{"video_id":"0hghU1uXY30","title":"Mario Kart Balloon Battle, In Real Life!","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2022-05-05T14:58:16Z","duration_s":436,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.149,"text":"(go-karts revving) - This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring air soft guns.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.149,"end_s":8.8,"text":"(cash register ding) - Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.8,"end_s":13.32,"text":"that you get to keep if you win. So now six of you are going","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.32,"end_s":16.743,"text":"to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.55,"end_s":22.12,"text":"Each team has one driver and one helper person.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.12,"end_s":25.58,"text":"The helpers can shoot opponents, if they stop driving.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.58,"end_s":29.94,"text":"You're going to use your air soft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.94,"end_s":33.764,"text":"The winner keeps all of the money they pick up. - All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.764,"end_s":37.56,"text":"- So what I'm thinking is, I'm the driver, you're the helper. - After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.56,"end_s":42.05,"text":"- I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.05,"end_s":45.36,"text":"Rock, paper, scissors! I'm driving. - I think you should drive first.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.36,"end_s":48.83,"text":"I'll drive after, I'll be chomping at the bit, ready to go when you come around.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.83,"end_s":51.91,"text":"- You're a clutch driver, you're like the E-brake of driving, okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.91,"end_s":56.91,"text":"- Racers start your engines. (mocking car noises)","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.91,"end_s":60.84,"text":"- 3, 2, 1. (gun shot)","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":60.84,"end_s":63.717,"text":"- Oh my God. They're in the lowest setting. - Oh no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":64.967,"end_s":70.379,"text":"- It's not a race! - If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.379,"end_s":73.789,"text":"you can shoot them. 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Mag me!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.71,"end_s":129.74,"text":"- Oh (beep)! I forgot! - You got one minute left. 60 Seconds.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.74,"end_s":132.773,"text":"Yes. - Come on. - Come on, I got the accuracy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.523,"end_s":138.183,"text":"- [Host] Jake's down to one. Good. Get the money!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":140.78,"end_s":142.28300000000002,"text":"3, 2, 1! Stop!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":144.517,"end_s":148.05,"text":"End of round one! - Time for round two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.05,"end_s":151.643,"text":"To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.298,"end_s":158.892,"text":"- Whoa. - [Host] You got gloves for grabbing. Got shotguns for a weapon upgrades.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.892,"end_s":165.19,"text":"You got speed upgrades, Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We have 150. I'll take both the mushroom and a shotgun.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":165.19,"end_s":168.673,"text":"And the Tim Horton's. - We're going to buy both the shotguns. - Well, no money.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":168.673,"end_s":172.01,"text":"- [Host] You have no money? - No money Sarah! - [Host] If you didn't pick up any money, that's it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":172.01,"end_s":175.97,"text":"- Do you take credit card? - That's capitalism baby. - Linus already blow his cash.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.97,"end_s":180.63,"text":"So maybe he would have waited if he could see these, but we got some other mystery boxes!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.63,"end_s":185.71,"text":"- What? - A hundred bucks. - What's that? - We're going to do a hundred pushups and then get a box.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.71,"end_s":189.769,"text":"- If Dennis can do a hundred pushups, he can have a box.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":189.769,"end_s":190.602,"text":"- 1, 2, 3, 4-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.228,"end_s":200.982,"text":"- How many's he's at? Who's counting? - This guy's never getting these boxes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":200.982,"end_s":203.989,"text":"- 15! 14! - 60, 32, 33, 34.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.395,"end_s":209.82,"text":"- I can't! - Come on guys! 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Colton!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":266.211,"end_s":270.58299999999997,"text":"- Let's go! - Colton, eat banana!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":270.58299999999997,"end_s":274.993,"text":"- Ow! - My gun, my gun, where's my gun?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":276.354,"end_s":280.564,"text":"- No, no no! - Colton get the money!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.89300000000003,"end_s":286.06,"text":"- Dennis is gone. - Dennis is eliminated!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.06,"end_s":289.65,"text":"- We came in first for last place and I'm proud of us for that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.65,"end_s":292.92,"text":"- It should be impossible to be in front,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":292.92,"end_s":297.112,"text":"what are you doing? Oh my god! ( Cheering )","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.112,"end_s":304.875,"text":"- Colton drive faster! Get the money! Where is it? (Beep) I can't see!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":305.944,"end_s":308.944,"text":"- And 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":317.055,"end_s":318.472,"text":"Time! Round over!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.09,"end_s":324.642,"text":"Team red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":324.642,"end_s":328.8,"text":"- See ya! - And round three will be a special free-for-all round.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.8,"end_s":331.97,"text":"Your collected money will be split up and only one person","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.97,"end_s":335.004,"text":"will take home their cash prize. - I'll take mushroom.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.004,"end_s":338.85,"text":"- I want a box. - You want a box for $70?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":338.85,"end_s":342.82,"text":"- Give me a speed boost. - Do we get to carry money over into the next round? Like-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":342.82,"end_s":346.135,"text":"- Yes. - See you later. - It's a gun.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":346.135,"end_s":346.968,"text":"- What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":349.361,"end_s":354.55,"text":"- You stole my money! - Round three. Last one standing wins.