Emma's ride one second it is when show
time again sorry I had actually already clicked it before uh oh good that name
is public everything before I asked if you were ready and it's trumps America
do whatever you want it is it is Trump's America it is Trump's America as of
January 20th and uh this is this is
going to be the Trump themed W show we have a lot of great topics for you guys
today first up our
audio finally works works we got an old gray cable yes uh
which isn't nearly as long as the new nicely braided cable that we had nope um
so we got the beat up a little bit grungy with some stains on it thick yep
but thicker is always better yeah when it comes to cables I mean if we could
get USB cables that were like 4 in in
diameter that would be great have you seen those like uh like Subterranean
InterContinental USB cables yeah right
pretty big they're like this big I mean running over like a
you know KVM over IP or whatever that's
stupid yeah you should just run really big USB cables yeah um server
interconnects where it's like a quarter the size of the server and it just plugs
into the bottom never have downtown yeah we've got a lot of great topics for you
guys today uh one of them is that I am waiting to be able to log into Twitch TV
so that I can post a thing in the twitch chat nice uh um which would be great and
another one is that um wrong wrong yes
Donald Trump I was going to say Hillary Trump which I don't know I don't know W
would that interesting outcome can you imagine all of the worst things about
both of
them the world would just implode a Donald Trump that was corrupt and
untrustworthy oh and
what you know what's really funny is this is the third time we've had to do
the intro to the show and every one of them has been unique and every one of
them has been unique Trump is an end he's a bottomless pit of memes wrong
bottomless pit of memes wrong
um he's he's the best pit of memes so let's go ahead and uh let's
just roll the intro we've got nothing this week we don't even have a working
show yet wrong
scr BS Mac Weldon and
Savage jerky PS the Sriracha bacon is amazing
Colton thank you Colton but actually Colton nobody cares about your
endorsement that is um that is why people pay us for mine and Luke's
endorsement and not yours boom so yeah
the the smackdown just got laid um Bo no
one cares what you think Colton thank you oh wrecked all right so let's go
ahead and jump right into our topics our first topic is pretty
straightforward uh those of you who are watching live will have seen this
already and the joke will be somewhat ruined here but for the rest of you
there you have it us election yes yes that did
happen Oh Canada yes Trump one and I
have never felt better about being
Canadian than I do today there were no giant insane
protests after our last election that's true honestly it was pretty civil yep
with that said if we were to lose a hockey game for example oh that don't
even go there that is a whole other that is a whole other ball of wax I mean win
leader of our country yeah that's right might even be worse to be clear just
just because I'm having a proud Canadian moment right now doesn't mean I don't
occasionally have embarrassed Canadian moments how are them Canucks doing and
apologetic Canadian moments in in that game that we like a lot how how are they
how are they doing right now I have many apologetic Canadian moments but that's
part of that's part of the whole shtick
um I oh Matthew TG in the twitch chat
says if Hillary had won there would be no protest are you kidding that's no
matter which way this went
there were going to be protests my friend oh man there were absolutely
going to be protests yeah that was a thing and uh and and that got people
talking about field hockey is field hockey even a sport no ice Hawk I know
field hockey is a sport it it's just a
one that nobody anywhere cares about it's not even it's not even one of
those sports like Cricket where it's like a huge deal in IND
and like Britain and nowhere else field
hockey is just irrelevant yeah sorry
sorry to the one person watch I wish lacrosse mattered more after we did our
uh ner Sports thing lacrosse is cool I legitimately really tried to find a
league um but it's it's like nothing at my age the only option I had was joining
the professional team which I'm clearly not good enough to join uh yeah I think
that's speaking of nerd Sports okay we
actually do have some news items for this week oh hell yeah so um those of
you who have been paying attention to vessel.com and what's been going on with
that um is it do now you may have noticed that vessel.com doesn't exist
anymore um I mean they still apparently
have the page up uh kind of it's a Park's page on like the goodbye letter
that says goodbye forever yesterday we
signed the docy they didn't even yesterday yesterday nice I mean I guess
they kind yesterday October 26th yeah
yesterday that's going to be my yesterday forever
wrong crooked Richard and I can't tell you the date we signed the
document lion Richard
yesterday oh man oh man um what was uh
what was the thing that we added to that script that you Nast and deplorable yeah
nasty and deplorable people deplorable
nasties that's the kind of world we live in oh man I love I love them all as a
