Odious Censor

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 1,829 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 Welcome to Channel Super Fun. We're going to be playing a game today. It's
0:03 called Odious Sensor. None of us know how to play, but that's not the point.
0:07 The point is we're going to play this game. It's going to be super politically incorrect, we think. We're not sure,
0:12 like I just said. And we're going to give away 10 of Odius's games. I'm
0:17 actually wearing sandals. Those fell on my toes. Thank you for that. They're
0:20 they're card games. They're actually heavy. Feel like something broke in
0:23 every one of those.
0:29 Okay, the rules. Split the group into two evenly sized teams. So, I get Colton
0:34 and I get Taran. Even though I don't want Taran, but he's mine by default.
0:38 Choose a team to go first. We don't care how. All right. Oh. Oh, I
0:43 won. Dad, the reader has to get someone
0:47 on his team to guess the word at the top of the card without using any of the
0:51 censored words on the card. So you can't say [ __ ] or slap to get your team to
0:56 guess [ __ ] slap. Yeah, the time is crappy. Expecting like a brass and
1:02 bejeweled. Oh, this is not a quality right now. Okay,
1:06 ready. Go. Okay. You shoot with it. You
1:10 kill with it. Gun. The better version of your gun. A shotgun. It's more used in
1:15 war. The exact one. The two worst
1:18 people. Yes. Taran got it. Got it. There we go. already said, "I just remembered
1:22 I'm on Nick's team." Okay. It's uh something that uh people take when they
1:26 want to go to the gym and get bigger instead of supplement. Uh this is when
1:31 you totally uh someone up. Damn. We're out of time.
1:37 What? Mutilated. That was hard.
1:41 You guys get two points for round one.
1:44 Yeah. I hope we're playing this right. Ready? And
1:48 steal. Making sure. Please grab the person. Throw them out of the car. I'm
1:53 very very tall. Very, very tall and a
1:57 name. Who is that? Okay. Oh, wow. I hate
2:00 You should just skip this. I hate you guys so much. Oh. Oh. Okay.
2:08 You should have just skipped it. You guys should have gotten it. Okay, Taran,
2:11 do your best. Yeah, I'm I'm do the best you can do. Maybe the best around. No
2:16 one's ever going to take you down. I don't think well under pressure when you turn and go. These are the people who
2:21 did a lot of drugs and a lot of marijuana. That's correct. What? No. Say
2:26 it differently. But you can't do that. Put it down. That's um all the rules.
2:31 I'm just going to skip that one. Okay. Good boy. That's That's gross. What? Who
2:37 cares? This is a thing that goes up your rear end happens in a hospital. No, it's
2:42 more of a single unit. Oh, a pill. A a a
2:45 suppository. Yes. two. Okay, we got some.
2:50 Um, time's up. So, we got one. Yeah. Okay, Dennis. Come on. We need some
2:54 points here. Come on, Dennis. Go. Ready. Go. Come on, Dennis. You can do it, man.
3:00 I believe in you. You're doing a great job already. Oh, you do something bad.
3:05 Oh, no. Crime. Um,
3:10 police. That's one point against you. That's true. Oh. Uh um some girls stay
3:17 on the street at night. Prostitution. [ __ ] hooker. Yes. Yes. That's it. Nice.
3:23 Um oh um um um oh
3:28 you do you do one male and one female
3:32 sex intercourse. They do stuff. Uh way
3:35 to do Okay. Doggy style. Uh visionary.
3:39 Thank you.
3:45 Time is up. Done. Okay. Okay. This is
3:48 hard. I don't want indecent exposure. There is. At least I got two. Ready? Are
3:53 you ready? Go. Go. Okay.
3:57 Uh, Vancouver
4:00 hipster. Done. What?
4:04 Someone that provides uh services.
4:08 Dental hygiene. Dentologist. Come on. Skip it. people. Yeah. Can I skip it?
4:13 For heaven's sake. Keep going. Keep going. Uh
4:18 2002 conflict war in Iraq. Iran. World
4:22 War II. Crisis. Come on. Did you say crisis 3? Times up. Whatever. Iraq war.
4:27 I said Iraq, but I didn't say Iraq. That's dumb. If you say parents, does
4:31 that count? Parents are sugar. Sugar daddies. Dennis.
4:36 I was going to say parent figure. You could have said like daddy. No sugar
4:42 daddy is. Okay.
4:46 Let's go.
4:52 Okay. So, a person who does not like
4:57 to boast a
5:00 Martin Luther King. No, he fought very hard for these
5:06 things. Equality, freedom. Who's Marvin? Um, remember the human right. There we
5:12 go. Dennis. Nice. Well, Dennis actually didn't say you you decide you're in a
5:16 store and you decide to pick up something. Shoplift. You're actually
5:20 giving money for it. Donation
5:25 to donation. I hate my team. Can you not
5:29 be the scorekeeper? Yeah, you're doing a terrible terrible job. Somebody flip
5:33 that timer and go. This is a gathering
5:38 that you have at your home party. Uh, family reunion, Christmas party. Where
5:42 is that? Where is that? Oh my god, you guys are so dumb. House warming party.
5:48 No. No. Minus the heat. Minus the warming. What? A cold house party. Oh my
5:54 god. Just skip it, bro. So dumb. It was
5:57 house party. But you said house warming party. What's the opposite of salt?
