to a month of
44:07 like inyour face advertising across all
44:11 of our content which is like pretty intense it's like a pretty heavy duty
44:15 bet and you agreed for like okay Luke that's not how you drink water says
44:19 shukin yeah know that's a bad idea doing it wrong yeah that's a bad idea no no
44:24 okay in my defense usually when there's like a super hot and it's like a beef JY
44:28 thing it's a joke they don't really go that hard oh my God no it's like hiccups
44:34 you have to drink it upside down oh nice okay as far as I can tell every hiccups
44:38 cure was created solely for the purpose of entertaining everyone who doesn't
44:42 have hiccups in the room
44:47 wow you are like are you okay there was like full seeds in there too wow really
44:53 yeah okay yeah so they're for real men
44:57 I'm actually pretty good with spice too this is not
45:01 great um oh desert bus has a charity fundraising Marathon for whatever see
45:07 this is the kind of stuff I have to deal with like there's nothing wrong with my
45:10 computer right now but look I click like
45:14 an inch and a half to the right and that's the cursor look at this look at
45:18 this see this is the kind of haunted nonsense that is my life I just have to
45:25 kind of aim like see but this one's fine see this is my
45:30 life this is what I go through okay desert bus for Hope there you go guys
45:34 it's desert bus.org uh they're doing a thing that's in the dock uh supports
45:38 Child's Play charity November 12th 10 a.m. Pacific Standard time that's cool
45:43 all right YouTube has added support for HDR video the original article here is
45:48 from The Verge so I guess that's cool I got it
45:54 okay for the four people who have HDR display is
45:59 um you got a more accurate and realistic range of whites and blacks as well as a
46:04 wider range of colors so now they have 4K and HDR um just like the newest TVs
46:10 that most people don't own but that's okay I mean YouTube's never been afraid
46:14 to support standards that no one owns I mean they they support 8K so like that's
46:18 a thing there are 8K videos on YouTube um with that said I think we are losing
46:23 track somewhat of what's actually important when it comes to online video
46:27 streaming so this is top secret and you didn't hear it here first but we are
46:32 definitely looking into online streaming
46:35 Technologies that's all I'm saying that's may be scarier than the reaper oh
46:40 um we're looking into it and the reality of it is call out to cat boiler and Eric
46:46 yeah you guys are awesome by the way yeah um the reality of it
46:49 is that here let me see if I can find it
46:53 4K worth our findings like a year
46:58 ago oh still hold true where the
47:03 streaming bit rate is far more important
47:07 than stuff like resolution and while HDR
47:10 might provide more benefit than simply
47:14 amping up the amping up the resolution I don't think I buy that it
47:19 is enough more that I would go HDR with
47:27 like the low low bit rate um anomalies
47:31 like like blocking and banding uh versus
47:34 just having a higher streaming bit rate and a lower resolution yeah uh here it
47:39 is so if you haven't watched it already I'm going to drop this video in the
47:42 twitch chat um sorry for everyone watching on YouTube you can go find it
47:47 it's called 4K video is it worth it the answer is no the only difference that's
47:53 why we edit all of our videos at 1080P and upscale to 4K before we upload when
47:58 we bother because the only difference
48:01 when you watch a 4K video on YouTube is that if you select 4K it's streaming at
48:05 a higher bit rate that's what makes the difference it doesn't matter if the
48:09 original Source video was 1080P or 4K because YouTube's 4K is still not even
48:14 close to what good 1080p would have been anyway so we'll see we were
48:20 uploading uh I mean we were working with high bit rate
48:25 720 that looked better than the low bit rate 4K that YouTube serves yep I I I
48:31 wasn't even going to give them that much detail okay we are definitely looking
48:35 into video streaming platforms so that's a thing um what else we got in the
48:39 docket for today rain works pretty well when you
48:44 don't have
48:48 milk
48:52 fat all right don't know Tesla since I've read original article here is from
48:57 .c Tesla has given up on free
49:01 charging what the crap is this go go oh
49:06 oh I clicked oh oh it's a Mitsubishi ad
49:10 wow the Lancer at 0% financing I don't even know if oh it is
49:24 mitsubishi.com to plug into charge charers that added 200 to 300 miles of
49:29 range per hour sorry not a thing anymore now new
49:33 Tesla buyers will have to pay as of January 1st 2017 anyone who orders a
49:37 Tesla will get just 400 kilowatt hours of free supercharging credits per year
49:43 haven't revealed how much it'll cost after that limit but said that the small fee will be cheaper than buying gas
49:48 better be um people who ordered their car before this date still get to charge
49:52 for free for life which is pretty cool other than model
49:57 yeah that doesn't count the 373,000 people that put down a $1,000 deposit to
50:01 reserve a model 3 that is so many people
50:05 unbelievable Tesla has found that more people are charging at these stations
50:08 than at home which like wow who didn't
50:12 see that one coming if I could charge for
50:15 free out of my home or I could pay for it at home which would I do I just spent
50:21 all of my money on a
50:24 Tesla all right so being said if you
50:27 just get his solar roof stuff I didn't want to talk looks amazing I didn't want
50:31 to talk about anything else for the rest of the show anyway so it's an ad it's
50:35 another ad again okay not that yes
50:42 this oh I don't even care that my face is burning this is
50:46 fantastic oh man okay so leading up to
50:50 BlizzCon dang blizzard you messed up leading up to BlizzCon uh nalus was like
50:55 oh yeah you better explain what the crap nostalrius for is for the people who
50:59 don't care at all so nostalrius begins was a private server for classic wow I
51:04 don't generally support private servers I don't generally think they're a good
