Go Karting With Drunk Goggles

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 817 words · ~4 min read
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0:02 today Dennis and I are going to go go-kart racing Dennis is a horrible
0:06 driver he claims to me that he's a better driver to these days I will show
0:10 you how to drive a
0:14 gokart col is operating in the camera and he I pointed and he
0:19 just he wasn't even
0:25 looking bye-bye I know how to do this my
0:29 driving got approved in Canada also Taiwan I got two driver license and also
0:35 International license approved on this
0:38 entire planet I feel like I'm your
0:42 mother go
0:49 away clap in front of your face
0:54 how we got to go dude what are we going
0:57 to do first one first one warm up warm
1:01 up warm up all right guys car number's up there okay oh
1:12 okay I feel like an idiot with all these cameras
1:23 and all right time to get Dennis I'm
1:26 going to see if I can touch the back of his car the whole time no
1:32 is I want to just spin him around
1:44 no okay get back in come
1:52 on what can you what can you
1:56 do you can't catch me go away
2:01 oh try and stay
2:05 behind I wasn't looking where I was going around straight into a pool Dennis
2:10 you're you tried hard but that was
2:13 really
2:17 slow why didn't you go in front of me cuz you're going to hit me you stop
2:22 hitting were you trying as hard as you
2:25 could they are kids I don't want to hit them you don't have to hit them
2:31 you didn't do a very good job what do you say I just woke
2:35 up okay so i f j got go to lower next
2:42 speed oh my God this is going to be a
2:46 serious challenge no matter how good you are this is crazy oh my God God well
2:52 Dennis if I can beat you with these I get your
2:55 car done okay you better bring your aame
3:00 I haven't bringing my a game that was your a game that's a a
3:05 minus ow we're going to get banned oh my
3:08 God I can't see can't even walk to the car I'm not joking this is no play up I
3:14 can't see anything I can't even put my seat Bel on holy crap okay ready let's
3:21 go oh my God dud this is
3:24 terrifying he's so far oh wait he's coming up
3:30 oh oh my God no way no way no no no
3:34 no no
3:37 no no way no way how
3:45 how okay oh how that be possible right
3:50 behind me oh no oh my
3:54 God this is so hard oh my God I'm going
3:59 to throw my God if I don't have Dennis there I can't
4:04 see oh no I think that's him I hope I'm not
4:09 hitting somebody else
4:12 oh sh sh okay I feel like I can hit
4:15 maneuver
4:23 right oh I'm going to get kicked out I didn't see either of them there I wonder
4:27 if that was Dennis oh wow it wasn't oh
4:30 my God sorry dude I cannot find him oh taking the goggles off for a second was
4:35 like the worst thing I could have done I'm so disoriented again oh my God this
4:39 is behind me again no no no is that him
4:43 no it can't be I can't even can't
4:48 tell I can't even read the number on that
4:52 car God oh that was him was it
4:57 actually no way I legit timately laugh
5:00 him with junk on I am the
5:05 champ how would I possible did you cheat we did it you
5:11 must get Down's car pink slps baby woo I
5:16 wasn't even cheating how can you see you can't you see did you you cheat no I
5:22 didn't cheat you'll see the video no chea with this
5:27 over give me your key what key cheer
5:30 Civic there mine now do we yeah I say that yeah I get your
5:35 car done okay his now hey well you know
5:40 what thank you guys for watching I'm happy I just earned myself a like 2006
5:44 Honda Civic with like one working door I'm stoked um make sure if you like this
5:49 video you throw a throw a like mash that MF like button uh hit that subscribe
5:55 button too so that we uh don't have to deport Dennis and then uh that's it
6:00 thanks for watching no no how can you see with this you can you can you can
6:05 you can I still hey I still won know
6:09 but next time make sure you don't wear this for safety reason