Upgrading Our WORST Gaming Rigs

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 1,940 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 Okay, so given that everyone at Linus Media Group
0:02 spends their day playing with and making videos
0:05 about the latest and greatest technology toys,
0:08 you'd probably think that our entire team here
0:11 has like sick AF gaming machines at home, right?
0:14 State of the art.
0:16 You'd think wrong.
0:18 So I had everyone in the company submit photos and specs
0:22 of their personal setups to me
0:25 without telling them why I wanted to see them.
0:28 And some folks were pretty reluctant to show them.
0:30 I mean, don't you guys trust me?
0:33 Well, it turns out they should have trusted their instincts
0:37 not to trust me because the plan was to pick the worst three
0:43 and subject them to a healthy dose of public shaming.
0:47 Welcome to the Linus Media Group wall of shame,
0:50 but with a surprise twist.
0:53 The worst rig as determined
0:55 by our highly qualified panel of judges
0:57 gets an upgrade,
0:58 courtesy of Intel who sponsored this video.
1:01 So let's get this show on the road.
1:13 Some of the submissions actually weren't half bad
1:15 and some of them were pretty darn nice.
1:19 I mean, let me know in the comments
1:20 if you guys want to see a follow-up wall of fame.
1:23 Some of them contain totally unnecessary details
1:26 like Ivan, for example, apparently games by candlelight,
1:29 but his was far from the worst.
1:33 Let's begin our journey with someone
1:35 that you are just meeting for the first time because
1:38 he only recently passed his probation.
1:40 This is Lloyd's setup.
1:43 He's our new graphic designer slash merchandise manager.
1:46 So to his credit,
1:48 he has done some pretty amazing work so far for the company,
1:51 including our new logo.
1:52 You can let him know what you think of that
1:53 in the comments below,
1:54 but brace yourselves my friends,
1:58 because this is going to be a shocker.
2:00 So what do you got buddy?
2:01 Oh, okay.
2:03 Okay.
2:04 He does win some bonus points because this is some of the
2:07 most amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing,
2:08 shadow box decor that I think I have ever seen.
2:11 Is this your Game Boy Color?
2:12 Yeah.
2:13 Yeah, all right.
2:14 And this is your original Game Boy
2:16 with your red and blue?
2:18 No.
2:19 Oh, this is a film camera.
2:21 That's a film camera.
2:22 Okay, so you're kind of a photography nerd?
2:25 I am a photographer.
2:26 Okay, right.
2:27 Because there's so many lenses back here,
2:29 I can't even tell.
2:30 You gotta get a shot of this .
2:32 Look at this.
2:33 So you have an iMac 5K.
2:35 How much did this bad boy cost you?
2:38 My parents gave it to me as a gift.
2:40 Wow, nice parents.
2:42 So you got a four gigahertz Core i7.
2:45 You got 32 gigs of RAM.
2:47 This is a pretty tricked out machine, I think, actually.
2:50 Oh, yeah.
2:51 You guys might be wondering
2:52 how this guy even got a job here.
2:54 And the answer is, at least he's a gamer.
2:58 All the-
2:59 Oh, the Pokemon fandom is real.
3:04 All right, so at least he gets
3:05 some street cred points for that.
3:07 Who's next for the wall of shame?
3:09 Well, I'm gonna give you one hint.
3:11 As I take off my feet to,
3:13 take off my feet, goddammit.
3:15 As I remove my shoes to enter his domicile.
3:19 Yes, my friends, it is Dennis.
3:21 You might know him as DennyIsHung
3:23 from his gaming and cooking streams.
3:26 Okay, you need four eight.
3:28 Why is this so hard?
3:30 Look, I know how to do it.
3:31 Oh, oh .
3:34 But when it comes to his PC setup,
3:37 he comes up a little short.
3:39 Dennis, do you just not do dishes?
3:42 Like, are these just,
3:42 do you use disposable cups for everything?
3:45 No.
3:46 Oh my god, they're dirty.