Canadian I love them all anyway memes so the point is you know what you know
what's really funny about this is I wanted to load up an episode of nerd
Sports oh but you can so that I could so that I could show it on screen um oh but
you can is that is that the news well hold on a second I don't know where to
find it because normally I would just go on vessel and bring it
down oh that's not a anymore more login
security is good so you know what oh you just got to keep telling yourself that
every time you have to go through all the steps to log into anything I know it
is so frustrating when you have like three Factor you know what's the you
know what's the Stu the stupidest part of of all of these conversations is like
ultimately the last time we got broken into had nothing to do with like bad
security practices not could they have been better yes are they better now yes
are they incredibly inconvenient
yes yes I think we might have actually one of the least convenient security
setups that you could have it is pretty
darn difficult to break down which is not a challenge I'm sure it could be
done and good for you but uh yeah yeah don't worry about
that one yeah but it is cool he's saying it's a challenge for us yes oh it's
definitely a challenge for us okay oh this is great does that have to stay you
know what we should do is leave it we
should leave the vessel graphic you have it just like glitch out as it starts at
the beginning of the only on vessel except not so this is the curling
episode where we played against a junior team which is
fantastic um by the way they're fantastic we're not but no spoilers um I
I talked to my dad who knows the team
that he's actually played against the team that you guys played against like a more real match yeah um and he said that
the captain of their team said that the worst thing about you guys because this
was the only one that I missed the worst thing about you guys was that you just
refused to properly communicate and I watched the episode and it's actually
like it's it's entertaining enough that you have to watch the whole thing but
then it's actually difficult to watch just cuz it's like
wow how is this possibly happening we
wouldn't have had to communicate so much if my teammates hadn't been so
incompetent you know that's not too far off the
base after watching it yeah yeah yeah we
okay you know okay you know what just okay watch it for Teran we're going to
say to watch it but we're going to say that with the accompan
news that we have purchased back oh from
the bloated corpse that was once
vessel.com the rights to rebroadcast
nerdsports wherever we see fit in whatever way we see fit and you can
expect that to be coming soon to a YouTube near you complete with the only
on vessel title
screen oh God should we put this on LTT
or is it no I think I think we'll probably throw on super fun okay I think
it'll probably go in the Floatplane Club first though nice just so that uh
if there's a way to do that there is is
there a way to do but we just shouldn't talk about that yet right but okay the
secret Floatplane Club don't look for what that is yeah don't
bother uh right oh God so anyway nerd
Sports and you know what's really like kind of funny is I remember I remember
joking because we talked a lot internally about the perception of us
doing a vessel exclusive and how a lot of people probably wouldn't like it and
then we talked a lot after the fact about how a lot of people didn't like it
and something I said kind of flippantly kind of half joking was maybe vessel
will die buy it back well we're 12
months into this vessel experiment we kind of we have some
access to the behind the scene numbers
um it's a I think it was a two year exclusivity deal on nerd Sports and I
was like it probably won't take two
years so it took about seven
months so there's that was it even seven
months I don't know when did we finish nerd Sports when did I go to Switzerland
I don't know cuz I still have the scars from
that I I've told you that right my ankles both my ankles are permanently
scarred from the ice hockey one really
yeah look at this I can't really show the camera very well they're matching on
the other side they look like bruises they do but they're permanent
scars really uh remember how I said my ankles hurt yeah the laces the laces
they actually dug chunks out of the sides of my ankles remember when I was
like there you guys were like you need to reskate down the ice and do the slide
again and I was like I really don't want to I really want to take my boots off
and they're like we need this shot and I was like okay there was chunks missing
from the sides of my ankles by the end that's gross yeah so the very that night
I came back here at like 1: in the morning yeah Brandon and I shot the end
of the networking Wall video with my like ankles bleeding and then I we
packed up and Brandon and I both left still that night to Switzerland to
Switzerland so I was trying to nurse them on the plane and you have to fly to
freaking Switzerland so I wasn't able to get like proper medical attention for a
really long time and then once I finally got there I couldn't explain what my
problem was and I couldn't get to an natural doctor cuz l barriers um so I
