LINUS+50 SHADES OF GREY! - WAN Show Feb 17, 2017
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2017-05-06
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12,049 words · ~60 min read
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all righty it's w show time again we
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have got a great show for you guys today
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and I'll tell you what if it is not a great show you have someone altogether
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new to blame for it and how fun is that
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oh yeah James did the W show do today my
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I swear my chair's too high isn't it uh this is the wrong chair I think oh did
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someone change your chair where wait did you change your
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chair wow wow well I mean I guess that's a uh
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I guess that's sort of a positive for verdig here I mean if they're going to
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sponsor the L show and their chair is not going to be on the L show where it's
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supposed to be it should be at your desk because you took it cuz you like it
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right yeah yeah that is actually why I took it okay well at least we got that
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going okay all right um so we've got a lot of great topics for you guys today
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everything from not liking the WAN Show
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and blaming at jamesg gravity if you hate it to PewDiePie being dropped by
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Disney after anti-semitic stunt to
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Samsung air arrested as part of South
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Korea's government Scandal I mean at least they still have scandals there we
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wouldn't know if we had a scandal over here we much stuff we wouldn't be able
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to tell the difference there's a website I don't remember the exact URL but it's something along lines of like what the f
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happened today and it's like it's literally just
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a like what is going on in politics right now because it's such like a crazy
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storm of things the the damage report that's what I do every morning
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just like okay what now uh Ryzen specs and prices leaked
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because it has been a week and that
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means that there needs to be a topic about riseing specs and prices being
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leaked yeah um also I won't say anything
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about Ryzen specs and pricing but I will say that I'm going to be out of
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office next week for 3
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days I will be too yes for a different
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unrelated reason but yeah you're not is it next week wait no you're the
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following week yeah for a different unrelated reason yeah anyways after that
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BuzzFeed and Facebook try to break readers out of their social media
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bubbles that sounds extremely untrue I'm
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we'll see what happens when we get there to that topic yeah okay so uh wait that
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that's it now the intro right do you think it'll work yes do you think it'll
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work I do do you think it'll work I have 99.8%
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certainty I can't tell if it's working me neither maybe if I clench hard enough
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nope I'm
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dead I love the quick and the bluntness of
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it
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oh yep yeah oh oh
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sponsor dollar shap
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club.com that should be you know does it
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feel like the art of Jingles has kind of been lost yes it's gone a little bit sad
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it makes me sad like from when I was a kid and even like today because many of
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these companies still haven't changed their Jingles but like it's that cheesy
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AM radio sounding music recording what's
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that what's that mattress place Sleep Country and whatever country you're in
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yes yeah do they say do they say USA Country
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USA yeah s Country USA yeah see it works
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why buy a mattress anywhere else yeah I think it goes better with Canada but
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like there's so many of them like apple autog glass just like the art of Jingles
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has been lost like I can't think of a single Jingle
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that stands out to me today that's new yeah that's new CU they still do like
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Sleep Country and stuff but it's old school yeah but and you can tell it's
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old oh yeah like it's bad it feels old
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yeah but I'm I'm just trying to think if there's like anything I you know maybe
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we have McDonald's to blame for this because they used to have great
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Jingles did they yeah I don't think I remember McDonald's Jingles you're
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pretty young okay so McDonald's yeah but okay so McDonald's
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is probably their the most iconic jingle In My Memory was uh have you had your
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break today okay that's like that's old
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enough that you would have been like three um and then after that we didn't
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watch TV much either it all went downhill so it had to be like radio the
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one after that was uh my my my my
