Secretly Living Inside My Boss' House For a Day
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2022-05-05
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2,497 words · ~12 min read
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- Today, we're going to spend the next 24 hours inside of our boss's house,
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and he has no clue that this is happening.
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- [Dennis] We just realized he drove by. We need to find our way in. (water bottle clanking)
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Oh my God, this is so loud. (laughing)
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Let's go in.
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(water bottle clanking) (gasping and beeping)
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- So how are we going to get into the house? Well, lucky for us, I have his wife's phone number.
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We just have to wait for the perfect moment.
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(text message dinging) So he's in the bathroom right now.
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We have to go, like, right now.
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Let's go. Let's go. - Don't dink that shit. (water bottle clanking)
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Stop! This door's locked. We have to go from the front door.
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- Go, go. (door squeaking)
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- Come, come, come, come. - Go to the garage, go to the garage. (doorbell dinging)
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So we managed to sneak into the garage. Oh my God.
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But outside, we saw Yvonne leaving with Linus's parents. That means from now on, we have no updates
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on Linus's location. Unless... - Hurry up. Let's put an airtag.
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- We can't do this. - We need to put an airtag in his pants so we can track him.
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He's in the bath right now. We don't know how long he's going to be in there. - I don't know where to put the airtag.
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- Oh my. You are killing me. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I'm going to put all the Go Pros in the house. - And then I'm going to put the airtags in his pants pocket.
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If anything goes wrong, just keep going without me.
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His bathroom door is open. Turn around. We can't go in there now.
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He's going to see us. We failed placing the airtags for now, but we can't let that slow us down.
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Part of the agreement with Yvonne was she won't tell Linus anything.
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As long as we can make their entire family's lunch.
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(doorbell dinging) - Oh, do we need to cook lunch?
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- Oh, right. Okay. Wait. His family's coming over. So we brought lasagna, and hopefully we can cook it
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because Yvonne's actually heading out. We can cook it in the microwave.
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- No, no, no, no no. We need the stove. Hurry up! - It's for 15 minutes.
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This was so scary. We didn't know where Linus was, so we ran outside to discuss our lasagna plans.
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- We knew one person in the house went out down here.
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- So you're going to do the lasagna, and I'll sneak in and monitor Linus.
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- Yes. - Where do I put my backpack then? - Just leave it outside for now.
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Oh shit. I'm not wearing shoes. I'm leaving a bunch of footprints.
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(laughing) - Snow! Stop walking. Stop walking.
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(door creaking)
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I'm going to go hide somewhere.
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(door creaking) - Hello cat cat. Hello. Don't meow me. Don't meow me.
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- I'm going to hide in the Lego room. My phone is at 50%,
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and I don't have any chargers. I left all of my stuff outside.
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(lasagna package crinkling) (oven racks banging)
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Every single noise is terrifying.
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(pans clanging) - I don't have the salad yet.
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But at least I have the lasagna.
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I got some flowers. Yvonne usually don't get flowers, so
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a little decoration is nice. (object dropping)
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- I can't tell what noises are Linus's, (toy dropping)
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or maybe his kids.
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There's someone coming, I think. (dramatic music playing)
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- [Boy] I heard Dad getting out of the bath. He's draining it.
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- [Ethan] Okay. So he's still in there right now? - [Boy] Yeah, but he's draining it. - [Ethan] Okay, awesome. Thank you so much.
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- Ethan's going to get one of Linus's kids to help. - I am so sorry for Linus's child,
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because he saw things today that no one can ever unsee.
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That is an airtag, and that is a naked Linus.
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Hopefully we can track him that way.
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- Shit. My feet hurt. I need to steal some shoes.
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I think that guy is staring at me all the time. We need your help.
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If he's coming, like going out of his room, yell.
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Daddy, I love you. Just say I love you. - Okay? - I'm going to make a salad.
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(bacon bit package crinkling) I cannot find a dressing.
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(forks clanking on the table) - Linus is putting his pants on.
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I hear it right now.
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He's coming out of the washroom.
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- [Boy] I want to try to find you a new spot. I closed his door.
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- Right now I'm underneath a desk, and it's not very comfortable.
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- Okay. He's still upstairs. I'm going to go finish the salad.