ended up trying to ask for polysporin polysporin isn't really a
thing um don't sell it there so we had to like
figure out what the problem was and then I ended up like just showing this guy my
like really gross at this point like
infected looking ankle thing and he figured it out and uh gave me some
random stuff and then I talked to Avon later apparently I applied it wrong
you're supposed to let it breathe put it under a Band-Aid so I applied it wrong
for about a week and now I have permanent Scars From Nerd Sports so I
will never forget about nerd Sports well
that's good I guess
yeah I'm just trying to think if nerd Sports left any permanent marks on just
emotional ones I like how they're matching still symmetrical you know
right yeah I mean it's on the ankles I guess it could be worse yeah it could be
on the cankles oh like yeah at least
your ankles look good y aside from
that that's where you thought I was going with that yeah not in Trump's
America um okay so I guess actually we do have a
somewhat done I should probably load the
load the thing what are you doing why why thank you okay let's bring up this
page CNBC reports the Canadian
immigration website crashes on Election night but just for fun and I haven't I
haven't pretested this oh is it up right now um just for fun I don't know I'm
going to search for Canadian
immigration crashed
2012 um okay no everything is from the
last two days that's a lot of results
um okay let's try let's try this again
2008 um um okay because I seem to remember this
has happened before as far as I know this happens literally every
time yeah apparently maybe it's bigger
this time anyway the point is okay so there's a couple of points to make here
number one is get real you're not
actually going to run off to Canada because you have a job and a house and a
family and friends and relocating and a
spine wow did John not have any of those
things oh rude he brought stuff that's
true he did bring family and he did
bring his stuff rude and his car and he found a place to live here so he has his
he has a new home after he stayed in my
living room for like a week yes did you
know about that no what yeah John stayed in my living room oh yeah yeah I knew
anyway um so like that's not a thing
unless you are actually I've told John this but I admire what he did for a lot
of the reasons that I just named because you've got your job and your family and
your friends and like your life you're settled you've put down Roots once
you've reached kind of adulthood and to pick all that up and kind of boldly go
where no man has gone before except the 33 million or so Canadians that live
here but but very few Americans so 2008
was the highest surge ever okay higher than this one Higher Than This One yeah
there you go um so anyway the point is
like that kind of used to be a thing like you know the new world when all the
Europeans who like hated their life over
in Europe and were like maybe the new world will be better and they got here and it was like the Wilderness and you
know the frontier and all that and they had their own completely different set
of challenges But ultimately I think it worked out pretty well for them all that
it's not as much of a thing anymore so no you aren't actually going to pick up
and go to Canada and if you are I will
tell you this as not someone who has
immigrated to Canada I was born here but as someone who has facilitated the
moving to Canada process now twice once
with John which was much simpler because
he's a highly educated American which thanks to NAFTA which by the way might
not be a thing anymore for much longer
um thanks to NAFTA his process for
getting in here is easier but like also
ridiculous so he had to do a bunch of stuff and then he literally had to drive
to the border at which time a snap decision would be made and he would
either be led into the country with a work permit or he would be sent packing
back home that's legitimately that is yeah what happened which is like again I
admire John's bravery because it's not like it's not like he got on a plane
with like nothing with him he drove from North
Carolina to the p Arch border crossing
in Vancouver which for you Americans who aren't real good at Canadian geography
is Northern Washington State pretty much
okay yeah Washington State not Washington the city they're different
um so insane and then okay so if you
don't qualify for immigration in the way that Highly Educated professionals like
people who have a law degree do then the
process is takes months can cost so
getting Dennis here involved a ton of paperwork we had to
prove that hiring Dennis wouldn't have any kind of impact on the Canadian labor
market um which is a monthlong process
we had to pay thousands and thousands of dollars in legal fees um which is not
like the same as us sponsoring him here like it's not it's not that but it it
was it was he had to have a job offer he had to have a solid concrete job offer
that had to be at a wage that's above the median wage for the position that
he's going into so we had to find some way to make YouTube sensation into a job
code oh God whole thing took like six months cost thousands of dollars and
that was assuming that you have an employer who's willing to go through all
