The BIGGEST Tech Hoarder!

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 3,492 words · ~17 min read
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0:00 so today's video is gonna be a lot of fun we actually came in on the weekend
0:04 and cleaned out the server room and one of the things that i noticed
0:07 was that these shelves which are supposed to be the shelves that hold the
0:12 pending projects for our writer instead
0:18 wow indelible marker these shelves all wish that would come
0:22 off easier too which are supposed to hold the projects for our writing staff
0:27 basically haven't even been looked at in
0:30 months and so i was watching other youtube videos i
0:34 wasn't really watching them i was more scrolling through titles and thumbnails and i saw someone's video something
0:38 about extreme declutter and you know what i was inspired we're gonna do
0:41 extreme tech declutter and james is
0:44 gonna be my love ass it's short for lovely assistant
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1:07 so when you say declutter you mean i mean everything that we are never
1:11 actually gonna make a video about needs to come
1:15 off these damn shelves thermaltake pumps
1:18 Jake this looks more like a monitor bracket
1:22 to me wow this is oh this is from RGB
1:25 water cooling this is like why is it on whose shelves it's on
1:29 james's shelf there
1:33 so here's the plan then we're just going to take this james bin and we're going
1:37 to make it into a things james will have to deal with off camera bin what is this
1:42 oh you're gonna love this
1:45 an atari hat not just an atari hat a hat with
1:50 speakers in it
1:55 hey that's creepy
1:59 what what's the point though is it a webcam i think it's like a selfie camera
2:05 oh yeah it's kind of yeah no it's like kind of hard to
2:10 what is the rhythm this is the exact same situation i was like no thanks not
2:15 at this time and they were like ah let's try it and so that is like a personal
2:20 biometrics recording device i don't even
2:23 know what it measures i tried to look up it's all
2:26 it doesn't have a bot it's all acronyms no this is an engineering sample oh dude
2:30 we ended up with serial number one and we never did anything with it
2:35 okay uh we should make an ebay pile a legal keypad for lawyers on the move
2:41 meet the legal pet you can press half the key down
2:44 without actually activating the switch
2:48 oh i'm not impressed so this one's mush city too but you can see it's a normal
2:53 qwerty but on the numpad side it has all
2:56 these weird little legalese symbols so you can more easily write contracts
3:00 and stuff it's a lawyer keyboard it's a lawyer keyboard for
3:04 lawyers who don't feel like being able to hit their enter key with their pinky
3:08 yeah it's it's american legalese with a european
3:13 freaking layout brilliant oh my god is this a wireless music light bulb
3:18 you know what we should do we should get the audience through their upvotes in
3:22 the comments to pick four items for the next handy tech under
3:27 100. so this will be a candidate what are these is this an entire pile of
3:32 keyboards yes and it's a split keyboard oh so there's
3:37 like a telephone wire kind of cable that connects them yeah and they connect with
3:42 these magnets those are the contact points and then these are steel rails so it's a pretty
3:47 sturdy connection
3:51 yeah once it's on there that's not bad and where we just were we gonna review
3:55 it and then just didn't get around to it exactly it's a nice keyboard it's got
3:59 there's different switch types you can order most of them are kales but you can get cherry i think greens and
4:05 whites or something clear ah interesting the uh yeah that's one of the coolest
4:09 things is when it's split apart you can get these other modules that you plug
4:12 onto here that give you that give you like thumb controls touch pad track
4:16 point trackball so those are all for the right side yeah
4:20 and then on this side you can get one that's like a just a cluster of keys
4:24 maybe some tables 225
4:27 and the modules are 60 bucks
4:30 did they just send us all the tilting stuff but none of the modules those
4:33 modules are so cool yeah
4:37 ultimate hacking keyboard if you're watching and you want to send us even
4:40 more expensive stuff that we might never do anything with
4:44 and that's on my wish list what is the keyz and how old is this
4:49 i think it's supposed to just look old it's these things are awesome actually
4:52 so if you have a fob for your apartment you can program it onto here
4:56 and it can learn up to four different low frequency rfids like 125 hertz
5:02 things so let's say you're airbnb slum lord and you have five or four different
5:06 apartments you can put them all in one fob how much is this
5:11 50 bucks 44 45 bucks okay so we can throw this in the handy tech under 100
5:16 candidates the kizi oh god yeah that's ebay the system is
5:21 broken no because this is to be dealt with this we're not obeying this bracket
5:27 oh that was probably going to be the handicap bin okay so this is the bin to
5:31 reconcile later boom oh you failed
5:35 you're supposed to write that and then look up in the camera so the editor could put sunglasses on
5:40 okay we'll reenact it deal
5:44 with it
5:47 uh so this is a webcam cover for privacy it's a privacy cover
5:52 it's slides and they were nice enough to make Linus tech tips branded ones so
5:56 here's a shout out stegall so your shelf was actually pretty clean that was the
6:00 easiest one yeah i'm not dealing with this guy's stuff oh you are this anything no he
