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Emma's ride one second it is when show

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time again sorry I had actually already clicked it before uh oh good that name

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is public everything before I asked if you were ready and it's trumps America

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do whatever you want it is it is Trump's America it is Trump's America as of

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January 20th and uh this is this is

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going to be the Trump themed W show we have a lot of great topics for you guys

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today first up our

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audio finally works works we got an old gray cable yes uh

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which isn't nearly as long as the new nicely braided cable that we had nope um

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so we got the beat up a little bit grungy with some stains on it thick yep

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but thicker is always better yeah when it comes to cables I mean if we could

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get USB cables that were like 4 in in

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diameter that would be great have you seen those like uh like Subterranean

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InterContinental USB cables yeah right

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pretty big they're like this big I mean running over like a

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you know KVM over IP or whatever that's

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stupid yeah you should just run really big USB cables yeah um server

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interconnects where it's like a quarter the size of the server and it just plugs

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into the bottom never have downtown yeah we've got a lot of great topics for you

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guys today uh one of them is that I am waiting to be able to log into Twitch TV

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so that I can post a thing in the twitch chat nice uh um which would be great and

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another one is that um wrong wrong yes

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Donald Trump I was going to say Hillary Trump which I don't know I don't know W

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would that interesting outcome can you imagine all of the worst things about

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both of

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them the world would just implode a Donald Trump that was corrupt and

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untrustworthy oh and

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what you know what's really funny is this is the third time we've had to do

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the intro to the show and every one of them has been unique and every one of

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them has been unique Trump is an end he's a bottomless pit of memes wrong

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bottomless pit of memes wrong

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um he's he's the best pit of memes so let's go ahead and uh let's

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just roll the intro we've got nothing this week we don't even have a working

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show yet wrong

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scr BS Mac Weldon and

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Savage jerky PS the Sriracha bacon is amazing

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Colton thank you Colton but actually Colton nobody cares about your

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endorsement that is um that is why people pay us for mine and Luke's

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endorsement and not yours boom so yeah

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the the smackdown just got laid um Bo no

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one cares what you think Colton thank you oh wrecked all right so let's go

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ahead and jump right into our topics our first topic is pretty

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straightforward uh those of you who are watching live will have seen this

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already and the joke will be somewhat ruined here but for the rest of you

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there you have it us election yes yes that did

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happen Oh Canada yes Trump one and I

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have never felt better about being

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Canadian than I do today there were no giant insane

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protests after our last election that's true honestly it was pretty civil yep

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with that said if we were to lose a hockey game for example oh that don't

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even go there that is a whole other that is a whole other ball of wax I mean win

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leader of our country yeah that's right might even be worse to be clear just

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just because I'm having a proud Canadian moment right now doesn't mean I don't

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occasionally have embarrassed Canadian moments how are them Canucks doing and

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apologetic Canadian moments in in that game that we like a lot how how are they

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how are they doing right now I have many apologetic Canadian moments but that's

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part of that's part of the whole shtick

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um I oh Matthew TG in the twitch chat

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says if Hillary had won there would be no protest are you kidding that's no

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matter which way this went

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there were going to be protests my friend oh man there were absolutely

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going to be protests yeah that was a thing and uh and and that got people

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talking about field hockey is field hockey even a sport no ice Hawk I know

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field hockey is a sport it it's just a

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one that nobody anywhere cares about it's not even it's not even one of

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those sports like Cricket where it's like a huge deal in IND

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and like Britain and nowhere else field

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hockey is just irrelevant yeah sorry

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sorry to the one person watch I wish lacrosse mattered more after we did our

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uh ner Sports thing lacrosse is cool I legitimately really tried to find a

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league um but it's it's like nothing at my age the only option I had was joining

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the professional team which I'm clearly not good enough to join uh yeah I think

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that's speaking of nerd Sports okay we

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actually do have some news items for this week oh hell yeah so um those of

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you who have been paying attention to vessel.com and what's been going on with

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that um is it do now you may have noticed that vessel.com doesn't exist

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anymore um I mean they still apparently

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have the page up uh kind of it's a Park's page on like the goodbye letter

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that says goodbye forever yesterday we

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signed the docy they didn't even yesterday yesterday nice I mean I guess

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they kind yesterday October 26th yeah

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yesterday that's going to be my yesterday forever

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wrong crooked Richard and I can't tell you the date we signed the

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document lion Richard

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yesterday oh man oh man um what was uh

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what was the thing that we added to that script that you Nast and deplorable yeah

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nasty and deplorable people deplorable

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nasties that's the kind of world we live in oh man I love I love them all as a

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Canadian I love them all anyway memes so the point is you know what you know

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what's really funny about this is I wanted to load up an episode of nerd

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Sports oh but you can so that I could so that I could show it on screen um oh but

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you can is that is that the news well hold on a second I don't know where to

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find it because normally I would just go on vessel and bring it

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down oh that's not a anymore more login

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security is good so you know what oh you just got to keep telling yourself that

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every time you have to go through all the steps to log into anything I know it

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is so frustrating when you have like three Factor you know what's the you

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know what's the Stu the stupidest part of of all of these conversations is like

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ultimately the last time we got broken into had nothing to do with like bad

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security practices not could they have been better yes are they better now yes

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are they incredibly inconvenient

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yes yes I think we might have actually one of the least convenient security

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setups that you could have it is pretty

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darn difficult to break down which is not a challenge I'm sure it could be

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done and good for you but uh yeah yeah don't worry about

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that one yeah but it is cool he's saying it's a challenge for us yes oh it's

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definitely a challenge for us okay oh this is great does that have to stay you

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know what we should do is leave it we

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should leave the vessel graphic you have it just like glitch out as it starts at

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the beginning of the only on vessel except not so this is the curling

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episode where we played against a junior team which is

