The Floor Is Lava... WITH ROBOTS!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2022-05-05 · 1,621 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 - [Ethan] These are my friends and this is the warehouse that they have to escape.
0:03 But there's one thing. The floor is lava! You must make it across the room, but if you touch the lava
0:08 or a robot vacuum, you are eliminated. This is stage one.
0:11 There are two robots on the ground. - Look at them! (Sarah laughing)
0:15 They're so menacing! Wait, is Serge controlling them? - [David] They're AI.
0:18 (indistinct yelling and laughter) - Can I go? Can I go? - Do we go?
0:22 - Go! All of us? - (beep) you! (Sarah laughing)
0:25 (bell rings) (bell rings) - [David] James and Dennis have already made it.
0:29 - (beep) robot. - [James] You need a boost, bro? (Colton grunts)
0:32 - Oh, I almost slipped there. (Colton grunts) No! (others scream)
0:37 - Am I done? - [David] You lost one of three lives. - Damn it! - It will only get harder from here.
0:41 I'm sorry. You might want to put your helmets on. They're right behind you. - [James] What?
0:45 (everyone screams) - Congratulations! And welcome to the round two!
0:48 - [David] Whatever you do, don't touch the walls, caution tape, or barbed wire.
0:52 And we have one more robot on the ground. (intense music)
0:57 - Wait, we're taking turns? Does that mean the last person has a disadvantage,
1:00 'cause the sand is gone? - [David] Yes. That's exactly what that means. - I'm going first. - This is bull.
1:04 (Sarah and James screaming) - I'm a wet noodle here. (giggling)
1:07 Those robots are sucking. - Hurry. - Sorry guys, I just went for it.
1:11 - [Dennis] Wow, you look like Conor McGregor that-- You just touched that. - [David] What is that?
1:15 - That was wind. - I didn't see it. - That was wind from my body. (fart sound)
1:19 - [Sarah] Hurry up. - [James] He's coming straight for me.
1:22 - [David] Oh, you touched it. - [David] James is down to two lives - [Colton] Oh, no.
1:27 - [Dennis] It's coming Sarah, move. Oh no.
1:30 (Sarah screams) - [Dennis] Oh, no no no. - What, oh my gosh.
1:34 (Sarah screams) - She's right on me. - [Sarah] James, you're monkey crawling, not smart.
1:39 (Colton screams) - [Dennis] Yeah, move. - Oh, no. - Oh, no, oh, no.
1:42 (laughing) - [David] Go, Dennis, go. - Watch out for barb wire. (Sarah screams)
1:47 It's coming back. - I'm coming. (Sarah panting)
1:51 - Nothing happened. - Sarah, please keep going. - No, no.
1:55 How do I do this? (intense music) - White guys do not die easy.
1:59 - [Dennis] I hate robots! (Sarah screams) We should've never had technology.
2:03 (bell dings) (Dennis screams) - [Colton] Why is it turning?
2:07 (Dennis screams) (Dennis grunts) - [Dennis] I know. I hate robots.
2:11 (intense music) - [David] Sarah and James have made it across
2:15 and Colton is not far behind. (Sarah mumbles)
2:18 (intense music) - Do not try to pretend you're on my team.
2:23 (Dennis mumbles) - [Sarah] Come on Dennis.
2:26 - [Colton] Nice lunge. (Dennis hushing) Why are you saying shush? The robots can't hear you, Dennis.
2:31 - [James] Oh, he's so close. (Dennis screams) - His head. - Well, you're hitting the,
2:34 you're hitting all the-- - You're all dead. - Yes. - You're done. - Did we touch the wire?
2:37 - We all touched it. - Everybody touched it. - Because Sarah died so thoroughly,
2:40 (Sarah screams) I'm gonna let you choose your partner for the next round.
2:43 - James. - Okay. (Sarah and Colton giggles) - You don't even know what the game is.
2:47 - [David] Stage 3. You thought this was easy before? Well, now you're tied together.
2:51 Teams must balance all the way to the end and think of a creative way to cross the seven foot gap.
2:57 (harness clicks) - Wait, we have to be attached? - You are team as well.
3:00 - I didn't pick him. - It doesn't matter. - Lucky you. Shut up.
3:03 (giggling) - And go. - [James] The X is good? - This is gonna be easy. - Yeah.
3:07 - This is very easy. - Yeah this is so easy. - Oh, how do we get over there though?
3:10 (upbeat music) What? - Wait, how? - Oh. (ominous music)
3:15 - Do you have a plan? - One of us has to die. Since you died so thoroughly last time,
3:19 it's only fair that I use you as a stepping stone. - No.
3:23 No, I feel like there's a better way around this. - Okay! wait, wait, we take our helmets off
3:27 and we use our helmets as stepping stones. - Go James go, go James go.
3:32 - It keeps moving with me it's stuck my foot.
3:36 (Sarah gasping) (James grunting) - Okay, okay. Okay.
3:39 Okay. (giggles) (suspenseful music)
3:43 All right, James. How are we gonna do this properly?
3:47 Okay - Oh God. - Yes, yes. - They are really tippy. Okay, are running out of room?
3:51 - Uh. (intense music) (Dennis laughing)
3:55 (Sarah giggles) Go James.
3:59 (Sarah screams) (David grunts) - No, Sarah. - [Dennis] Oh, no.
