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Friends to what do you me where you use cards to caption a memeable well picture and you compete to see who can mem it up the best so I brought my war paint you suckers ready no what do you mean so the short explanation of the rules is that the judge takes one of these pictures everyone submits their best caption the judge picks the best one and that person without the judge knowing who submitted which captions gets this picture which signifies one point the most points means you win and uh the winner gets uh 100 chicken tendies so let's do it that's a lot of tendies the guy on that Meme looks like Tim hieker like the Tim and Eric guy is this going to be our first picture that we're using then yeah we as well let's go for this is Cards Against Humanity but memes that's yes exactly do I give it to you yeah all right that's not even the best one okay this [ __ ] sure when your little sister's BF took her to Paris for their anniversary and Craig from the bar last week just texted you yo you still up what when you're telling your parents a Funny Story But realize Midway what happened was illegal when you thought someone was chill but then you see them put ketchup on their pasta okay that's not bad perfect spitting image when you're taking a poop at the party and forgot to lock the door on your crush walks and when you thought someone was chill but you see them put ketchup on their pasta right there right there that that is a meme everything else is terrible Dennis is our next judge oh cool granny granny with the granny X Granny going give see Granny again what's she all about I I got it when you finally get some booty after two month dos what's that after a two-month drought like you haven't had sex in 2 months you're the judge by the way Dennis so you should just show yourself that photo you guys are putting too much pressure on me okay maybe when you finally get some booty after two month do do I know what means I know doesn't like the booty maybe she didn't maybe she maybe she's like o damn am I supposed to have seven cards yep Den just don't show me like look at my card when he apologizes but you still have more arguing to do when the teacher won't round your 27% up to an a ooh burn B when your mom goes to the grocery store and forgets the thing you asked for when someone says they listen to a song before it was popular this person Savage Oh you listen to a song before it's popular you burning down your house you have insurance when your mom goes to the grocery store and forgets the thing you ask for Dam did you put that no did you put that no did you put that no oh I guess I did I actually forgot I didn't know B just killing it right now what the hell we're getting Crush it's good he's judging all right we've got Tranquility girl let's see it I don't see it she's tranquil she's relaxed she Med she's very she's super I got to good for that okay denn let's see there so what do we got here when your phone battery says 15% and then dies 30 seconds later uh when you don't check your phone for 3 hours and it feels spiritual as I guess that's pretty spiritual when you're talking to someone who won't shut the up and start thinking about all the times how wait wait wait sorry when you're talking to someone who won't shut the up there's no punctuation in this when you're talking to someone who won't shut the up and start thinking about all the times you were alone and how you took it for granted huh yeah no I just got to that one sorry uh when you're a vegan and you haven't told anyone in 16 minutes no none of these relate except no Dennis that just isn't the right context you don't check your phone for 3 hours and it feels spiritual as that's the only one that really which one's which one's mine yours was the of course yours was the vegan one know hey Dennis this one when you're a vegan and haven't told anyone in 16 minutes they don't they're not happy when they no no no when they haven't told somebody they're vegan they're like like there's no one to tell that I'm a vegan can you tell I'm a vegan I don't eat meat Dennis this is vegan it's not just they don't eat meat they don't eat eggs I don't e animal products or byproducts or what about honey is honey vegan or not I think Honey's okay cuz it doesn't hurt H like animal slavery the beads are held captive in small undersized homes we have generic business people giving generic Praises so here we go okay okay what is okay here we go okay D is sit down I'm just trying to like connect with this me when you rip the illst fart of your life I actually like this one that's pretty good when you thought you had only $4 in your bank account but check and you really have 30 no when you ask her about her day and she really and she really tells you and you really enjoy it cuz you really love her no when you get to work on Monday morning and your boss is still alive and has not gotten kidnapped by The Jug no damn it okay was just perfect mine was by far the best sad old man with okay Gray mustache and pink shirt sad old man oh damn he's upset when all the pending transactions from the weekend hit your account balance at once when your mom tells you what a handsome boy you are when you know damn well you're ugly as when you open up the group chat and discover you've been getting roasted for the last hour nice when your drug dealer starts talking to you about things other than drugs that's pretty good that's good okay I'm going with that who's that fine oh no confused child confused Asian child when it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant when your friend who died at a pregame shows up at the clock when you show your mom a viral video and she asks who it is like you're supposed to know when you see a cute dog but the owner won't let you pet it uh this is too warm when your friend who die at the pregame yeah that was pretty good what's the pre you pre before you go out so you don't have to pay full price for but they died theyed they just like passed out and then they show up at the club and you're you're that like I clearly just don't know humor I'm kicking up new cards man these all suck you got to trade in you got to trade in your card you have to trade in a point oh my God fine I got so many points I'll just do it get wrecked what is this a sloth okay let see picture SLO chilling when you're sitting on the edge of the bed after sex after some nasty sex wondering if you still have a place in heaven when someone tells you to have a nice day and you just say thanks cuz you don't care if they