Is $10,000 too expensive for a laptop? - ASUS ProArt StudioBook One

ShortCircuit ·ShortCircuit ·2021-05-05 · 1,774 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 - After you've seen basically every laptop on the market, it becomes kind of hard to get just like
0:04 truly stoked about something. Like just like "Oh my God, I want that!"
0:08 But, that's what we have here today. Holy crap!
0:12 This thing's insane. So this is the ASUS ProArt Studiobook One,
0:16 and it is $10,000 worth of just the most bat (beep) crazy insane,
0:23 I don't know, every single spec you could ever think of,
0:26 in one. So this is the first Quadro RTX 6000 laptop,
0:31 and it has 24 gigabytes of VRAM.
0:35 It's pretty (mumbles) it's bonkers. Let's get into it here.
0:39 I have been bothering ASUS just all the time for this,
0:43 ever since it was announced a couple months ago. Even apparently the power adapter
0:49 on this thing is just off the wall. So this power adapter right here,
0:54 which is just super small, is able to deliver 300 Watts of power,
1:00 by using gallium nitride field effect transistors.
1:04 I don't know what that is, but it sounds wicked. And this is
1:08 for its size, a really hefty little power adapter.
1:11 What else do we have in here? Normally I don't expect to find like fun ad-ons in a laptop.
1:16 But, once you're getting to the level of something being $10,000, you know,
1:21 they can afford to put in like this nice little dongle here
1:24 that has two USB Type As, a thunder bolt and a full size HTMI port.
1:29 I'm guessing 2.0 or 2.1. That's the new one, right?
1:32 - [David] 2.1's the new one. - 2.1, yeah. All right. Let's take a look.
1:36 How does this thing work?
1:39 Ooh, she's heavy!
1:43 Wow, that's a lot of laptop. Let's see what else's there first.
1:47 Oh, there's literally no documentation. So, whatever (laughs)
1:52 Look at this, it's probably a pre-production unit. But, as far as I know, we're allowed to run tests on it and everything so,
1:57 wow, this is heavy. Especially for its size.
2:01 Oh my God. (paper rustling)
2:06 All right, so this is quite a thin laptop,
2:10 but it's 6.4 pounds.
2:13 It's, one of the most dense machines I've ever held in my hands.
2:18 For ports, we don't get a whole lot. Now, I get why they added the adapter in there.
2:22 So we have DC-in, Thunderbolt there, and then two more Thunderbolts here on the other side.
2:28 That's all you get. So you guys might be kind of confused looking at it
2:32 because on the bottom and like on the sides,
2:35 there's no venting, despite this being one of,
2:39 if not the most powerful laptops on the market.
2:43 But, when you open it up,
2:46 behind the display, it opens up 4.57 degrees,
2:52 to allow cooling, like air to get in and cool everything down.
2:56 And we even have (laughs) it looks like there's venting just above the screen here.
3:01 This clearly takes inspiration from ASUS's mothership project,
3:05 where they were just kind of like "Hey yeah, if we turn a laptop upside down,
3:09 it runs way faster", that's cool. And they've kept on doing that here.
3:13 So inside of this thing, the specs are just beyond crazy.
3:16 So we're talking a core i9-9980HK, so that's the one that goes up to like
3:21 five gigahertz and beyond, eight cores, they also have an NVIDIA RTX6000,
3:26 so the Quadro one with 24 gigabytes of VRAM,
3:29 we have 64 gigabytes of RAM, I think a One Terabyte SSD,
3:34 and a 90 Watt-hour battery. That's kind of, all of those are just
3:38 the fastest that you can get in a laptop right now. Well,
3:41 I guess the processor you go AMD (mumbles) whatever, close enough.
3:44 I'm just curious how it works, that like, it can have all of the internals in the back
3:50 and not fall over. Like, where's the tipping point? What's so heavy about this palm rest?
3:55 Yeah, 'cause the balance points like way back here, I'm guessing that just,
3:59 this whole base is battery and only battery.
4:04 And that's how they got it to be so heavy. I don't know.
4:08 Unsurprisingly, just everything that you touch on this laptop
4:13 feels excellent. It's all very rigid, it's not going anywhere
4:17 because there's like a whole computer back here. Yeah, it just feels really great.
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4:47 Okay, that's an excellent keyboard. I do wish that I had just a tiny bit more travel,
4:51 Then again, it has that real like snappy feel, so you're able to just really blast.
4:56 Although I don't know if I'd wanna type on it for like hours and hours.