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fantastic um by the way they're fantastic we're not but no spoilers um I

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I talked to my dad who knows the team

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that he's actually played against the team that you guys played against like a more real match yeah um and he said that

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the captain of their team said that the worst thing about you guys because this

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was the only one that I missed the worst thing about you guys was that you just

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refused to properly communicate and I watched the episode and it's actually

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like it's it's entertaining enough that you have to watch the whole thing but

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then it's actually difficult to watch just cuz it's like

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wow how is this possibly happening we

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wouldn't have had to communicate so much if my teammates hadn't been so

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incompetent you know that's not too far off the

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base after watching it yeah yeah yeah we

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okay you know okay you know what just okay watch it for Teran we're going to

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say to watch it but we're going to say that with the accompan

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news that we have purchased back oh from

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the bloated corpse that was once

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vessel.com the rights to rebroadcast

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nerdsports wherever we see fit in whatever way we see fit and you can

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expect that to be coming soon to a YouTube near you complete with the only

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on vessel title

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screen oh God should we put this on LTT

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or is it no I think I think we'll probably throw on super fun okay I think

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it'll probably go in the Floatplane Club first though nice just so that uh

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if there's a way to do that there is is

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there a way to do but we just shouldn't talk about that yet right but okay the

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secret Floatplane Club don't look for what that is yeah don't

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bother uh right oh God so anyway nerd

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Sports and you know what's really like kind of funny is I remember I remember

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joking because we talked a lot internally about the perception of us

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doing a vessel exclusive and how a lot of people probably wouldn't like it and

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then we talked a lot after the fact about how a lot of people didn't like it

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and something I said kind of flippantly kind of half joking was maybe vessel

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will die buy it back well we're 12

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months into this vessel experiment we kind of we have some

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access to the behind the scene numbers

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um it's a I think it was a two year exclusivity deal on nerd Sports and I

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was like it probably won't take two

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years so it took about seven

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months so there's that was it even seven

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months I don't know when did we finish nerd Sports when did I go to Switzerland

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I don't know cuz I still have the scars from

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that I I've told you that right my ankles both my ankles are permanently

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scarred from the ice hockey one really

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yeah look at this I can't really show the camera very well they're matching on

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the other side they look like bruises they do but they're permanent

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scars really uh remember how I said my ankles hurt yeah the laces the laces

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they actually dug chunks out of the sides of my ankles remember when I was

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like there you guys were like you need to reskate down the ice and do the slide

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again and I was like I really don't want to I really want to take my boots off

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and they're like we need this shot and I was like okay there was chunks missing

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from the sides of my ankles by the end that's gross yeah so the very that night

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I came back here at like 1: in the morning yeah Brandon and I shot the end

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of the networking Wall video with my like ankles bleeding and then I we

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packed up and Brandon and I both left still that night to Switzerland to

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Switzerland so I was trying to nurse them on the plane and you have to fly to

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freaking Switzerland so I wasn't able to get like proper medical attention for a

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really long time and then once I finally got there I couldn't explain what my

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problem was and I couldn't get to an natural doctor cuz l barriers um so I

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ended up trying to ask for polysporin polysporin isn't really a

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thing um don't sell it there so we had to like

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figure out what the problem was and then I ended up like just showing this guy my

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like really gross at this point like

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infected looking ankle thing and he figured it out and uh gave me some

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random stuff and then I talked to Avon later apparently I applied it wrong

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you're supposed to let it breathe put it under a Band-Aid so I applied it wrong

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for about a week and now I have permanent Scars From Nerd Sports so I

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will never forget about nerd Sports well

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that's good I guess

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yeah I'm just trying to think if nerd Sports left any permanent marks on just

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emotional ones I like how they're matching still symmetrical you know

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right yeah I mean it's on the ankles I guess it could be worse yeah it could be

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on the cankles oh like yeah at least

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your ankles look good y aside from

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that that's where you thought I was going with that yeah not in Trump's

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America um okay so I guess actually we do have a

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somewhat done I should probably load the

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load the thing what are you doing why why thank you okay let's bring up this

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page CNBC reports the Canadian

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immigration website crashes on Election night but just for fun and I haven't I

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haven't pretested this oh is it up right now um just for fun I don't know I'm

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going to search for Canadian

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immigration crashed

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2012 um okay no everything is from the

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last two days that's a lot of results

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um okay let's try let's try this again

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2008 um um okay because I seem to remember this

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has happened before as far as I know this happens literally every

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time yeah apparently maybe it's bigger

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this time anyway the point is okay so there's a couple of points to make here

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number one is get real you're not

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actually going to run off to Canada because you have a job and a house and a

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family and friends and relocating and a

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spine wow did John not have any of those

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things oh rude he brought stuff that's

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true he did bring family and he did

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bring his stuff rude and his car and he found a place to live here so he has his

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he has a new home after he stayed in my

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living room for like a week yes did you

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know about that no what yeah John stayed in my living room oh yeah yeah I knew

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anyway um so like that's not a thing

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unless you are actually I've told John this but I admire what he did for a lot

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of the reasons that I just named because you've got your job and your family and

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your friends and like your life you're settled you've put down Roots once

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you've reached kind of adulthood and to pick all that up and kind of boldly go

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where no man has gone before except the 33 million or so Canadians that live

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here but but very few Americans so 2008

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was the highest surge ever okay higher than this one Higher Than This One yeah

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there you go um so anyway the point is

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like that kind of used to be a thing like you know the new world when all the

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Europeans who like hated their life over

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in Europe and were like maybe the new world will be better and they got here and it was like the Wilderness and you

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know the frontier and all that and they had their own completely different set

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of challenges But ultimately I think it worked out pretty well for them all that

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it's not as much of a thing anymore so no you aren't actually going to pick up

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and go to Canada and if you are I will