51:08 idea but in this case the classic content in World of Warcraft is
51:12 essentially gone cataclysm broke the
51:15 world and changed the whole map by the way I'm just saying go ahead
51:20 though wow wow crooked lus being a jerk um all
51:26 the different expansions stuff screwed everything up whatever if people like
51:29 that new content that's great but there are some people that want to play the
51:33 older stuff as well maybe classic maybe burning Crusade maybe rth the Lich King
51:37 but the older stuff um so nostalg people
51:41 who are 26 might nostalrius wants to bring in I'm
51:46 not 26 yet nostalrius wanted to bring in
51:50 classic wow in a good solid form with no
51:54 pay to win no donations even um um and
51:57 just let people play the game the way it was supposed to be played back then the
52:01 way it was meant to be played NVIDIA for Life yes
52:06 um which is great and then blizzard was
52:10 like cease and assist order boom Get Wrecked yeah we have to go soon
52:15 we know thanks our company dinner is
52:19 tonight but he could talk about no I could literally like clean up everything
52:23 and leave and he could still be talking about Nostalgia okay
52:28 explain St and jist Order cut them down they went and had meetings with blizzard
52:32 about blizzard opening official servers and all this kind of stuff it all looked like it was going to be great and then
52:37 out of nowhere blizzard completely stops answering any form of email or any form
52:40 of communication at all BlizzCon comes up noal his only communication is like
52:45 we're trying here we're going to launch a shirt campaign t-shirt campaign we're
52:49 not going to keep any of the proceeds people can just buy some cool t-shirts
52:52 that say no starus on it and then with the last announcement on the T-shirt
52:56 campaign they're like if you don't hear anything at BlizzCon from blizzard you
53:00 will hear something around BlizzCon from us and then little like winky face and
53:05 that was it they just left it at that and then in response to that because
53:10 that blew up um blizzard posted an
53:14 official post on their own forums saying that there will be no communication
53:17 about classic wow at BlizzCon fast forward to BlizzCon after that massively
53:22 long post and the giant fights that they were back and forth on that thread
53:25 people are in the crowd yelling for news about classic wow trying to get stuff
53:29 going and they don't talk about it and they ignore it I think there was maybe
53:32 one official statement of them being like no guys come on we're not doing
53:35 this anyways ah where's the official posts
53:40 because I don't want to get anything
53:43 wrong nalus came out and said that the source code of nalus will be given to an
53:48 existing Legacy project which we believe to be the most in line with our core
53:52 values named alysium there's no donations it's all Run for free blah
53:56 blah blah blah This Server shares the volunteer spirit and passion for the
54:00 game that we had furthermore and an important part of nalus volunteers are
54:06 already working there some under different names we wish them the best
54:10 and hope that they will be uh become a new home for the returned vanilla
54:14 Community nostalrius admin Viper wrote
54:17 on a forum post essentially they're giving everything to alysium
54:23 wow um and if you had an old account
54:26 your old account will be able to come back you'll be able to log into it all your stuff will be there guilds are
54:29 still going to be there everything's going to work it's going to take about a month and what people are kind of
54:35 assuming is that considering these guys went and met with blizzard in person
54:40 they don't want to be like hey I'm so bored we're putting this back up we're
54:44 hosting it ourselves so they're giving it to someone else going publicly at
54:48 least hands off so that they don't have
54:51 to be too close to it and I am extremely excited the only thing that is very
54:55 frustrating I can't stream it oh yeah I really want
55:01 blizzard to officially host their own damn thing I don't want there to be a
55:05 private server I want to play on a real blizzard classic server and I will
55:09 stream it and I will suggest people come and play it and I'll host my own
55:12 freaking Guild and people can come play with me and I'll promote the awesome
55:17 thing that blizzard just did blizzard doesn't give you a lot of
55:21 opportunities to promote the awesome thing they just did no not lately
55:26 H all right Speaking of awesome things we've got one more topic for you today
55:29 this is really cool the Kronos 1.4 could be I think is is a little bit
55:35 um optimistic could be a $2500 camera
55:39 that can shoot at 2,650 frames per second so all of a
55:45 sudden like slow-mo guys style footage
55:49 could be attainable to regular Joe's like us that's pretty insane and even
55:55 just like regular joers um so it's the brainchild of
55:59 engineer David cronstein who demonstrated the camera's hardware and
56:04 recording capabilities under his YouTube handle Tesla 500 he lists the
56:08 pre-production camera features to be the following 1.4 gapix per second
56:12 throughput throughput excuse me 1280 by
56:16 1024 at 1,50 FPS so you could shoot like
56:20 HD at over a th frames per second lower
56:24 resolutions obviously at higher speeds 8 16 or possibly 32 gigs of RAM he doesn't
56:30 know apparently because this is a list of the pre-production camera features so
56:35 there's that storage on SD card USB drive SATA hard drive raw video saving
56:40 no PC needed for operation and an AC adapter or battery planning to launch
56:45 the camera on GoFundMe rather than Kickstarter in the next month or so is
56:48 it real I don't know would I give money to it no not until it's done go fed me
56:54 when it's done yeah go go fart
56:59 me and on that note thank you very much for tuning in to the W show we will see
57:03 you again next week same bat Time same bat Channel if were to be
57:07 believed wait no not same bat Time same bat Channel nope see you caught me
57:12 crooked lus wrong wrong wrong wrong