Disgusting "Sushi" Makes us Sick

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2018-05-06 · 1,063 words · ~5 min read
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0:03 we are not that and we have our new kitchen set today we are trying to make
0:07 some food here but none of this work so this is fake this is big everything's
0:12 fake but we caught some not fake food we
0:16 gotta make tuna sushi and doughnuts all
0:26 right so we're here at H bar picking up the little what Seagal reckoning the
0:29 ingredient now we can cook in our new kitchen set sushi
0:37 you mean the ingredients are yeah I'm
0:41 making tuna yeah you make tuna you don't
0:45 but it's not actually tuna so it's vegetarian distarch phosphate citric
0:51 acid this sounds like everything a little everything a young boy needs is
0:55 me so we got the donut starter then
0:58 we're going to salt town we're getting some authentic homemade Canadian sushi
1:02 and then we're finishing it off with some Pocky heck freaking yeah it's gonna
1:07 be a good day so pretty much the whole reason we're doing this is max wanted
1:12 some food she can't have gluten so we got this imitation food that we're gonna
1:16 make it's gonna be really good I can't
1:19 read anything what is what is this what are you doing trying to hang that
1:23 bananas so let's do any plates we need
1:26 plates right
1:32 use those those are the set place was so
1:37 dusty oh my god this is slowly fine it's good for you
1:46 okay that's two let's do donuts first donuts are we allowed to ignore the
1:53 rules no that's not a good thing they're
1:57 not real donuts pac-man is that like
2:07 imitation pants is like doing icing stuff we can exclude your direction so
2:12 in Japanese good luck guys Pat it down make a ball put put it on
2:19 the container that I just heard the paper stuff that it the thing that just
2:23 ripped up and then and then donut way I
2:27 have to cut this first it probably would
2:34 have been easier to make real Donuts
2:39 that's for a candle fill fill the watery
2:45 depression Oh too much oh I gotta keep
2:51 up with ya yes slowly you have to slow sorry I can't read Japanese so you mix
3:01 are we the first people who we actually cook in this kitchen yes we are we're
3:07 christening this kitchen right now I got
3:12 washing my hands already my hands clean oh yeah yeah yeah your hands are what
3:17 we're worried about smells like Christmas Kendall a
3:21 Christmas cannon this must be how Tim Hortons makes their doughnuts a similar
3:26 quite similar process I would assume
3:30 No yeah here's the problem as I need a water out of there cuz you eventually
3:34 have to push if they eventually have put the dough in there right oh I almost
3:38 want to go pour it I almost went to go pour this down the sink bad idea
3:43 instead I will pour in the candle it
3:48 actually tastes pretty good but I've just got like a mound just a solid mound
3:52 of this and then the honestly it's just
3:55 sugar it's just shirt like this actually tastes good you know when you have a
4:07 mixing bowl and it's and it's maybe a little bit too full and you get really
4:10 aggressive when you first stir it and then everything kind of comes out the side that's what just happened let's
4:14 bake it full a little bit I created life
4:26 making vanilla sauce yellow sauce
4:34 oh not do that second up we're gonna
4:44 make strawberry sauce that's supposed to
4:53 go see there's there's some people like
4:57 their Donuts a little bit tender a little bit of raw on the inside so
5:01 that's it's a tender donuts yeah you
5:04 don't even have to sauce sauce I know just disgusting that sound so that
5:09 doughnut doughnut sauce I could really go for some doughnut sauce right now mmm
5:14 okay sir sushi time poppin cookin so
5:21 cute and so so fun I tell you that rice
5:24 candy powder oh that looks exactly like what I would
5:28 expect rice to look like this isn't what I thought I'd be doing today when I woke
5:32 up we're making authentic Japanese sushi
5:35 right now yeah buddy okay I'm making all of it that's why I
5:42 mean it's finally solidified a little bit they need to weigh for three minutes
5:46 until that firms up next up we're making tuna dos great package yes it's a salmon
5:54 roe dude Dennis what what are you doing you just ruin the entire sushi looks
5:58 like Colton's can come out on top here oh it's exactly the same what's uni -
6:03 this is so hard very good
6:08 making the rice ball now roll it up
6:24 ma'am I have made donuts with sushi with
6:29 Pocky I want I want somebody to try this I want somebody truck we got James J
6:34 James and you need to try one try one pick one anyone this foam is the rice
6:41 from the package don't you cool yeah cooked in three yeah tastes like foam oh
6:46 oh already the texture of it is throwing me
6:50 off it's like this is made from a squid leg animals I heard the screams you make
7:05 you make your pick what are you gonna take off this plate I'll try this okay
7:09 okay oh you the seaweed wraps okay Andy
7:12 I was hoping it would be black and fish I mean it might be that I'm not entirely
7:17 sure hey thanks take them it has a very
7:20 distinct mouthfeel
7:26 do we seriously grow to be say we spend
7:30 like minutes making that dude get that away from me come on Frank so I said guys thank you
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7:42 comments whose food you thought was better and we'll see you next time
7:45 definitely not this oh my god oh that's
7:53 really you're really brave