6:06 gets his own bin they get their own reconciled you volunteered to help oh my god
6:12 that is for a build that we've been planning to
6:16 do for over a year but uh
6:21 well it has a ryzen 5 1600x in it the build
6:25 literally got outdated in the time that we were thinking about actually doing it
6:30 yeah like i said over a year pretty sure it was halloween last year
6:34 that we first started looking at this eight mags of edo ran
6:41 good thing that's on the shelf taking up valuable shelf real estate okay i
6:46 actually know the story behind this so
6:49 this is a motherboard for the um
6:54 the bare bones super micro server that we used for 10 gamers or eight gamers
6:59 depending how you count it one CPU oh my
7:02 god so half of your shelf is stuff from brian's basement we need to do a tech
7:07 hoarders episode on brian's basement remember the
7:11 guy from the like uh uh electric car charger video yellow is
7:16 this an actual commodore 64. yes
7:20 does this work as far as i know actually this would be a cool sleeper is that an
7:25 apple ii uh
7:29 you get one shelf
7:32 for dos gaming pc okay
7:36 anything that doesn't fit on the one shelf goes back to brian
7:41 or free geek or whatever so you heard it here first guys we're doing a dos gaming
7:46 pc it was supposed to be a surprise well it's not anymore what is this oh that's
7:51 the cheapest monitor oh
7:55 this is the cheapest monitor on amazon right yeah oh my god we should do this
8:00 video right now yeah alex shall we have a look at your
8:04 shelf oh let's why don't we start with this
8:08 so that's the singularity i know what it is
8:11 i'm just for the viewers that might not know
8:14 be careful with that it's it's one of a kind
8:17 no i think he's made quite a few at this point well yeah but this is the first
8:21 prototype so is this the way we should be treating
8:25 it then oh my god you're getting a call
8:28 hold on hold on hello this is james's answering
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8:44 answer a few questions related to media usage in your household but i've
8:48 contacted you on your cell phone so i would like to ensure that it's safe for
8:52 you to
8:56 uh sorry i'm driving um
9:01 sorry about that i gotta go
9:12 there are still ssds in here yep
9:16 what the hell are these the 850 pro one
9:19 terabytes these are labeled that's what these are
9:23 isn't it probably these are labeled missing in the system oh
9:29 what the hell these this has been here for like six
9:33 months you're always so negative this is we just found two missing ssds you know
9:39 how much these were worth when it was lost do you know how much they're worth
9:42 now about the same no
9:47 alex this is where all the Noctua industrial ppc fans are
9:53 alex
9:58 all right what's this is this just the box for this blade
10:01 thumbs up retweet if you want these what is this
10:05 um that's from the rave pc but it still is a fully functional laser
10:10 light show
10:15 we needed a laser light show the other day did we use this
10:19 no because yeah we couldn't find it reservoir and pump yeah that's going to
10:23 be super your problem to figure out where the packaging is for it
10:27 there we go
10:31 nailed it all right smart guy
10:35 then where's the package for this one
10:41 yeah more harder question yeah you think also remember how i was
10:46 running around the office looking for one of those molex to ac power adapters
10:51 that are 40 each that we ordered more of to replace them today
10:55 well here's one goes in there's a bin over there
10:59 this whole thing is it yeah that whole thing is one adapter i'm gonna cable tie
11:02 it thank you go through stuff oh my god this is like almost as bad as Anthony's
11:08 this is the itx form-factor pc from like
11:12 a decade ago which you can we're considering popping into your system
11:15 after interfacing i was yes no i wasn't yes you said it's not
11:19 completely stupid okay Windows xp okay me saying something is
11:25 not completely stupid it's not the same as me considering putting it in my car
11:30 so basically it's a computer that goes in your dash into a mini yeah gently
11:35 man what even this is gift wrap
11:39 lighting because the stock header tube was like too bright so it made it custom
11:43 like this yeah dog is that mushkin red lines right
11:46 here here dawg so this board needs to go back to
11:50 whichever kind viewer sent it to us yeah
11:53 gentle this is my prize graphics card collection why is it here because i
11:57 never took it home after it was displayed ltx
12:00 that was six months ago i know i am a well aware it's a graphics card
12:08 with Ethernet jacks all over the back of it
12:12 yeah we'll explain that later why
12:15 do you still have all these old ass gaming machines and why are they all
12:21 here all of them are here answer is 42. do you have any gaming pcs at home left
12:27 yes they're not as old but quite as obsolete
12:32 show me the hand strength
12:35 it's flexed a little actually weird flex
12:40 oh my god it still has the peel on it oh please do it no no i can't this is
12:46 like this is vintage here man you can't peel that they're all
12:51 on oh this
12:54 this was the board to have when i was
12:57 getting into being a pc nerd so this is the old wd velociraptor
13:03 this was the pinnacle of hard drive performance back in those days back when
13:07 hard drive performance was not an oxymoron oh my god 2006 pipe dream
13:12 product sync you know what i'm going to do do it what'd you say you ever seen that
13:17 big before
13:20 only in my dreams
13:23 all right all of it all of it balls don't go in the mouth
