This Touch Bar Isn't A GIMMICK! - ASUS ROG Falchion NX Keyboard

ShortCircuit ·ShortCircuit ·2022-05-05 · 2,022 words · ~10 min read
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0:00 - "Good keyboards are expensive comma man." So this keyboard is named after a sword
0:04 and even though this video is sponsored by a ASUS ROG,
0:08 I just have to read you this because, well, you'll see,
0:14 it's called the ROG Falchion. And this is verbatim.
0:17 The name Falchion is originated from French.
0:20 Given to a rare one handed single edged sword found in Europe around 400 to 700 years ago.
0:26 The length and weight allow faster strikes and superior maneuverability for advanced sword play.
0:31 Now, here's the part where it gets really good. "When in the hands of a true minimalist,
0:36 ROG Falchion is equally deadly on the virtual battlefield.
0:40 Everything you need to claim swift victories, wherever you roam
0:44 is in a compact package without compromise,"
0:47 God damn it, I gotta have it. I'm not a true minimalist, but we'll try.
0:51 See if I can wheedle this thing on the virtual battlefield.
0:56 I got three in front of me. This one is the Brown switch type, which, you think that'll be the most popular?
1:01 They also have a reds and blues, but these are not cherry these are ROG switches, more with that in a moment,
1:07 let's just get through the unboxing. It's pretty small, it's a 65% keyboard,
1:11 but it's actually smaller than what ACU says is the typical 65 percenter.
1:18 I've added about 33 centimeters. This thing is 30.6 centimeters, which is actually closer to a 60% keyboard.
1:24 They say the way they did that was by actually shortening some of the keys, but more on that in a moment too.
1:30 A, to C cable for charging, this is a wireless keyboard
1:34 so you don't need this all the time, but if you want wired play, you can do it.
1:37 (paper rustling)
1:41 Let's get to the actual keyboard. (paper rustling)
1:45 There she blows, and there's an extra, there's just an extra for the peel.
1:52 It is compact, and it has a dongle for a 2.4 gigahertz
1:55 connection, zero latency, they say.
2:00 But of course you can play wire too. I liked that there's a spot to hold the dongle
2:04 and it actually appears to be magnetic. That is like a no scope, freaking gamers.
2:10 This thing is a tight package, man it doesn't flex it really at all. And well, why would it, and have the size of this?
2:15 And that is. (keyboard keys clicking) There's so much to think about (chuckling),
2:19 Some height-adjust, those also are rubberized. Now I got the browns working right now.
2:23 (keyboard keys clicking) It's tactile, what's that you're holding over there?
2:27 - [Jono] Oh, are you gonna eat it? - Oh, yeah, I would say this is probably
2:32 about one and a third bananas and it's about as thick as the tip, yeah, that's cool.
2:37 (keyboard keys clicking) This is what it sounds like with the browns y'all (keyboard keys clicking)
2:41 but I'll get them all out and we'll do a sound comparison later. Per key RGB lighting.
2:45 This is the first wireless keyboard from ASUS
2:49 that supports Aura sync actually. Cool, these key caps are PVT, double shot injected.
2:55 They have a cool kind of tactile sandblasty look
2:59 on the top of them you can see the double shot injector right there. It's white on the inside with the black around it,
3:05 that's so the light can shine through the legend as you see here.
3:09 The stems are a little shorter than a typical key cap. That's how they were able to get this shorter
3:13 than even a normal 65 percenter. There's a trade off with that, which is that replacement key cap may not be compatible
3:19 with this board. They specifically say that the page up and page down keys,
3:23 which I never use personally are a non-standard height.
3:28 I don't know what the rest of the keys, they might fit,
3:31 but these look like pretty good key caps anyway. I like the legend, it's not too gamery
3:35 but it's interesting looking, it's kind of sci-fi. Now another thing that's nice about this 65 percenter
3:40 is it has arrow keys and they're totally normal they're not in a weird configuration or anything like that
3:45 and when you're typing, what, we have a Shift, right where I'd expected to be on the pinky
3:49 North American style enter key. I would probably remap the Delete and Insert
3:54 because this is a non-standard configuration
3:57 with these nav keys. It's nice that they have nav keys, but since you're gonna have to learn the position
4:01 to use anyway, I would learn right off the bat
4:04 having Delete right beside Backspace since they're kinda like,
4:08 Backspace and Delete they kinda work together. Oh man, I just touched this touch bar thing
4:11 and my computer did stuff. So this is a re-mappable capacitive touch bar
4:17 and you can use the software, which we're gonna look at it in a second to change it
4:20 from being your volume slider, to a battery indicator, to zoom in and out on maps and all sorts of stuff
4:27 so, that is pretty cool. You can also, if you're afraid of hitting it,
4:31 I believe you can do Function + Tab and lock it.
4:35 Yeah, speaking of Function, there's a bunch of function keys on here
4:38 you can do all the F keys you can see them printed on the bottom side of the key caps there, they're on the number row.
4:43 There's also a bunch of media control keys in there and if you don't want to hit Function to hit,
4:49 for each one of those strokes, you can actually do a function lock. You're just in function land,
4:53 and you don't have to hold anything down. And finally, with the Function key you can do
4:58 on the fly macros, and they made it super easy you do Function + left Alt.
