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oh uh I don't think we recorded any of

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that does that mean it's recording yes it does I was put on camera Duty and uh

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yeah I didn't actually record anything so that's it for the show guys I'm

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sorry what are we going to get here Colton what do we see I don't

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know what J I don't know it's probably jamanji

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oh this toy store sucks dude these tents

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are way too small to fit

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in put your Barbies in there

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bro who what's going on

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saw somebody you knew in the Toy Story Probably looks like such a weirdo now I

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just saw somebody that I used to work with and they're probably wondering why

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I'm in the child's toy store cuz I don't have a kid and she knows that so kind of

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awkward okay these are basically just tie

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downs so I think we go like this it R imagine we did this and and

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then both trees fell

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down that's the worst throw on

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Earth managed to assemble it okay all

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right

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this is really

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hard we're not good enough for this we

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have to go down to an easier level all right so we finally found a spot that's

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a safe enough and B not too far away

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from tree to tree so we don't have to like go really far and try really hard

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there's going to be some serious steak if you're not making it across you're

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getting punished so in preparation I uh brought

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the optimal Footwear for everything I also brought the optimal Footwear

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for

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yeah I think you got to touch the tree touch the

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tree yeah cuz that's going to be bouncing all right here he's going he's

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losing he needs to regain his composure wa look at that

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going to try to lower my center of gravity lower your center of gravity I

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don't know I think we should just go and this has another one son

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of you got this you got

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this maybe it is good to be lower I'm not sure I don't know it's like a

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balance between speed and stability cuz I don't

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want to take like I feel like it is unbelievably

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difficult that's it here we go you're

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running got this you got this you got

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this okay taran's got the stick now this isn't Taran this is Todd oh hey guys my

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name's Todd I'm just I like to slack you know I've got really good

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balance what are those hippie sticks called

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scks This is a way okay you fail done

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you're done dude you're done dude no no

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no son of a you

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go you're really tripping me up here you got it I'm serious slacking

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here yeah rip that no that's what little

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Jo in the east side boys

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take you just like BS yeah going to look

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down you're on the rollering really good you're doing really go really good

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oh if that was higher up you would have been funny oh I broke my watch no

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way a damn it damn it it's your boy dog

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hot trying to slack this line you've only got so much tree you can tell

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longer arms you could just tree your way all I don't actually know that it's

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beneficial to be leaning back when you start trying to balance imagine you're

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on the roll or at 7-Eleven if I believe in myself I can do

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it do you look at it or not don't ask don't ask what you are there

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instructions instru not instructions well sure there are it's how to set up

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the slack line it's not how to oh gosh darn it that's hard pants are

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coming up those are just be happy they're not coming enough here we go

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here we go I'm still on it I'm still on it oh my

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God no no

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no oh he fell on his phone all right

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Oscar Meer oh back come on go for

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it the hat does not help no the Hat

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although actually it might help hting this quickly cuz there's some resistance

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up top yeah there's resistance it will not that's why it's easy to

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your he's not on you got

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it 360 body roll body

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roll I'm pretty sure I'm Heming internally so yeah we're all Hing

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okay I'm going back to the oh my God oh my God no way jump for it jump for

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it no that means we all get one try and

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if we don't get it we all get slapped holy CRA D shut up yeah shut up shut up

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no way no get out of here yeah no you're done what the freak is going on what are

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you doing he sanded us he knew we could he

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knew we could do it

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you don't go off it all comes down to this it all comes down to this this is

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everything I've ever worked for okay this is all on the line literally it's

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all on the slack line okay you said what did you see like

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your the ball of your foot down first no no no toe heel toe and heel in the

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middle toe and then heel in the middle okay okay and don't deviate from the

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middle you're going to kill me aren't you dude my bounce so bad you got this

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man don't even drink today you got this man why would you normally have Dr I

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don't that was looking good though I mean you're in the office today you have

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to drive like a half fine the highway I

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got to call an Uber drive me 45 minutes need to pick up no man you got to you

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got to go with America at that I mean that's Freedom right there you walking

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on freedom these are the most free pieces of Footwear I've ever seen in my

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life

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oh no try it one more time come on John try looking that way you got to at least

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yeah yeah you have to look you have to go across just like keep your balance

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your side like front and back tree look at the

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tree it the whole time okay keep on one

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more come on you got to take take at least a step or two okay we saw him do

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better than this before we started rolling no actually yeah come on John

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you you got it do it for America do it for America oh he's here he goes there

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go oh oh not

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bad no I'm so uneasy cuz of your socks

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ins take a deep breath that seem to

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help you got this man you have the best chance all right B you're doing good no

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no don't look down okay focus on no oh my God no oh

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you got it if you were moving right now You' be a cross you're moving you're

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balancing move imagine but a lot of it

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is Psy think yeah

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sometimes you're doing it Li you're doing it you got tow heal you're doing

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it man you're doing it man you know what I think the forward momentum actually

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helps oh he's off oh man oh man

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no man

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is this just we're all just

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what does that count I think that counts

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I don't think I could ever predict this in a million years but Taran

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vanhemert is the best slack liner out of all of us and lineus gets a pass cuz he

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completed it he doesn't need to get slapped with a steak but it looks like

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uh impeccable Ballance Colton John and I are getting hit in the face with a top

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sirloin so I hope you guys enjoyed uh

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like this and uh my gosh keep watching if you want to

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see us get hit with the stakes or Taran just do some weird stuff thanks patreons

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if this twangs out and it kills someone I'm blaming you

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oh scares me every time so am I supposed to hit him like here or here wherever

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you want to hit him you're thinking he's your employee

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ow that was good you didn't even move you didn't even flinch