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McDonald's and I was like what the crap is
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this terrible that's pretty rough it's
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awful and then and then they were just like no we're
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like we're too trendy and cool oh wow he
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brought you water thank you very much iHeart W whose cup is this is that
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yours so so he technically he technically broke the rules of the
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company to bring me water so can I get mad at him you have to get mad at him
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and like at the exact same time I
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thought you gonna go for the whole thing no I'm saving a little bit like a tiny
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amount oh no I oh I I I could have chugged like two of those I've been I've
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been hosting a video leading up to the show so my mouth is really dry I got you
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um needs some lubrication
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um maybe you could use some too yeah
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probably um it's better as a team effort yeah see okay we got see I don't
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remember KFC ever having fingerlicking good as a as a jingle though like that's
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a slogan that's a yeah those are different that's not the same asingle
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yeah it's got to be uh yeah yeah the folders one the best part waking up it's
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full okay I got it slightly wrong I was I was going Sleep Country
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K cuz the bestest part of waking up the
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folders in your cup something along those lines I think yeah yeah yeah oh
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man I'm just angry all right so do we
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have any actual Tech topics today that have anything to do with any do you
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sweat when you take like a big chug chug of water like immediately you're really
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dehydrated yes huh well that seems counterproductive not really it needed
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to do that but it was like conserving then you were like here and it was like
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thank goodness I'm not hot but it still
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that's not the only reason so now I'm uncomfortable and cold heat is not the
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only reason why you sweat okay why else do you sweat excitement it's like I
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think it's to get rid of like impurities and stuff too isn't it you sweat stuff
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that isn't just water and salt out of your skin I sweat enough that I don't
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think that's an issue no there's like Ura in sweat or
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something stuff in sweat well yeah it's trying to get rid of it yeah it's like
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nasty um I'm not I'm not a I'm not a I
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don't do the bio stuff don't listen to me look it up but but sweat isn't just
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for heat kill
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me uh okay PewDiePie speaking of getting killed oh
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got his deal with Disney killed after an
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anti-semitic stunt you know what's really funny it's Maker Studios if
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people didn't know that Disney owns Maker Studios I didn't know what
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anti-semitic meant I thought people no this was like I was in like high school
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or something like Oh you mean like way back no no I know what it means now yeah
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okay I was like the I thought that people were upset about statements that
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went against like the the true meaning of words I thought it was anti-semantic
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and I was like what's why does that matter I mean like
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I I value clear communication as much as anyone I know but still like like I I
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thought it was like people being upset about like you know getting all anal
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retentive about the meanings of things I was like what's wrong with that like who
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cares and it's like this big anyway I I figured it out later it was in like
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social studies or something I was like oh that makes sense oh because so so
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when it's to do with Judaism and Jewish
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people it's Semitic CU Semite got it
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yeah well I figured that part out I figured the link out later but I would have thought it would be like like anti-
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jetic or something like like cuz I I I didn't know the term Semite yes yeah so
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anyway so the point is uh this was sort of an uncool thing that went down and
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this is a stock image of PewDiePie looking really not that concerned about
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it because it's a stock image um but the original article here is from
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globalnews.ca of all things but basically what happened is Disney said
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he crossed the line with some of his videos but he didn't okay to be fair
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they didn't say that until like the Wall Street Journal made this like super out
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of context slanderous video and then they were like oh no people are
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reporting that's okay I'm going to jump ahead a little bit but one of my least
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favorite things about this entire my God one of my least favorite things about
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this entire Endeavor has been the sheer amount of people there's been a lot of