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tell you this as not someone who has

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immigrated to Canada I was born here but as someone who has facilitated the

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moving to Canada process now twice once

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with John which was much simpler because

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he's a highly educated American which thanks to NAFTA which by the way might

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not be a thing anymore for much longer

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um thanks to NAFTA his process for

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getting in here is easier but like also

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ridiculous so he had to do a bunch of stuff and then he literally had to drive

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to the border at which time a snap decision would be made and he would

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either be led into the country with a work permit or he would be sent packing

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back home that's legitimately that is yeah what happened which is like again I

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admire John's bravery because it's not like it's not like he got on a plane

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with like nothing with him he drove from North

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Carolina to the p Arch border crossing

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in Vancouver which for you Americans who aren't real good at Canadian geography

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is Northern Washington State pretty much

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okay yeah Washington State not Washington the city they're different

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um so insane and then okay so if you

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don't qualify for immigration in the way that Highly Educated professionals like

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people who have a law degree do then the

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process is takes months can cost so

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getting Dennis here involved a ton of paperwork we had to

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prove that hiring Dennis wouldn't have any kind of impact on the Canadian labor

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market um which is a monthlong process

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we had to pay thousands and thousands of dollars in legal fees um which is not

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like the same as us sponsoring him here like it's not it's not that but it it

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was it was he had to have a job offer he had to have a solid concrete job offer

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that had to be at a wage that's above the median wage for the position that

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he's going into so we had to find some way to make YouTube sensation into a job

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code oh God whole thing took like six months cost thousands of dollars and

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that was assuming that you have an employer who's willing to go through all

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of that for you just picking up your bags and walking to Canada is not a

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thing any more than picking up your bags and walking into America from Mexico

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except that it's probably actually much more difficult than that sidebar yes we

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have a jobs crisis we have a financial crisis our

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econom is kind of in the hole we lost like a huge amount of jobs and uh money

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from the oil Market being totally screwed over and housing is ridiculously

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expensive so that's less of an issue elsewhere uh not in Vancouver everywhere

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elsewhere in Toronto as well well yeah but like that's the two Canadian but

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where do you go cuz a lot of places where housing is cheap jobs are a huge

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issue yes okay fair enough yeah no one

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can find a job in Ottawa unless they're bilingual we all know this all right so

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uh basically I guess that's that's okay the The Farmer's Daughter Country Market

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in Nova Scotia is offering what this no

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it's this is offer a business business in Canada is offering a job and two free

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acres of land if you relocate because they need workers and

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there aren't any available in the village of woak located on Cape Breton

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in a Facebook post they stated we can't give you big money but we can give you

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an awesome life the Facebook post reads in the

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middle of freaking we can offer you a great incentive to come and try us out

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one thing our business does have is lots of land if you want lots of land go to

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uh Northern parts of Canada yeah and

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depending on how deregulated the fossil fuel industry gets Northern Canada might

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not be that cold for much longer think of it as an investment for your

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children all right um net neutrality is evidently

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suddenly on The Chopping Block the original article here is from The Verge

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Mr Colin lecher

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sounds like a dishonest member of the leftwing media to me who I gained almost

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all expectations Donald Trump well his name is lecher so it sounds kind of

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leous you know uh not funny I'm sure he's gone through his whole life

00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:49.120
listening to that made the claim how MacBook Pros couldn't use more RAM

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because it would take too much power you know that guy you know his last name what Schiller oh yeah Phil Schiller yeah

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yeah I know right I I always every time I watch him walk onto stage at an Apple

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event I'm like

00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:08.960
your name and what you do they just go together so well it's wonderful it's

00:22:06.360 --> 00:22:17.000
like it's it's like when you were born like a star came down almost like you

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are destined to be and do one

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thing so good um so so good meanwhile

00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:26.039
twitch chat is full of just like you

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lonus sebast no just being a shell oh yeah but your

00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:42.080
last name isn't no that doesn't work then but

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wrong why are you so nasty justable

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nasty I never said that I'm going to

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start calling you crooked Luke should we change our Twitter Luke lion Luke you

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got I want to be lion lioness okay okay

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okay that's fine yes lion lonus over

00:22:57.520 --> 00:23:03.760
here just bailed out of another topic before fully explaining it was lion Ted

00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:07.799
and what was uh what was the other what was the other guy that ended up

00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:13.200
endorsing him the other bitter bitter primary rival uh

00:23:10.760 --> 00:23:18.480
Marco oh yeah Rubio Rubio what did he call him I don't remember like little

00:23:15.679 --> 00:23:25.279
boy Rubio or Marco like Little Marco or something Marco Trump

00:23:22.320 --> 00:23:30.000
insult uh what was it here are Trump and Rubio's most schoolyard insults oh don't

00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:36.640
make oh I don't want a video come on Little Marco Little Marco

00:23:33.840 --> 00:23:41.039
there we go little Luke is like kind of it's more like little John though it's

00:23:38.159 --> 00:23:45.200
more like endearing whereas like Lion Luke I could be crooked lius actually I

00:23:43.600 --> 00:23:50.480
don't mind that lion look Luke and crooked

00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:52.520
lonus awesome yeah um all right sorry

00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:56.120
back to the net neutrality thing so the release of the fcc's net neutrality

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rules in 2015 was one of the most Progressive changes to the internet in

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recent memory the rules barred data throttling and paid Fast Lanes a trump

00:24:03.600 --> 00:24:10.440
Administration May mean that the Obama backed net neutrality rules get

00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:13.520
challenged or weakened going forward Trump's fellow Republicans have

00:24:11.919 --> 00:24:19.200
criticized the rules and remember this is not just a trump president this is a

00:24:16.120 --> 00:24:23.360
Republican Senate and House so it is

00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:26.279
going to be a very interesting uh four

