I'm ALMOST sad for Apple...

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,371 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 hey Linus how does tech news get made uh
0:04 okay well you see when uh when a man
0:08 and another man and then there's a third man who points
0:12 the camera at it you know what i'll explain it to you when you're older okay two years after
0:16 its ceo called bitcoin a fraud jp morgan
0:20 has announced it will launch its own cryptocurrency called jpm coin it will
0:25 reportedly be the world's first cryptocurrency backed by a major u.s
0:29 bank unlike bitcoin or ethereum whose value is dependent on the fluctuations
0:33 of their own ecosystems jpm coin will be a stable coin
0:38 or a cryptocurrency that derives its value from another stable asset that
0:43 stable asset is the us dollar so one jpm
0:47 coin will always be worth one us dollar jp morgan says they transfer more than
0:51 16 trillion dollars around the world every day for their clients so the new
0:56 cryptocurrency will be used to simplify and facilitate faster transactions
1:02 crypto enthusiasts are unsurprisingly
1:05 a bit skeptical of the megabanks move because like what now is every bank just
1:10 gonna have its own cryptocurrency how many jpm coins is one wells fargo
1:15 buck worth i mean on the plus side jpm coin gives
1:19 some more legitimacy to cryptocurrency but then at the risk of
1:23 angering everyone who uses cryptocurrency and then removing a lot
1:27 of the benefit of cryptocurrency which was that you didn't have to be reliant
1:31 on jp freaking morgan this segue doesn't work because i
1:35 ad-libbed a bit there but that's fine because open ai the artificial
1:39 intelligence startup backed by elon musk could have taken that previous sentence
1:44 that i said and written its own segue based on just watching my videos this
1:48 thing is freaking incredible so they showed off a new ai model called
1:53 2 which can write extremely convincing
1:56 news stories and even works of fiction with just one or two sentences of input
2:01 to get it started the system was trained on more than 10 million articles and
2:06 stories collected from reddit posts with more than three upvotes but it doesn't
2:11 really do much fact checking it just kind of writes from the heart yeah you
2:15 know man like from the heart yeah um so
2:19 here's a crazy thing openai thinks that gpt2 is so good that it's too dangerous
2:26 to release to the public because it could easily be used to create an
2:30 unending stream of fake news articles or
2:33 it could be used to generate hundreds of positive online reviews for a product
2:37 like this fantastic LTT stealth hoodie that i'm
2:41 wearing right now so i guess the thing here is until we can
2:44 develop an ai conscience it's probably best for gpt2 to stay in its room for
2:50 now think about what it did nintendo unleashed a torrent of game
2:54 news in its direct presentation on wednesday super mario maker 2 is coming
2:58 to the switch along with dragon quest 11 a 3d remaster of legend of zelda link's
3:03 awakening and astral chain the new game from the developers of nier automata
3:08 fire emblem 3 houses is a strategy rpg with a bit of harry potter thrown in for
3:12 fun and ononaki is the latest game from tokyo rpg factory perhaps the most
3:18 interesting news though was the fact that tetris is now a battle where i
3:21 thought this was fake tetris is a battle royale game are you for real
3:27 surprisingly it's not just a gimmick people are actually really enjoying
3:31 tetris 99 but the thing is like really why do we have to make why do we have to
3:35 take a nice puzzle game and like make it about destroying our competitors what's
3:39 wrong with us can't we just play tetris like
3:42 next to each other without fighting you want to play tetris no it's time for
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4:12 it out it's 119.99 for a limited time at mass drop it's uh linked in the video
4:17 description on to the quiddity bytes
4:21 apple has been banned from selling the iphone 7 and 8 in germany ever since a
4:26 german court sided with qualcomm in a patent dispute but now apple is planning
4:31 to resume sales of the older models in germany after modifying them to use
4:35 qualcomm modems instead of Intel ones that's the only way the company can get
4:39 around the legal restrictions that were imposed by qualcomm's successful lawsuit
4:44 now i'm not usually inclined to feel bad for apple but this this gets me pretty
4:48 close
4:52 real close like almost almost nubia the company behind the dual screen nubia x
4:57 has shown off a flexible phone
5:00 watch thing it's a wrist mounted device with a long
5:05 flexible display and front-facing camera called the nubia alpha the company
5:10 showed a preview of the device at ifa in berlin last fall but we should see more
5:14 information at mobile world congress in a couple of weeks i'm having a hard time
5:18 here is it is it ugly or just unsettling
5:22 it's the future oh by the way speaking of the future remember Android tablets
5:27 that was the past those were fun no wait they're not dead wow samsung
5:32 just announced the galaxy tab s5e with a
5:35 metal construction and slim bezels that call to mind the design of the latest
5:39 ipad pros it'll ship with Android 9 pi out of the box modified with the
5:44 company's new one ui and will start at 399 us that's very nice samsung good
5:49 luck with that lg phones aren't really known for their drastic technological
5:54 innovations actually some of them have been pretty pretty groundbreaking but
5:57 anyway whether you think they have or they haven't you will be surprised because the
6:02 upcoming lg g8 thinq is going to be packing a pretty big technological
6:07 innovation a vibrating screen now the phone will have actual speakers on the
6:11 back but front-facing sound will come from the crystal sound OLED or cso the
6:18 audio will be so amazing that you'll be able to see it that's how it works no
6:21 that's not how it works i've seen this before technology it's very cool it's
6:25 very cool the screen vibrates but like it doesn't look like it's like vibrating
6:28 it's just yeah and it sounds it sounded pretty good on a tv anyway and amazon is
6:33 getting into electric vehicles the tech giant is leading an investment of 700
6:38 million dollars into rivien a startup developing a line of fully electric
6:43 pickup trucks and suvs fun fact amazon
6:46 ceo jeff bezos also owns blue origin the rocket company elon musk owns spacex and
6:52 tesla so i guess what we're seeing here
6:56 is just like a billionaire like dick measuring contest you know it's like oh
7:01 yeah i've got a football team oh yeah you know i'm going to go get a football team yo i see your football team raise
7:05 you one electric car company you know what i'm going to make electric trucks
7:09 because electric cars are for when are you making an electric car
7:13 uh heavens we're out of time uh thank you
7:16 for tuning in to this episode of TechLinked um but don't worry monday is the
7:20 day as well and there will be tech news on monday presumably i mean it's a holiday up here but but riley riley
7:25 doesn't get holidays i'll be here