The Floor Is Lava... WITH ROBOTS!
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·Channel Super Fun
·2022-05-05
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1,621 words · ~8 min read
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- [Ethan] These are my friends and this is the warehouse that they have to escape.
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But there's one thing. The floor is lava! You must make it across the room, but if you touch the lava
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or a robot vacuum, you are eliminated. This is stage one.
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There are two robots on the ground. - Look at them! (Sarah laughing)
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They're so menacing! Wait, is Serge controlling them? - [David] They're AI.
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(indistinct yelling and laughter) - Can I go? Can I go? - Do we go?
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- Go! All of us? - (beep) you! (Sarah laughing)
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(bell rings) (bell rings) - [David] James and Dennis have already made it.
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- (beep) robot. - [James] You need a boost, bro? (Colton grunts)
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- Oh, I almost slipped there. (Colton grunts) No! (others scream)
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- Am I done? - [David] You lost one of three lives. - Damn it! - It will only get harder from here.
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I'm sorry. You might want to put your helmets on. They're right behind you. - [James] What?
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(everyone screams) - Congratulations! And welcome to the round two!
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- [David] Whatever you do, don't touch the walls, caution tape, or barbed wire.
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And we have one more robot on the ground. (intense music)
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- Wait, we're taking turns? Does that mean the last person has a disadvantage,
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'cause the sand is gone? - [David] Yes. That's exactly what that means. - I'm going first. - This is bull.
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(Sarah and James screaming) - I'm a wet noodle here. (giggling)
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Those robots are sucking. - Hurry. - Sorry guys, I just went for it.
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- [Dennis] Wow, you look like Conor McGregor that-- You just touched that. - [David] What is that?
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- That was wind. - I didn't see it. - That was wind from my body. (fart sound)
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- [Sarah] Hurry up. - [James] He's coming straight for me.
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- [David] Oh, you touched it. - [David] James is down to two lives - [Colton] Oh, no.
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- [Dennis] It's coming Sarah, move. Oh no.
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(Sarah screams) - [Dennis] Oh, no no no. - What, oh my gosh.
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(Sarah screams) - She's right on me. - [Sarah] James, you're monkey crawling, not smart.
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(Colton screams) - [Dennis] Yeah, move. - Oh, no. - Oh, no, oh, no.
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(laughing) - [David] Go, Dennis, go. - Watch out for barb wire. (Sarah screams)
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It's coming back. - I'm coming. (Sarah panting)
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- Nothing happened. - Sarah, please keep going. - No, no.
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How do I do this? (intense music) - White guys do not die easy.
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- [Dennis] I hate robots! (Sarah screams) We should've never had technology.
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(bell dings) (Dennis screams) - [Colton] Why is it turning?
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(Dennis screams) (Dennis grunts) - [Dennis] I know. I hate robots.
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(intense music) - [David] Sarah and James have made it across
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and Colton is not far behind. (Sarah mumbles)
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(intense music) - Do not try to pretend you're on my team.
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(Dennis mumbles) - [Sarah] Come on Dennis.
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- [Colton] Nice lunge. (Dennis hushing) Why are you saying shush? The robots can't hear you, Dennis.
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- [James] Oh, he's so close. (Dennis screams) - His head. - Well, you're hitting the,
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you're hitting all the-- - You're all dead. - Yes. - You're done. - Did we touch the wire?
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- We all touched it. - Everybody touched it. - Because Sarah died so thoroughly,
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(Sarah screams) I'm gonna let you choose your partner for the next round.
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- James. - Okay. (Sarah and Colton giggles) - You don't even know what the game is.
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- [David] Stage 3. You thought this was easy before? Well, now you're tied together.
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Teams must balance all the way to the end and think of a creative way to cross the seven foot gap.
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(harness clicks) - Wait, we have to be attached? - You are team as well.
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- I didn't pick him. - It doesn't matter. - Lucky you. Shut up.
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(giggling) - And go. - [James] The X is good? - This is gonna be easy. - Yeah.
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- This is very easy. - Yeah this is so easy. - Oh, how do we get over there though?
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(upbeat music) What? - Wait, how? - Oh. (ominous music)
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- Do you have a plan? - One of us has to die. Since you died so thoroughly last time,
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it's only fair that I use you as a stepping stone. - No.
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No, I feel like there's a better way around this. - Okay! wait, wait, we take our helmets off
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and we use our helmets as stepping stones. - Go James go, go James go.
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- It keeps moving with me it's stuck my foot.
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(Sarah gasping) (James grunting) - Okay, okay. Okay.
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Okay. (giggles) (suspenseful music)
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All right, James. How are we gonna do this properly?
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Okay - Oh God. - Yes, yes. - They are really tippy. Okay, are running out of room?
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- Uh. (intense music) (Dennis laughing)
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(Sarah giggles) Go James.
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(Sarah screams) (David grunts) - No, Sarah. - [Dennis] Oh, no.