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people that have stepped up to support him which in my opinion is great because
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that's what should probably be happening right now but the sheer amount of people
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that attacked him for it that definitely watched his videos before and were cool
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with it until someone else was like that's bad and they were like oh no it
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is like come on man I don't know he's
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been gaining subscribers through this yeah he's been it's
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unclear whether the subscriber bleeds here are are Corrections or whether
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um cuz I know YouTube has done oh wait
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oh no oh those are not Corrections okay so yes he has bled some subscribers uh
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so out of his previously 53 million um he now has 53 and a half
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million because he gains faster than he can possibly lose because he's pewdiepie
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So in terms of like his business I doubt he's really gonna suffer but um well
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scare PewDiePie was cancelled okay all
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right so like there is Direct business things so what happened exactly uh he
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has made a number of videos where there was
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like what you could potentially see is anti-Semitic imagery um one of the
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interesting responses that I've seen so far is when h3h3 responded mhm because
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they're like friends and he is Jewish mhm so like
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you'd think that wouldn't really work and Ethan was just like yeah he's
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totally cool everything's totally fine so that was an interesting response so
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far um all of the images
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were when you take things out of a context you can make them look like pretty much whatever you want and when
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you take this stuff out of complex specifically you can really make it look
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really bad especially when you put it in like a video with like you fade out the
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back and you put some white text on it like Wall Street Journal did and or I
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think it was Wall Street Journal um hopefully that's correct and then you
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make like uh this is horrible and then they show it with no context around it
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all of the times that he did something like this it was to contrast something
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else like one time it was to show that the YouTube like everyone's a moderator
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now YouTube Insider program or whatever it was called he was comparing that to
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like terrible Nazi practices okay he
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wasn't saying the Nazi practices were good he wasn't condoning them he was
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like this is terrible I'm going to shoot way too far and explain this thing and
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he has said said himself like I'm an amateur comedian I went too far with
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some of these jokes but like this is not
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me you're taking the Moe of context I wasn't saying they're positive things
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with the sign okay so we should explain this was the incident that kind of um
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snowballed into what it's become now so
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and again taken within the appropriate
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context uh and I agree with his
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statement that he clearly went too far
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um cuz there isn't a lot of like great context in which you can take something
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like this but basically PewDiePie used I think it was fiver I don't know if
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you're familiar with Fiverr it's a service where you can pay $5 for people
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to do something so through Fiverr he
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paid two men to hold up a sign that said
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death to all Jews um which is not great his point
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here was that the people on this website would do nearly anything for five bucks
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and he he's trying to say how that isn't like a good thing and he was able to get
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these guys to hold up this sign that he does not agree with at all and it's very
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bad and generally people would not do for $5 but he was showing on this
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website you can get people to do this crazy stuff for $5 but this created a
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lot of problems because those guys who
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had who issued an apology video afterward saying we we didn't know what
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the sign said like English is not a real strong point for us we we had no idea uh
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those guys were getting attacked online for people thinking that they were
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extremists until sort of the truth started to come out and they probably
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should have checked but like I get it at the same time for five bucks uh you're
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not going to be able to have your legal department check with your comm's
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department and uh yeah Google Translate is a super difficult tool to use
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still I don't know man um like it it was not great he could
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have definitely used something else to get his point across y uh he was trying
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to make it Ultra impactful he's shocking shock humor basically and he's a
