{"video_id":"2Po1mkDiLxM","title":"Drunk Gift Wrapping","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2016-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":355,"segments":[{"start_s":0.32,"end_s":6.279,"text":"oh my goodness folks it's almost Christmas or Hanukkah Quanza whatever","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.68,"end_s":9.12,"text":"the hell is you celebrate and if you're anything like your uncle Mickey V you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.799,"end_s":12.12,"text":"might have left your gift shopping to the last minute and in the meantime","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.8,"end_s":16.039,"text":"probably had a few too many of those special eggnogs","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.039,"end_s":21.56,"text":"huh so today on super fun what we're going to be doing is some gift shopping","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.88,"end_s":24.279,"text":"now we got two contestants racing side by side against each other they're 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no my wrapping sucks ass this is for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":268.6,"end_s":274.16,"text":"your kid any kids not that you know of I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":272.32,"end_s":279.759,"text":"got to say there I don't even want the gift that's in this piece I want you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":276.68,"end_s":284.08,"text":"talking killing me over here don't do","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.759,"end_s":286.4,"text":"that hey you mind you only need one bow","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":284.08,"end_s":293.759,"text":"okay okay okay okay where where does the present go where the present the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.199,"end_s":293.759,"text":"presents go I was never","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.56,"end_s":303.08,"text":"told you guys are drunk idiots somebody kept with my present was","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":300.24,"end_s":309.16,"text":"that you Burl you look like a snowboarder I'm going to kick your","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":306.6,"end_s":313.68,"text":"ass man that was brutal oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":311.0,"end_s":319.36,"text":"man that was really I couldn't see what I was doing I just hey no no I I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":316.919,"end_s":323.759,"text":"couldn't figure it out I couldn't I can do whatever I want","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.56,"end_s":328.24,"text":"congratulations don't you love Christmas no Teran cheat too much do you mean I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":326.28,"end_s":333.0,"text":"cheated I was with it no that was never a rle that was never our rules I had no","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":330.88,"end_s":336.88,"text":"idea how to the looks like we got a clear loser over here thank you guys for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":334.88,"end_s":340.4,"text":"watching very much hey remember when you have your holiday Shenanigans and all","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":338.639,"end_s":345.759,"text":"that kind of stuff don't drink and drive all right you don't want to be like one of these idiots come on call your mother","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.24,"end_s":348.96,"text":"call an Uber call a cab call a Colton you need we'll get him over there we'll","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.199,"end_s":353.12,"text":"get him to pick you up all right like subscribe if you like the video comment","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.639,"end_s":356.12,"text":"do whatever you got to do peace","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"oh my goodness folks it's almost Christmas or Hanukkah Quanza whatever the hell is you celebrate and if you're anything like your uncle Mickey V you might have left your gift shopping to the last minute and in the meantime probably had a few too many of those special eggnogs huh so today on super fun what we're going to be doing is some gift shopping now we got two contestants racing side by side against each other they're going to be running throughout the studio finding the gifts on their list bring them back here wrap the gifts and put them under this tree now it sounds pretty simple except we forgot to mention one part they're going to be absolutely gooned all right so we're going to be having them wear these junk goggles so it's going to be a little bit harder to run through and keep yourself up and not fall down on your ass you got that Bambino so let's go check it out huh all right so here's a Finish Line This is where they're going to be ending up putting those gifts under the tree where are the gifts you might ask well let me show you where they are we got ourselves a lime green soccer ball we also got ourselves an Iron Man mask I don't know who would buy that but some idiot that's all right okay the Beloved Nerf guns there's one right up here there's one right down there let's go see the other stuff hopefully you don't lean in too much cuz we got a chair in the front and I don't think you're going to be able to see that but anyways that's where that is last but not least we've got a little yellow dog Jake from Adventure Time that's his name right who cares if it is who cares if it isn't that's our last gift well why don't we just start the race godamn it which one of your Goombas I'm on first you going first I'm on first see the best part of that thing is I don't even think that's a damn Christmas sweater that's just an ugly sweater what is that take me tonight what are we doing it's a season of giving and the season of spending money season of Visa swipe you don't got to be a genius to put this damn thing on really I have glasses it makes it hard well not for everybody yeah how do I look guys is this drunk in Santa is that what it's called Santa's little drunk help us it is hard to see oh anything no well on the count of three I want you to go get your gifts bring them back one at a time all right I don't know what gifts to get oh well let me tell you you are going to be getting one Nerf gun okay one soccer ball okay and one Domo all right Muk one Nerf gun one Iron Man head one Jake from Adventure Time all right all right all right three two one go oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man okay get get out of here where's the other Nerf gun there it is I found it what was that noise it's hard to do things I I can't get out of the way did somebody try to trip me what are you doing okay okay found the guy found the guy guys you're drunk sir doing I think they just they drank okay F hey hey hey hey show X bro okay I'm wrapping my paper I'm trying to work with the tape you want do you want this if I offer this it's a peace treaty all those beers have made you guys real touchy dick this is brutal I don't want to see any gaps on the top oh shut up you gave me you gave me the wrong size s you're drunk I'm going to have to ask you to calm down am I supposed to like rotate the thing is that going to help why did you give me wrapping paper did you actually tou this oh oh I do rotate it there you go you idiot po L he doesn't know where the tape is hey you know what that's enough is that even straight I can't even you haven't even been tape for the right thing shut up this is so hard to do Luke where's the other tape I don't know Terry damn it jeez you six packs yeah that's right this is hard to do oh no my wrapping sucks ass this is for your kid any kids not that you know of I got to say there I don't even want the gift that's in this piece I want you talking killing me over here don't do that hey you mind you only need one bow okay okay okay okay where where does the present go where the present the presents go I was never told you guys are drunk idiots somebody kept with my present was that you Burl you look like a snowboarder I'm going to kick your ass man that was brutal oh man that was really I couldn't see what I was doing I just hey no no I I couldn't figure it out I couldn't I can do whatever I want congratulations don't you love Christmas no Teran cheat too much do you mean I cheated I was with it no that was never a rle that was never our rules I had no idea how to the looks like we got a clear loser over here thank you guys for watching very much hey remember when you have your holiday Shenanigans and all that kind of stuff don't drink and drive all right you don't want to be like one of these idiots come on call your mother call an Uber call a cab call a Colton you need we'll get him over there we'll get him to pick you up all right like subscribe if you like the video comment do whatever you got to do peace"}