of that for you just picking up your bags and walking to Canada is not a
thing any more than picking up your bags and walking into America from Mexico
except that it's probably actually much more difficult than that sidebar yes we
have a jobs crisis we have a financial crisis our
econom is kind of in the hole we lost like a huge amount of jobs and uh money
from the oil Market being totally screwed over and housing is ridiculously
expensive so that's less of an issue elsewhere uh not in Vancouver everywhere
elsewhere in Toronto as well well yeah but like that's the two Canadian but
where do you go cuz a lot of places where housing is cheap jobs are a huge
issue yes okay fair enough yeah no one
can find a job in Ottawa unless they're bilingual we all know this all right so
uh basically I guess that's that's okay the The Farmer's Daughter Country Market
in Nova Scotia is offering what this no
it's this is offer a business business in Canada is offering a job and two free
acres of land if you relocate because they need workers and
there aren't any available in the village of woak located on Cape Breton
in a Facebook post they stated we can't give you big money but we can give you
an awesome life the Facebook post reads in the
middle of freaking we can offer you a great incentive to come and try us out
one thing our business does have is lots of land if you want lots of land go to
uh Northern parts of Canada yeah and
depending on how deregulated the fossil fuel industry gets Northern Canada might
not be that cold for much longer think of it as an investment for your
children all right um net neutrality is evidently
suddenly on The Chopping Block the original article here is from The Verge
Mr Colin lecher
sounds like a dishonest member of the leftwing media to me who I gained almost
all expectations Donald Trump well his name is lecher so it sounds kind of
leous you know uh not funny I'm sure he's gone through his whole life
listening to that made the claim how MacBook Pros couldn't use more RAM
because it would take too much power you know that guy you know his last name what Schiller oh yeah Phil Schiller yeah
yeah I know right I I always every time I watch him walk onto stage at an Apple
event I'm like
your name and what you do they just go together so well it's wonderful it's
like it's it's like when you were born like a star came down almost like you
are destined to be and do one
thing so good um so so good meanwhile
twitch chat is full of just like you
lonus sebast no just being a shell oh yeah but your
last name isn't no that doesn't work then but
wrong why are you so nasty justable
nasty I never said that I'm going to
start calling you crooked Luke should we change our Twitter Luke lion Luke you
got I want to be lion lioness okay okay
okay that's fine yes lion lonus over
here just bailed out of another topic before fully explaining it was lion Ted
and what was uh what was the other what was the other guy that ended up
endorsing him the other bitter bitter primary rival uh
Marco oh yeah Rubio Rubio what did he call him I don't remember like little
boy Rubio or Marco like Little Marco or something Marco Trump
insult uh what was it here are Trump and Rubio's most schoolyard insults oh don't
make oh I don't want a video come on Little Marco Little Marco
there we go little Luke is like kind of it's more like little John though it's
more like endearing whereas like Lion Luke I could be crooked lius actually I
don't mind that lion look Luke and crooked
lonus awesome yeah um all right sorry
back to the net neutrality thing so the release of the fcc's net neutrality
rules in 2015 was one of the most Progressive changes to the internet in
recent memory the rules barred data throttling and paid Fast Lanes a trump
Administration May mean that the Obama backed net neutrality rules get
challenged or weakened going forward Trump's fellow Republicans have
criticized the rules and remember this is not just a trump president this is a
Republican Senate and House so it is
going to be a very interesting uh four
years and there's a few ways to look at that well there's two ways no there's
lots of ways well one of the ways wait is lion lus lots of things will get done
no I want to be crooked lus crooked lus um you can be lion Luke okay um lots of
things will get done because there will be relatively speaking I expect Little
Resistance to sort of the Republican Party agenda that is to say unless they
create their own resistance which does seem fairly plausible that's possible
the other way of looking at it is oh no
the Republicans are going to do a bunch of stuff that will be very very
difficult to undo so there's that um so in 2014 Ted
Cruz called net neutrality Obamacare for
the internet that doesn't even make any sense claiming it would slow down
private sector Innovation which is not what it is and not what it
does all right all right all right the only reason why you say that is because
you're crooked lonus I know yeah well that I I obviously am getting paid by
the Clinton campaign yeah which definitely still exists and is not
drowning in a pool of its own tears right now yeah yeah speaking of drowning in a pool
of your own tears uh GoPro has recalled
