1992 Smart Clapper vs Philips Hue - ClapON/ClapOFF

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 1,981 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 Hey Siri. Alexa. Hey Google. I can't get the answer to that on HomePod. Sorry, I'm not sure
0:07 about that. Sorry, I can't help with that yet. Do you ever find that your modern conveniences are
0:14 just not that convenient? Well thankfully there's a better way. Meet the Smart Clapper, a smart home
0:22 device from before smart home and internet of things were the biggest bullshit buzzwords.
0:27 It requires no smartphone to operate, sets up in less than 30 seconds, and is exactly as stylish
0:34 as you'd need something that sits behind your couch to be. Remember, zero design budget means
0:40 more money in your wallet for avocado toast. The Smart Clapper is great for home security too.
0:46 As long as your hands are still free, you can activate it in less than a second and wired
0:51 connectivity means it's always reliable. It's so simple a dog can use it, and it
0:57 even works for a dog.
0:57 It even works in a power outage. Oh, why would I? So get your Smart Clapper today for just $30
1:03 or like a lot less if you want to get a cheap knockoff on eBay. In all seriousness though,
1:15 I still haven't really bought into the whole smart lighting thing. So in today's video,
1:23 we are actually going to be comparing a vintage, still in package, the Smart Clapper
1:31 with a Smart Clapper. So let's get started.
1:31 Let's see how they stack up.
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2:03 All right. So this video wouldn't be complete without an unboxing of the Smart Clapper.
2:13 This is fantastic.
2:15 I actually don't think this is the original Smart Clapper,
2:19 but based on how old everything about this packaging is
2:23 from its two color print,
2:26 so you can see they couldn't afford more than blue.
2:29 Oh no, wait, no, they've actually got some different hues.
2:34 Hues in the packaging.
2:36 They've got some red, pink, purple, blue.
2:39 No, no, nevermind.
2:40 Okay, so it's got color.
2:42 Maybe it's just that it's faded.
2:44 So between the cheap looking packaging,
2:47 the like old crappy looking logos,
2:50 like that has gotta be like vintage 80s,
2:54 and the legitimately yellow plastic.
3:03 Oh wow, you can see it gets a lot of its color back.
3:06 So what is this thing?
3:08 The sound activated on off switch that's smart enough
3:12 to control two different appliances
3:15 at the same time.
3:16 Yes, my friends, this is the smart appliance
3:21 that predates smart home.
3:27 Instructions and warranty.
3:29 If you're honestly stupid enough
3:30 that you can't operate a clapper,
3:32 then you should probably just not have electricity.
3:36 Oh, no way.
3:38 It doesn't have a ground plug.
3:41 Oh, that's kind of lame,
3:42 but it does have a home and away dial.
3:46 And that is not a binary dial.
3:47 That is a spectral dial.
3:51 So you can be like a little bit home, or mostly away,
3:55 actually, I suspect it doesn't work that way.
3:57 I may actually need the instructions, dammit.
4:03 James here is gonna be helping me co-host things
4:06 as we compare the smart clapper,
4:09 I'm on team smart clapper.
4:12 You're on team clap.
4:13 I am on team Hugh.
4:14 All right, so let's get started here, shall we?
4:19 We will each present arguments for our side.
4:21 for our side of the equation.
4:23 And we're going to allow the audience at the end
4:26 to let us know, just like a rap battle,
4:29 but with no rap and not cool, who won.
4:33 Hey, speak for yourself.
4:34 This is gonna be pretty easy.
4:36 All right, you know what, mister?
4:37 This is gonna be easy.
4:39 I'm gonna let you go first.
4:41 No, no, no, no, no,
4:42 because my goings are responses
4:44 to the limitations of your clapper.
4:46 Limitations?
4:48 No, no, no, no, no.
4:50 You go first.
4:51 I'm ready to receive your argument.
4:54 Okay, well, let's say that your partner is asleep
4:57 and you wanna turn the lights off without waking them up.
5:02 Can you do that?
5:04 Let's find out.
5:06 I'm not actually sure.
5:10 But in the meantime,
5:12 I've actually got an argument for you.
5:19 I can set up the clapper in less than 15 seconds.
5:28 How long did it take you to set up your hue BS?
5:31 Zero, because A-Prime set it up for me.
5:34 No, you have to give a real response.
5:36 How long does it take to set this crap up?
5:39 If you only plugged in the bridge
5:41 and then, like, hooked up a light, like, two minutes.
5:44 But if you wanna do some custom stuff.
5:46 So I beat you by eight times.
5:48 Mm.
5:49 But you get far less than eight times the value.
5:52 Allow me to demonstrate the soft clap.
5:55 A little too soft.
6:02 Soft, flaccid, whatever term you want.
6:05 Shut up, it can't hear me.
6:09 Maybe that's the three-clap socket.
6:11 No, that's the two-clap socket.
6:12 Okay, hold on a minute.
6:13 Okay, hold on a minute.
6:13 Hey, wait a second.
6:15 Does this factor into your setup time?
6:17 Oh, wow, does this thing even work?
6:19 Oh, no, no, no, no.
6:21 I'm in away mode.
6:21 I'm in away mode.
6:22 And no.