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YouTuber that relies on clicks like we all do so being able to use that to get
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clicks would definitely super work and it definitely super worked it just
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worked a little bit too much yeah I guess to the wrong people yeah so uh you
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know what ah yeah I mean do we do we
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just have to kind of straw pull this because I um maker dropping him and
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Disney dropping him and all that kind of stuff is one thing and it's like a
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company decision where they're like we don't want this stuff to happen and
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apparently this isn't the first time it's been brought up and like a couple other things that's one thing everyone
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claiming that he's like a racist and stuff I absolutely don't think that's
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true right but attacking him
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personally and attacking him as a business are two
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totally different things so I want to know from you guys
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do you think this was an overreaction sorry turn it nah I want I
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want real answers do you guys think it was an overreaction in the context of
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what he was doing or do you think though
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for I think people what statement what action okay so getting dropped okay and
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people attacking him yeah but those are different things getting the the maker
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dropping him because they're like we don't want these images on a partner
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Channel Y is totally different than people calling him actually a racist
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okay fair enough well I just want to know in general do people think that the
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reaction to what he did is an overreaction or do you think it's
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appropriate because I I'll say for myself there is no place on a lonus
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Media Group channel for an image that
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contains those sentiments I can't think
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of any context where I would consider
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that appropriate to upload and this is why I'm saying the drop and the company
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decision is something totally different though because that I I like I'm not
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even going to dive into whether or not I agree with what they did but they have
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absolutely the right to do that yes if they're like we don't want these things on our Affiliated channels sure that's
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totally up to them but calling him a racist for it is a different thing so it
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looks like most of our audience thinks this is overall an
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overreaction to what was in my mind clearly meant to be an
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illustration of a point even if I personally don't think it's in good
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taste yeah like I don't think it was in good taste like what about PewDiePie was
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in good taste I mean that's the real question here from not just not people
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calling him a racist but from maker and Disney dropping him from that
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perspective is like what's the the
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imaginary line that he suddenly crossed here he was already foulmouthed
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completely inappropriate I find it hilarious a
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shock and awe Channel basically which I find hilarious but like but is it was
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already not Disney princess friendly know yes yes and they should have known
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that and this should have been yeah I completely agree I mean maybe though
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they were already toying with this idea and this is an opportunity to separate
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the brands maybe it's possible I mean we
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we never know what goes on in in the boardroom right yeah like I said the
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company decision I I don't I don't that's their thing yeah whatever
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they want to do and I totally get it like like you just said with line ofc
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tips and Affiliated brands or whatever if I were you I would hold the exact
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same opinion right like that makes sense
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yeah I I I want nothing to do with that when people when my channel icon when my
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trademark is sitting next to a video I don't want that image in it yeah yeah
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and I totally get that especially from a business point of view but like looking
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at him as a person I don't I don't believe that about him as a person
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whatsoever at all I his content hilarious he needs a a business partner
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unit that wants to accept that kind of stuff and I'm 100% certain they're out
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there oh I'm sure they're out there too yeah I mean uh we had uh what's their
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face um the porn the porn site was it was it
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pornhub or was it like what are you what what is the yeah the one that wanted to sponsor us to do like uh more dildo
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racing videos and stuff like okay it was porn I said we should do it I told
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Colton to do it and then you heard wind of it we're like no yes I I cut that off
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and it's not like and to be clear get I don't have like a strong moral objection
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to people watching porn or anything like that it's just not helpful for our
