What Do You Meme?!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 2,850 words · ~14 min read
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0:00 what do you mean what do you what what do you mean what do you mean tell me
0:03 about what do you mean wait what is this what do you what do you mean Welcome
0:09 Friends to what do you me where you use
0:13 cards to caption a memeable well picture
0:17 and you compete to see who can mem it up the best so I brought my war paint you
0:22 suckers ready no what do you
0:28 mean so the short explanation of the rules is
0:32 that the judge takes one of these pictures everyone submits their best
0:36 caption the judge picks the best one and that person without the judge knowing
0:40 who submitted which captions gets this picture which signifies one point the
0:44 most points means you win and uh the winner gets uh 100 chicken tendies so
0:50 let's do it that's a lot of tendies the guy on that Meme looks like Tim hieker
0:54 like the Tim and Eric guy is this going to be our first picture that we're using
0:57 then yeah we as well let's go for this is Cards Against Humanity but memes
1:02 that's yes exactly do I give it to you yeah all right that's not even the best
1:06 one okay this [ __ ] sure when your little
1:11 sister's BF took her to Paris for their anniversary and Craig from the bar last
1:15 week just texted you yo you still
1:20 up what when you're telling your parents
1:23 a Funny Story But realize Midway what happened was illegal when you thought
1:28 someone was chill but then you see them put ketchup on their
1:32 pasta okay that's not bad perfect spitting image when you're
1:38 taking a poop at the party and forgot to lock the door on your crush walks and
1:41 when you thought someone was chill but you see them put ketchup on their pasta
1:45 right there right there that that is a meme everything else is terrible Dennis
1:50 is our next judge oh cool granny granny
1:54 with the granny X Granny going give see Granny
1:57 again what's she all about I I got it
2:01 when you finally get some booty after two month
2:08 dos what's that after a two-month
2:11 drought like you haven't had sex in 2
2:16 months you're the judge by the way Dennis so you should just show yourself
2:19 that photo you guys are putting too much pressure on me okay maybe when you
2:24 finally get some booty after two month do do I know what means
2:30 I know doesn't like the booty maybe she didn't maybe she maybe she's like
2:35 o damn am I supposed to have seven cards
2:38 yep Den just don't show me
2:42 like look at my card when he apologizes
2:45 but you still have more arguing to do when the teacher won't round your 27% up
2:50 to an a ooh burn B when your mom goes to
2:53 the grocery store and forgets the thing you asked for when someone says they
2:57 listen to a song before it was popular this person Savage Oh you listen to a
3:00 song before it's popular you burning down your house you have
3:04 insurance when your mom goes to the grocery store and forgets the thing you
3:07 ask for Dam did you put that no did you put that no did you put that no oh I
3:11 guess I did I actually forgot I didn't know B just killing it right now what
3:15 the hell we're getting Crush it's good
3:18 he's judging all right we've got Tranquility girl let's see it I don't
3:22 see it she's tranquil she's relaxed she
3:25 Med she's very she's super I got to good for that okay denn let's see
3:31 there so what do we got here when your
3:34 phone battery says 15% and then dies 30
3:37 seconds later uh when you don't check your phone for 3 hours and it feels
3:41 spiritual as I guess that's pretty spiritual when you're talking to someone
3:45 who won't shut the up and start thinking about all the times how wait wait wait
3:50 sorry when you're talking to someone who won't shut the up there's no punctuation
3:53 in this when you're talking to someone who won't shut the up and start thinking
3:57 about all the times you were alone and how you took it for
4:01 granted huh yeah no I just got to that
4:04 one sorry uh when you're a vegan and you haven't told anyone in 16 minutes no
4:08 none of these relate except no Dennis that just isn't the right context you
4:12 don't check your phone for 3 hours and it feels spiritual as that's the only
4:15 one that really which one's which one's mine yours was the of course yours was
4:19 the vegan one know hey Dennis this one
4:22 when you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 16 minutes they don't they're
4:25 not happy when they no no no when they haven't told somebody they're vegan
4:28 they're like like there's no one to tell that I'm a vegan can you tell I'm a vegan I don't
4:34 eat meat Dennis this is vegan it's not just they don't eat meat they don't eat