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(dishes clanking) (knife chopping)
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- I hear Dennis cutting vegetables for the salad. Linus is going to head downstairs at any moment.
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(knife chopping) - [Dennis] Hello. Hello kitty cat.
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Salad is ready. - [Ethan] As Yvonne and Linus's parents came home, it became painfully clear
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that we needed somewhere better to hide, fast. - He's not going to come here, right?
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- This is the worst space I could ever be in right now.
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- Linus? - Yeah. I'm coming. - Okay! - We needed somewhere that Linus would never check.
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- [Linus] I'm trying to read Harry Potter in French.
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- [Boy] He's in the garage. - [Dennis] Oh, is he in the garage? (beeping)
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We have stuff in the garage. (suspenseful music playing)
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- [Dad] Hey. Hey, Linus.
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- I think they're all lecturing that. - I got talked into going for a foot massage in Taiwan.
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Dennis told me to do it. - [Dennis] Now is the perfect time to go upstairs
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to find Ethan. (muffled talking in the background)
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Ethan. Ethan. Ethan! - [Ethan] Dennis.
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I've been trapped in here. - [Dennis] Okay. They're eating right now. We need to grab all of our stuff to the attic.
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- [Ethan] All of our stuff is outside. All of the doors ring when you open them.
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They say oh, this door... - [Dennis] That door doesn't ring. (beeping)
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- Let's go check out the attic out first. So this is the attic we're going to hopefully stay in
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for the night. But it's right beside his bedroom.
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- [Dennis] It's in his bedroom. - It's like, this is his washroom, but we need our stuff first.
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We have to go get it. - [Dennis] Okay. They're eating there.
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- [Ethan] No way there. There's nowhere to go. (Ethan clearing his throat)
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- [Linus] A little bit of bread.
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- [Mom] Do you want some salad? We had a nice indoor relaxing day.
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- [Linus] Nice. - [Mom] Well, that's not terrible. - [Linus] No, that. Okay.
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(suspenseful music playing)
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- There's no way. - [Mom] We could go to the pedi...yeah.
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It was actually really nice because...
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(suspenseful music playing)
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(doorbell dinging) - Oh my God.
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Dennis. - Oh my God. - I haven't been outside
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for so long. I got my backpack and Dennis is getting his luggage,
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and he's meeting back here. - [Dennis] I can't get to it. They have Windows right there.
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They're going to see me if I through there. He is facing this way.
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Bye. - You know what? I can't get the bag from here. - [Ethan] At this point, it was every man for himself
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because I turned around for one second and Dennis had literally run away.
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Where did he just go? - [Dennis] I'm going to go from here.
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(suspenseful music playing)
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Oh, he's right here.
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(intense music playing)
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I got it to this side. Luggage is right here. I just need to pull it.
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(rocks shuffling)
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I got it. - Where have you been?
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- I crawled. I literally crawled past him. - Is everything okay?
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- I'm dying. I'm dying. Walkie talkie.
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- I haven't turned it... (beeping) - [Dennis] I'm going to the window right next to Linus where he is sitting.
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- And then I'm going to hopefully get instructions from Dennis and sneak between them.
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- I'm going monitor Linus's every inch. If he moves, I'm going to scream.
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Ethan, he's still eating. He's still eating. He's still eating.
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He's in there. He's in the dining table. - [Mom] Well they have two. They also have a little table that we can borrow.
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- [Linus] Yeah. - He's still in the dining table, Ethan.
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Ethan. Ethan. Are you up? Ethan. I think you went up.
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I think he already went up. - Dennis. I'm upstairs.
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Dennis, can you hear me? Dennis? Dennis, can you hear me?
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- [Dennis] Ethan. Ethan. I can't hear you. I'm just going to go. (door squeaking)
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- [Linus] We have one of those that, um...
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and what's cool about this, is it's up on a little pedestal.
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Again, it's just down to... - Come on, come on, come on. - You weren't responding to me.
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(attic stairs loudly creaking)
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Damn, that's loud.
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Bye, Dennis. See you later. - [Dennis] Come on. Come on. Watch out.
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- Yeah, go, go, go.
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- [Dennis] We have more staff to take. - What else do we need to take? - My backpack.
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- [Ethan] Where's your backpack? - Garage. - Gosh!