6:03 Sugar. Okay.
6:06 Oh my god. Still going. This is a thing
6:10 that a woman will complain. No, just
6:14 just you hold on. Me. Divorce. It is. It
6:17 is a long vertical thing of metal. It
6:21 grants around it. Yes.
6:25 What kind of stripper? Okay. Okay. This is the thing
6:29 that you put onto an infant diaper. Yes.
6:35 Yes. And let's go. Let's do it. When you
6:38 have bad food and you have to go to
6:42 washroom, indigestion, diarrhea. Yes. There you go. Okay. Let's go. Let's do
6:46 this. Um Um Okay. Put them still. You
6:51 can only skip two. So Oh, yeah. So, oh
6:54 when weather is bad. I can't understand you,
6:59 Dennis. Blood. Um water. Um, bad. It's
7:05 bad. Menration. No. And time is up. Hurricane. How
7:13 is a hurricane is not the same thing as
7:16 bad weather. You ready? Let's go. Okay. Boink. It's a shape on the back of an
7:22 animal. Uh, it's a back of a square. On
7:26 the back of Australia.
7:31 We're Australia. That was so obvious. I knew that person
7:38 in a They did something bad and the
7:41 FBI think they did it. They're called
7:44 It's
7:51 Come on. It's music and the people song
7:54 pants. You said music. The pants. Oh, you lost
7:58 a hump like that. Let's go, Brandon.
8:04 Your thumb holds. Kim Kardashian Brandon sucks has huge knockers. Okay. What do
8:10 women do to get that plastic surgery? There you go. Oh, for um sucks. A damn
8:16 it. I don't know how to What's the person that stabs you in the doctor?
8:22 I don't know.
8:26 Okay. Uh this is another disease.
8:30 This one can make way pregnancy. Zika virus rabies. Oh, tons of Yes. Oh, okay.
8:37 Um, okay. What's that? Place two lay. What is that? Casino. What kind? What's
8:42 the incorrect name? Casino. Indian. Oh,
8:45 this is a very simple word. When you put
8:48 a chip into a some sauce, what is it called? You dip. Dip.
8:54 Uh, when you're trying to get less fat, what do you do? Too late. Too late. Too
8:59 late. Yeah. Three points. Too late. So, uh, super super old. Lives in England.
9:05 Uh, on all the money. What? Huh? Rich
9:08 white man. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. On all
9:12 the Canadian money. The Commonwealth countries.
9:16 Okay. She's on the money. We have England. Okay. But shorter shorter than
9:22 that.
9:26 Thank you.
9:29 Okay. Um, there's four of them in a football game. Sorry. Four in a
9:35 basketball game. Time is divided. What?
9:38 Time is divided. There are four of them. No, there are four.
9:45 There are no You guys are athletes. There are
9:50 four.
9:54 I don't know. quarters. I hate you guys so much.
10:00 The anger doesn't help, Lyla. Yeah, there's four quarters. One quarter.
10:08 And go. All right. Okay. This is when
10:11 Oh, boy. Say, "Oh, boy." Don't say that. You are single and ready to mingle.
10:18 Okay. No. For heaven's sakes. What are you No. Shut up. Shut up. Oh, what the
10:23 hell is this? Just two. Hard one. Okay,
10:27 this is a thing that people will say
10:30 online. [ __ ] Hi, how are you? Exaggerate to laugh. Lol. Troll. Damn
10:35 it. Yes. Okay. This is what uh Burkel
10:39 does to goof around Dennis all the time. Beat up. Bully bully. Make fun of
10:44 racism. Hands hurt with his hands hit. Slap
10:50 hug. Damn it. Okay. This is when you are super duper
10:55 ugly and you need to improve yourself. Face lift. What do you get? Plastic
11:00 surgery. No, keep going. No job.
11:04 Yeah, it's a good thing you caught that five seconds makeover. So, we got So, we
11:10 only got one point. I can't believe what Burkel does to Dennis. You guys need
11:14 nine points. Okay, just describe. You need nine, Dennis.
11:19 Don't screw up, Dennis. Okay. Uh it's the it's a a restaurant we usually go
11:23 for for steak. Okay. The case. Thank
11:26 you. Oh, like a kind of
11:31 wedies. Oh my god. What?
11:36 Oh god.
11:40 I'm so sorry. Just pick one. It's a great crime and a lot of people a
11:46 holocaust. Um genocide. You got it. You
11:50 got it. I don't even know. Oh, like
11:53 female and male do stuff and doing stuff. Oral sex.
12:02 Almost no.
12:05 Come on. Why is PG it a little bit? All right. Oh, you guys definitely won
12:09 because they can't guess for anything. the queen like and then Dennis is just
12:15 laughing the whole time like not helping at all.
12:20 Thanks for watching guys. Check out the video description for the details on how
12:24 you can win your very own copy of Odius Sensor. We've also got some ODS lists to
12:28 give away courtesy of ODS games. And if you guys enjoyed this video, make sure
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12:38 actually did one very recently too where I get to take out my frustration on
12:42 these people except Brandon. He didn't play and Dennis was on my team. I wish I
12:45 could take out my frustration on him.