4:02 - You have to unhook this dead weight. - Yeah--
4:06 (Sarah screams) (Everyone disappointingly ahs) - [David] James. you are also down to one life.
4:10 - [Dennis] We gotta win now, Colton. - [Colton] Okay, now we're gonna stick to the right side, okay?
4:13 - Okay. - [David As Robot's Voice] Hello, Colton, I'm here to kill you.
4:16 - Okay, hurry up before the robot-- Oh my God. Oh my God.
4:21 That was close, Colton. - Where are you?
4:24 How are we supposed to get across this? - [David] You're only a few feet away.
4:27 - Colton, you die, I don't die. - [David] You guys have to figure out how to get across this.
4:31 Do use the things around you, - Use the things around me?
4:35 - [David] Anything. - Oh, Dennis. (Colton screams) Ow.
4:39 (Dennis giggles) (Colton screams) - Okay, Dennis, what I was gonna do--
4:42 actually, no I'm not even gonna help him. He's a lost cause. - [David] Figure this out.
4:46 - Beside you, Dennis. - Beside me? - Not that side. The other side.
4:50 - Use the board Dennis. Use the board.
4:54 Yeah. (cheering) - Watch out. Readjust. Readjust.
4:58 - Yeah. Whoa! (cheering and applause) - Dennis was the only person to make it through.
5:03 Colton is eliminated. You're gone. For this next round, you each have to make a decision.
5:07 Go that way and skip it. You don't have to play. Or will you risk your life for a $100.
5:12 - I have two lives still. So, might as well try it. - I'm going forward too.
5:15 - What? - I'm risking it all. - I'm going to play it safe. And I'm just going to go that way.
5:19 - Bye Felicia. - Here's $100. You have until I'm done, my ad read,
5:24 to get that money. This is the RoboVac by eufy.
5:27 It's the world's first to have twin turbine technology. Each turbine has a suck power of 2000 pascals.
5:32 That's an 80% increase over previous models. (boxes crunching) Dennis. (Dennis grunts)
5:36 It's also perfect for dog and cat owners because the pet hair pickup has improved over 57%,
5:41 - Ow! - versus previous models. (ding) With eufy's, ipath laser navigation and AI map technology,
5:47 It uses lasers to map any floor in your house. And if that's not good enough,
5:51 it has voice control capabilities. - Out of my way, Dennis. (ding) - Head to the link in the description
5:56 to grab your own exclusive-- (beep) - Wait, do I have to make it back? - How to grab your own exclusive X8 discount.
6:02 Okay Google, ask RoboVac to stop cleaning. (Sarah giggles)
6:06 Welcome to the battle arena. Sabotage is allowed.
6:09 Each of you get one gladiator stick and you can't leave the stage
6:13 until someone is eliminated. (intense music)
6:16 - Oh, wrong footing. - Oof. (intense music)
6:20 (indistinct) - [Sarah ] Hey James, why don't you go next?
6:23 - No thank you. - Are you sure? - Ladies first. - No, no. I really think you should go first.
6:28 - Nope. (Sarah giggling) I don't trust you. - Well, I won't hit you.
6:32 (Sarah giggling)
6:35 Go on. Go fight him. (gladiator stick swooshing) - But there's robots and Dennis over there. - Go on.
6:39 (excited fighting) (gladiator sticks clashing) - As if Dennis.
6:42 (Dennis screaming) - Stop. - I was going to go defensive.
6:46 - Okay. - But not anymore. - Okay. We are alliance. We are alliance. - No alliance.
6:49 (Dennis giggling and screaming)
6:53 - Nope. No. (screaming) - Okay. I have one more life.
6:57 Now it's your turn Sarah. - Go get him Dennis. (weapon boings)
7:00 - Let's get Dennis. - Yeah, I know, right? Can I just push him? (egg cracking)
7:03 (Dennis screams) - Ow. (crunching)
7:07 Do you want to be a lion? (roar) (excited fighting)
7:13 (Dennis screams) - [David] Dennis is out! Stage 5.
7:17 There are 10 RoboVacs, caution tape, and even a rope swing to cross the lava.
7:22 First one across wins. All of the RoboVacs are in position.
7:26 This is the last round. The first person to get to the other side wins.
7:31 Not you Dennis. Dennis, sit down. - Oh. (giggling) Turn on all of the RoboVacs.
7:35 (intense music) Start the vacuums.
7:39 Go! - James. (intense music) - God, whoa, whoa.
7:44 Oh. - Oh (beep). Uh oh. - There's so many.
7:48 - Oh no. Oh no. - That's done.
7:52 - [David] James is approaching the rope swing. - How am I going to do this?
7:56 - Sarah, catch up. - Does that sand count? I can't even tell.
8:01 - You think I'm going to throw this back to her.
8:04 - Okay. (intense music)
8:10 - [James] All of that and she got the rope anyway. (intense music)
8:14 (Sarah screams) Oh my God. - Oh my God.
8:17 - Sarah, go, go, go. Sarah. - [Sarah] Ah! (intense music)
8:20 (alarm rings) - No! - Congratulations James. You win the RoboVac.
8:26 - I gotta be honest guys. This feels great. But I know that when I swung on that rope,
8:29 my foot hit the lava. I could feel it. I think this vacuum is yours.
8:35 - No way. - Woohoo! - And thank you to eufy for sponsoring this video.
8:39 Check the link in the description to get your own. - Thanks for watching. Subscribe to Channel Super Fun.