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":354.55,"end_s":357.95,"text":"There's no teams, there's no time limit. Oh and I added obstacles","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.95,"end_s":362.51,"text":"to make it a little more interesting. Ready? Go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":362.51,"end_s":366.299,"text":"- Holy (beep), this is so much faster! - Colton! Everyone's leaving!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":366.299,"end_s":369.84,"text":"(Screaming) - Ah, dropped my gun!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.84,"end_s":375.524,"text":"- Run David, run! - (Incoherent shouting)","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.934,"end_s":381.988,"text":"- Linus is out! - I'm out!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":384.425,"end_s":387.72,"text":"- I need more ammo! - [Host] Whoa!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":387.72,"end_s":391.33,"text":"- Colton, stop moving! - Bell, one of us got to stop moving.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":391.33,"end_s":395.573,"text":"- [Host] Colton sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.72,"end_s":401.803,"text":"Jake is out, down to two, who will emerge victorious?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":403.97,"end_s":405.103,"text":"- Oh, that hit me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":409.689,"end_s":414.35,"text":"- Oh, let's go! - I got the speed boost! Come on!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":414.35,"end_s":417.37,"text":"- Whoa, Jeff, what are you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":417.37,"end_s":420.633,"text":"I don't want to die. - [Host] Yeah, no dying.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":422.197,"end_s":424.447,"text":"(cheering)","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.53,"end_s":434.513,"text":"- Here you go, here's your prize! Subscribe to Channel Super Fun for more crazy antics! Yeah!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"(go-karts revving) - This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring air soft guns. (cash register ding) - Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money that you get to keep if you win. So now six of you are going to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up! Each team has one driver and one helper person. The helpers can shoot opponents, if they stop driving. You're going to use your air soft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money. The winner keeps all of the money they pick up. - All right. - So what I'm thinking is, I'm the driver, you're the helper. - After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good. - I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver. Rock, paper, scissors! I'm driving. - I think you should drive first. I'll drive after, I'll be chomping at the bit, ready to go when you come around. - You're a clutch driver, you're like the E-brake of driving, okay. - Racers start your engines. (mocking car noises) - 3, 2, 1. (gun shot) - Oh my God. They're in the lowest setting. - Oh no. - It's not a race! - If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track, you can shoot them. (incoherent shouting) - No! - One of the fluorescent bulbs just, like, fell out of the thing. - Dennis, make sure you have a full magazine ready for me. - Magazine? - Yeah, like this. - Oh, I was like 'what magazine?' I thought you just wanted to read after this. - Oh! - That's not a rule. - Oh yeah baby! - No, No, No! - [Host] Linus still has three balloons. - Let's go! - Yeah! - [Host] Sarah's out! - Uh-oh. - Come on! - I'm gonna pistol whip it! - Colton! Mag me! - Oh (beep)! I forgot! - You got one minute left. 60 Seconds. Yes. - Come on. - Come on, I got the accuracy. - [Host] Jake's down to one. Good. Get the money! 3, 2, 1! Stop! End of round one! - Time for round two. To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades. - Whoa. - [Host] You got gloves for grabbing. Got shotguns for a weapon upgrades. You got speed upgrades, Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We have 150. I'll take both the mushroom and a shotgun. And the Tim Horton's. - We're going to buy both the shotguns. - Well, no money. - [Host] You have no money? - No money Sarah! - [Host] If you didn't pick up any money, that's it. - Do you take credit card? - That's capitalism baby. - Linus already blow his cash. So maybe he would have waited if he could see these, but we got some other mystery boxes! - What? - A hundred bucks. - What's that? - We're going to do a hundred pushups and then get a box. - If Dennis can do a hundred pushups, he can have a box. - 1, 2, 3, 4- - How many's he's at? Who's counting? - This guy's never getting these boxes. - 15! 14! - 60, 32, 33, 34. - I can't! - Come on guys! A for effort? - Give him one box. - Dennis, Here you go. - What? - I'm gonna shoot his neck. - What kind of weird thing to say is that? 'I wanna shoot him in the neck.' - Are you kidding me? - They got a banana! - I'm gonna throw it at Colton's face. - Got it. - This round, whoever at the end of the round has the least amount of money is eliminated from the game. 3, 2, 1, go! - Ah! Don't shoot me! - Wait! The safety's on! - How do I turn off the safety? Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah! - Mine is so slow! - I'm going to be focused on the driver. You've got to keep them on their toes. ( incoherent shouting) - Colton! Get it, get it Colton! - Dennis! - Go go, Jeff back up! - [Host] Don't stop or you will be shot! - Stop, stop, stop, stop! - Colton! Get the money! Colton! - Let's go! - Colton, eat banana! - Ow! - My gun, my gun, where's my gun? - No, no no! - Colton get the money! - Dennis is gone. - Dennis is eliminated! - We came in first for last place and I'm proud of us for that. - It should be impossible to be in front, what are you doing? Oh my god! ( Cheering ) - Colton drive faster! Get the money! Where is it? (Beep) I can't see! - And 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Time! Round over! Team red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry. - See ya! - And round three will be a special free-for-all round. Your collected money will be split up and only one person will take home their cash prize. - I'll take mushroom. - I want a box. - You want a box for $70? - Give me a speed boost. - Do we get to carry money over into the next round? Like- - Yes. - See you later. - It's a gun. - What? - You stole my money! - Round three. Last one standing wins. There's no teams, there's no time limit. Oh and I added obstacles to make it a little more interesting. Ready? Go! - Holy (beep), this is so much faster! - Colton! Everyone's leaving! (Screaming) - Ah, dropped my gun! - Run David, run! - (Incoherent shouting) - Linus is out! - I'm out! - I need more ammo! - [Host] Whoa! - Colton, stop moving! - Bell, one of us got to stop moving. - [Host] Colton sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes. Jake is out, down to two, who will emerge victorious? - Oh, that hit me. - Oh, let's go! - I got the speed boost! Come on! - Whoa, Jeff, what are you doing? I don't want to die. - [Host] Yeah, no dying. (cheering) - Here you go, here's your prize! Subscribe to Channel Super Fun for more crazy antics! Yeah!"}