00:24:23.360 --> 00:24:30.919
years and there's a few ways to look at that well there's two ways no there's

00:24:28.840 --> 00:24:35.919
lots of ways well one of the ways wait is lion lus lots of things will get done

00:24:33.360 --> 00:24:41.279
no I want to be crooked lus crooked lus um you can be lion Luke okay um lots of

00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:46.679
things will get done because there will be relatively speaking I expect Little

00:24:44.159 --> 00:24:51.520
Resistance to sort of the Republican Party agenda that is to say unless they

00:24:49.679 --> 00:24:57.960
create their own resistance which does seem fairly plausible that's possible

00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:59.720
the other way of looking at it is oh no

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the Republicans are going to do a bunch of stuff that will be very very

00:25:01.640 --> 00:25:10.919
difficult to undo so there's that um so in 2014 Ted

00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:13.880
Cruz called net neutrality Obamacare for

00:25:10.919 --> 00:25:18.640
the internet that doesn't even make any sense claiming it would slow down

00:25:16.360 --> 00:25:24.360
private sector Innovation which is not what it is and not what it

00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:27.520
does all right all right all right the only reason why you say that is because

00:25:25.399 --> 00:25:32.480
you're crooked lonus I know yeah well that I I obviously am getting paid by

00:25:30.080 --> 00:25:38.640
the Clinton campaign yeah which definitely still exists and is not

00:25:37.159 --> 00:25:45.200
drowning in a pool of its own tears right now yeah yeah speaking of drowning in a pool

00:25:42.159 --> 00:25:47.799
of your own tears uh GoPro has recalled

00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:52.279
its karma drone oh might be part of the reason why we never got one yeah yeah

00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:57.960
yeah I thought they were going to send this one the

00:25:55.279 --> 00:26:03.279
$799 Drone can randomly lose power during operation meanwhile DJI

00:26:01.159 --> 00:26:09.120
completely upstaged the karma one week after it launched anyway meaning it is

00:26:06.600 --> 00:26:15.200
just are we getting that one yet another I have no idea holy hell that drone is

00:26:11.840 --> 00:26:17.679
awesome drone content does not do well

00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:22.640
no one cares we just need to make a title that has nothing to do with the

00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:26.720
video at all and then it'll work

00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:28.679
out neither you know oh my God I love it

00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:33.360
all capitals exclamation Market the end and then you just going

00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:38.000
like it'll work I believe you in you I believe in

00:26:36.120 --> 00:26:42.240
you um okay let's get through this topic real quick here and then I actually have

00:26:39.520 --> 00:26:47.760
an idea to pitch you new channel idea Channel idea you'll like it oh okay all

00:26:45.399 --> 00:26:52.720
right so GoPro recalling the karma drone it loses power approximately 2 200 Karma

00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:57.440
units sold since October 23rd are affected GoPro says blah blah no reports

00:26:55.960 --> 00:27:01.799
of property damage they can be returned to GoPro directly or rever purchased for a full refund working with the Federal

00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:06.679
Aviation Authority and US cons consumer product safety Commission on the recall

00:27:04.080 --> 00:27:11.159
wrong wrong uh suggests that if the karma shipments will resume as soon as

00:27:08.679 --> 00:27:16.520
the issue is solved wrong wrong wrong it will take some time after

00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:20.600
that yes it will take take and they have been endorsed by

00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:27.360
peta peta has endorsed Terri Karma terrible karma for

00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:32.039
everyone terrible yep and border patrol is going to keep

00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:34.320
animals oh out of Mexico this is your

00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:41.240
channel idea okay okay so hold on a minute hold on a minute

00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:43.000
okay so I love it I'm 100% sold I don't

00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:47.399
even I literally don't need I know where you're going to go with this and I'm

00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:53.120
totally on board okay so oh I'm excited we're thinking new channel in response

00:27:50.120 --> 00:27:56.600
to what viewers seem to want we're going

00:27:53.120 --> 00:27:58.640
to call it the honest unboxing Channel

00:27:56.600 --> 00:28:02.720
yeah or like honest impress Channel

00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:12.039
okay because quite honestly there's that word again oh dang

00:28:06.080 --> 00:28:15.000
we get requests every day every day from

00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:21.360
companies who want to send us something with a page of talking points to do a

00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:24.399
sponsored review or unboxing

00:28:21.360 --> 00:28:27.039
video The Honest unboxing

00:28:24.399 --> 00:28:31.000
channel is where we will honestly tell you exact exactly what is on that

00:28:32.840 --> 00:28:39.039
page it will be a pure cash grab it will

00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:44.320
not shy away okay this isn't what I thought it was from its honesty about

00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:48.799
being absolutely nothing but a way to cash in on that

00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:52.399
money without putting it on the lonus tech tips

00:28:50.279 --> 00:28:55.720
Channel honest unboxing this is because you're crooked lonus this is because I

00:28:54.080 --> 00:29:00.640
am crooked lonus see what I thought you were going to say is right now the

00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:06.640
the environment seems to just be like people going whoa It's a pixel there's

00:29:04.679 --> 00:29:10.320
oh look at this there's a fingerprint reader on the back glass on the back

00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:13.120
what why did they put glass on the back I have no idea I'm not going to do any

00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:19.360
minutes of research to figure out that it has to do with antenna transmission or anything is this a two-tone flash

00:29:16.159 --> 00:29:22.279
that's insane two-tone flash I mean that

00:29:19.360 --> 00:29:28.159
that's nuts wow brain explosion glass on the front too type c

00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:32.960
USB that's nuts I mean why are the speakers down here this might even this

00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:35.840
might even adhere to the USB type-c standard maybe but I don't know and I'm

00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:39.720
not going to figure it out before this video over why would you do that so that

