Drunk Gift Wrapping
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2016-05-06
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1,102 words · ~5 min read
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oh my goodness folks it's almost Christmas or Hanukkah Quanza whatever
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the hell is you celebrate and if you're anything like your uncle Mickey V you
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might have left your gift shopping to the last minute and in the meantime
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probably had a few too many of those special eggnogs
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huh so today on super fun what we're going to be doing is some gift shopping
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now we got two contestants racing side by side against each other they're going
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to be running throughout the studio finding the gifts on their list bring them back here wrap the gifts and put
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them under this tree now it sounds pretty simple except we forgot to mention one part they're going to be
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absolutely gooned all right so we're going to be having them wear these junk
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goggles so it's going to be a little bit harder to run through and keep yourself
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up and not fall down on your ass you got that Bambino so let's go check it out
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huh all right so here's a Finish Line This is where they're going to be ending up putting those gifts under the tree
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where are the gifts you might ask well let me show you where they are we got ourselves a lime green soccer ball we
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also got ourselves an Iron Man mask I don't know who would buy that but some
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idiot that's all right okay the Beloved Nerf guns there's one right up here
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there's one right down there let's go see the other stuff hopefully you don't
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lean in too much cuz we got a chair in the front and I don't think you're going to be able to see that but anyways
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that's where that is last but not least we've got a little yellow dog Jake from
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Adventure Time that's his name right who cares if it is who cares if it isn't
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that's our last gift well why don't we just start the race godamn
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it which one of your Goombas I'm on first you going first I'm on
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first see the best part of that thing is I don't even think that's a damn
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Christmas sweater that's just an ugly sweater what is that take me
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tonight what are we doing it's a season of giving and the season of spending
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money season of Visa swipe you don't got
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to be a genius to put this damn thing on really I have glasses it makes it hard
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well not for everybody yeah how do I
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look guys is this drunk in Santa is that what it's called Santa's little drunk
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help us it is hard to see oh anything
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no well on the count of three I want you to go get your gifts bring them back one
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at a time all right I don't know what gifts to get oh well let me tell you you
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are going to be getting one Nerf gun okay one soccer ball okay and one Domo
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all right Muk one Nerf gun one Iron Man
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head one Jake from Adventure Time all right all right all right three two one
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go oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man
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okay get get out of here where's the other Nerf gun there it is I found
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it what was that noise it's hard to do
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things I I can't get out of the
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way did somebody try to trip me
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what are you doing okay okay found the guy found the
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guy guys you're drunk
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sir doing I think they just they
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drank okay F hey hey hey hey show X
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bro okay I'm wrapping my paper I'm trying to work with the tape
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you want do you want this if I offer this it's a peace treaty all those beers
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have made you guys real touchy dick this is brutal I don't want to see any gaps
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on the top oh shut up you gave me you gave me the wrong size s you're drunk
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I'm going to have to ask you to calm down am I supposed to like rotate the thing is that going to help why did you
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give me wrapping paper did you actually tou this oh oh I do rotate it there you
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go you idiot po L he doesn't know where the tape is hey you know what that's
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enough is that even straight I can't even you haven't even been tape for the
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right thing shut up this is so hard to
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do Luke where's the other tape I don't know
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Terry damn it jeez you six packs yeah that's right
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this is hard to do oh no my wrapping sucks ass this is for
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your kid any kids not that you know of I
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got to say there I don't even want the gift that's in this piece I want you
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talking killing me over here don't do
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that hey you mind you only need one bow
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okay okay okay okay where where does the present go where the present the
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presents go I was never
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told you guys are drunk idiots somebody kept with my present was
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that you Burl you look like a snowboarder I'm going to kick your
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ass man that was brutal oh
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man that was really I couldn't see what I was doing I just hey no no I I
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couldn't figure it out I couldn't I can do whatever I want
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congratulations don't you love Christmas no Teran cheat too much do you mean I
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cheated I was with it no that was never a rle that was never our rules I had no
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idea how to the looks like we got a clear loser over here thank you guys for
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watching very much hey remember when you have your holiday Shenanigans and all
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that kind of stuff don't drink and drive all right you don't want to be like one of these idiots come on call your mother
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call an Uber call a cab call a Colton you need we'll get him over there we'll
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get him to pick you up all right like subscribe if you like the video comment
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do whatever you got to do peace