{"video_id":"23LGUElQoqc","title":"Chair Racing - Super Fun Warehouse Extravaganza","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2015-05-07T14:58:16Z","duration_s":696,"segments":[{"start_s":13.36,"end_s":19.6,"text":"so we're loading up Brandon's car we're going to be doing some chair racing in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.72,"end_s":22.519,"text":"an uh abandoned warehouse of sorts it's not abandoned well it's not abandoned","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.4,"end_s":27.119,"text":"but there's nothing in it I had positioned Brandon's seat all the way forward so we can fit it in the other","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.16,"end_s":31.719,"text":"side look at look at how poor Brandon was going to have to sit in his car yeah","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.16,"end_s":38.32,"text":"but it's Brandon it's it's not you or me is it CAU on something I think 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it's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":683.36,"end_s":689.48,"text":"rt14 thanks for checking out this episode of Channel Super Fun with chair","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":687.6,"end_s":692.92,"text":"racing don't forget to subscribe for more completely idiotic videos was it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":691.32,"end_s":697.079,"text":"super fun it was super fun it was super fun was super I'm I'm super tired","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"so we're loading up Brandon's car we're going to be doing some chair racing in an uh abandoned warehouse of sorts it's not abandoned well it's not abandoned but there's nothing in it I had positioned Brandon's seat all the way forward so we can fit it in the other side look at look at how poor Brandon was going to have to sit in his car yeah but it's Brandon it's it's not you or me is it CAU on something I think it's good let's try try just don't break the glass hey that is those are critical pieces of the puzzle here that is the pizza you're going to have a fun drive Randon is he wearing a helmet in the car I don't even think about it usually I'm biking home what are you biking right now is that a bike it's a scooter right which is a bike because uh because it had a shrink ray d on it a shrink R and A why did you guys put chairs in my car you you voluntarily unlocked your car thus accepting is this a joke or is it just because scootering to the warehouse yeah we need them I'm not scootering this a joke how small who changed my SE add this is not what you do to another person's car when they you ask them to open it hey Echo sound wow audio's good in here I can't believe the lights are on I just told you I paid for electricity today oh I just I couldn't find a tape measure but I did find this in the back of my car yeah I just want to be safe like Taran I want to be in the N Club it's your birthday bur we can't sing the Happy Birthday song because of a copyright nonsense okay we got to practice safety so uh to keep everyone safe during chair racing we have brought the very safest thing bubble wrap if it keeps your product safe it keeps you and safe also I have my secret weapon in here a racing chair DX racer all right guys what's that what's that suffocates di I got it here let go no that's plenty far enough more well hold on chin strap oh God no please ah oh no you guys left me just deflated bags there's nothing even in here do you need help with that cuz I I'm not going to help I don't know about you guys but I think this is the sh B this is a great use of tape yeah all right Nick versus Nick I feel ready ready to rock how do you feel pretty good Ready Set I dubb the Sirus cuz I've taught you well Ready set go yeah what's up God I don't know he cheats all the time see how do you cheat this I don't know if this is safe this is not safe all right gentlemen ready wait wait hold on what no not with this I got a secret weapon Taran and I always cheat how do you cheat at this I ain't racing with no scrub chair racer it is the racer is a racing chair also I'm going to need my racing gloves okay all right this is this is more like it on your box get set all right are we going to do uh are Brandon and Taran going to go or are we just going to you've got a race bro we have to do this tournament style come on Brandon okay it's kind of hard to breathe with this on to be honest Ready set go oh my god oh no I was only using one leg for far too long good thing I had my helmet on start here around through and then around and then around and then around and then into the installation okay we got this Ready set go oh god oh oh hey look left look left L way ahead he's breaking away from the others after a dra oh he's make a come back he clearly a first place but has no protective moment he didn't cut it he didn't cut it he's made it they're so far behind this first Nick B taken up right behind him and the winner by theault because no one understood the rules of the race is lus okay Luke and Nick me and Taran three 2 1 go oh and they're coming into the first Corner Luke's taking an early lead with Nick following close behind Luke had trouble keeping control around that first quarter there wow they both took the shortcut they both took the shortcut Luke has grabbed the pull and just about hit tan Nick almost wipes out on his chair wow they're both going for the oh wow they're really big people going through there Luke goes around the corner again he's coming around the final Pole pres in for finish my goodness is a CRA span on the track Ready set go oh why are you so we're here with vus Sebastian he's a finalist in the grand chair race of lus Media Group lus what do you have to say about your opponent oh that loot guy total piece of what do you have to return to Mr Sebastian well he's he's cheated already I'm the only one wearing a mic Mr Sebastian it is now we's turn to talk I would ask you to please I have a microphone she need to be here it's okay we don't have to worry about him we just have to make sure that the mic works so uh he's already cheated with the chair he's won two of his Races by people going the wrong direction I've actually won all of my races with people going the right direction and I'm not cheating with the chair so I don't actually have anything to say about outcomes I just you know the moralities of the race I'm clearly winning I'm like a a big 1D fan I only go One Direction the right direction all right hello Cher fans tonight we've got the final race between wus and Luke this is a final round it's a death match round there's going to be two men on the course putting up obstacles for them to jump and do trick oh you you better believe it soorry what are you too ready no sure all right on your marks Ready set go this isn't going to go anywhere yeah how many laughs are you doing I'm exhausted we have a win I should have saved the sweater for later oh goodness Rocka it's rt14 thanks for checking out this episode of Channel Super Fun with chair racing don't forget to subscribe for more completely idiotic videos was it super fun it was super fun it was super fun was super I'm I'm super tired"}