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company image and our brand to be associated in the eyes of other people
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who we do want to work with and so it's just it would have been Bad Business
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move and I just thought it would have been hilarious it got killed so hard so
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hard and that's fair
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yeah all right see the whole chat's down but that's the problem we have to mark
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it to like I don't know I mean well yeah look
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at I mean it's not any secret what brands we work with you know we work
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with Samsung and we're trying to look friendly to them and Intel and AMD and
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Microsoft and like and like we'll attack those guys for their products but we
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don't want to put them in an awkward situation of like being affiliated with
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a company that they don't want to be near everyone worries about that I mean
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one of the most precious things you have as a company maybe the most precious
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thing you have in many cases is your brand is that that icon or that slogan
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or that what jingle jingle nice jingle um
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and to to put that in any kind of
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negative light is something that Brands will fight really hard against and we're
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talking trivial stuff like if you have
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too many pixels of white border or not
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enough usually not enough pixels of border around a logo or if you throw a
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drop shadow on somebody's font that they
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put their tagline in you'll you'll get
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like so so working at n okay so we would put together campaigns
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for tech companies and so we would take their assets and we would combine them
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into like things with you know our product page and our product photos and
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all that and then we would put it up on the site and there are brands that would
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straight up because there okay so there's the profit margin that a
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retailer makes so let's say they buy
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this cup at a dollar and they're expected to sell it at you know a150 or
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whatever the case may be um so there's that margin but then there there's also
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marketing funds so usually called MDF so
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for each glass we sell we might also get 20 cents of Kickback at the end of the
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quarter and in exchange because it's not
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just for selling the glass because if it was that simple they would just sell it
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to us at 80 cents in the first place yeah and we would just take 70 cents of
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margin no no that kickback is for being
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a supportive partner so you have to put together uh a list of all the things you
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did to support the sales of this product and the propagation of this brand
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message to your customers so inclusion in things like email newsletters um
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landing pages banners on the top of the site uh NC Tech tips videos for example
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all that kind of stuff you put together this report that says we did this this
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this this this and this cut us that check for that extra Kickback that we
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qualify for and if you screw it up and
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you put the brand in the wrong context in the wrong spot on the page or or next
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to pornhub's logo they're just not going
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to cut the check which would have been hilarious which would have been really
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funny but I never did yeah which totally
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makes sense did I ever talk about porn on NC Tech tips must have come up at
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some point I must have at least H we have how to hide your
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porn like we've touched the topic I here yes but when back when I was like
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actually you know a suit I I never wore
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suit and wasn't there an ad on that video or did we put no integration I
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have I'm I'm not sure what I you know
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what I I don't think I don't think we put an integration on it I'm going to
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check okay you you check the you check the Hydra porn video um speaking of
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which I think that has like a million views now yeah I heard I heard it did
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really well in China the community no like seriously like I've heard it it's
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at 1.36 million views wow and the like to
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dislike at the beginning was like pretty bad it was Savage it's going up slowly
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it's actually like it's going right up it's still bad
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but wow see like we have that on our
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Channel look at these guys I I I sin no
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it's a six-minute video there's no way it's a I'm wearing that shirt you're
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wearing the oh you're wearing the Highlander shirt so you've got an ASUS
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an Intel and wasn't it someone else too
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for Highlander Corsair ASUS Intel and
