Techlinked is OVER! (for a week)

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,397 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 okay i gotta transform into my news alter ego or like super news
0:05 we're gonna have to have super a lot of news because uh there's gonna be no tech
0:09 linked anymore for one week
0:13 everyone's getting fired i'm getting fired i'm kind of loud and obnoxious
0:16 riley's getting fired for not advancing the prompter because i don't have my
0:20 remote today and uh what's actually happening though is the entire Linus
0:24 media group crew is going on a company
0:27 bonding experience we're calling it workation 2.0 it's a corporate retreat
0:32 into the wilderness where there is no tech
0:35 and there is no news but we'll be back on september 10th just
0:39 in time to make fun of apple's new products that they'll be announcing on
0:42 september the 12th see that segway it's tight yep the company teased the
0:48 event with a big circle that looks like their new office building or maybe
0:51 they'll unveil a round apple watch actually probably not
0:56 we know that because the apple watch series 4 has been leaked with new edge
1:00 to edge display a super information dense watch face and what looks like an
1:05 extra microphone hole it's revolutionary
1:09 images have also leaked of a larger and smaller version of what is apparently
1:13 going to be the iphone xs yeah is that 10s
1:18 is it like extra small is it like x in
1:22 excess like the band there's an excess
1:27 this is a very confusing this very confusing thing so one of them is 5.8
1:31 inches and the other is 6.5 and then there's maybe also a new version of the
1:35 regular iphone 10 coming in let's just hope that september 12th clears all this
1:41 up um or doesn't because that's better for jokes at apple's expense but wait we
1:46 can't let apple have all of the leaks the google pixel 3 has finally leaked
1:52 after its larger sibling the pixel 3 xl was leaked to kingdom come yes my
1:57 friends it's amazing the boat even got there with all the leaks and praise the
2:00 phone gods the pixel 3 does not have a
2:04 notch so high fives everyone nope you missed it you were too slow the
2:08 pixel 3 does though have dual front-facing cameras screenshots of the
2:12 phone specs also reveal that it's packing a 2160 by 1080 display a 29 15
2:18 milliamp hour battery and a snapdragon 845 CPU with eight excuse me four gigs
2:23 of RAM google is holding their own unveiling event on september the 9th so
2:27 we won't have to wait too long to get all the official details but man what a
2:32 relief is that a leaking joke no wow that's kind of crass
2:37 and german tech event ifa 2018 is still
2:40 rolling on with lenovo announcing so many laptops that it makes my tummy
2:44 tingle actually that's probably the spicy soup i had for lunch uh so first
2:48 off is the thinkpad x1 extreme this is the first 15-inch x1 but still pretty
2:54 thin and light at under four pounds with a six-core 8th gen core i7 processor and
3:00 up to 64 gigs of RAM if you don't need that much power lenovo also showed off
3:04 the yoga c630 the first Windows laptop
3:08 powered by a qualcomm snapdragon 850
3:12 that will reportedly get it 25 hours of
3:15 battery life using the lower power Windows 10 s but wait you want an even
3:21 less usable laptop than that well the lenovo yoga book c930 has got
3:27 you covered it takes the touch pad of the original and replaces it with an
3:31 e-ink display which i guess is
3:34 better uh but there's almost certainly better
3:38 machines that you can get for like a thousand bucks like maybe ASUS new
3:41 mid-range zenbooks the company has gone the dell xps route and shrunk the bezels
3:46 down drastically wow that is a lot of laptops i guess the international floppy
3:51 disk assembly 2018 is the event to see
3:55 laptop launches that is not what it is short for very cool but you know what is
3:58 short this segway to audible it's time
4:02 for bits bits that don't fit on screwdrivers but they're fast brought to
4:05 you today by audible so let me tell you guys audibly that you should go to
4:10 audible.com techlinked to start a 30-day
4:13 free trial and get your first audio book for free audiobooks go great with other
4:18 activities like hiking road tripping or pretending that your work
4:23 has your full and undivided attention i'd recommend listening to dark matter a
4:28 mind-bending sci-fi story complete with doppelgangers and quantum mechanics by
4:33 the author of the wayward pines trilogy it's probably going to be a movie
4:37 eventually so why don't you be one of the cool kids and get out ahead of the
4:41 curve and listen to it first start today at audible.com techlinked or if you live
4:45 in the u.s text TechLinked to 500 500
4:50 why is he wearing that glove no one will ever know
4:53 on to the quark barks huawei was also at
4:57 ifa 2018 where they unveiled the kyron 980 the first mobile chip using a seven
5:03 nanometer manufacturing process based on ARM's cortex a76 architecture it also
5:09 has a neural processing unit inside for ai tasks now that literally everything
5:14 has to have ai tacked onto it somehow
5:17 speaking of ai huawei also made a smart speaker called
5:22 the ai cube that isn't a cube it's just
5:26 kind of a blatant google home clone except that it has alexa instead of
5:30 google assistant so like the ai is short
5:33 for like alexa instead
5:36 also it doubles as a router so that's cool a bunch of phones showed up at ifa
5:40 2. the sony xperia xz3 features a shiny
5:44 new OLED display the xiaomi mix 3 adds a
5:47 sliding selfie camera section like the oppo find x which i'm actually still
5:51 working on my review of look at that thing isn't that ridiculous and the
5:54 honor play is a gaming phone with haptic feedback and
5:59 the huawei mate 10 lite is a large mid-range phone with a big battery but
6:03 also the pixel 3 it doesn't have a notch did i mention that already i hope i did
6:08 researchers at queen's university have built a tablet called the magic scroll
6:13 isn't that cute it rolls into a cylindrical form thanks to its flexible
6:18 touchscreen but what's neat is it can also be controlled with dials on either
6:22 side of the device man i missed the good old days when you'd read things on
6:26 papyrus and stone tablets and stuff really brings me back to my child really
6:30 an old joke wow you know what you know what those jokes are getting old
6:35 audio company harman kardon worked with netgear to make a smart speaker the
6:39 orbee voice that also functions as a wi-fi repeater that's kind of neat i
6:44 guess and california state assembly has approved a bill that would prohibit
6:49 throttling or blocking of internet traffic by service providers if the
6:52 senate approves the bill will be signed into law which could act as an example
6:55 for other states to follow bringing net neutrality back to life
6:59 despite its crippling like curb stomping it got by
7:02 the u.s federal government this would be good or not so good depending on your
7:06 position me i don't have a position you might say that i'm net neutral uh
7:12 that's not what true true neutral true neutral good dungeon the dragon's
7:16 reference lordy what's not neutral is the fact that this episode is over that
7:20 sucks the big one especially because there is no TechLinked next week i mean
7:24 maybe we could just we could upload one on wednesday of just like it's peanut
7:28 butter jelly time peanut butter just like for like six minutes of this you
7:32 think way yeah way yeah way yeah way yeah no
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