{"video_id":"18tgsQEj_Jk","title":"We FINALLY Installed a Firepole! - April Fools 2018 (sort of)","channel":"Linus Tech Tips","show":"Linus Tech Tips","published_at":"2018-05-06T14:53:29Z","duration_s":316,"segments":[{"start_s":2.32,"end_s":7.2,"text":"guess what so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.52,"end_s":12.48,"text":"remember how you created a fire pool for me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.16,"end_s":15.759,"text":"uh i kind of remember that yeah from the it wasn't the real up on the top of the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.08,"end_s":19.039,"text":"mezzanine down no no you made it you made a fire pole is it real is it an","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":23.199,"text":"illusion only the editors will know","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.119,"end_s":27.519,"text":"by the end of the day i want you to have a real fire pool installed that i 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that yeah from the it wasn't the real up on the top of the mezzanine down no no you made it you made a fire pole is it real is it an illusion only the editors will know by the end of the day i want you to have a real fire pool installed that i can slide down you know i have things to do right yeah they look really really important all right cool i'm glad we agree private internet access is the vpn service that encrypts all of your internet traffic and uses a safe protected ip and it's got tons of other useful features as well check it out now at the link below all right so plan a how long did you spend developing this place um we'll extend this we'll have this thing here we'll have people holding on to this which people we can find people on the street and we'll also clamp it onto the railing up there can i reveal something that you probably don't know there's pieces of information you don't have okay so when we put in these stairs we never actually intended for anyone to walk down them these are the way up oh i knew i knew that fire pole installation day baby wow this is a little nerve-wracking mind b so instead of having this long pole go this way like this way we can attach it to several of these posts instead okay so what's uh the yolo plan um what do you mean the yellow plan i want something simpler and faster than this are you serious maybe fewer people one person will attach weights to it we'll tape weights to this and rope we have rope all right we're not doing this i'm not doing this no no you're not serious about the yellow right yeah yeah no no you're not no no you're not let's go we're not not yellowing i'm gonna teleport i don't want to lose my job because you die the fire pole is going in today what happened to the safety concerns do we have insurance for this i think if anyone came in and inspected our implementation they'd be they'd be really happy with it oh yeah yeah we'll have a cross brace we'll attach it to the post yeah this all sounds incredibly stupid i feel like i should be wearing a hard hat yeah do we have a hard hat this is a solid door right it's like fire rated yeah no this is solid as long as we actually put it together properly oh no that's terrible [ __ ] let's just guide it on there oh god oh it's all the way in that's not bad actually all right hit me i probably wouldn't have had that uh come up oh my god i actually have some news for you guys uh-huh no it's exciting it's actually good dennis i'm excited do you guys remember asking me when we moved into this place if we could have a fire pole i wanted a bouncy castle yeah okay we were not we never died i also say i want to walk um is it safe though yeah it's safe yeah it's great and it's safe okay dennis come have a look ed it's safe nobody here come look come look dollar shave club lets you upgrade your bathroom supplies for just a few bucks a month and they're giving away their [ __ ] shave and shower starter set for just five bucks a month it includes 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