Pokemon Go Away Weirdos!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,185 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 yo guys what's up up up I'm Ashton Ketchum you probably know my younger
0:04 brother Ash Ketchum that guy's a dweeb we're out here playing Pokémon go and
0:09 we've got ourselves a perfect Pokémon go vehicle we're going to be going out and
0:13 trying to find some Pokemon Masters asking them some skill testing questions
0:16 for a reward are we going to find Pokemon Masters or are we going to find
0:19 Pok dweebs you be the judge
0:36 I think we should Gap the stairs don't go down any stairs there's lots of
0:40 stairs you can go down okay not on a car watch out watch out please don't not do
0:44 it on that bike you're going to break it I spent a lot of money fixing the back
0:47 wheel already let's hit it we're we're now broken well this is
0:52 part for the course Pokémon go God damn
0:55 it the gy little little bit about me um
0:59 actually 27 years old Ash is always getting the fame because he's a master
1:04 and all that I think Team Rocket's waying cooler than my brother's aing
1:09 Dork what's up where are we going to find people playing go to the highest
1:13 concentration of Poké stops
1:16 word oh hey be careful with the Poke
1:23 bike all right let's in the stairs please please do not
1:39 let's see if we can catch it it's too
1:48 tough see if we can find any Digital Monsters out
1:58 here hey do you guys play
2:05 go I think that's a no peace
2:10 out hey do you play Pokemon go
2:36 guess there's no pocket monsters around here guess you guess you can't catch
2:40 them all maybe you ask the people maybe
2:44 they're more kind to you people haven't
2:48 people haven't been that kind to me today nobody wants to chocolate butt Pokemon pika
2:53 pika getting a lot of weird looks whoa
2:57 aha we found you guys ah who wants
3:01 drinks drinks all right no look at this
3:06 getting shut
3:12 down what are you guys doing you play
3:15 Pokémon go I no I'm sorry you do not
3:19 well then
3:24 Pika do you guys play Pokémon
3:28 go are you playing Pokémon by any chance
3:31 dude not you playing
3:37 Pokemon are any of you guys playing Pokemon right
3:40 now they all are I know all of you guys are playing don't be fronting on me like
3:45 that at least one of year's plan look dude no one of your's
3:51 plan well on to the next spot I
3:57 guess what up dude good how are you good man are you playing Pokémon no yo dude
4:03 are you playing Pokémon go ma'am are you playing Pokémon over
4:07 there I know you are excuse me are you ladies playing
4:12 Pokemon excuse me maam are you playing Pokémon right
4:16 now Pokemon no maybe there's no pokes in
4:21 this m excuse me sir do you play Pokémon
4:25 playing right now you're playing right now now are you a boy or a girl
4:30 both what right on a boy boy boy I'm a
4:36 male boy do you remember what that question's from what level are you 21
4:42 holy crap I'm like level 20 uh six it's
4:46 11 I'm 18 but I stopped playing for like 4 days you retired yeah like how many
4:53 Digi eggs would did you say you found today how many what uh
4:57 digs did zero you guys get any digy eggs
5:02 today no how many what digy eggs around
5:07 two actually uh I need to hatch my eggs I
5:11 have all five Digi eggs Digi eggs uh
5:14 digletts oh digletts I got n what's your best
5:18 Pokemon right now a Hypno IG poron what
5:23 about you I got a Hypno as well I
5:26 haven't evolved actually really how do you evolve a cfair
5:33 what do you mean I don't know what do you guys what do you guys think of
5:37 Norway Banning Pokémon go for everyone I
5:40 don't know why they did it I don't know why was it banned in Norway well you'd
5:45 have to read the Norwegian news to find out I don't speak Norwegian neither do I
5:49 what's your guys favorite uh digital monster BR
5:54 Tom wait for what how old is your uh
5:58 tamagachi have to be before it hatches I don't know I I I went to like
6:03 red and blue and then I stopped so at which age do you evolved the tamagachi I
6:10 don't I I never played that one what is the real name of ashes
6:15 Pikachu the real name of ashes Pikachu I don't
6:19 know are you sure yeah I'm sure what if
6:22 it was a trick question is it Pikachu
6:25 yeah of course hello hi what's going on
6:29 nothing I'm going to the library right on you can pass through if you want
6:33 we're not holding up the spot oh okay okay I thought for a second I thought
6:36 you were going to kick us out of here or mosquito bikes in bnab no shouts out to
6:42 mosquitoes today okay we're just filming a Pokémon go video that's why we got
6:47 these sick ass heard Pokemon Go video there's a guy that just got shot playing
6:51 Pokemon video have you heard about that he got shot two buddies were playing
6:55 late night and he shot them in the head and and ran away game on the phone but
6:59 did he like have it out for him nothing there he wasn't down with people playing
7:04 nope I don't know what it was his problem they just shot him and he ran
7:08 away and where was this somewhere you got to read the metro news yo we can't
7:12 be going wherever there's people shooting people for Pokémon do you think
7:15 he took the phone and stole the Pokémon no nothing he just shot him in the head
7:19 and he really what if he had like some good ass Pokemon well not all people
7:23 playing Pokémon go don't sit on any stairs just don't sit just play standing
7:28 or on a bike at home and play it I don't even know what the Pokemon thing is but
7:32 it's seems like a big hyper nowadays right people are getting shot apparently
7:37 I don't have you ever been shot at sir
7:40 no I dodged them all
7:44 oh I noticed you didn't curve that ball there do you not do curve balls I tried
7:49 it once and I got something called testicular torsion don't Curve Your
7:52 Balls cuz they can actually spin around and the blood circulation gets cut off
7:56 so if it starts hurting go to the doctors you got like 2 hours for them to
8:00 untwist it that's that's actually really good
8:05 advice okay