4:37 eggs I don't e animal products or byproducts or what about honey is honey
4:42 vegan or not I think Honey's okay cuz it doesn't hurt H like animal slavery the
4:48 beads are held captive in small undersized homes we have generic
4:54 business people giving generic Praises so here we go okay okay what is okay
5:00 here we go okay D is sit down I'm just trying to like connect with this me when
5:05 you rip the illst fart of your life I
5:08 actually like this one that's pretty good when you thought you had only $4 in
5:12 your bank account but check and you really have 30 no when you ask her about
5:16 her day and she really and she really tells you and you really enjoy it cuz
5:20 you really love her no when you get to work on Monday morning and your boss is
5:24 still alive and has not gotten kidnapped by The Jug no damn it okay was just
5:30 perfect mine was by far the best sad old
5:33 man with okay Gray mustache and pink shirt sad old
5:37 man oh damn he's upset when all the
5:40 pending transactions from the weekend hit your account balance at once when
5:45 your mom tells you what a handsome boy you are when you know damn well you're
5:49 ugly as when you open up the group chat and discover you've been getting roasted
5:54 for the last hour nice when your drug dealer starts
5:59 talking to you about things other than
6:03 drugs that's pretty good that's good okay I'm going with that who's that
6:09 fine oh no confused child confused Asian
6:14 child when it's April 2nd and she's still
6:19 pregnant when your friend who died at a pregame shows up at the
6:24 clock when you show your mom a viral video and she asks
6:29 who it is like you're supposed to know when you see a cute dog but the owner
6:35 won't let you pet it uh this is too warm
6:38 when your friend who die at the pregame yeah that was pretty good what's the pre
6:42 you pre before you go out so you don't have
6:47 to pay full price for but they died
6:50 theyed they just like passed out and
6:54 then they show up at the club and you're you're that like
7:00 I clearly just don't know humor I'm kicking up new cards man these all suck
7:03 you got to trade in you got to trade in your card you have to trade in a point
7:06 oh my God fine I got so many points I'll just
7:10 do it get wrecked what is this a sloth okay let see picture SLO chilling
7:16 when you're sitting on the edge of the bed after sex after some nasty sex
7:20 wondering if you still have a place in heaven when someone tells you to have a
7:25 nice day and you just say thanks cuz you don't care if they have a nice day when
7:29 it says four to seven business days to ship and you were counting on four but
7:32 it's looking like it's going to be seven when you say something funny and nobody
7:36 hears it then someone else repeat it and everyone laughs that's funny you should
7:40 try repeating that last card let's see if we all laugh when you say something
7:44 funny and nobody hears it and someone else rep Patza it and everyone
7:49 lives godam it I think it I think it fits it fits it does kind of fit I think
7:54 I have to go with well that's my card yes okay so you're judging yeah sple
7:58 judging okay so where's my meme yeah just take it what meme is it oh I love
8:02 this guy he's such a weird looking old dude I bet you this guy's like really
8:05 surprised or doesn't even know about I I have seen him on
8:09 sh
8:12 okay well Dennis's is apparently very funny so everyone else just throw away
8:17 your worst card just get rid of it yeah when your boss is always cracking lame
8:21 jokes but you can't afford to lose your job yeah my
8:25 life you make plans while you're in a good mood but then the day comes and you
8:29 rather actually or you would actually rather die okay when you're listening to
8:32 someone's story and you can't relate because you're not
8:36 stupid and when your friend calls you a [ __ ] for not hitting the bong so you
8:40 riit hard in one start wondering why pizza boxes are square when Pizza is
8:44 circular I like that answer but I think this guy is too stressed out to be
8:48 thinking something like that I think it's this one when when your boss is always cracking lame
8:52 jobes lame J Bar last one funny so for
8:56 this we have a picture of K Jong-un
9:00 going what what does SMH mean shake
9:06 my that one I didn't know for a long time either that could be so much hate
9:10 too so much hate yeah have you been
9:13 using that Linus that's really wrong I think are we all sming right now yeah
9:17 okay well that's good at least that helped that's fine I was I thought FTW
9:21 is
9:25 Taiwan when your shampoo says damage
9:28 control but deep down you're still broken it doesn't really fit it's funny
9:32 but it doesn't really fit when you relate to every meme but then realize
9:35 every meme is about being lazy overweight or an