5:00 That said, after getting used to it, I imagine it would be fine. Like something like,
5:04 it reminds me a lot of the MacBook Air, like the most recent one,
5:07 which I got used to and really enjoyed after a couple of hours.
5:12 The track pad also is really big for a Windows machine.
5:16 Now, then again, everything here is quite big. But, especially for ASUS,
5:21 who I don't always expect to have the best trackpads, this one seems really quite good.
5:25 I don't even feel like... A lot of them I need to tune
5:29 before I can get it to feel right. But just from the factory this feels pretty good to me.
5:33 I'm gonna turn off acceleration though. So this is normally where I'd complain and be like,
5:37 "Yeah, the display it's pretty good but, you know, I wish that it was 16 by 10."
5:41 Although I'm gonna give ASUS a pass here today.
5:44 'Cause this thing, this thing's crazy. So we have 4K,
5:49 okay, it's not a touch display but whatever. It's Pantone-calibrated so,
5:53 they say that it has less than one for the Delta Es. You expect two for professional photo work,
5:59 and it's 120 Hertz. Like, they got 4K,
6:04 120 Hertz and super color accuracy in this laptop.
6:09 There's just, there's nothing to complain about. Well, it's 16 by 10. We can complain about that.
6:13 But we really can't because like, they nailed basically everything.
6:17 Yeah, David just said the screen's insane. It doesn't even look like a screen.
6:20 It looks like a print. And, I agree this thing's wild.
6:24 Oh, let's just have a gander at some B-roll here.
6:29 It's a good looking display (laughs) Well, I could do more testing and stuff on the computer,
6:34 but, whatever. We have a full LTT video coming on this,
6:38 very soon so, we're not gonna bother here today.
6:41 I wanna see if we can take it apart.
6:44 So if you guys watched our video on the Dell XPS 17,
6:48 we just absolutely gushed about how they got
6:51 100 Watts of cooling power from a big old vapor chamber.
6:56 ASUS has just absolutely knocked it out of the park
7:00 in that regard here. So we have a vapor chamber that's
7:03 made out of titanium apparently, and it's good for 300 Watts of cooling.
7:09 And I really wanna look at it, but I don't know if we'll be able to.
7:13 Oh, this is Ooh, Oh
7:17 this is not great. But I think it is what we have to do, well
7:20 - [David] I mean I'm not the one firing off that email to ASUS. - Okay, let's just start with the screws that we can see.
7:25 I don't think it'll get us access to what we want, but at least it's, you know,
7:29 a bit more sensible than just pulling the display off and seeing what happens.
7:34 It does look like they're all the same screw at least. We'll get to have at least a nice look at the battery,
7:41 and hopefully figure out how we can get in the top.
7:44 I do not like this one bit. I also like it a lot but,
7:49 this is not a small chunk of change in computing right here.
7:55 - [David] Huh! - Yup, guessed correct their. Bottom's just entirely battery.
8:01 You don't normally see that much battery in a laptop. Also, this piece right here is just,
8:06 it's really nice. It's clearly been CNC-machined
8:09 from a solid block of aluminum. You can see all of just like the little machining marks,
8:14 all the way up here and, this is not cheap, not cheap at all.
8:18 It looks like this hinge is made out of magnesium. Continuing the trend of
8:22 things that are definitely not cheap.
8:26 Battery's off (laughs)
8:29 Whew! I think I'm going to call it. I don't see any way to get into the back of the machine
8:36 without pulling the display off. It might work.
8:40 If it doesn't, we destroy a $10,000 laptop.
8:44 We got to look at this big old battery. We didn't get to take a look at the titanium vapor chamber.
8:50 But, we need to leave something for the LTT review.
8:53 I'm gonna call it there, so we don't end up with a very expensive paperweight,
8:59 and a very awkward email to ASUS (laughs)
9:04 Nope, there we go yep. - [David] Yaaay! - Yeah that's fine, I wasn't concerned.
9:07 That wasn't we didn't do very much to it. Anyway, this is easily one of the most bonkers laptops
9:14 that's ever been made, and I can't wait for the full LTT video to be done on it.
9:19 Maybe it'll just be like an hour of Linus just stress sweating,
9:23 as he pulls the display off of it to get a look at that vapor chamber.
9:27 I'm not totally sure yet. I hope you guys liked it. Get subscribed to ShortCircuit and LTT of course.
9:33 And, I don't know, just have a fantastic day. See you later.