Wrecking Noobs Across the Globe - Battlecouch
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·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,506 words · ~7 min read
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Today on Channel Super Fun, cockfighting with fried chicken. Today on Channel
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Super Fun, we do laundry. Today on Channel Super Fun, overclocking an
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abacus. What is that? What is that?
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Today on Channel Super Fun, weapon grade
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autism. Was it Today on Channel Super Fun, Geogesser?
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Okay, here's what we're doing. Geogesser uses Google Street View. Drops you
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somewhere in the world. Completely random. Five rounds. Each team, two
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minutes to guess where we are. That's it.
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Three. What? Two. One. What? That was
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completely pointless. Go. Okay. God. Go. Okay. Here we go. All right. We're in
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some sort of like It's a hotel. Tropical Starbucks. Looks like Mexico. Starbucks
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for sure. So, are we guessing what hotel is this? Purgatory. Purgatory. Thailand.
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Thailand. It's somewhere tropical. It's probably not like these guys have 57
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seconds. Where is everyone go up the stairs? How do they You could go up the
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stairs. It's not letting me.
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Is this guy Asian or Mexican? Like you think you you want to say Thailand or
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say Mexican? Actually, Mexico. Cancun. Yes, sure. Why the heck not? We probably
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are. Oh, Honduras. Okay. It was close.
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That's close. Close. Okay. Close enough. It is in San Pedro Sula. That city has
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the highest murder rate in the world. Completely serious. No one. Okay, here
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we go. How do you know that? South Africa. It looks like it could be South
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Africa, but we got 2 minutes. We are animals. Let's have a look at the They
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need to clean up their car. Definitely not America, that's for sure. Um, yeah.
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Wait, what's that say? It says Oh, so we're in an English-speaking country.
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It's a country where they drive on the left. No, but I think this is so Oh,
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you're so smart. Australia. Let's just say there. It's a main highway.
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Australia. Oh, I knew it. Okay, you know, cuz they
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drive on the left in Australia. Oh, do they? I didn't know that. Okay. Oh, you're so smart. Next round. 19. Okay,
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we got 19. Okay, we got the imagery here
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is better. Looks like New Zealand. Pretty third world country. I would say
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Canada. Yeah. Oh, wait. We got We got some Wait, look at that. Oh, wait. It
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looks like the Russian flag. Russia should be covered with ice. Russia. Do
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you know how big Russia is, Dennis? Let's say we're like freaking here.
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Kazakhstan, please. Okay, not too far.
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Oh, it's right near the border with Ukraine. Next round. They all look the
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same. This looks like Oh, suburban. We're in We're in the US or Canada here.
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Canada. Wait, wait, stop. Canada. US has stop signs exactly like that. Dennis
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send center. C N T R E. So, we are in Canada. Oh, but you didn't know that
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from the stop sign. I was think Alberta, Newfoundland. I actually think this is
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Eastern Canada. You can smell the ocean. There's a freaking Canadian flag right here. Look. Oh, who's this guy? What's
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he doing? Get out of your car. I think it must be somewhere. Get on the ground.
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We got to make We got to make a guess. Dennis.
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Oh, wait. What? Oh, Newfoundland. We got
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it for the first time. You didn't say Newfoundland.
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Someone said New Finland. I didn't Newfoundland. I need to stop. I'm
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helping the enemy team here. Oh, this this could be like Oh,
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yavas. Yas. That's not Yavas. Why is that so word
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out? It's not like a license plate or anything.
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Austria. We got another sign. What does that sign say?
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We are we in Turkey? We're so Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here we
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go. Here we go. Is that like a little thing above the G? We're in Turkey. This
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is Turkey. This is Oh, this part of Turkey is mountainous. Let's just say
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like here. What? What? Boom. That's
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pretty cool. Awesome. Yeah. Sick. This one we screwed up on. And
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this one. This one was okay. No, dude. Okay. 13147. So, you want to write that
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down somewhere? I You did nothing, Dennis. I helped John to think up the
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answer. Is that weapons grade autism I supposedly have? Okay, Nick, what's our
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plan here? I need you to not get us stuck in a convenience store in India.
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Ready? Ready to go. Ready? Go.
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So obvious. That's in Japan. What? Yeah.
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This looks like Hungarian. We wereing respectful when you bags were
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playing swearing. What's that? Toot. Oh,
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it does look like kind of like a Mexican flag. Why are we stuck in this park? Get
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me out of here. I need you to not get us stuck. There's an elephant. There's an
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elephant. There's an elephant. You're an elephant. Isn't this like Wait, what?
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Sir, where are we?
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We have 22 seconds left. South America. Just Columbia. Just like 1192.
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What? It wasn't. That was the Indian flag. The
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orange and green thing. Yeah, that was the Indian flag. So, a whopping two
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points that time for the mid. Stop. Two
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points. Two points. Hey, go. This is This is uh
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the Midwest. It looks like where we just They have trees. Oh my god. Stop. It
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must be Canada. It's Canada. Wait, what
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the hell is that? I know what those are. I'm not going to say anything, though.
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I'm going for we're going for a drive, guys. Are you in the US Virgin Islands?
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Stop. Wyoming. That looks like Siri. Jeez. Oh, go high. Goate
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your Google. What state is it? What state is it? Sona
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River. Uh uh. Idaho. Idaho. Idaho. Idaho. Where is that? Right there.
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Why? What? You're in Indiana. What was that flag? They're like military like
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flags. Oh, now I feel bad. Why do we keep Wait, what? We're going. What is
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this? Uh, we're in BC. Oh my god. Saudi Arabia or something.
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Yeah, this is not Cam Loops. Oh, Tougla.
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Tougla. Where's that? Uh, what's Tougla? Oh, I know where this is. I vaguely know
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where we are. How do you know this? Uh,
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did you know the capital of Djibouti is Djibouti? Come on. This is another
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turning sign. Romania. Romania. This isn't Romania.
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Barus. Oh, turkey. The thingy over the G. Also,
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they don't even have street view of you in Barus.
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If you get like right on the thing, you're good. Next round. You ready?
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Australia. A fun fact about trees. They grow on six different continents. Yeah.
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The more you know. Mhm. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know. I
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know where we are. M cop, we're in
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Romania, dude. We only have 0 seconds left.
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South Africa. Rustenberg, South Africa. How did you know that? 2010 World Cup.
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US had their first group stage game in Rustenberg, South Africa. Weapons grade
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autism. It's like playing against a encyclopedia. Don't we have one more?
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Okay. Oh my god. What is this?
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Harley-Davidson. We're in a motorcycle shop. Oh wow. We're so screwed. We're in
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Thailand. Well, can you walk outside? I need you to not get us stuck in a
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convenience store in India. I don't think we can. Oh my god. Where are those
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things on the walls? Thailand. Something
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looks like Bangkok. We need to analyze every document in the store.
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Come on. Nothing. Oh. Oh, it's English
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showroom. Where do they ride motorcycles the most?
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Nevada. No, there's another place. Where? Where everybody? Where's that big
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bike show? Give me a throw me a bump. Uh, Brookie Noso. No, you're a dick. Las
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Vegas, dude. It's not Las Vegas. What?
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Bangkok. Did you The only clue I
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actually got that whole time there was a There was something that looked like
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either Hindi or some Southeast Asian language written on the balloon. See, I
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saw it too. Yeah. Oh, we got Let's do the summary.
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3688.
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You guys win. Do the outro. Roll the outro. The outro.
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