Nerds Fall Off Slackline

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,492 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 oh uh I don't think we recorded any of
0:03 that does that mean it's recording yes it does I was put on camera Duty and uh
0:09 yeah I didn't actually record anything so that's it for the show guys I'm
0:15 sorry what are we going to get here Colton what do we see I don't
0:28 know what J I don't know it's probably jamanji
0:45 oh this toy store sucks dude these tents
0:48 are way too small to fit
0:52 in put your Barbies in there
0:55 bro who what's going on
1:00 saw somebody you knew in the Toy Story Probably looks like such a weirdo now I
1:04 just saw somebody that I used to work with and they're probably wondering why
1:07 I'm in the child's toy store cuz I don't have a kid and she knows that so kind of
1:16 awkward okay these are basically just tie
1:23 downs so I think we go like this it R imagine we did this and and
1:29 then both trees fell
1:33 down that's the worst throw on
1:51 Earth managed to assemble it okay all
1:55 right
2:06 this is really
2:11 hard we're not good enough for this we
2:15 have to go down to an easier level all right so we finally found a spot that's
2:20 a safe enough and B not too far away
2:24 from tree to tree so we don't have to like go really far and try really hard
2:28 there's going to be some serious steak if you're not making it across you're
2:31 getting punished so in preparation I uh brought
2:36 the optimal Footwear for everything I also brought the optimal Footwear
2:41 for
2:44 yeah I think you got to touch the tree touch the
2:48 tree yeah cuz that's going to be bouncing all right here he's going he's
2:52 losing he needs to regain his composure wa look at that
3:00 going to try to lower my center of gravity lower your center of gravity I
3:04 don't know I think we should just go and this has another one son
3:10 of you got this you got
3:14 this maybe it is good to be lower I'm not sure I don't know it's like a
3:18 balance between speed and stability cuz I don't
3:23 want to take like I feel like it is unbelievably
3:28 difficult that's it here we go you're
3:32 running got this you got this you got
3:35 this okay taran's got the stick now this isn't Taran this is Todd oh hey guys my
3:40 name's Todd I'm just I like to slack you know I've got really good
3:46 balance what are those hippie sticks called
3:53 scks This is a way okay you fail done
3:57 you're done dude you're done dude no no
4:02 no son of a you
4:07 go you're really tripping me up here you got it I'm serious slacking
4:12 here yeah rip that no that's what little
4:16 Jo in the east side boys
4:31 take you just like BS yeah going to look
4:35 down you're on the rollering really good you're doing really go really good
4:44 oh if that was higher up you would have been funny oh I broke my watch no
4:50 way a damn it damn it it's your boy dog
4:55 hot trying to slack this line you've only got so much tree you can tell
5:00 longer arms you could just tree your way all I don't actually know that it's
5:03 beneficial to be leaning back when you start trying to balance imagine you're
5:07 on the roll or at 7-Eleven if I believe in myself I can do
5:11 it do you look at it or not don't ask don't ask what you are there
5:16 instructions instru not instructions well sure there are it's how to set up
5:20 the slack line it's not how to oh gosh darn it that's hard pants are
5:27 coming up those are just be happy they're not coming enough here we go
5:31 here we go I'm still on it I'm still on it oh my
5:37 God no no
5:41 no oh he fell on his phone all right
5:44 Oscar Meer oh back come on go for
5:48 it the hat does not help no the Hat
5:51 although actually it might help hting this quickly cuz there's some resistance
5:54 up top yeah there's resistance it will not that's why it's easy to
6:00 your he's not on you got
6:05 it 360 body roll body
6:24 roll I'm pretty sure I'm Heming internally so yeah we're all Hing
6:30 okay I'm going back to the oh my God oh my God no way jump for it jump for
6:37 it no that means we all get one try and
6:40 if we don't get it we all get slapped holy CRA D shut up yeah shut up shut up
6:46 no way no get out of here yeah no you're done what the freak is going on what are
6:52 you doing he sanded us he knew we could he
6:57 knew we could do it
7:03 you don't go off it all comes down to this it all comes down to this this is
7:06 everything I've ever worked for okay this is all on the line literally it's
7:10 all on the slack line okay you said what did you see like
7:16 your the ball of your foot down first no no no toe heel toe and heel in the
7:20 middle toe and then heel in the middle okay okay and don't deviate from the
7:24 middle you're going to kill me aren't you dude my bounce so bad you got this
7:31 man don't even drink today you got this man why would you normally have Dr I
7:35 don't that was looking good though I mean you're in the office today you have
7:39 to drive like a half fine the highway I
7:44 got to call an Uber drive me 45 minutes need to pick up no man you got to you
7:49 got to go with America at that I mean that's Freedom right there you walking
7:53 on freedom these are the most free pieces of Footwear I've ever seen in my
7:58 life
8:02 oh no try it one more time come on John try looking that way you got to at least
8:06 yeah yeah you have to look you have to go across just like keep your balance
8:10 your side like front and back tree look at the
8:15 tree it the whole time okay keep on one
8:19 more come on you got to take take at least a step or two okay we saw him do
8:23 better than this before we started rolling no actually yeah come on John
8:26 you you got it do it for America do it for America oh he's here he goes there
8:34 go oh oh not
8:40 bad no I'm so uneasy cuz of your socks
8:45 ins take a deep breath that seem to
8:50 help you got this man you have the best chance all right B you're doing good no
8:56 no don't look down okay focus on no oh my God no oh
9:02 you got it if you were moving right now You' be a cross you're moving you're
9:06 balancing move imagine but a lot of it
9:09 is Psy think yeah
9:13 sometimes you're doing it Li you're doing it you got tow heal you're doing
9:17 it man you're doing it man you know what I think the forward momentum actually
9:20 helps oh he's off oh man oh man
9:25 no man
9:29 is this just we're all just
9:34 what does that count I think that counts
9:37 I don't think I could ever predict this in a million years but Taran
9:41 vanhemert is the best slack liner out of all of us and lineus gets a pass cuz he
9:46 completed it he doesn't need to get slapped with a steak but it looks like
9:50 uh impeccable Ballance Colton John and I are getting hit in the face with a top
9:54 sirloin so I hope you guys enjoyed uh
9:58 like this video If you liked it subscribe if you want to see more videos
10:01 like this and uh my gosh keep watching if you want to
10:05 see us get hit with the stakes or Taran just do some weird stuff thanks patreons
10:11 if this twangs out and it kills someone I'm blaming you
10:15 oh scares me every time so am I supposed to hit him like here or here wherever
10:20 you want to hit him you're thinking he's your employee
10:33 ow that was good you didn't even move you didn't even flinch