WE'RE BACK BABY!!!

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,254 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 okay oh
0:04 let's see if i still got this ai machine learning mixed reality
0:10 xbox connect these are all equally expected topics for microsoft to talk
0:14 about at their annual build 2018 conference and talk they did here are
0:19 the highlights from the first keynote on monday you know those super fancy
0:23 hololens and mixed reality demos that they showed off last year well those are
0:27 finally being realized with remote assist which will allow hololens users
0:32 to start video calls and share images annotations and more and there are
0:37 hololens users how are people getting these things
0:41 uh layout for mixed reality and hololens will allow users to import 3d models
0:47 into design spaces feng shui will never
0:50 be the same and alexa and cortana are
0:53 finally speaking to each other because holding grudges is unhealthy unless it's
0:58 against apple because apparently screw those guys microsoft also demoed a new
1:03 feature where you can tell alexa or cortana to summon cortana or alexa to do
1:10 things that only that assistant can do oh i see why siri doesn't matter because
1:14 there's nothing siri can do that no one else can
1:19 now all you have to do is memorize the capabilities of two separate assistants
1:23 competing for your affection definitely no grudges will be held there
1:28 Windows is getting some deeper Android smartphone integration though with the
1:33 your phone feature that will allow you to respond to text drag and drop photos
1:37 and see your notifications from the desktop wow it's a shame dell put all of
1:41 that development time into their exclusive feature that does that stuff
1:45 oops Windows timeline which is like your
1:48 browser history but for your whole pc is
1:51 coming this could be good or bad depending and
1:56 it will also be available via the microsoft Android launcher and the edge
2:00 browser on iOS devices microsoft is also resurrecting the xbox
2:05 kinect camera as project connect wow what a name pro
2:10 project connect so it's a sensor kit intended for
2:13 integration with azure the company's cloud computing service
2:18 and if some scientists squeeze in a game of just or two on their lunch breaks i
2:22 guess that would be fine too there was actually lots more news from today's
2:26 keynote including dji drone integration with Windows updates on project
2:30 brainwave and an omniscient meeting room
2:33 cone but we don't have time to capture all of it so check the news sources linked in
2:38 the description the california energy commission is expected to approve a new
2:42 standard in the state which would require solar panel installations on all
2:48 new homes that includes houses condos
2:51 and apartment buildings up to three stories high they would have to have
2:55 solar panels with exceptions for structures that don't get much sun or
3:00 other like good reasons the mandate would
3:04 follow the lead of san francisco which already requires buildings shorter than
3:09 10 stories to sport solar panels
3:12 as i said the measure is expected to pass because you'd be foolish to turn
3:16 down free energy i love energy delicious
3:22 delicious energy youtube has taken down hundreds of
3:25 videos that included ads for an essay writing service called eduberdy after a
3:31 report by the bbc about 250 videos were taken down
3:35 although the report found more than 1400
3:38 videos with the adverts baked in eduberdy advertises themselves as a
3:43 service that will hire a super smart nerd which is obviously fake because
3:49 no one ever reached out to me to write your essays for you
3:54 which if you think about is kind of what i do because i didn't write this anyway
3:57 the point is that's totally not an obviously morally
4:02 questionable thing so it is understandable that the creators behind
4:06 the videos are expressing outrage at the takedowns wait that's understandable
4:12 some claimed that they wouldn't have promoted the service in the first place
4:15 if they'd known it wasn't okay but like come on that's cheating
4:20 so apparently youtube did warn the creators
4:24 a week in advance that their videos would be removed if the ads weren't
4:28 edited out but uh i guess if they'd known for
4:31 serious they totally would have done it no fair
4:35 speaking of sponsorships how was i supposed to deliver that
4:41 speaking of sponsorships here's one that isn't morally questionable d brand no
4:46 i'm not saying quick bits that's your thing they're your source for awesome
4:49 vinyl skins for laptops phones tablets console controllers and more they use
4:53 high quality authentic true textured 3m vinyl on every product and feature
4:56 unrivaled precision in fact they worked over a year with 3m to research and
5:02 develop a skin for the nintendo switch that uses a unique adhesive to protect
5:06 the console and joy-cons without damaging anything on removal and now you
5:10 can even get tempered glass screen protectors from dbrand with affordable pricing and worldwide shipping so go
5:15 check them out at the link below on to the quick bits
5:23 after announcing it a few months ago lenovo has launched their standalone
5:26 google daydream headset the mirage solo for 400 us dollars double the price of
5:31 the oculus go but lenovo's also throwing in a 180 degree camera oh wait no that's
5:36 another 300 what are they thinking
5:40 wait what's this you need a new smart tv a google home and a sound bar well
5:45 you're in luck because jbl has shown off the new link bar which adds Android tv
5:49 and google assistant to your tv in the form of a sound i don't need any of
5:53 those things so i'm good thanks but nice job jbl university of
5:59 toronto researchers have developed a handheld 3d skin printer that can
6:04 dispense skin healing tissue directly onto wounds kind of like
6:08 white out onto like grievous spelling mistakes the device is an alternative to
6:13 traditional skin grafts that take skin from one area and transport it to
6:18 another so we don't need to do that anymore we're like really slow
6:21 wolverines now two of the most popular things in
6:25 entertainment right now are colliding as thanos the big baddie protagonist of
6:30 avengers infinity war dang it i haven't seen it yet we'll be making an
6:33 appearance in the popular children's game fortnite
6:37 players will be able to find the infinity gauntlet on the map and
6:41 transform into the reality bending mad titan although if killing half the
6:45 players with a snap of your fingers is part of the gameplay that would be
6:48 pretty lame unless you're ninja in which case we'd expect it and you probably saw
6:52 this last week but NVIDIA has canceled its contentious GeForce partner program
6:56 after pretty much everyone said they hated it so see
7:00 we can make a real change in the world even though the name alone makes it
7:03 sound like something i'd want to be a part of i mean who wouldn't want to be a GeForce partner no no yeah not me either
7:09 and that's it for the first episode of TechLinked so if you don't know this
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7:27 that's it yes yes still got it baby