3:47 I wash them and-
3:48 George, you just play a lot of beer pong.
3:51 It's quite the system for your paddle storage up here.
3:56 I didn't know you were into boating.
3:57 Well, at least you're consistent
3:58 because your kayak setup is every bit as clean
4:02 and organized as your PC.
4:04 Yeah, you will love it.
4:06 So here it is.
4:07 This is the gaming corner.
4:11 Yes.
4:12 Of shame.
4:14 So you got a fake cockroach.
4:16 One of these people's not working.
4:18 But you don't know which one.
4:19 I have a lot of money, so I can flee any time.
4:23 Let's see if I can find anything
4:24 that was stolen from the office.
4:26 I knew it, I knew it.
4:29 That's not, that's...
4:33 Yes?
4:34 Why do you have this projector?
4:36 Hey, I want that from the Christmas.
4:38 Oh, you won that at the Christmas party.
4:39 Okay, all right, all right, okay.
4:41 I also stole...
4:42 I guarantee you didn't buy this.
4:43 No, I bought it, I paid for this.
4:45 I went to Best Buy to buy this.
4:48 Walk me through your setup.
4:49 Okay, so my setup is very simple, very easy.
4:51 Everyone can do it at home.
4:53 Basically steal your keyboard and mouse from your work.
4:57 I don't know where you work, but...
4:59 And I have four coasters that I use to live on my laptop
5:03 so the fan, the heat can come up from here.
5:06 That's actually not the stupidest thing
5:07 I've ever heard.
5:08 And these are like fancy.
5:09 Wow, these are like marble or something.
5:11 Did you steal these from the office?
5:12 Look, they match.
5:13 No, no.
5:14 This is mine.
5:15 No.
5:15 Yeah, this is not Linus Media Group property.
5:18 No, no, no, Linus, I asked Brandon, no.
5:21 So you asked Brandon if you could take my stuff.
5:24 He said, yeah, sure, we don't use it.
5:26 So this is actually pretty good hardware.
5:28 Dennis is rocking a 6700 HQ.
5:32 He's got a GTX 1060.
5:34 I just found more.
5:36 No, you stole more stuff.
5:37 Okay.
5:38 I wasn't even looking for non-tech items.
5:40 I bet you took all these games.
5:43 Oh, so the karaoke microphone.
5:44 Okay, I pay for this.
5:45 I pay for this.
5:46 I reimbursed you.
5:48 This is the apartment of Laser James.
5:52 What's my name?
5:53 You told me your name was Big Papa.
5:55 I could never forget that.
5:57 I probably wouldn't have hired this guy
5:59 if I'd known the state of his computer.
6:01 Where is your computer?
6:03 Right this way.
6:06 So you walk past the Google Home and the Chromecast
6:09 and all the Philips Hue lights and the Smart Lock
6:11 and the kitty litter.
6:12 It's not about having the greatest spec in the world.
6:16 That's not what PC Master Race is.
6:19 PCMR is proper respect for the PC
6:25 and the hardware in it such as it is.
6:28 This is not proper respect for the PC.
6:33 High performance battling drone.
6:35 Okay, that's pretty cool.
6:39 Collecting dust.
6:41 Really?
6:43 I have a Microsoft Surface Pro.
6:45 That's my daily driver.
6:47 Speaking of all your smart home device crap,
6:50 did you steal this from the office?
6:52 No.
6:53 Oh, it's kibble.
6:56 Do you still want me to throw it in your mouth?
6:58 Oh, it smells, it tastes like dog breath.
7:00 Gonna wash out my mouth here.
7:03 Okay, so you have no room for a gaming PC,
7:06 but you've got like a bunch of quails.
7:08 I mean, look at, oh wow, what if they get out?
7:10 Can they fly?
7:11 Are they wings clipped or?
7:11 They probably won't.
7:13 You're a .
7:14 Is that that one's name?
7:15 Yeah, it's a .
7:16 Okay, and you eat the eggs?
7:18 And is that covered in poo or is that just the color?