its karma drone oh might be part of the reason why we never got one yeah yeah
yeah I thought they were going to send this one the
$799 Drone can randomly lose power during operation meanwhile DJI
completely upstaged the karma one week after it launched anyway meaning it is
just are we getting that one yet another I have no idea holy hell that drone is
awesome drone content does not do well
no one cares we just need to make a title that has nothing to do with the
video at all and then it'll work
out neither you know oh my God I love it
all capitals exclamation Market the end and then you just going
like it'll work I believe you in you I believe in
you um okay let's get through this topic real quick here and then I actually have
an idea to pitch you new channel idea Channel idea you'll like it oh okay all
right so GoPro recalling the karma drone it loses power approximately 2 200 Karma
units sold since October 23rd are affected GoPro says blah blah no reports
of property damage they can be returned to GoPro directly or rever purchased for a full refund working with the Federal
Aviation Authority and US cons consumer product safety Commission on the recall
wrong wrong uh suggests that if the karma shipments will resume as soon as
the issue is solved wrong wrong wrong it will take some time after
that yes it will take take and they have been endorsed by
peta peta has endorsed Terri Karma terrible karma for
everyone terrible yep and border patrol is going to keep
animals oh out of Mexico this is your
channel idea okay okay so hold on a minute hold on a minute
okay so I love it I'm 100% sold I don't
even I literally don't need I know where you're going to go with this and I'm
totally on board okay so oh I'm excited we're thinking new channel in response
to what viewers seem to want we're going
to call it the honest unboxing Channel
yeah or like honest impress Channel
okay because quite honestly there's that word again oh dang
we get requests every day every day from
companies who want to send us something with a page of talking points to do a
sponsored review or unboxing
video The Honest unboxing
channel is where we will honestly tell you exact exactly what is on that
page it will be a pure cash grab it will
not shy away okay this isn't what I thought it was from its honesty about
being absolutely nothing but a way to cash in on that
money without putting it on the lonus tech tips
Channel honest unboxing this is because you're crooked lonus this is because I
am crooked lonus see what I thought you were going to say is right now the
the environment seems to just be like people going whoa It's a pixel there's
oh look at this there's a fingerprint reader on the back glass on the back
what why did they put glass on the back I have no idea I'm not going to do any
minutes of research to figure out that it has to do with antenna transmission or anything is this a two-tone flash
that's insane two-tone flash I mean that
that's nuts wow brain explosion glass on the front too type c
USB that's nuts I mean why are the speakers down here this might even this
might even adhere to the USB type-c standard maybe but I don't know and I'm
not going to figure it out before this video over why would you do that so that
would take effort in research
right okay twitch chat loves it twitch
chat loves it shill unboxing channel so
anyways what else are people suggesting here hold on no no no hold on there's
some great there's some great suggestions for channel it's moving too
fast I can't even control it I can't control the excitement you're not
crooked enough so anyways wow knowing that and
reading the honest unboxing Channel what I thought you were going to do is like
okay so there's a fingerprint reader on the back that's not technically
Innovative or new but yeah it's good that it's on their Prem phone L did it
uh yeah and the 6p had a fingerprint reader on the back didn't it yeah which
is literally like the one before this but everyone's talking about it's not
the one before because Nexus is totally different from Pixel right but like not
really I guess totally different no but remember this is the actually right but
the Nexus was made by Huawei but this is the actually ex the ones that were made
by HTC before that this is the actually honest one oh oh wait hold on are we
honest or are we dishonest this one is honest it's honest okay so are we honest
because we read off of a spec sheet or are we honest because we give our honest
opinion honest opinion but we already do
that but it's an unboxing oh so it's an
honest unboxing as opposed to an honest whatever it is that we do online his
Tech tips no one no one is quite sure
explanation dive kick farted thing I don't know holy holy yeah we bleep we
bleep it because we're sorry that hurt the head we bleep it because we're kidfriendly
and then and then we and then we swear
in the video and we put like things that are like bleep this don't let this
in and then it goes through two stages of
uploads and still makes it
through oh man
um man I chill quickie shill Quicky
that's a good name that's a good name oh
man what do you think every single video on there has to be sponsored yes we will
not make a video unless we get paid yeah on that channel for that from the people