00:29:38.120 --> 00:29:45.000
would take effort in research

00:29:41.320 --> 00:29:48.840
right okay twitch chat loves it twitch

00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:50.440
chat loves it shill unboxing channel so

00:29:48.840 --> 00:29:53.679
anyways what else are people suggesting here hold on no no no hold on there's

00:29:52.159 --> 00:29:58.399
some great there's some great suggestions for channel it's moving too

00:29:55.600 --> 00:30:02.679
fast I can't even control it I can't control the excitement you're not

00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:07.320
crooked enough so anyways wow knowing that and

00:30:05.679 --> 00:30:11.720
reading the honest unboxing Channel what I thought you were going to do is like

00:30:10.159 --> 00:30:16.200
okay so there's a fingerprint reader on the back that's not technically

00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:21.120
Innovative or new but yeah it's good that it's on their Prem phone L did it

00:30:18.919 --> 00:30:24.279
uh yeah and the 6p had a fingerprint reader on the back didn't it yeah which

00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:26.640
is literally like the one before this but everyone's talking about it's not

00:30:25.320 --> 00:30:31.080
the one before because Nexus is totally different from Pixel right but like not

00:30:29.120 --> 00:30:34.200
really I guess totally different no but remember this is the actually right but

00:30:32.360 --> 00:30:37.159
the Nexus was made by Huawei but this is the actually ex the ones that were made

00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:40.880
by HTC before that this is the actually honest one oh oh wait hold on are we

00:30:39.080 --> 00:30:45.039
honest or are we dishonest this one is honest it's honest okay so are we honest

00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:51.120
because we read off of a spec sheet or are we honest because we give our honest

00:30:47.159 --> 00:30:54.519
opinion honest opinion but we already do

00:30:51.120 --> 00:30:56.880
that but it's an unboxing oh so it's an

00:30:54.519 --> 00:31:01.639
honest unboxing as opposed to an honest whatever it is that we do online his

00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:04.279
Tech tips no one no one is quite sure

00:31:01.639 --> 00:31:09.600
explanation dive kick farted thing I don't know holy holy yeah we bleep we

00:31:08.080 --> 00:31:13.000
bleep it because we're sorry that hurt the head we bleep it because we're kidfriendly

00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:18.039
and then and then we and then we swear

00:31:16.320 --> 00:31:24.600
in the video and we put like things that are like bleep this don't let this

00:31:22.120 --> 00:31:29.880
in and then it goes through two stages of

00:31:25.919 --> 00:31:33.399
uploads and still makes it

00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:36.720
through oh man

00:31:33.399 --> 00:31:40.919
um man I chill quickie shill Quicky

00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:43.880
that's a good name that's a good name oh

00:31:40.919 --> 00:31:49.320
man what do you think every single video on there has to be sponsored yes we will

00:31:46.360 --> 00:31:53.840
not make a video unless we get paid yeah on that channel for that from the people

00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:57.399
with that product yes not not from other unrelated companies has to be that

00:31:55.519 --> 00:32:01.679
company some kind of conflict of interest yeah must exist you know it's

00:31:59.919 --> 00:32:05.720
it's a valuable resource because you can see exactly what the marketing points

00:32:03.360 --> 00:32:10.279
are for that company yes yeah and what's in the box yep and what it might look

00:32:08.320 --> 00:32:14.919
like before you charged it and turned it on yes unless it comes with some charge

00:32:13.120 --> 00:32:18.159
yes in which case we could turn it on we could see the boot screen yeah but

00:32:16.760 --> 00:32:23.519
probably not more than that probably not much more than that take too long it would take too long so the idea is we

00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:30.360
would do this as quickly and low effortly as possible

00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:32.720
1080p cameras yeah if that we'd upscale

00:32:30.360 --> 00:32:36.880
it let's webcam it oh nice we' still upscale that we'll go full genim marbles

00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:41.120
we're going to like shoot it on a potato okay and then upscale that yes so that

00:32:38.919 --> 00:32:45.279
the file reads 4K and so that YouTube will say that it's 4K and if you thought

00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:50.880
our audio quality was bad before we can do better we just like use

00:32:48.279 --> 00:32:55.440
a phone just like tape it to our chest no tape it to your back okay your mouth

00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:59.840
is on the front right so the microphone should be on the back just like the iMac

00:33:02.639 --> 00:33:10.799
just like the iMac no the IMAX microphone is on the

00:33:08.120 --> 00:33:17.039
back of the device on the back of a glass metal and PCB device moose coup

00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:22.240
just said review my game all right you press one every time if you ever press

00:33:19.399 --> 00:33:26.360
two you lose there game over it's a Choose Your Own Adventure game always

00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:31.519
press one really he had me play his game I love you moose coup he had me play

00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:32.799
this game and and I accidentally I

00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:38.799
accidentally spammed one cuz I was trying to get the intro text to go by and then it was like you win and I was

00:33:35.639 --> 00:33:40.360
like what and I was like how did I just

00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:44.639
do that so I reloaded the game I did it again I was like what so so I reloaded

00:33:43.760 --> 00:33:50.519
again and then I was like What if I press two and then it was like you lose so I tried every single stage you have

00:33:48.320 --> 00:33:53.799
to stop twitch twitch chat is spamming one they're all getting

00:33:53.799 --> 00:34:02.519
banned okay yeah if you guys want to know how to not get banned from the

00:33:59.320 --> 00:34:05.240
don't talk ever yeah that's that's

00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:12.079
definitely best don't talk about Han Solo or the 3D robotic solo drone yeah

00:34:09.919 --> 00:34:16.280
or like you know anything that says solo soloing it cuz your girlfriend's out of

00:34:13.520 --> 00:34:19.480
town or whatever just no solo okay we're never going to update the rules so

00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:23.200
anytime a new big movie that we care a lot about comes out we're going to put

00:34:21.040 --> 00:34:26.919
key points in it that are spoilers and then those will always stay in we could