9:39 alcoholic it's all right but he really seems to be indicating confusion more
9:43 than anything so when you say something three times and someone asks you to
9:47 repeat it okay um when you finish the Mushu pork and realize the delivery guy
9:52 forgot to put a fortune cookie in the bag the clear winner who's this
9:57 Tyler how many grandpas are we doing Jesus are these shuffled so he's he's
10:02 giving the thumbs up but he's got kind of like an uncomfortable smile going on
10:05 like he's sort of like aing in all the tide for winning guys they they used one
10:10 when you hold the McDonald's bags and eat everyone else's fries on the way
10:14 home and then claim the one with the most fries that's why I do I that has
10:19 nothing to do with that picture doesn't matter if you do it or not fail when you
10:24 invite her over to watch a movie Knowing damn well you don't have a
10:28 TV when your friends are all brainstorming
10:31 plans and you got to act like you're down but you know damn well you'll be asleep at that point when you forget to
10:36 turn on your Wii and realize you just used all your data in the first week I'm
10:40 going with you invite her over for the movie who's the who's the movie damn it
10:46 was not me who was the movie
10:49 no it's hard to tell what you're talking about half the time all right so we have
10:53 a four-way tie and then John hey John's
10:56 obviously not going to win John will be the host and it's a showdown between all
11:00 of us we can do that yeah that work I got to good
11:06 going what you know what oh oh I know
11:09 what we're doing okay final round sad Pepe reading a book that says reasons to
11:15 live super zesty super zesty so give me
11:18 your zestiest captions are we I think is
11:21 just about other Che did he grab more cards he took more
11:26 cards we have two there's no
11:29 nothing not even using them it's not even a rare Pepe no it's just a regular
11:34 Pepe it's just it's a pretty common sad too hard how rare of a Pepe are you
11:39 Dennis I don't know what Pepe is fine that's a Pepe okay no I've submitted
11:44 from my hand I didn't use any of my cheat ones I don't think any of them
11:47 were even better that's not ah okay maybe these one time to shuffle damn it
11:53 hey SMH typically stands for shaking my
11:56 head although it can also be used to mean stupid minded humans or so much
12:02 hate W who can't read a definition just
12:05 after you update it that's that's basically shaking my head
12:09 I feel like those two other ones are people who didn't get what SMH was and
12:13 then they started it like oh yeah that's simple minded ref to back down obviously
12:18 SMH am I right okay let's see who has
12:21 these [ __ ] us caption when your friends want to split it evenly but you only had
12:26 an appetizer okay when you nut but she keeps sucking who
12:31 picked this no
12:35 that funniest one because people just say that to anything when you're not chy
12:41 like that could be any face who picked that I think it was you okay when you're
12:46 kind of feeling yourself in the mirror of the gym and then somebody way hotter
12:50 comes and stands next to you okay I go right when it's Monday morning and
12:54 you're deciding whether to go she's not going to pick that
12:57 Dennis
13:01 okay yeah he just he just like channels
13:04 sad Pepe he was just like okay he's going to go home and take out like his
13:08 reasons to live book man in Edition
13:11 okay John didn't like my memes okay um
13:14 when it's Monday morning and you're deciding whether to co to go to work or
13:18 call in dead I love how dark that one is I'm
13:23 trying to decide if it actually fits with this though cuz he's reading like a
13:26 he's obviously very sad he's reading his I can see it h i feel like the gym
13:34 mirror thing makes the most sense but oh my God now I want to just pick
13:40 whichever one Lon is didn't put pick just because he's making that stupid
13:44 face with the camera I'm going to go for the um whether to go to work calling
13:50 Dad no John you're so logical that was
13:53 such a logical answer Dennis this made noing sense use that car reasons to live
14:00 what did he put when you nut keep I told
14:03 him to play
14:08 it you got sabotaged so hard that was a
14:11 real FTW move I thought FTW move an FTW
14:15 move yeah yeah ft actually this is an
14:21 official announcement FTW is now I want
14:24 so from here on out that's what it is Burkle the mean king and the winner of
14:30 100 chicken tendies is going to do the outro I'm going to hold you two of those
14:33 yeah you want so go for it uh thank you all for watching Channel Super Fun make
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14:45 and that's all memes how do they work I
14:49 don't actually know