6:24 No, it doesn't work.
6:30 Hold on.
6:31 Okay, okay, okay.
6:32 Reliability.
6:33 Soft clap demo.
6:43 This is stressing me.
6:44 Oh.
6:49 Yes, okay.
6:50 Hold on a second.
6:54 That fast setup.
7:04 Oh.
7:07 So there's a-
7:08 Allow me to demonstrate the soft clap.
7:16 There we go.
7:17 Very unlikely to wake the wife.
7:18 Okay. I'll hear your next.
7:19 Argument now.
7:20 I live in a loft.
7:21 That would wake everyone up.
7:22 Do you mean to tell me that the clapper only works
7:24 with lamps and other lights that plug into the wall
7:27 and not, say, overhead lights
7:28 or maybe even completely wireless lights like this?
7:31 The clapper can work with that light.
7:35 Because the clapper can work
7:38 with anything that plugs into a wall.
8:05 Psych, that was just me.
8:15 Okay, is your-
8:16 Okay, but in all seriousness,
8:17 I don't know.
8:18 I'm gonna put that down.
8:18 Okay.
8:24 I always kind of wondered
8:24 why these things didn't take off.
8:32 Well, Mr. Fancy Pants.
8:34 Should've read those instructions, eh?
8:35 The clapper has an indicator LED
8:38 for each of the two outlets
8:40 indicating whether it is receiving power or not,
8:44 aiding you in diagnosis.
8:45 Nice.
8:47 What's your point?
8:48 Hit me.
8:48 What can your Philips Hue do
8:51 that counters that fantastic feature?
8:53 Well, it tells me which ones are reachable or not.
8:56 Right on there.
8:58 Plus, the most important thing at LTT, it's RGB.
9:06 Wait, are you getting that?
9:06 Bring that over here.
9:07 Bring that beautiful beast over here.
9:09 I wanna, I wanna make you hold it just for the shame.
9:17 True rigaba.
9:19 Okay.
9:20 Raise your hand if you'd rather use Hue.
9:26 Granted, it can do RGB,
9:28 but as we've discussed many a time on this channel,
9:32 sure, RGB is a cool feature.
9:35 Lots of people like it.
9:38 But...
9:39 Not everyone is willing to pay extra for it.
9:43 And with the clapper,
9:45 you can control many devices at once
9:50 with an inexpensive extension cable.
9:56 There we go.
9:57 Okay.
10:00 So there's a cost argument to be made here
10:01 because I, with just one clapper
10:05 and an inexpensive power squid,
10:08 can control three lights at once,
10:10 up to 400 watts, according to the box.
10:15 I don't think you can control anything.
10:16 Boom!
10:20 I got served.
10:26 See?
10:27 So if I was in bed with you.
10:30 No, bring the hand.
10:31 Leave the hand.
10:34 And we were like, you know what?
10:35 I'd like to do some light reading right now.
10:38 Let's see who's quicker on the draw.
10:40 Go.
10:44 That's right.
10:46 What if you only want it partway?
10:48 Why would I want that?
10:50 Because you want some mood lighting.
10:53 You know?
10:54 Is that right?
10:55 Dim the lights to 50%.
11:02 Yeah. Look how long that takes.
11:03 He's consulting the literature right now.
11:06 The clapper uses a wired connection.
11:10 So if your Wi-Fi is out, it'll still work.
11:17 If your Wi-Fi is out,
11:18 Hue still works with your normal light switches.
11:21 You can turn them on and off.
11:23 It just displays the normal yellow light,
11:26 which means it's more versatile than the clapper
11:29 because you can attach it to lights
11:31 that you don't plug into the wall,
11:32 like the overhead light, and still use it.
11:36 The clapper's more about speed.
11:39 So I challenge you to another quick draw.
11:42 Okay.
11:43 Because we have to assume that you don't actually
11:45 have your Hue app open all the time.
11:49 So first of all, let's have the lights on.
11:52 It's time to go to sleep.
11:55 Who can turn out the lights faster?
11:57 Hey, Google, turn the lights off.
11:59 Ready, set, go.
12:02 Hey, Google, turn the lights off.
12:10 There.
12:11 Not fast.
12:13 You're right.
12:14 You win on the speed count.
12:16 Calories burned is a whole different metric.
12:20 Keep in mind, you can get Hue accessories
12:23 that are physical switches.
12:25 How much is Philips paying you?
12:27 Ugh, sorry.
12:29 I would actually still argue
12:32 that assuming that yours wasn't actually manufactured
12:35 in the late eighties or early nineties
12:38 and is broken now,
12:40 that there is still room for this kind of technology.
12:44 I would love it
12:45 if as kind of like, a...
12:46 gesture control feature of
12:49 Philips system or a Google home type system you could configure
12:53 Like double claps or triple claps and you could have that be like
12:57 You know three claps for movie time or like two claps for turn everything off or whatever the case may be
13:02 but I
13:04 Think as much as I'm a bit of a Luddite when it comes to smart home technology
13:09 And honestly this still holds a fair bit of appeal for me. James has definitely made his point. Ah, you see this
13:16 You're grounded mister
13:21 It was the ground
13:26 Now go to your room
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