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- Okay. I'm going to close it. - [Ethan] All right. See you, Dennis.
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(suspenseful music playing)
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Oh, it's so creaky.
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(doorbell dings) (beeping)
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Oh my God. I'm so glad that's you.
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- This is. This is sad. - It's so squeaky.
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We have to be really quiet because they hear everything, apparently.
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Yvonne told us that she can hear us talking up here.
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Linus is planting trees in the front. So this is the perfect timing.
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We bought a bed from Ikea and we're going to build it and put it over there.
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We have five minutes to go get the bed. Are you ready?
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(doorbell dinging) Linus is on the other side of that door.
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- [Linus] We're looking at the crust. When you're looking at, you know, the trending.
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(stairs banging) (screws clanking)
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(laughing) (screw driver clicking)
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- There's no way he hasn't heard us by now. We're being so loud.
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- This bed doesn't fit two people. One of us needs to go sleep downstairs.
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- [Both] Rock, paper, scissors shoot. - Come on. No, no, no.
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- I want you to sleep here. (beeping) I want you to sleep here.
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You know what? We can make it more comfortable for you. Let's put some lights up.
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(magical music playing)
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Dennis, it looks so good. (beeping) - There's no way I can sleep here.
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(Dennis snoring)
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- [Linus] Can you guys hear each other on Discord? - I finally woke up from the nap. Apparently Linus just came in with the kids right now.
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We're so starving. We've got to go home for some food.
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(camera clanking)
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- Are you kidding me? All he has to do is turn around once and we're screwed.
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Wow. We might not be going back to the attic tonight.
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(upbeat music playing) (food crunching)
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- [Dennis] House cleaning.
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(upbeat music playing)
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- Wait for it. (foil crinkling) - [Dennis] Shh. Quiet.
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(toilet flushing)
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- We're going to mess around with Linus. We're going to take one of his favorite stuff
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from up here and hide it. (playful music playing)
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- [Linus] Kids! Let's go down and get some snacks.
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(doorbell dings)
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- [Linus] You guys like that game? - [Children] Yeah. - [Boy] I'm glad I can finally do flips.
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- Uh, face targeting? - [Boy] Yeah. - We can just wait here until Yvonne comes back.
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- Yeah. - So for security. - And then sneak in with her?
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- Yep. - [Girl] Someone didn't turn off the light and that's wasting electricity.
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When I came in the bathroom, the light was on. - [Linus] Okay. Did you turn it off?
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- [Girl] Yeah. - [Linus] Okay. I want all of my kids to work together.
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Let's get the dishwasher empty. And let's get everything loaded back into it.
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And then we can go back to our game, okay? - [Ethan] Yvonne is finally back,
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but Linus is going in and out of the house to help with the groceries. So remember those airtags?
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Well, they never ended up working. - I found this in my pocket. I don't quite know what it is.
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- Must've slipped it into your pocket without you noticing. - [Ethan] So all we had left was to wait in the backyard
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for the perfect moment to get back inside. (camera clicking)
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I think I got a selfie with him. - [Dennis] No way. Let me see.
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(dishes clanking)
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No, stop. In the kitchen. That's him. He's right here. Come on.
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- I'm going to the front. - [Dennis] Going to the front for what?
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(suspenseful music playing)
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- Guys? Is there anybody...
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Is there someone in our backyard? - [Ethan] He saw me. Damn it. He saw me.
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- [Linus] Is that Dennis? Dennis, is that you? Dennis? What are you doing here?
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I see you.
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- [Ethan] No! (heavy breathing)
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If anything goes wrong, just keep going without me.
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It was me all along. You didn't see Dennis. - I did see Dennis.
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(heavy breathing) Was I not supposed to see you guys?
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- Possibly. - Then you shouldn't creepily stare at me
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through my window. - Damn it.
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- Did I ruin the video? - We made it nine hours.
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- You made it nine hours. Sorry, nine hours of...
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- In your house. - In my house? - Dennis, come out.
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- Oh, dammit. Oh, we're going to die.
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We were in the attic. We still have everything in there. (laughing)
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- Did everyone know except me? - Yeah. (laughing)
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- [Linus] Oh my goodness. Oh, and this place is such a disaster right now.
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Oh my goodness. What the heck
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is going on up here?
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