7:20 No, it's just what they look like.
7:21 Okay, cool.
7:26 X58.
7:28 So you had a decent rig at one point and you abandoned us.
7:31 I didn't really, I stopped gaming.
7:34 Hey man, I'm married now, okay?
7:36 It's a different world.
7:38 If we fix this up, will you hook it up?
7:42 I've actually been wanting to watch less Netflix
7:45 and play more video games.
7:47 I think it's a good,
7:49 husband-wife activity.
7:51 Do you know how many people out there
7:53 have socket 1366 chips and would die
7:57 for a working X58 motherboard
7:58 and yours is just sitting collecting dust?
8:01 You don't know that it works.
8:05 You may never leave, Linus.
8:08 Whoa, oh my God.
8:11 Okay, so your job for this part is to stand there
8:14 and look ashamed.
8:16 Look at, yeah, head down.
8:18 More ashamed.
8:19 More like full on.
8:20 Thank you, James, that's good shame.
8:21 We're handing James's machine.
8:22 Over to Ivan, who is going to be revitalizing it.
8:34 All right, bring him in.
8:37 So, congratulations, James.
8:39 You suck, but it worked out for you
8:42 because we just can't have someone on staff
8:44 who's not able to hone their gaming skills.
8:47 So we're gonna take this off and, ah, yes.
8:53 So Intel and actually some of our other partners
8:55 went all out.
8:56 I thought you were just getting a CPU motherboard,
8:59 and RAM upgrade.
9:01 But this thing has actually tricked the math right out.
9:07 So you got a Core i7-8700K, a 760 series NVMe SSD.
9:13 You've got an ASUS Strix motherboard.
9:16 You've got 16 gigs of Corsair Vengeance Pro RGB memory.
9:20 You've got an H60 cooler.
9:22 So this is their new upgraded one with the new fans
9:25 and all that kind of stuff.
9:27 You've got RGB lighting courtesy of Corsair.
9:29 And a GTX 1070 Strix from ASUS.
9:35 Oh yeah, and by the way,
9:37 your hard drive is now Optane accelerated.
9:40 So you've got two M.2s.
9:41 So even though this hard drive is like ghetto AF, 640 gigs,
9:47 you should still actually get good loading times
9:51 off of the games that you put on it.
9:54 You didn't get a power supply upgrade though,
9:55 cause that was still good enough.
9:57 So this thing will actually game better than my machine now.
9:59 And of course in true LTT fashion,
10:03 we left the case as is.
10:05 So you can go full sleeper style.
10:07 You can actually disable these lights and software
10:09 if you want no one to be able to tell what's under the hood.
10:11 Night, night.
10:12 That was awkward.
10:14 Sleeper.
10:17 Wow, there is no segue on earth
10:19 that can get me from that awful joke to this.
10:21 So let's just close this out with some benchmark scores.
10:25 This machine is looking pretty beast.
10:28 So for those of you thinking, you know, and I'm like,
10:31 an i7 is an i7,
10:33 cause technically we did upgrade our i7 to an i7.
10:36 We'd recommend that you keep in mind
10:38 how much better a new i7 can be than an old one
10:42 during Intel's Gamer Days 2018 sale.
10:44 It runs from September 1st to September 16th,
10:47 and we'll have more links to details below.
10:49 But basically what it is,
10:51 is not only one of the best times of the year
10:53 to get upgraded with gaming gear from top brands,
10:55 like the one seen in this video,
10:56 but it's also a great way to participate
10:59 in tons of giveaways and prize draws.
11:01 And check that out below.
11:03 So thanks for watching guys.
11:04 If you disliked this video, you can hit that button.
11:07 But if you liked it, hit like, get subscribed,
11:08 or maybe consider checking out where to buy the stuff
11:10 we featured at the link in the video description.
11:13 Also down there is our merch store,
11:14 which has cool shirts like this one
11:15 and our community forum, which you should definitely join.
11:19 I can't believe how balls to the wall
11:22 this machine ended up being.