00:34:24.919 --> 00:34:33.119
end up with we could end up with words like the in there so yeah best to just

00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:38.879
say nothing best to just not talk yeah um yeah no no it's just it's just best

00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:43.960
to to not the amount of people getting permanently timed out right now is solid

00:34:41.879 --> 00:34:50.639
freaking fantastic speaking of getting a permanent timeout um not related to that

00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:52.000
at all but uh wait oh hold on there's

00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:57.040
one I'm supposed to do first it's not a permanent timeout it's just it's just a

00:34:53.919 --> 00:34:59.599
temporary timeout for sponsors uh yes

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believe what lion Luke would tell you yeah about how expensive Squarespace is

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didn't realize it was related to the one above it and I just kind of went I went

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off I went off prompter okay I went off prompter you can't do that and you can

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you can N I can go off prompter I will be president of the United States of

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you wear the same underwear for a long time but these ones silver not that I speak from experience

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shopping for my dad I have part of my brother's gift I have part of my

00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:08.240
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is the same guy who has literally come to me at work and said it is birthday

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office and give to them more than once what do we still have packaging for that

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know oh that's happened a few times yeah

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while ah sometimes I enjoy the shows

00:42:18.640 --> 00:42:25.960
where there's legitimately no news where we're like we have to turn sponsor spots

00:42:23.520 --> 00:42:30.079
into a way to kill like 20 minutes because there's really just nothing to

00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:35.000
talk about this week no I do have something good though so one good thing

00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:40.480
did come out of trump winning the presidency so I made a bet um crap I was

00:42:39.040 --> 00:42:47.480
actually really hoping Luke would be here for this so that I could

00:42:43.319 --> 00:42:49.920
remember um Luke when did Sev come up

00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:54.280
here when did we go to Bubble World and when did I make my bet with

00:42:52.280 --> 00:43:01.119
him that was a few months ago at this point oh it was oh it was like it was

00:42:56.160 --> 00:43:03.520
like early in the primaries yeah yeah um

00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:10.119
like 6 months ago at least mhm must have been anyway I made a bet with seus Matt

00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:13.440
zerki from nerd Fusion that Trump would

00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:16.359
win he was being completely dismissive

00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:20.960
of the Donald he was like it's a joke there's no way this will not happen and

00:43:18.680 --> 00:43:28.240
I was like no there's all these things that people are going to like about him

00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:30.839
and I was like look if Trump doesn't win

00:43:28.240 --> 00:43:36.880
I will wear my entire team will wear nerd Fusion shirts for a month but if

00:43:34.200 --> 00:43:43.440
Trump wins you and your whole streaming team have to wear Linus Tech tip shirts

00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:46.040
for an entire month yeah so we are

00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:51.480
getting a lot of free publicity on the nerd Fusion twitch Channels cuz some of

00:43:49.040 --> 00:43:56.000
those guys are like really big too y like the amount and this is like this is

00:43:53.640 --> 00:44:00.960
the kind of a funny thing is like the bet we were making was not a cash bet

00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:07.200
but we are actually both fairly significant siiz

00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:11.640
Publications and agreeing to a month of

00:44:07.200 --> 00:44:13.079
like inyour face advertising across all

00:44:11.640 --> 00:44:17.599
of our content which is like pretty intense it's like a pretty heavy duty

00:44:15.200 --> 00:44:21.599
bet and you agreed for like okay Luke that's not how you drink water says

00:44:19.200 --> 00:44:25.839
shukin yeah know that's a bad idea doing it wrong yeah that's a bad idea no no

00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:31.280
okay in my defense usually when there's like a super hot and it's like a beef JY

00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:36.559
thing it's a joke they don't really go that hard oh my God no it's like hiccups

00:44:34.359 --> 00:44:41.200
you have to drink it upside down oh nice okay as far as I can tell every hiccups

00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:45.319
cure was created solely for the purpose of entertaining everyone who doesn't

00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:50.119
have hiccups in the room

00:44:47.240 --> 00:44:57.880
wow you are like are you okay there was like full seeds in there too wow really

00:44:53.800 --> 00:45:00.520
yeah okay yeah so they're for real men

00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:04.400
I'm actually pretty good with spice too this is not

00:45:01.640 --> 00:45:08.559
great um oh desert bus has a charity fundraising Marathon for whatever see

00:45:07.160 --> 00:45:14.280
this is the kind of stuff I have to deal with like there's nothing wrong with my

00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:16.119
computer right now but look I click like

00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:21.599
an inch and a half to the right and that's the cursor look at this look at

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:27.960
this see this is the kind of haunted nonsense that is my life I just have to

00:45:25.200 --> 00:45:32.359
kind of aim like see but this one's fine see this is my

00:45:30.640 --> 00:45:36.599
life this is what I go through okay desert bus for Hope there you go guys

00:45:34.160 --> 00:45:40.599
it's desert bus.org uh they're doing a thing that's in the dock uh supports

00:45:38.680 --> 00:45:46.040
Child's Play charity November 12th 10 a.m. Pacific Standard time that's cool

00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:50.760
all right YouTube has added support for HDR video the original article here is

00:45:48.040 --> 00:45:56.559
from The Verge so I guess that's cool I got it

00:45:54.280 --> 00:46:01.960
okay for the four people who have HDR display is

00:45:59.160 --> 00:46:06.559
um you got a more accurate and realistic range of whites and blacks as well as a

00:46:04.040 --> 00:46:12.640
wider range of colors so now they have 4K and HDR um just like the newest TVs

00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.559
that most people don't own but that's okay I mean YouTube's never been afraid

00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:21.160
to support standards that no one owns I mean they they support 8K so like that's

00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:26.240
a thing there are 8K videos on YouTube um with that said I think we are losing