13:31 oh it doesn't taste right
13:35 Jake's is actually not as bad as i thought it was gonna be my expectation
13:40 for him was very low it's because he takes his junk and puts
13:44 on other people's shelves like that part straight from the beginning look my
13:50 you gotta wait for the camera to actually be rolling
13:54 it's like he's actually this annoying all the time
13:58 this is copper tubing why does it say RGB build yeah
14:02 it says what's this cartoon build there you actually did a good job of putting
14:06 away the cooler for your card sort of mostly what that's an excellent job
14:11 i i blame matt james you blame james yeah for helping
14:15 james what is your rebuttal he was too lazy to put it up in 101 so he dumped it
14:18 in my hands and then i put it on my shelf in the meantime oh
14:22 what you didn't even tell me what this was for i literally i asked you and then i
14:26 was like oh wait i don't need it and then you're like oh well too bad you got it and then you walked away you gave me
14:29 a hangout it's been like you stopped that's what happened you still have that
14:33 wall mount thing here here's the oh the proper one that only
14:36 arrived today yeah well and where's the bin
14:40 well you know what i'll do a favor i'll put this back on the shelf for you yeah
14:43 do me a favor yeah do it do yourself a favor
14:48 well i have made this worse that was entirely your fault okay so this is
14:52 basically just a bin of garbage yeah sure inside another bin of garbage
14:58 that's not garbage that's an LTT edition fan
15:04 which brings us finally to the cleanest and most organized of all the shelves
15:10 all right Linus how do you explain this
15:14 someone's screwing me over here no ow oh why'd you step on my oh what are you
15:18 wearing socks and sandals at work so basically
15:22 this is completely like working
15:27 is it still dripping and like ready to go it's been upgraded
15:32 to a gtx 1070 that hasn't actually been submerged yet because
15:36 uh the other one like sparked in the middle of a video that we're making
15:39 about it the motherboard's been replaced as well
15:42 i think yeah it's the original power supply so
15:47 the issue we had was that the case for it
15:53 you can drop it right on my toes i'm wearing real shoes oh yeah those those are going to protect
15:57 your toes so much no
16:00 no the audience believes me it is leaking oh god there's oil over the floor
16:06 oh
16:13 oh okay yeah that's why that bag was there thank you
16:17 um don't get your socks wet
16:20 okay so here i'm gonna put this oh yeah it's here then yeah yeah that's
16:26 okay ah
16:29 okay so the problem was that the outer
16:32 acrylic aquarium for it was leaking
16:37 um we actually solved that problem
16:40 so here's the original castle and everything that was inside it this paint
16:45 held up surprisingly well to the middle oil by the way um
16:49 and this is actually a new aquarium that puget systems gave us out
16:54 of their reception room because their mineral oil pc
16:58 finally died and so they they dropped this off for us
17:02 i think is this the one they dropped off for us Jake that's the one that yeah
17:06 they brought to my house yeah so this one is new so it's just a matter of like
17:10 putting it back together and i've had it on my shelf because i thought maybe it's
17:13 a video but like it seems like a short video
17:16 literally just we could do a live taking that putting it in there
17:20 yeah we could stream it yeah we could just like maybe upgrade it again let us
17:24 know in the comments if you want to see mineral oil resurrected live stream
17:28 that'd be pretty sweet okay yeah so in that case yes this is an
17:33 active project he'll say anything to keep this stuff on his shelf
17:36 well i just i don't want to get rid of it it's got a lot of sentimental value
17:39 to me what when did that video i think we have
17:43 a new record here before any of you worked here if you
17:48 guys worked here before you'd probably have that older stuff too all right so
17:51 that's the benefit of if you like something a lot he says oh just yeah
17:56 it's technically an ongoing project because we're going to make a video out here yeah no everyone else who works
18:00 under you have to take this stuff and pack it up literally the definition of
18:04 of an ongoing project we're gonna make a video about it we're gonna you decide
18:08 who makes the video we're gonna livestream it on friday
18:14 one of a kind this is a prototype of an aio cooler
18:24 landed in the mineral oil
18:27 so this is a prototype of a of an aio cooler that doesn't require a pump
18:32 oh yes i remember this yeah so i was thinking
18:36 do you want to see a video about it it doesn't really like work properly it's
18:40 just a prototype it's like a proof of concept it doesn't perform well but do
18:43 you guys want to see a video like it does work
18:46 right no fine go ahead you try
18:52 what's most of this spell
18:58 you can't team up on me like that that's it i'm done oh yeah what about all this
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20:10 apologies to the editor for this one though this is a completely unstructured message mineral oil all over poorly
20:15 marked headphones got totally wrecked i'll give
20:19 them to ivan he loves free headphones it's a gift
20:24 it's a gift and a burden that's the best kind of gift how do you
20:27 clean up mineral oil you basically can't i'm good
20:32 i've just been dabbing it isopropyl alcohol kind of works but not really
20:35 well why would dancing help clean it
20:40 get it uh yeah
20:43 dabbing dazzle sort of