Can I FIX this $10,000 CPU??

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 1,625 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 now this isn't something that i wanted to do
0:03 it's more the kind of thing that i'm being forced to do
0:07 so this right here is one of the zeon
0:11 platinum 8180 10
0:14 000 processors from our six workstations one
0:17 CPU project and i dropped it i didn't realize it was
0:22 broken at the time but i knocked it off the desk and a cursory look at it showed
0:27 me that it was probably okay and it booted in the motherboard
0:31 that is until i realized one of the memory channels wasn't working and the
0:35 CPU had a bloomin dent in the side of it
0:38 so out of desperation i emailed my good friend steven burke over at gamersnexus
0:43 to ask him what to do and he said well
0:46 here's something you could try and if it doesn't work well at least you'll get a
0:50 bunch of views on youtube while you're breaking it
0:53 so if things go wrong today you know who to
0:57 blame
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1:15 the video description oh there it is oh my god how am i gonna
1:20 get this out
1:27 sweet so before i show you guys how i plan to repair this
1:33 very expensive and very damaged CPU i've got
1:37 to get my test bench prepped to even show you guys what exactly is the
1:42 problem with it right now because the thing does actually work
1:47 at least the last time that i tried it um mostly sort of so first we're gonna
1:52 need a different motherboard we're going to need one that uses the
1:55 lga 3647 socket
1:59 and this one hopefully still works
2:03 someone didn't put it away properly and there's no socket cover on it actually
2:08 does look okay so we're going to go ahead and throw this on the bench
2:11 and then we will go from there
2:14 one small step that i sort of missed a little bit here
2:18 this one oh come on just sure no what
2:21 one that's right sure wait yes good cool okay uh all right
2:25 wait what what the hell oh crap all right that wasn't so hard and
2:29 look at that it slides right down the heatsink fins and these two screws
2:34 are what actually put enough pressure on the CPU in the socket to ensure that all
2:39 those contact pads are making contact
2:42 with all the pins inside
2:46 so you know what we're going to start with just one stick in dim slot a1
2:52 and see if we can even get that to go
2:55 because i haven't tested this since the well last time i tested it
3:00 let's go over here oh come on now
3:08 is it dented
3:11 if this doesn't do anything there's kind of a chance we have no video at all
3:14 right now so i'm legitimately very nervous
3:23 i can't remember where it is
3:27 well no it's like got to be on here somewhere there it is
3:33 what what
3:40 is that
3:43 all right all right all right i get it the working theory right now because we
3:48 can't see any physical damage on the outside is that somewhere in here
3:53 something kind of lifted away so
3:57 i figure if i put some glue in there
4:01 and clamp it down
4:04 maybe it'll stick together well enough that it'll
4:09 work again bonds wood stone metal ceramic foam
4:12 glass and more i think this is this falls squarely in
4:17 the and more category so we're going to use this finishing
4:21 nail because we didn't find anything else lying around we are going to
4:25 kind of jam it in there this is really stupid this is not gonna work i think
4:29 the best thing that can happen at this point is for this video to never see the
4:32 light of day and trust me this hurts me at least as
4:36 much as it hurts you
4:39 yep you guys got it right
4:42 this is what's happening
4:46 hold on connect extra set of hands no i'm good
4:50 just hold still a little CPU promise this won't hurt a bit
4:56 okay oh boy
5:00 well let's leave that for a little bit
5:04 how long does gorilla glue want to set one to two hours
5:08 we don't have one to two hours so we'll give it a little bit here
5:12 okay so here we go
5:17 impossible to say if that's gonna make any difference
5:21 at least until we install it
5:27 everything we do from here on out david is just to satisfy our own curiosity
5:32 because there's no video here
5:35 all right i'm not even gonna bother putting the fan on the CPU because like
5:40 it's not going to heat up if it doesn't turn on
5:52 just for fun i'm gonna pull the cmos battery really don't think any of this
5:56 is gonna get me anywhere i'm gonna try a black memory slot this time
6:05 knowing fully well that this isn't going to work
6:09 i'm going to try another board hopefully you let me down
6:15 it's like that pure optimism that's keeping me
6:18 going right now here i go again putting this thing in
6:26 okay now this board
6:29 is not even like close to fitting on this test bench
6:36 it's not quite as good vibes if this wasn't completely just a waste
6:41 of my time i wouldn't be so frustrated right now
6:46 i don't know i mean we've come this far we might as well put another
6:50 CPU on the other side maybe this is a dual socket board that doesn't boot with
6:53 just one CPU i i don't know
7:04 all right
7:09 i give up check out the link in the video
7:15 depression get description off shattered hopes and dreams today
7:19 after you left i thought Jake was using this with
7:23 unraid before and he might have set it up so that the
7:26 onboard video is the default and so i went and grabbed the vga
7:31 monitor and we posted
7:35 it it's posted if this works
7:38 i don't have to go crawling back to Intel asking for
7:42 another one to finish six workstations one CPU
7:48 i wasn't recording audio i'm sorry no audio no not at all no no no no well
7:53 camera is going but it's enough okay everything
7:57 looks normal it works well uh we don't know
8:01 yet because remember it already worked at one point with five
8:05 RAM channels so i've got to load it up Jake can i have the other uh RAM by any
8:10 chance thank you
8:13 i don't know if i deserve a medal
8:16 or like a swift kick in the ass
8:20 it's kind of hard to get this stick in here ah
8:24 because of the like angle of this what is going on
8:28 like everything about this whole setup is so jank
8:32 come on baby what do you want Colton
8:37 i'm trying to find out if i have to spend 10 grand replacing this thing or
8:40 not
8:44 call somebody yeah thanks
8:47 did you no seriously did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in
8:51 okay what is it doing hurry up
8:56 can i see the post screen please
8:59 where is it
9:14 it works but it only works about the same as before
9:20 so you can see here we've got 327 gigs of RAM instead of 364.
9:27 so the good news is we are booted seemingly stably into our os here
9:33 with all 56 of our CPU cores detected
9:38 and well you know
9:41 11 12 of our memory also detected but the bad news is that
9:47 our attempt to fix the broken memory channel did not
9:52 in fact succeed so
9:57 hopefully if nothing else this was an entertaining run through some of the
10:01 stuff that we would normally do behind the scenes over here
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10:59 community forum which you should totally join on the one hand i'm like really
11:04 disappointed that it doesn't work or any better but on the other hand i'm
11:08 glad it still works at all maybe let me know in the comments below
11:12 or whatever should we just go ahead with
11:16 five channel memory or should we like pony up and get a new one
11:21 i really don't want to