00:46:23.680 --> 00:46:30.319
track somewhat of what's actually important when it comes to online video

00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:35.880
streaming so this is top secret and you didn't hear it here first but we are

00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:37.640
definitely looking into online streaming

00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:43.280
Technologies that's all I'm saying that's may be scarier than the reaper oh

00:46:40.319 --> 00:46:47.640
um we're looking into it and the reality of it is call out to cat boiler and Eric

00:46:46.040 --> 00:46:53.760
yeah you guys are awesome by the way yeah um the reality of it

00:46:49.680 --> 00:46:58.480
is that here let me see if I can find it

00:46:53.760 --> 00:47:03.079
4K worth our findings like a year

00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:07.160
ago oh still hold true where the

00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:10.720
streaming bit rate is far more important

00:47:07.160 --> 00:47:14.319
than stuff like resolution and while HDR

00:47:10.720 --> 00:47:16.680
might provide more benefit than simply

00:47:14.319 --> 00:47:22.680
amping up the amping up the resolution I don't think I buy that it

00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:31.160
is enough more that I would go HDR with

00:47:27.359 --> 00:47:34.200
like the low low bit rate um anomalies

00:47:31.160 --> 00:47:36.760
like like blocking and banding uh versus

00:47:34.200 --> 00:47:41.000
just having a higher streaming bit rate and a lower resolution yeah uh here it

00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:45.760
is so if you haven't watched it already I'm going to drop this video in the

00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:49.760
twitch chat um sorry for everyone watching on YouTube you can go find it

00:47:47.240 --> 00:47:55.800
it's called 4K video is it worth it the answer is no the only difference that's

00:47:53.240 --> 00:48:01.920
why we edit all of our videos at 1080P and upscale to 4K before we upload when

00:47:58.079 --> 00:48:03.880
we bother because the only difference

00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:07.680
when you watch a 4K video on YouTube is that if you select 4K it's streaming at

00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:11.640
a higher bit rate that's what makes the difference it doesn't matter if the

00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:17.000
original Source video was 1080P or 4K because YouTube's 4K is still not even

00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:22.559
close to what good 1080p would have been anyway so we'll see we were

00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:28.000
uploading uh I mean we were working with high bit rate

00:48:25.200 --> 00:48:33.480
720 that looked better than the low bit rate 4K that YouTube serves yep I I I

00:48:31.839 --> 00:48:37.480
wasn't even going to give them that much detail okay we are definitely looking

00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:41.760
into video streaming platforms so that's a thing um what else we got in the

00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:46.839
docket for today rain works pretty well when you

00:48:44.520 --> 00:48:46.839
don't have

00:48:48.480 --> 00:48:51.480
milk

00:48:52.160 --> 00:49:01.760
fat all right don't know Tesla since I've read original article here is from

00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:06.520
.c Tesla has given up on free

00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:10.160
charging what the crap is this go go oh

00:49:06.520 --> 00:49:13.000
oh I clicked oh oh it's a Mitsubishi ad

00:49:10.160 --> 00:49:16.920
wow the Lancer at 0% financing I don't even know if oh it is

00:49:24.520 --> 00:49:30.200
mitsubishi.com to plug into charge charers that added 200 to 300 miles of

00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:35.200
range per hour sorry not a thing anymore now new

00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:40.280
Tesla buyers will have to pay as of January 1st 2017 anyone who orders a

00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:44.440
Tesla will get just 400 kilowatt hours of free supercharging credits per year

00:49:43.079 --> 00:49:50.480
haven't revealed how much it'll cost after that limit but said that the small fee will be cheaper than buying gas

00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:55.520
better be um people who ordered their car before this date still get to charge

00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:59.240
for free for life which is pretty cool other than model

00:49:57.200 --> 00:50:05.240
yeah that doesn't count the 373,000 people that put down a $1,000 deposit to

00:50:01.240 --> 00:50:07.280
reserve a model 3 that is so many people

00:50:05.240 --> 00:50:12.359
unbelievable Tesla has found that more people are charging at these stations

00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:14.200
than at home which like wow who didn't

00:50:12.359 --> 00:50:18.440
see that one coming if I could charge for

00:50:15.720 --> 00:50:24.480
free out of my home or I could pay for it at home which would I do I just spent

00:50:21.319 --> 00:50:24.480
all of my money on a

00:50:24.599 --> 00:50:29.599
Tesla all right so being said if you

00:50:27.680 --> 00:50:32.480
just get his solar roof stuff I didn't want to talk looks amazing I didn't want

00:50:31.240 --> 00:50:40.119
to talk about anything else for the rest of the show anyway so it's an ad it's

00:50:35.319 --> 00:50:40.119
another ad again okay not that yes

00:50:42.240 --> 00:50:50.319
this oh I don't even care that my face is burning this is

00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:52.680
fantastic oh man okay so leading up to

00:50:50.319 --> 00:50:57.640
BlizzCon dang blizzard you messed up leading up to BlizzCon uh nalus was like

00:50:55.640 --> 00:51:01.680
oh yeah you better explain what the crap nostalrius for is for the people who

00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:06.839
don't care at all so nostalrius begins was a private server for classic wow I

00:51:04.839 --> 00:51:10.839
don't generally support private servers I don't generally think they're a good

00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:15.160
idea but in this case the classic content in World of Warcraft is

00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:17.520
essentially gone cataclysm broke the

00:51:15.160 --> 00:51:21.359
world and changed the whole map by the way I'm just saying go ahead

00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:28.319
though wow wow crooked lus being a jerk um all

00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:31.680
the different expansions stuff screwed everything up whatever if people like

00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:35.119
that new content that's great but there are some people that want to play the

00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:41.559
older stuff as well maybe classic maybe burning Crusade maybe rth the Lich King

