We FINALLY Installed a Firepole! - April Fools 2018 (sort of)
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2018-05-06
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783 words · ~3 min read
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guess what so
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remember how you created a fire pool for me
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uh i kind of remember that yeah from the it wasn't the real up on the top of the
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mezzanine down no no you made it you made a fire pole is it real is it an
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illusion only the editors will know
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by the end of the day i want you to have a real fire pool installed that i can
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all right so plan a how long did you spend developing
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this place um we'll extend this we'll have this thing
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here we'll have people holding on to this which people we can find people on
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the street and we'll also clamp it onto
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the railing up there can i reveal something that you probably
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don't know there's pieces of information you don't have okay so when we put in
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these stairs we never actually intended for anyone to
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walk down them these are the way up
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oh i knew i knew that fire pole
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installation day baby
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wow this is a little nerve-wracking mind b
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so instead of having this long pole go this way
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like this way we can attach it to
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several of these posts instead okay so what's uh the yolo plan
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um what do you mean the yellow plan i want something simpler and faster than
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this are you serious
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maybe fewer people one person will attach weights to it
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we'll tape weights to this and rope we have rope all right
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we're not doing this i'm not doing this no no you're not serious about the
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yellow right yeah yeah no no you're not no no you're not let's go we're not not
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yellowing i'm gonna teleport i don't want to lose my job because you die
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the fire pole is going in today what happened to the safety concerns do we
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have insurance for this i think if anyone came in and inspected our implementation they'd be they'd be
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really happy with it oh yeah yeah
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we'll have a cross brace we'll attach it to the post yeah this
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all sounds incredibly stupid
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i feel like i should be wearing a hard hat
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yeah do we have a hard hat
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this is a solid door right it's like fire rated
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yeah no this is solid as long as we actually put it together
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properly oh no
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that's terrible [ __ ]
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let's just guide it on there oh god
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oh it's all the way in that's not bad actually
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all right hit me i probably wouldn't have had that uh
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come up oh my god i actually have some news for you guys
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uh-huh no it's exciting it's actually good
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dennis i'm excited do you guys remember asking me when we
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moved into this place if we could have a fire pole i wanted a bouncy castle yeah
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okay we were not we never died i also say i want to walk
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um is it safe though yeah it's safe yeah it's great
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and it's safe okay dennis come have a look ed it's safe nobody here come look
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that looks pretty sturdy to me
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so as long as i make it to the bottom then i'll be fine
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uh do you want your helmet first off i'm part of the safety committee second off
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i don't know if this is safe dude wait wait wait you should grease it first
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honest you have kids i don't have life insurance proud
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oh
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my neighbor's treehouse has a fireball