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Corsair have their logo all over how to hide your porn that 1.3 million people
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say man this video was so
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recipes yeah it was so the amount of
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like like weird oh man little b-roll things we did was I know like polishing
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the that's disgusting okay here here here uh oh you know what no I don't have
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that I actually don't have yours plugged in right now I'm sorry it's okay oh man
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integration integration if you guys haven't I don't think there's an
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integration on it no no ad spot um
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so here we go where's no integration that's just awful where's
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the uh where's the sausage there it is there it is so this
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is that's that's just a sneak peek at the kind of visuals that there were in
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this
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video oh my God I remember talking about
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like this video way back when we were at NCI still either you pitch it to me or
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we were just casually talking I was like yeah I've always kind of wanted to do
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this I don't remember but I remember after you figured out that it was
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somewhere in the back of my mind that maybe it was an acceptable idea you were
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like let's do it let's do
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it and it took a few years I'm uh I'm
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I'm really stoked that we that we did this you know it felt like maybe it was
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a bad decision at the time and we we took like from other creators too she
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might even be watching this so hi Mom uh
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but I was I was on her computer trying to fix
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something and I found that this this video had been 100% watched or whatever
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they have the new watch duration thing now to be fair my mom will just like
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watch literally everything and I think
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sometimes she'll just be like watching and then just start doing something else or like leave the computer and I'll just
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autoplay like a whole bunch of our videos I'm sure she wouldn't have gotten
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distracted from that but I just I saw that and I was like oh
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man I'm so sorry Mom I think it's maybe
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it's just like a um it's like a double-edged sword right like on the one
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hand my family has no idea what I do but
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on the other hand they have no idea what I do yeah yeah I I like my family
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knowing what I do it it it's I I feel bad that like my mom had to watch that
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video cuz that's just super weird but like usually it's cool I can't even like
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I have kids now I can't imagine watching one of my kids sit and like flick a raw
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sausage on camera oh and like okay you
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want to do the the weird part about that too what about when you see 100% watch
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time on that video from your kid
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oh I don't even I you know what they
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would need some tips to hide it from you cuz you're Tech guy yeah you know it's
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it's really funny like I remember as a kid like this is going to be a huge note
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for L's kids safe browsing private browsing will not be enough for you yeah
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this is this is a huge generational difference here in that our generation
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and our parents generation your your dad
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probably to a lesser extent than either of my parents and your mom but there is
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going to be such a difference in the
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because he's like Tech heavy yeah yeah in the degree of tech savviness between
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the generations because I'm like I'm
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looking at what's going on going I'm a little bit out of touch like I don't
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snap um okay okay so I I'm not
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necessarily up on you know I've never played you know what's that mobile game
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that everyone plays with like armies or Clash of Clans Clash of Clans or
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whatever else so I've never installed Clash of Clans on a mobile device
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neither have I but you know what's going on there's certain things yes yeah there
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there's certain things that that that my generation is going to be behind on by
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the time my son is is 11 and getting
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curious
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um anyway
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so so I'm I'm a little bit out of touch
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but I'm also Savvy enough to understand
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like like my parents didn't understand that you could delete the history from a
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browser yeah and that's really different
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whereas like my kids are going to have to be
27:58
vpnn realizing that I know what VPN
28:02
traffic encrypted traffic looks like
28:05
like there's a whole other sort of game
28:08
that is going really intense like I'm actually really excited to like hear the
28:12
stories of how this goes down because hiding that from someone who's admitting
28:17
your network and knows what they're doing is like and sort of Next Level I'm