with that product yes not not from other unrelated companies has to be that
company some kind of conflict of interest yeah must exist you know it's
it's a valuable resource because you can see exactly what the marketing points
are for that company yes yeah and what's in the box yep and what it might look
like before you charged it and turned it on yes unless it comes with some charge
yes in which case we could turn it on we could see the boot screen yeah but
probably not more than that probably not much more than that take too long it would take too long so the idea is we
would do this as quickly and low effortly as possible
1080p cameras yeah if that we'd upscale
it let's webcam it oh nice we' still upscale that we'll go full genim marbles
we're going to like shoot it on a potato okay and then upscale that yes so that
the file reads 4K and so that YouTube will say that it's 4K and if you thought
our audio quality was bad before we can do better we just like use
a phone just like tape it to our chest no tape it to your back okay your mouth
is on the front right so the microphone should be on the back just like the iMac
just like the iMac no the IMAX microphone is on the
back of the device on the back of a glass metal and PCB device moose coup
just said review my game all right you press one every time if you ever press
two you lose there game over it's a Choose Your Own Adventure game always
press one really he had me play his game I love you moose coup he had me play
this game and and I accidentally I
accidentally spammed one cuz I was trying to get the intro text to go by and then it was like you win and I was
like what and I was like how did I just
do that so I reloaded the game I did it again I was like what so so I reloaded
again and then I was like What if I press two and then it was like you lose so I tried every single stage you have
to stop twitch twitch chat is spamming one they're all getting
banned okay yeah if you guys want to know how to not get banned from the
don't talk ever yeah that's that's
definitely best don't talk about Han Solo or the 3D robotic solo drone yeah
or like you know anything that says solo soloing it cuz your girlfriend's out of
town or whatever just no solo okay we're never going to update the rules so
anytime a new big movie that we care a lot about comes out we're going to put
key points in it that are spoilers and then those will always stay in we could
end up with we could end up with words like the in there so yeah best to just
say nothing best to just not talk yeah um yeah no no it's just it's just best
to to not the amount of people getting permanently timed out right now is solid
freaking fantastic speaking of getting a permanent timeout um not related to that
at all but uh wait oh hold on there's
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right and Luke will be joining us again in a
while ah sometimes I enjoy the shows
where there's legitimately no news where we're like we have to turn sponsor spots
into a way to kill like 20 minutes because there's really just nothing to
talk about this week no I do have something good though so one good thing
did come out of trump winning the presidency so I made a bet um crap I was
actually really hoping Luke would be here for this so that I could
remember um Luke when did Sev come up
here when did we go to Bubble World and when did I make my bet with
him that was a few months ago at this point oh it was oh it was like it was
like early in the primaries yeah yeah um
like 6 months ago at least mhm must have been anyway I made a bet with seus Matt
zerki from nerd Fusion that Trump would
win he was being completely dismissive
of the Donald he was like it's a joke there's no way this will not happen and
I was like no there's all these things that people are going to like about him
and I was like look if Trump doesn't win
I will wear my entire team will wear nerd Fusion shirts for a month but if
Trump wins you and your whole streaming team have to wear Linus Tech tip shirts
for an entire month yeah so we are
getting a lot of free publicity on the nerd Fusion twitch Channels cuz some of
those guys are like really big too y like the amount and this is like this is
the kind of a funny thing is like the bet we were making was not a cash bet
but we are actually both fairly significant siiz
Publications and agreeing to a month of
like inyour face advertising across all
of our content which is like pretty intense it's like a pretty heavy duty
bet and you agreed for like okay Luke that's not how you drink water says
shukin yeah know that's a bad idea doing it wrong yeah that's a bad idea no no
okay in my defense usually when there's like a super hot and it's like a beef JY
thing it's a joke they don't really go that hard oh my God no it's like hiccups
you have to drink it upside down oh nice okay as far as I can tell every hiccups
cure was created solely for the purpose of entertaining everyone who doesn't
have hiccups in the room
wow you are like are you okay there was like full seeds in there too wow really
yeah okay yeah so they're for real men
I'm actually pretty good with spice too this is not
great um oh desert bus has a charity fundraising Marathon for whatever see