00:51:37.520 --> 00:51:43.040
but the older stuff um so nostalg people

00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:50.200
who are 26 might nostalrius wants to bring in I'm

00:51:46.160 --> 00:51:54.000
not 26 yet nostalrius wanted to bring in

00:51:50.200 --> 00:51:57.280
classic wow in a good solid form with no

00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:59.920
pay to win no donations even um um and

00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:03.280
just let people play the game the way it was supposed to be played back then the

00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:10.280
way it was meant to be played NVIDIA for Life yes

00:52:06.520 --> 00:52:12.799
um which is great and then blizzard was

00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:16.960
like cease and assist order boom Get Wrecked yeah we have to go soon

00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:21.599
we know thanks our company dinner is

00:52:19.640 --> 00:52:25.079
tonight but he could talk about no I could literally like clean up everything

00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:30.760
and leave and he could still be talking about Nostalgia okay

00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:34.000
explain St and jist Order cut them down they went and had meetings with blizzard

00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:38.799
about blizzard opening official servers and all this kind of stuff it all looked like it was going to be great and then

00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:42.839
out of nowhere blizzard completely stops answering any form of email or any form

00:52:40.520 --> 00:52:47.240
of communication at all BlizzCon comes up noal his only communication is like

00:52:45.160 --> 00:52:50.960
we're trying here we're going to launch a shirt campaign t-shirt campaign we're

00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:54.839
not going to keep any of the proceeds people can just buy some cool t-shirts

00:52:52.799 --> 00:52:58.280
that say no starus on it and then with the last announcement on the T-shirt

00:52:56.520 --> 00:53:03.200
campaign they're like if you don't hear anything at BlizzCon from blizzard you

00:53:00.799 --> 00:53:08.760
will hear something around BlizzCon from us and then little like winky face and

00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:14.119
that was it they just left it at that and then in response to that because

00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:16.040
that blew up um blizzard posted an

00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:19.599
official post on their own forums saying that there will be no communication

00:53:17.520 --> 00:53:23.799
about classic wow at BlizzCon fast forward to BlizzCon after that massively

00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.319
long post and the giant fights that they were back and forth on that thread

00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:31.400
people are in the crowd yelling for news about classic wow trying to get stuff

00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:34.040
going and they don't talk about it and they ignore it I think there was maybe

00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:37.559
one official statement of them being like no guys come on we're not doing

00:53:35.839 --> 00:53:43.280
this anyways ah where's the official posts

00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:45.799
because I don't want to get anything

00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:50.760
wrong nalus came out and said that the source code of nalus will be given to an

00:53:48.160 --> 00:53:54.520
existing Legacy project which we believe to be the most in line with our core

00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:58.599
values named alysium there's no donations it's all Run for free blah

00:53:56.119 --> 00:54:03.319
blah blah blah This Server shares the volunteer spirit and passion for the

00:54:00.520 --> 00:54:08.119
game that we had furthermore and an important part of nalus volunteers are

00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:12.760
already working there some under different names we wish them the best

00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:17.480
and hope that they will be uh become a new home for the returned vanilla

00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:20.119
Community nostalrius admin Viper wrote

00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:26.400
on a forum post essentially they're giving everything to alysium

00:54:23.319 --> 00:54:27.520
wow um and if you had an old account

00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:31.040
your old account will be able to come back you'll be able to log into it all your stuff will be there guilds are

00:54:29.839 --> 00:54:37.920
still going to be there everything's going to work it's going to take about a month and what people are kind of

00:54:35.760 --> 00:54:42.160
assuming is that considering these guys went and met with blizzard in person

00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:45.920
they don't want to be like hey I'm so bored we're putting this back up we're

00:54:44.160 --> 00:54:51.920
hosting it ourselves so they're giving it to someone else going publicly at

00:54:48.720 --> 00:54:54.359
least hands off so that they don't have

00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:57.160
to be too close to it and I am extremely excited the only thing that is very

00:54:55.960 --> 00:55:04.680
frustrating I can't stream it oh yeah I really want

00:55:01.839 --> 00:55:07.640
blizzard to officially host their own damn thing I don't want there to be a

00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:11.520
private server I want to play on a real blizzard classic server and I will

00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:15.040
stream it and I will suggest people come and play it and I'll host my own

00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:19.520
freaking Guild and people can come play with me and I'll promote the awesome

00:55:17.319 --> 00:55:23.079
thing that blizzard just did blizzard doesn't give you a lot of

00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:28.079
opportunities to promote the awesome thing they just did no not lately

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H all right Speaking of awesome things we've got one more topic for you today

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this is really cool the Kronos 1.4 could be I think is is a little bit

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um optimistic could be a $2500 camera

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that can shoot at 2,650 frames per second so all of a

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sudden like slow-mo guys style footage

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could be attainable to regular Joe's like us that's pretty insane and even

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just like regular joers um so it's the brainchild of

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engineer David cronstein who demonstrated the camera's hardware and

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recording capabilities under his YouTube handle Tesla 500 he lists the

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pre-production camera features to be the following 1.4 gapix per second

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throughput throughput excuse me 1280 by

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1024 at 1,50 FPS so you could shoot like

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HD at over a th frames per second lower

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resolutions obviously at higher speeds 8 16 or possibly 32 gigs of RAM he doesn't

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know apparently because this is a list of the pre-production camera features so

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there's that storage on SD card USB drive SATA hard drive raw video saving

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no PC needed for operation and an AC adapter or battery planning to launch

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the camera on GoFundMe rather than Kickstarter in the next month or so is

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it real I don't know would I give money to it no not until it's done go fed me

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when it's done yeah go go fart

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me and on that note thank you very much for tuning in to the W show we will see

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you again next week same bat Time same bat Channel if were to be

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believed wait no not same bat Time same bat Channel nope see you caught me

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crooked lus wrong wrong wrong wrong