5:04 Now I'm in macro recording mode. (keyboard keys clicking) I type my macro and then that's the same thing to get out,
5:08 Function + left Alt again, and my macro is recorded. And if you don't wanna do that,
5:13 there's a way to do it in the software too. What about this case cover thing?
5:18 Does it just friction fit on there? Oh, it's nice, it's snug.
5:22 There's a bit of play because it actually hits the keys. Oh God, Oh my God (laughs).
5:29 Maybe turn it off before you put this thing on. Here's what's a little different, you can, oh God,
5:32 you can see that there's rubberized triangular skates
5:37 on here as well so you actually meant to put it this way.
5:41 And when you do that, they say that it will like defuse the RGB,
5:45 I guess the side view of the RGB.
5:48 And yes, you can still use the touch bar when it's in there. There's a little cutaway. - [David] Nice.
5:52 They thought of everything. Now, battery life, they are claiming 450 hours of battery life
5:58 on a single charge of this puppy. Of course, with RGB off.
6:01 With RGB on 56 hours, 30 minutes a charge
6:04 gets you 30 hours of gameplay. And it's all thanks to a
6:08 4,000 million power lithium ion battery inside. Now how, oh God, let's do a switch comparison.
6:17 (paper rustling) How many? - [Jono] They could be with anyone.
6:21 (keyboard keys clicking) There you go, guys
6:24 These are the clickiest. (keyboard keys clicking)
6:29 I like the space bar sound for some reason, it is different than the rest of the keys.
6:33 (keyboard keys clicking) That's not atypical. This will probably give you a competitive edge
6:37 in a lamp party because people around you will be annoyed. (Jono laughs loudly)
6:41 These are gonna be a little harder to press than the Reds we'll check in a second,
6:47 but you can definitely feel that tactile click. (keyboard keys clicking)
6:50 And then your brain is like, "Oh, I should go to the next letter, 'cause I've got it."
6:54 All right, let's go onto the Reds. The linears, the gaming configuration.
6:58 You wanna be able to press quickly. (keyboard keys clicking)
7:03 That is pretty smooth. (keyboard keys clicking)
7:08 Not a bad sound, either. (keyboard keys clicking)
7:12 Not a bad sound. (keyboard keys clicking) - [Jono] I could use that. (keyboard keys clicking) Picture this in your life.
7:18 I'm just writing it like a novel. And you guys don't know, but in my mind, it's very...
7:22 (keyboard keys clicking) These are just so, because they're so small,
7:25 like it was just so rock solid on the base. Like wanting me out is just dope.
7:31 I'm gonna go back to the Browns. (keyboard keys clicking)
7:34 Oh, the happy medium. (laughs) The goldilocks zone.
7:38 (keyboard keys clicking)
7:42 I think the Red one is the best.
7:46 The Blue one sounds almost rattling compared to that. (keyboard keys clicking)
7:50 Great, well, I like them a lot. Now let's hook them up to the software
7:54 and see what it's like to really use this touch bar. So here, this is almost like when you're configuring
7:58 wireless earphones for like what the different inputs do. So the inputs we get are a swipe up,
8:03 which is you could call that swipe away, swipe up,
8:07 swipe down, top section Tab,
8:12 middle section Tab, and bottom section Tab. I don't know how that's demarcated.
8:17 I don't know if it's like in thirds, I guess,
8:21 you can make it display battery level, which is what I've got right now.
8:25 I guess it's kind of like a health bar
8:29 I'm down to kinda in the middle there, or you can make it sync with your keyboard lighting.
8:34 That's pretty sweet. It's just basically like breathing RGB.
8:37 It is possible to change just using your keyboard, the brightness and the pattern of the lights,
8:44 but then there's lighting controls in here too. Okay, this is a lot more my speed,
8:48 I like having a GUI instead. You can do the brightness, the speed of the pattern,
8:52 the direction of the patterns, sick. How about outward ripple, sick.
8:59 Oh, I like a chonky ripple.
9:03 How about a slim ripple? Rain drops, sweet. Okay, I digress.
9:07 I was tryna look at the touch thing. So swipe up, that can be volume, zoom.
9:14 Okay, wait, if I go into zoom, I can make it zoom in or out.
9:17 You can play inverted guys, select a key. Oh, I can just, I can pay respects with a swipe?
9:24 That's dope, man hold on, there, oh, I made it R by accident.
9:29 Oops, but look at that, you can actually go slow or you can go, you can rip,
9:36 just like volume, I guess. Swipe down,
9:43 okay, my body's ready. It's really cool how you can have different,
9:47 like I can do volume with taps and then zooming in with swipes.
9:50 This is powerful, robust.
9:55 Okay guys, I think that is a pretty good overview of this beast, this puppy.
10:01 I touched a lot of these keyboards. A lot of them, the cheap ones from Amazon,
10:05 which aren't even that cheap or not this good. This is cool, I'm trying not to shill,
10:09 but I'm not shilling. It's sponsored, but it's actually,
10:13 it seems okay at first glance, I'll say that. Yeah, how much does it cost Jono?
10:18 - [Jono] $159.99. - 160 hey, $160.
10:23 I mean like the cheapest no-name brand Amazon basics,
10:27 ones of these are gonna be like 30, 40 bucks,
10:31 which is, a quarter.
10:35 But hey, Chinese new years coming on,
10:38 get those red envelopes. Yeah, good keyboards are expensive, What can I say?
10:45 See you later. (all laughing)