this is the kind of stuff I have to deal with like there's nothing wrong with my
computer right now but look I click like
an inch and a half to the right and that's the cursor look at this look at
this see this is the kind of haunted nonsense that is my life I just have to
kind of aim like see but this one's fine see this is my
life this is what I go through okay desert bus for Hope there you go guys
it's desert bus.org uh they're doing a thing that's in the dock uh supports
Child's Play charity November 12th 10 a.m. Pacific Standard time that's cool
all right YouTube has added support for HDR video the original article here is
from The Verge so I guess that's cool I got it
okay for the four people who have HDR display is
um you got a more accurate and realistic range of whites and blacks as well as a
wider range of colors so now they have 4K and HDR um just like the newest TVs
that most people don't own but that's okay I mean YouTube's never been afraid
to support standards that no one owns I mean they they support 8K so like that's
a thing there are 8K videos on YouTube um with that said I think we are losing
track somewhat of what's actually important when it comes to online video
streaming so this is top secret and you didn't hear it here first but we are
definitely looking into online streaming
Technologies that's all I'm saying that's may be scarier than the reaper oh
um we're looking into it and the reality of it is call out to cat boiler and Eric
yeah you guys are awesome by the way yeah um the reality of it
is that here let me see if I can find it
4K worth our findings like a year
ago oh still hold true where the
streaming bit rate is far more important
than stuff like resolution and while HDR
might provide more benefit than simply
amping up the amping up the resolution I don't think I buy that it
is enough more that I would go HDR with
like the low low bit rate um anomalies
like like blocking and banding uh versus
just having a higher streaming bit rate and a lower resolution yeah uh here it
is so if you haven't watched it already I'm going to drop this video in the
twitch chat um sorry for everyone watching on YouTube you can go find it
it's called 4K video is it worth it the answer is no the only difference that's
why we edit all of our videos at 1080P and upscale to 4K before we upload when
we bother because the only difference
when you watch a 4K video on YouTube is that if you select 4K it's streaming at
a higher bit rate that's what makes the difference it doesn't matter if the
original Source video was 1080P or 4K because YouTube's 4K is still not even
close to what good 1080p would have been anyway so we'll see we were
uploading uh I mean we were working with high bit rate
720 that looked better than the low bit rate 4K that YouTube serves yep I I I
wasn't even going to give them that much detail okay we are definitely looking
into video streaming platforms so that's a thing um what else we got in the
docket for today rain works pretty well when you
don't have
milk
fat all right don't know Tesla since I've read original article here is from
.c Tesla has given up on free
charging what the crap is this go go oh
oh I clicked oh oh it's a Mitsubishi ad
wow the Lancer at 0% financing I don't even know if oh it is
mitsubishi.com to plug into charge charers that added 200 to 300 miles of
range per hour sorry not a thing anymore now new
Tesla buyers will have to pay as of January 1st 2017 anyone who orders a
Tesla will get just 400 kilowatt hours of free supercharging credits per year
haven't revealed how much it'll cost after that limit but said that the small fee will be cheaper than buying gas
better be um people who ordered their car before this date still get to charge
for free for life which is pretty cool other than model
yeah that doesn't count the 373,000 people that put down a $1,000 deposit to
reserve a model 3 that is so many people
unbelievable Tesla has found that more people are charging at these stations
than at home which like wow who didn't
see that one coming if I could charge for
free out of my home or I could pay for it at home which would I do I just spent
all of my money on a
Tesla all right so being said if you
just get his solar roof stuff I didn't want to talk looks amazing I didn't want
to talk about anything else for the rest of the show anyway so it's an ad it's
another ad again okay not that yes
this oh I don't even care that my face is burning this is
fantastic oh man okay so leading up to
BlizzCon dang blizzard you messed up leading up to BlizzCon uh nalus was like
oh yeah you better explain what the crap nostalrius for is for the people who
don't care at all so nostalrius begins was a private server for classic wow I
don't generally support private servers I don't generally think they're a good
idea but in this case the classic content in World of Warcraft is
essentially gone cataclysm broke the
world and changed the whole map by the way I'm just saying go ahead
though wow wow crooked lus being a jerk um all
the different expansions stuff screwed everything up whatever if people like
that new content that's great but there are some people that want to play the
older stuff as well maybe classic maybe burning Crusade maybe rth the Lich King
