Nope, I'm still not cool ☹️ - Jlab JBuds Frames

ShortCircuit ·ShortCircuit ·2021-05-05 · 1,426 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 - I've been off on vacation for a week and man, do I ever wish I had me one of these.
0:05 These are the JBuds Frames. And Luke and I have talked about this
0:09 on "The WAN Show" before, that there is literally no human way
0:13 to wear sunglasses without looking like a douchebag,
0:16 but what we've never talked about before is whether there's anything you can do to your sunglasses
0:22 to make you look like more of a douchebag. And now we've finally got the answer.
0:28 The answer is yes. These are the Jbuds Frames.
0:32 They're wireless audio for when you're on the go. And basically it's, as far as I can tell,
0:38 a Bluetooth speaker/headset accessory
0:41 that clips onto your sunglasses. So instead of spending a bunch of money
0:45 on sunglasses that might be, you know, kinda mediocre sunglasses with kinda mediocre speakers,
0:52 now you can have really good or even really crappy sunglasses
0:56 with presumably mediocre speakers. In terms of accessories, they come with a charging kit...
1:01 Oh, okay, yeah. Neat. So this is a...
1:04 How does this go on? Oh, it's magnetic. Don't try and put that on the wrong way.
1:08 It's gonna be like, "No, please don't put me on that way! Ah! I'll run away!
1:12 I wanna get away from you! Ah! No! No, I'ma dodge you!"
1:18 You know what? I gotta say, thanks, JLab,
1:21 because this is a nice, cushiony sunglass case
1:24 with whatever this little rubber accessory thing is in it.
1:28 Oh! Whoo-hoo! Look at that! It's like a party and all the rubbers are invited.
1:33 That's what these are for. There we go.
1:38 Why didn't they just come pre-installed? I don't know.
1:42 Okay. Well, that's on there. Oh, yeah. That's on there real good.
1:46 Look at this. That's quality speakers.
1:50 Won't even break off. Oi!
1:53 Outta 10, how cool am I right now? - [Andy] He looks like a Justin Bieber.
1:57 - I said outta 10. Wait a minute. Justin Bieber. Well, okay. Are you a Belieber or not?
2:02 - [Andy] I don't know. You tell me. It looks pretty good.
2:05 - Yeah? Is it too bulky?
2:08 From the front it's bulky. - Yeah. - In terms of the weight,
2:12 I've actually gotta give them credit. It doesn't feel that different
2:15 from just having sunglasses on.
2:19 I mean, in fairness, I have a fairly grand nose, you know?
2:23 So there's a lot of foundation for the glasses to rest on there.
2:27 But yeah, it's not bad. Actually not bad at all.
2:31 All right, let's go ahead and fire these puppies up. Presumably you just hold the button
2:34 and they go into pairing mode. "Ready to pair." Hey, I can hear it!
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3:13 No, I mean they don't use it. But they should. Now, so far I've only heard anything out of the left one.
3:18 And if the little voice talking to me about the battery being full is anything to go by,
3:22 this are going to sound like absolute ass garbage.
3:26 You know what? Let's listen to some "My Little Pony" music.
3:29 Okay, they're working in stereo now, so that's good.
3:32 Wow. Oh boy. So this is a song about Cheerilee, the schoolteacher.
3:37 I'm at the, "Hey, you're approaching hearing damage," levels of volume thing right now
3:43 and I can barely hear it in a quiet studio with everyone, "Quiet on set!" kinda thing.
3:48 (cheery music) Hold on a second here, ladies and gentlemen.
3:52 "Respectful sound. The open speaker design features powerful 16mm drivers
3:58 that produce sound perfect for just you. The unique design targets your ears
4:02 without annoying those around you while being aware of your surroundings." Okay, so the idea is you can hear
4:07 what's going on around you, but we got a bit of a problem with that theory.
4:11 Problem number one: the speakers point down.
4:15 They're ported down the bottom. Like, down.
4:18 Also, it appears, based on the picture,
4:22 that the speakers are meant to be mounted... Oh, no, no, no, no!
4:25 They're meant to be mounted farther back. Okay, so maybe that's part of our problem here.
4:29 So let's move these back. Okay, I'll give 'em another shot. I'll give 'em another shot.
4:32 Let's see if this new fitment paradigm enhances the experience.
4:36 This definitely looks stupider, doesn't it? - Yes. - Okay.
4:41 (tinny, upbeat music)
4:44 (crew laughing) I mean, you guys can just hear this fine, right?
4:49 - Yeah. - Yeah. - I can...
4:52 This is like... I can...
4:55 Like, I can hear it. - [David] I think we can hear it more
4:58 when it's on your head. - Well, it's because the speakers are ported down.
5:03 - Yeah. - Yeah. Actually... They're ported to the outside too!
5:07 Am I wearing them back... (crew laughing) No, I'm not.
5:11 Now, maybe that's to give them a more open sound.
5:15 But it does mean that, yeah, you guys can hear it just fine
5:19 at what is a comfortable listening volume for me. What if I crank it?
5:24 You're getting that skull resonance.
5:27 (upbeat music) Wow, that distortion is something else.
5:32 (crew laughing) Okay.
5:35 But, but, this product can absolutely be redeemed.
5:39 Eight hours play time, okay. How's the water resistance?
5:43 Says absolutely nothing about that. That's not encouraging.
5:47 But tell me this: Jono, how much does this cost?
5:50 - [Jono] 50 bucks. - 50 bucks. Well, there's your answer right there.
5:54 If you want a pair of Bluetooth speakers that clips to your sunglasses
5:59 and you don't wanna spend a lot of money, then hey, frat boy,
6:03 here it is right here. And when you lose them in a drunken stupor,
6:08 you won't even care, because Daddy's trust fund's gonna take care of you just fine.
6:14 Wow, I don't usually get that antagonistic in our videos. I just love sunglasses
6:18 because I don't like having the sun in my eyes, but I hate sunglasses
6:22 because I hate who I am when I wear them. (crew laughs)
6:27 Yup. And these... You know what? For 50 bucks, you know what?
6:31 Yeah, sure. Yeah, fine. - [Jono] You can also make calls.
6:35 - Call Yvonne Ho. No, wait.
6:40 We're listening to TheFatRat now. Okay, but it turned off!
6:44 You gotta be kidding me. They're supposed to go on the other way?
6:49 (crew laughs)
6:52 Okay. Hey, at least the controls make sense now. Okay.
6:56 So volume up right there. Double-press for play/pause, okay.
7:03 Press and hold for one second, track forward. Okay, cool.
7:07 So double-tap... Call Yvonne Ho.
7:11 - Hey. - Yes, hello wife lady. You're on speakerphone.
7:16 Um, I just wanted to check in with you. - [Yvonne] About what?
7:21 - Does my voice sound good? - [Yvonne] What do you want?
7:24 You sound like you did something wrong. - No, no, I didn't do anything wrong. I...
7:28 Why would you assume that? (crew laughing)
7:31 I just want to know if this microphone is any good. - [Yvonne] It's fine.
7:35 - Okay, all right. All right, thanks. Man.
7:39 So what we gotta figure out is what is it:
7:42 some quality of the microphone,
7:45 or is it something about being a douchy, indoor-sunglass-wearing (beep)
7:51 that makes your wife thinks you did something wrong? By the way, oh, for those wondering,
7:54 no they did not sound any better in the correct orientation. They're suitably adequate,
8:00 if you don't care about sound quality, but you don't, because you have clip-on sunglasses speakers, so...
8:05 You know what? I stand behind it. If you want one of these, I think 50 bucks
8:09 is probably about what you deserve to spend on it.
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