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- You have to unhook this dead weight. - Yeah--
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(Sarah screams) (Everyone disappointingly ahs) - [David] James. you are also down to one life.
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- [Dennis] We gotta win now, Colton. - [Colton] Okay, now we're gonna stick to the right side, okay?
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- Okay. - [David As Robot's Voice] Hello, Colton, I'm here to kill you.
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- Okay, hurry up before the robot-- Oh my God. Oh my God.
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That was close, Colton. - Where are you?
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How are we supposed to get across this? - [David] You're only a few feet away.
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- Colton, you die, I don't die. - [David] You guys have to figure out how to get across this.
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Do use the things around you, - Use the things around me?
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- [David] Anything. - Oh, Dennis. (Colton screams) Ow.
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(Dennis giggles) (Colton screams) - Okay, Dennis, what I was gonna do--
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actually, no I'm not even gonna help him. He's a lost cause. - [David] Figure this out.
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- Beside you, Dennis. - Beside me? - Not that side. The other side.
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- Use the board Dennis. Use the board.
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Yeah. (cheering) - Watch out. Readjust. Readjust.
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- Yeah. Whoa! (cheering and applause) - Dennis was the only person to make it through.
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Colton is eliminated. You're gone. For this next round, you each have to make a decision.
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Go that way and skip it. You don't have to play. Or will you risk your life for a $100.
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- I have two lives still. So, might as well try it. - I'm going forward too.
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- What? - I'm risking it all. - I'm going to play it safe. And I'm just going to go that way.
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- Bye Felicia. - Here's $100. You have until I'm done, my ad read,
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to get that money. This is the RoboVac by eufy.
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It's the world's first to have twin turbine technology. Each turbine has a suck power of 2000 pascals.
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That's an 80% increase over previous models. (boxes crunching) Dennis. (Dennis grunts)
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It's also perfect for dog and cat owners because the pet hair pickup has improved over 57%,
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- Ow! - versus previous models. (ding) With eufy's, ipath laser navigation and AI map technology,
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It uses lasers to map any floor in your house. And if that's not good enough,
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it has voice control capabilities. - Out of my way, Dennis. (ding) - Head to the link in the description
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to grab your own exclusive-- (beep) - Wait, do I have to make it back? - How to grab your own exclusive X8 discount.
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Okay Google, ask RoboVac to stop cleaning. (Sarah giggles)
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Welcome to the battle arena. Sabotage is allowed.
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Each of you get one gladiator stick and you can't leave the stage
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until someone is eliminated. (intense music)
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- Oh, wrong footing. - Oof. (intense music)
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(indistinct) - [Sarah ] Hey James, why don't you go next?
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- No thank you. - Are you sure? - Ladies first. - No, no. I really think you should go first.
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- Nope. (Sarah giggling) I don't trust you. - Well, I won't hit you.
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(Sarah giggling)
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Go on. Go fight him. (gladiator stick swooshing) - But there's robots and Dennis over there. - Go on.
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(excited fighting) (gladiator sticks clashing) - As if Dennis.
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(Dennis screaming) - Stop. - I was going to go defensive.
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- Okay. - But not anymore. - Okay. We are alliance. We are alliance. - No alliance.
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(Dennis giggling and screaming)
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- Nope. No. (screaming) - Okay. I have one more life.
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Now it's your turn Sarah. - Go get him Dennis. (weapon boings)
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- Let's get Dennis. - Yeah, I know, right? Can I just push him? (egg cracking)
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(Dennis screams) - Ow. (crunching)
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Do you want to be a lion? (roar) (excited fighting)
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(Dennis screams) - [David] Dennis is out! Stage 5.
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There are 10 RoboVacs, caution tape, and even a rope swing to cross the lava.
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First one across wins. All of the RoboVacs are in position.
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This is the last round. The first person to get to the other side wins.
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Not you Dennis. Dennis, sit down. - Oh. (giggling) Turn on all of the RoboVacs.
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(intense music) Start the vacuums.
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Go! - James. (intense music) - God, whoa, whoa.
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Oh. - Oh (beep). Uh oh. - There's so many.
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- Oh no. Oh no. - That's done.
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- [David] James is approaching the rope swing. - How am I going to do this?
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- Sarah, catch up. - Does that sand count? I can't even tell.
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- You think I'm going to throw this back to her.
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- Okay. (intense music)
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- [James] All of that and she got the rope anyway. (intense music)
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(Sarah screams) Oh my God. - Oh my God.
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- Sarah, go, go, go. Sarah. - [Sarah] Ah! (intense music)
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(alarm rings) - No! - Congratulations James. You win the RoboVac.
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- I gotta be honest guys. This feels great. But I know that when I swung on that rope,
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my foot hit the lava. I could feel it. I think this vacuum is yours.
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- No way. - Woohoo! - And thank you to eufy for sponsoring this video.
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Check the link in the description to get your own. - Thanks for watching. Subscribe to Channel Super Fun.