but the older stuff um so nostalg people
who are 26 might nostalrius wants to bring in I'm
not 26 yet nostalrius wanted to bring in
classic wow in a good solid form with no
pay to win no donations even um um and
just let people play the game the way it was supposed to be played back then the
way it was meant to be played NVIDIA for Life yes
um which is great and then blizzard was
like cease and assist order boom Get Wrecked yeah we have to go soon
we know thanks our company dinner is
tonight but he could talk about no I could literally like clean up everything
and leave and he could still be talking about Nostalgia okay
explain St and jist Order cut them down they went and had meetings with blizzard
about blizzard opening official servers and all this kind of stuff it all looked like it was going to be great and then
out of nowhere blizzard completely stops answering any form of email or any form
of communication at all BlizzCon comes up noal his only communication is like
we're trying here we're going to launch a shirt campaign t-shirt campaign we're
not going to keep any of the proceeds people can just buy some cool t-shirts
that say no starus on it and then with the last announcement on the T-shirt
campaign they're like if you don't hear anything at BlizzCon from blizzard you
will hear something around BlizzCon from us and then little like winky face and
that was it they just left it at that and then in response to that because
that blew up um blizzard posted an
official post on their own forums saying that there will be no communication
about classic wow at BlizzCon fast forward to BlizzCon after that massively
long post and the giant fights that they were back and forth on that thread
people are in the crowd yelling for news about classic wow trying to get stuff
going and they don't talk about it and they ignore it I think there was maybe
one official statement of them being like no guys come on we're not doing
this anyways ah where's the official posts
because I don't want to get anything
wrong nalus came out and said that the source code of nalus will be given to an
existing Legacy project which we believe to be the most in line with our core
values named alysium there's no donations it's all Run for free blah
blah blah blah This Server shares the volunteer spirit and passion for the
game that we had furthermore and an important part of nalus volunteers are
already working there some under different names we wish them the best
and hope that they will be uh become a new home for the returned vanilla
Community nostalrius admin Viper wrote
on a forum post essentially they're giving everything to alysium
wow um and if you had an old account
your old account will be able to come back you'll be able to log into it all your stuff will be there guilds are
still going to be there everything's going to work it's going to take about a month and what people are kind of
assuming is that considering these guys went and met with blizzard in person
they don't want to be like hey I'm so bored we're putting this back up we're
hosting it ourselves so they're giving it to someone else going publicly at
least hands off so that they don't have
to be too close to it and I am extremely excited the only thing that is very
frustrating I can't stream it oh yeah I really want
blizzard to officially host their own damn thing I don't want there to be a
private server I want to play on a real blizzard classic server and I will
stream it and I will suggest people come and play it and I'll host my own
freaking Guild and people can come play with me and I'll promote the awesome
thing that blizzard just did blizzard doesn't give you a lot of
opportunities to promote the awesome thing they just did no not lately
H all right Speaking of awesome things we've got one more topic for you today
this is really cool the Kronos 1.4 could be I think is is a little bit
um optimistic could be a $2500 camera
that can shoot at 2,650 frames per second so all of a
sudden like slow-mo guys style footage
could be attainable to regular Joe's like us that's pretty insane and even
just like regular joers um so it's the brainchild of
engineer David cronstein who demonstrated the camera's hardware and
recording capabilities under his YouTube handle Tesla 500 he lists the
pre-production camera features to be the following 1.4 gapix per second
throughput throughput excuse me 1280 by
1024 at 1,50 FPS so you could shoot like
HD at over a th frames per second lower
resolutions obviously at higher speeds 8 16 or possibly 32 gigs of RAM he doesn't
know apparently because this is a list of the pre-production camera features so
there's that storage on SD card USB drive SATA hard drive raw video saving
no PC needed for operation and an AC adapter or battery planning to launch
the camera on GoFundMe rather than Kickstarter in the next month or so is
it real I don't know would I give money to it no not until it's done go fed me
when it's done yeah go go fart
me and on that note thank you very much for tuning in to the W show we will see
you again next week same bat Time same bat Channel if were to be
believed wait no not same bat Time same bat Channel nope see you caught me
crooked lus wrong wrong wrong wrong