How Dangerous is This Illegal Game?
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2018-05-06
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1,216 words · ~6 min read
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the wind hold on oh my
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God what is that I was
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try M darts or jarts were all the rage
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in the 1980s with a few jarts a few friends and few beers beers we need
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beers welcome to Channel Super Fun today we're playing with lawn darts or jarts
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to be more specific this contraption that Taran has here has a weight on the
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end and isn't actually sharp but is most definitely illegal but sometimes when
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you take proper precautions dangerous things can be
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fun almost dented the table so our system here we've got these targets that
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we want to hit 25 50 100 200 points
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everyone's going to make themselves a Target out a cardboard that we don't
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want to hit and then we're going to all assign a negative point value to that
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and then we're going to see who wins what what do you got there Luke I'm
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going to start with hopes and dreams oh and I'm going to start with the uh
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better version of Colton notice the monster jacket the enhanced hair the
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earring the better watch He's louder and
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can like enunciate his words better beard has improved um and he has darker
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eyes I can't make darker eyes I can't do that I think um hitting hopes and dreams
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should be like neg five hitting Colton side of the picture should be + one and
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hitting Stephanie side should be 100 m
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ooh what I agree with that okay okay orphans you don't want to hit the
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orphans if you hit the orphans it's minus 6 points one point for each parent
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they don't have I I drew cat boiler or maybe cat boiler's cat he's he's a guy
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on our forums I like his name so here here we are the fair the boiling point
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of water all right sure 200 you also
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drew a cat yeah you copied I didn't have any idea that you were going to do a so
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I drew Colton's cats uh Odin is he's not
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that fat and then Desmond is always scared of everyone so he's just poking
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his head around the corner if you hit Desmond you should get plus 10 points if
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OD you should get Negative 300 I've got two actually I've got this country uh uh
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oh crap was it uh Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan number
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one 50 Nega I write like a six-year-old
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I've been saving this one for last year okay oh yeah this is taran's Tinder
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profile picture when your butt is bigger than the chair
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the solution is not a bigger chair what are you trying to say Teran
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minus 180 for hitting Karen cuz that's how many minutes his Adobe Premier
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tutorial lasted for do we have helmets like is that is that a thing that we
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happy I don't even know we have hockey helmet let's go boys
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let's go so let's let's check out the course
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okay so we're practicing St safe jarts
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okay we got our cones outlining outlining our play area here okay we got
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cat boiler here so we got the 25 that's what we're trying to hit you got the 50
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you got the 100 and you got the 200 here
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and you got orphans right beside it so you got to be careful when you're trying
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to hit the 200 cuz you might accidentally hit the orphans you don't want to kill the orphans I think
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everybody just gets one shot okay that's not connected connect next
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oh jeez what's up that's that's third I
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hope I hope I
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whoa does that count hit it but you hit the it's not in the ground yeah but it's
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not in the ground see joh can do up and
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far together as a team slowly improve oh
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he's twirling it come ont aerodynamics
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the American knows Weaponry oh boy oh well my God
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America yeah where is it everybody stay down range I got to
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get this one I got to go I'm going I haven't gotone yet guys I've done this
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before actually have you yeah back in my rebel days we used to gather around have
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a couple drinks play some jarts have a couple drinks just kidding we didn't do
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that that's actually I've never done this before I actually up until an hour ago I thought you like this that's
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enough talk that's that is a lot easier
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okay hey was so close but it's not in the
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ground no not quite okay can Luke do it
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here Rose it oh my God I would have been
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killed I didn't mean to release that's why I told you come back I meant to pull
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out a little
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faster a little F oh oh
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oh close so Nick is in last and no one else is on the board yep I think that
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should count as Nick is in first oh no oh no oh yeah
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did you kill off
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back okay after two
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rounds I have a total of minus 50 and John has a total of- 600 everyone else
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is at zeros this feels dirty
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oh I really hate Colton's cats apparently oh yeah oh
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yeah is 50 is this sharp is it sharp no
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but it's very heavy scar no bomb's a bad
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Cho for close range
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combat noall for
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that it's cat boiler oh my oh oh got it
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he's got it come on John oh oh my
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God good
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job oh w why do I fck so
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much oh my God what is that and
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that everyone is why you should enroll your children in sports early because
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they can't develop these skills later in life what just happened like did
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everybody score negative points except for me you lost no I didn't score any
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negative or positive points meaning I win no you missed every single Target
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meaning you lost what is what but you guys have negative points yeah but we
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participated in the game I participated in the game I just didn't
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hit you don't have zero points you have n points everybody loses you got points
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get over it bud you guys really 100 points will win yeah so in the first
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ever Channel Super Fun competition that this has happened Colton
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wins by being awful yep didn't kill
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anybody least negative he hit the least negative points but he actually hit
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something therefore Taran didn't hit anything so he's
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disqualified I think that's nonsense well I think I win anyway so Colton wins
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negative points and I think what we can learn from this is uh when you play lawn
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darts everyone loses