Mario Kart Balloon Battle, In Real Life!
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2022-05-05
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1,000 words · ~5 min read
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(go-karts revving) - This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring air soft guns.
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(cash register ding) - Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money
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that you get to keep if you win. So now six of you are going
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to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up!
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Each team has one driver and one helper person.
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The helpers can shoot opponents, if they stop driving.
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You're going to use your air soft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money.
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The winner keeps all of the money they pick up. - All right.
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- So what I'm thinking is, I'm the driver, you're the helper. - After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good.
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- I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver.
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Rock, paper, scissors! I'm driving. - I think you should drive first.
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I'll drive after, I'll be chomping at the bit, ready to go when you come around.
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- You're a clutch driver, you're like the E-brake of driving, okay.
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- Racers start your engines. (mocking car noises)
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- 3, 2, 1. (gun shot)
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- Oh my God. They're in the lowest setting. - Oh no.
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- It's not a race! - If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track,
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you can shoot them. (incoherent shouting)
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- No!
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- One of the fluorescent bulbs just, like, fell out of the thing.
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- Dennis, make sure you have a full magazine ready for me.
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- Magazine? - Yeah, like this. - Oh, I was like 'what magazine?'
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I thought you just wanted to read after this.
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- Oh! - That's not a rule.
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- Oh yeah baby! - No, No, No!
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- [Host] Linus still has three balloons. - Let's go!
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- Yeah! - [Host] Sarah's out!
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- Uh-oh. - Come on!
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- I'm gonna pistol whip it! - Colton! Mag me!
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- Oh (beep)! I forgot! - You got one minute left. 60 Seconds.
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Yes. - Come on. - Come on, I got the accuracy.
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- [Host] Jake's down to one. Good. Get the money!
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3, 2, 1! Stop!
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End of round one! - Time for round two.
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To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades.
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- Whoa. - [Host] You got gloves for grabbing. Got shotguns for a weapon upgrades.
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You got speed upgrades, Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We have 150. I'll take both the mushroom and a shotgun.
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And the Tim Horton's. - We're going to buy both the shotguns. - Well, no money.
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- [Host] You have no money? - No money Sarah! - [Host] If you didn't pick up any money, that's it.
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- Do you take credit card? - That's capitalism baby. - Linus already blow his cash.
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So maybe he would have waited if he could see these, but we got some other mystery boxes!
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- What? - A hundred bucks. - What's that? - We're going to do a hundred pushups and then get a box.
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- If Dennis can do a hundred pushups, he can have a box.
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- 1, 2, 3, 4-
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- How many's he's at? Who's counting? - This guy's never getting these boxes.
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- 15! 14! - 60, 32, 33, 34.
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- I can't! - Come on guys! A for effort? - Give him one box.
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- Dennis, Here you go. - What?
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- I'm gonna shoot his neck. - What kind of weird thing to say is that?
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'I wanna shoot him in the neck.'
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- Are you kidding me? - They got a banana!
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- I'm gonna throw it at Colton's face. - Got it. - This round, whoever at the end of the round
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has the least amount of money is eliminated from the game.
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3, 2, 1, go!
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- Ah! Don't shoot me! - Wait! The safety's on! - How do I turn off the safety? Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah!
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- Mine is so slow! - I'm going to be focused on the driver.
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You've got to keep them on their toes. ( incoherent shouting)
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- Colton! Get it, get it Colton! - Dennis! - Go go, Jeff back up!
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- [Host] Don't stop or you will be shot! - Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- Colton! Get the money! Colton!
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- Let's go! - Colton, eat banana!
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- Ow! - My gun, my gun, where's my gun?
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- No, no no! - Colton get the money!
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- Dennis is gone. - Dennis is eliminated!
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- We came in first for last place and I'm proud of us for that.
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- It should be impossible to be in front,
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what are you doing? Oh my god! ( Cheering )
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- Colton drive faster! Get the money! Where is it? (Beep) I can't see!
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- And 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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Time! Round over!
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Team red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry.
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- See ya! - And round three will be a special free-for-all round.
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Your collected money will be split up and only one person
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will take home their cash prize. - I'll take mushroom.
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- I want a box. - You want a box for $70?
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- Give me a speed boost. - Do we get to carry money over into the next round? Like-
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- Yes. - See you later. - It's a gun.
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- What?
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- You stole my money! - Round three. Last one standing wins.
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There's no teams, there's no time limit. Oh and I added obstacles
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to make it a little more interesting. Ready? Go!
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- Holy (beep), this is so much faster! - Colton! Everyone's leaving!
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(Screaming) - Ah, dropped my gun!
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- Run David, run! - (Incoherent shouting)
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- Linus is out! - I'm out!
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- I need more ammo! - [Host] Whoa!
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- Colton, stop moving! - Bell, one of us got to stop moving.
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- [Host] Colton sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes.
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Jake is out, down to two, who will emerge victorious?
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- Oh, that hit me.
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- Oh, let's go! - I got the speed boost! Come on!
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- Whoa, Jeff, what are you doing?
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I don't want to die. - [Host] Yeah, no dying.
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(cheering)
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- Here you go, here's your prize! Subscribe to Channel Super Fun for more crazy antics! Yeah!