have a nice day when it says four to seven business days to ship and you were counting on four but it's looking like it's going to be seven when you say something funny and nobody hears it then someone else repeat it and everyone laughs that's funny you should try repeating that last card let's see if we all laugh when you say something funny and nobody hears it and someone else rep Patza it and everyone lives godam it I think it I think it fits it fits it does kind of fit I think I have to go with well that's my card yes okay so you're judging yeah sple judging okay so where's my meme yeah just take it what meme is it oh I love this guy he's such a weird looking old dude I bet you this guy's like really surprised or doesn't even know about I I have seen him on sh okay well Dennis's is apparently very funny so everyone else just throw away your worst card just get rid of it yeah when your boss is always cracking lame jokes but you can't afford to lose your job yeah my life you make plans while you're in a good mood but then the day comes and you rather actually or you would actually rather die okay when you're listening to someone's story and you can't relate because you're not stupid and when your friend calls you a [ __ ] for not hitting the bong so you riit hard in one start wondering why pizza boxes are square when Pizza is circular I like that answer but I think this guy is too stressed out to be thinking something like that I think it's this one when when your boss is always cracking lame jobes lame J Bar last one funny so for this we have a picture of K Jong-un going what what does SMH mean shake my that one I didn't know for a long time either that could be so much hate too so much hate yeah have you been using that Linus that's really wrong I think are we all sming right now yeah okay well that's good at least that helped that's fine I was I thought FTW is Taiwan when your shampoo says damage control but deep down you're still broken it doesn't really fit it's funny but it doesn't really fit when you relate to every meme but then realize every meme is about being lazy overweight or an alcoholic it's all right but he really seems to be indicating confusion more than anything so when you say something three times and someone asks you to repeat it okay um when you finish the Mushu pork and realize the delivery guy forgot to put a fortune cookie in the bag the clear winner who's this Tyler how many grandpas are we doing Jesus are these shuffled so he's he's giving the thumbs up but he's got kind of like an uncomfortable smile going on like he's sort of like aing in all the tide for winning guys they they used one when you hold the McDonald's bags and eat everyone else's fries on the way home and then claim the one with the most fries that's why I do I that has nothing to do with that picture doesn't matter if you do it or not fail when you invite her over to watch a movie Knowing damn well you don't have a TV when your friends are all brainstorming plans and you got to act like you're down but you know damn well you'll be asleep at that point when you forget to turn on your Wii and realize you just used all your data in the first week I'm going with you invite her over for the movie who's the who's the movie damn it was not me who was the movie no it's hard to tell what you're talking about half the time all right so we have a four-way tie and then John hey John's obviously not going to win John will be the host and it's a showdown between all of us we can do that yeah that work I got to good going what you know what oh oh I know what we're doing okay final round sad Pepe reading a book that says reasons to live super zesty super zesty so give me your zestiest captions are we I think is just about other Che did he grab more cards he took more cards we have two there's no nothing not even using them it's not even a rare Pepe no it's just a regular Pepe it's just it's a pretty common sad too hard how rare of a Pepe are you Dennis I don't know what Pepe is fine that's a Pepe okay no I've submitted from my hand I didn't use any of my cheat ones I don't think any of them were even better that's not ah okay maybe these one time to shuffle damn it hey SMH typically stands for shaking my head although it can also be used to mean stupid minded humans or so much hate W who can't read a definition just after you update it that's that's basically shaking my head I feel like those two other ones are people who didn't get what SMH was and then they started it like oh yeah that's simple minded ref to back down obviously SMH am I right okay let's see who has these [ __ ] us caption when your friends want to split it evenly but you only had an appetizer okay when you nut but she keeps sucking who picked this no that funniest one because people just say that to anything when you're not chy like that could be any face who picked that I think it was you okay when you're kind of feeling yourself in the mirror of the gym and then somebody way hotter comes and stands next to you okay I go right when it's Monday morning and you're deciding whether to go she's not going to pick that Dennis okay yeah he just he just like channels sad Pepe he was just like okay he's going to go home and take out like his reasons to live book man in Edition okay John didn't like my memes okay um when it's Monday morning and you're deciding whether to co to go to work or call in dead I love how dark that one is I'm trying to decide if it actually fits with this though cuz he's reading like a he's obviously very sad he's reading his I can see it h i feel like the gym mirror thing makes the most sense but oh my God now I want to just pick whichever one Lon is didn't put pick just because he's making that stupid face with the camera I'm going to go for the um whether to go to work calling Dad no John you're so logical that was such a logical answer Dennis this made noing sense use that car reasons to live what did he put when you nut keep I told him to play it you got sabotaged so hard that was a real FTW move I thought FTW move an FTW move yeah yeah ft actually this is an official announcement FTW is now I want so from here on out that's what it is Burkle the mean king and the winner of 100 chicken tendies is going to do the outro I'm going to hold you two of those yeah you want so go for it uh thank you all for watching Channel Super Fun make sure you like if you enjoyed this video make sure you subscribe if you want to see more videos like this one and uh thanks for watching and that's all memes how do they work I don't actually know"}