Chair Racing - Super Fun Warehouse Extravaganza

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2015-05-07 · 1,244 words · ~6 min read
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0:13 so we're loading up Brandon's car we're going to be doing some chair racing in
0:16 an uh abandoned warehouse of sorts it's not abandoned well it's not abandoned
0:21 but there's nothing in it I had positioned Brandon's seat all the way forward so we can fit it in the other
0:25 side look at look at how poor Brandon was going to have to sit in his car yeah
0:29 but it's Brandon it's it's not you or me is it CAU on something I think it's
0:34 good let's try try just don't break the
0:38 glass hey that is those are critical pieces of
0:43 the puzzle here that is the pizza you're going to have a fun drive Randon is he
0:47 wearing a helmet in the car I don't even think about it usually I'm biking home
0:51 what are you biking right now is that a bike it's a scooter right which is a
0:55 bike because uh because it had a shrink
0:58 ray d on it a shrink R and
1:01 A why did you guys put chairs in my car
1:05 you you voluntarily unlocked your car thus
1:10 accepting is this a joke or is it just because scootering to the warehouse yeah
1:14 we need them I'm not scootering this a joke how small who changed my SE add
1:20 this is not what you do to another person's car when they you ask them to
1:23 open
1:27 it hey
1:32 Echo
1:36 sound wow audio's good in
1:42 here I can't believe the lights are on I just told you I paid for electricity
1:53 today oh I just I couldn't find a tape measure but I did find this in the back
1:56 of my car yeah I just want to be safe like Taran
2:01 I want to be in the N Club it's your
2:04 birthday bur we can't sing the Happy Birthday song because of a copyright
2:15 nonsense okay we got to practice safety so uh to keep everyone safe during chair
2:21 racing we have brought the very safest
2:24 thing bubble wrap if it keeps your
2:28 product safe it keeps you and safe also I have my secret weapon in
2:34 here a racing chair DX
2:39 racer all right guys what's that what's
2:45 that suffocates di I got it here let
2:48 go no that's plenty far enough more
2:54 well hold on chin strap oh God no please
2:59 ah oh
3:04 no you guys left me just deflated bags
3:08 there's nothing even in here do you need help with that cuz I I'm not going to
3:13 help I don't know about you guys but I think this is the sh
3:19 B this is a great use of tape yeah all
3:23 right Nick versus Nick I feel ready
3:26 ready to rock how do you feel
3:30 pretty good Ready
3:38 Set I dubb the Sirus cuz I've taught you
3:42 well Ready set
3:57 go yeah what's up
4:06 God I don't know he cheats all the time
4:09 see how do you cheat this I don't know if this is safe this
4:14 is not safe all right
4:21 gentlemen ready wait wait hold
4:25 on what no not with this
4:30 I got a secret weapon Taran and I always cheat how do you cheat at this I ain't
4:35 racing with no scrub chair racer it is the racer is a racing chair also I'm
4:42 going to need my racing gloves okay all right this is this is more like it on
4:47 your box get
4:58 set
5:02 all right are we going to do uh are Brandon and Taran going to go or are we
5:05 just going to you've got a race bro we have to do this tournament style come on
5:10 Brandon okay it's kind of hard to breathe with this on to be
5:17 honest Ready
5:20 set go oh my god oh
5:28 no
5:31 I was only using one leg for far too long good thing I had my helmet
5:39 on start here around through and then around and then around and then around
5:44 and then into the installation okay we got this Ready set
5:55 go oh god oh
6:04 oh
6:20 hey look left look left L way ahead he's
6:26 breaking away from the others after a dra oh he's make a come back he clearly
6:32 a first place but has no protective
6:38 moment he didn't cut it he didn't cut it he's made it they're so far
6:43 behind this first Nick B taken up right
6:47 behind him and the winner by theault because no one understood the rules of
6:50 the race is lus okay Luke and Nick me and Taran
6:55 three 2 1
6:58 go oh and they're coming into the first
7:03 Corner Luke's taking an early lead with Nick following close behind Luke had
7:08 trouble keeping control around that first quarter there wow they both took
7:11 the shortcut they both took the shortcut Luke has grabbed the pull and just about
7:16 hit tan Nick almost wipes out on his
7:19 chair wow they're both going for the oh wow they're really big people going
7:24 through there Luke goes around the corner again he's coming around the
7:28 final Pole pres in for finish my goodness is a CRA span on the
7:35 track Ready set
7:55 go oh
8:01 why are
8:17 you so we're here with vus Sebastian
8:20 he's a finalist in the grand chair race of lus Media Group lus what do you have
8:24 to say about your opponent oh that loot guy total piece of what do you have to return to Mr Sebastian well he's he's
8:30 cheated already I'm the only one wearing a mic Mr Sebastian it is now we's turn
8:34 to talk I would ask you to please I have a microphone she need to be here it's
8:39 okay we don't have to worry about him we just have to make sure that the mic works so uh he's already cheated with
8:44 the chair he's won two of his Races by people going the wrong direction I've
8:49 actually won all of my races with people going the right direction and I'm not
8:52 cheating with the chair so I don't actually have anything to say about outcomes I just you know the moralities
8:56 of the race I'm clearly winning I'm like a a big 1D fan I only go One Direction
9:02 the right direction all right hello Cher fans
9:06 tonight we've got the final race between wus and Luke this is a final round it's
9:12 a death match round there's going to be two men on the course putting up
9:18 obstacles for them to jump and do trick
9:21 oh you you better believe it soorry what
9:25 are you too ready no sure all right on
9:29 your marks Ready set
9:36 go this isn't going to go
9:58 anywhere
10:28 yeah
10:32 how many laughs are you doing I'm
10:58 exhausted
11:05 we have a
11:11 win I should have saved the sweater for
11:15 later oh goodness Rocka it's
11:23 rt14 thanks for checking out this episode of Channel Super Fun with chair
11:27 racing don't forget to subscribe for more completely idiotic videos was it
11:31 super fun it was super fun it was super fun was super I'm I'm super tired