28:22
not an expert but I'm also not an idiot and I can learn this stuff I you would
28:27
that's what I mean I haven't tooled around with enough networking stuff to
28:31
consider myself even a beginner by really basic stuff by the standards by
28:36
which I judge myself I'm I'm not even a beginner but I know enough to know where
28:41
the tool where the book to read is and I know enough to read the book and figure
28:47
it out so prove that you're old when the time could have been an
28:52
ebook on uh transcript of Al linda.com
28:56
course you understood what I meant yeah which
28:59
makes you old too um that's fair I still read physical books but like honestly I
29:05
wouldn't be surprised if this coming generation goes full circle and has like
29:11
nudie printouts magazines because I wouldn't even think
29:16
to look for that I mean now that I've thought about it but but it it might be literally
29:21
easier to just physically hide something yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe back in the
29:26
shed or something weird I don't know y yeah somewhere that you just yeah I mean
29:30
I would probably find it if in the shed I mean that's where I keep
29:34
my but seriously um yeah yep although
29:39
there were some tips that we gave that were very good so the dedicated viewing
29:45
device yeah where you keep everything contained you keep it off the network uh
29:49
you refuel it when you're on a connection that is outside of anywhere
29:53
where an admin would be able to watch you so there are certain tips that we gave in the how to hide video yeah that
29:58
that could defeat me but the dedicated device I don't know because that's tough
30:03
you have to own it and you have to physically hide it and you have to hide
30:06
it and if you find an electronic device that you've never heard of or seen before and that I can't get into that
30:11
you can't get into all of those things you can't get into it it's hidden you've never heard of or seen it
30:16
before that's getting confiscated so
30:21
hard you can have this back when you're
30:24
18 wre
30:27
um I seriously I don't know what kind of parent I'm going to be about a lot of
30:31
things like I'm super strict about some stuff and then other stuff like I'm
30:35
pretty chill so I don't I don't really know but like I don't I don't it's it's
30:39
amazing are you just going to like figure it out when it happens yeah you can guess what kind of a parent you're
30:44
going to be but like I never would have
30:47
so okay so I would have known are you like the talk parent um like you're
30:51
going to wait till it happens and then have the talk and like explain what it
30:55
is and like I don't know cuz like I
30:59
speak pretty frankly yes like I'm not going to shy away from the word penis no
31:04
at all and like but on the flip side
31:08
it's like I don't want I don't you know
31:11
what no maybe maybe I will I I'll probably just go for it I'll I'll
31:15
probably just like yeah yeah I'll
31:18
probably just go for it I'll be like okay
31:21
so this is why rim jobs are a bad idea
31:26
and it might seem good in a movie yeah but this is here are all
31:31
the reasons why not are H in in my opinion that's a good idea because too
31:36
many people just see the stuff and then
31:39
have no context for why it may or may not be bad and then that's worse and you
31:43
will never actually completely stop them
31:46
if they really want to I think we also live in an age where this information is
31:50
so easily accessible that I'm not convinced it really matters anymore um
31:53
it might be better coming from like a trusted somehow I managed to bypass
31:59
sexual education in both I think it's grade five or grade six when it comes up
32:04
the first time and then I think grade 10 when it comes up the second time mine
32:07
was grade seven for some reason so I changed schools in grade six and then
32:13
okay so it was at a different so it had already been done at the yep and then um
32:17
in high school I don't know what happened exactly but I never got sexual
32:21
education I mean it's a miracle I know what to do with it at all maybe I don't
32:26
maybe me it seems to be working pretty well yeah it seems to be working pretty well um well not
32:33
anymore but um it it did didn't seem to
32:38
be that difficult to kind of piece it
32:42
together so I don't know my mom stepped up did she gave us the talk yeah
32:47
relatively early on to the point where like when we started sex ah in class and
32:51
all these kids were like but uh what is that I was like are you all idiots
32:55
like I don't know I felt better about
32:58
that to be completely honest I I personally prefer knowing more things
33:03
even if those things may be uncomfortable I've always believed in
33:07
that Mantra I'm going to have to tackle it when I get to it though cuz like I
33:10
would have known that I'm the kind of parent who's never going to let his kids
33:14
win at anything like people were upset that I didn't let my son win at cribbage
33:19
cuz like I should just be impressed that he's playing crib and he's four he can
33:23
count his own 15s and runs and Pairs and three of and all that stuff like really
33:28
impressive he has a little trouble remembering when he has a flush or nibs
33:32
but he's doing real well um but I'm not going to let him win and people were
33:36
like upset on Twitter and like I crushed him at risk and posted a picture of that
33:40
on Twitter and we were like I'm like then it's more of an accomplishment when
33:44
you win my thing like the the little girl at the Nintendo event I did
33:48
genuinely want to let her win but that wasn't my kid yes that was how I
33:53
approached that I I didn't want to do that even though it happened stupid
33:58
training wheels whatever uh because it again wasn't my kid if I was I don't
34:02
want one but if I was in line of his position I'd probably do the same thing cuz then when they do beat you it has to
34:06
mean something yeah trophies need to mean something and like real
34:11
accomplishment is like really cool and something that you can't get in all
34:14
beating me at badminton needs to be a real trophy like like you'll go like get
34:19
food after that's right and like have a conversation and then I'll cry yeah yes
34:24
because I will be officially supp planted as the man of the
34:30
house you do that based on
34:33
badminton oh that's awesome well what else do I have going for
34:39
me that's fantastic should we do some actual news topics or something can the
34:44
show's like half over yeah whoa it's
34:49
it's like half over okay uh this show is brought to you by Dollar Shave
34:54
Club Dollar Shave Club where when you're
34:57
a man but you're not supplanted yet you
35:00
can shave your face and look younger just like Luke did the last couple weeks
35:05
which was actually you you know I wildly unintentional I used to like baby face
35:10
Luke and now I think Babyface Luke is uh
35:15
we'll throw that baby out with the bath water yeah yeah it's done it's done yeah
35:18
it's done it's done rugged Luke works a
35:21
lot better for Luke and for lonus yeah yeah and I think it works better for
35:26
everyone so like normally I use I'm not even just saying this cuz he had spot I
35:30
legitimately use Dollar Shave Club razors down here where you get like the
35:33
neck beardy thing yeah cuz neck beard is like I don't want that that gets clean
35:37
shaved like getting rid of it neck beard is not even a like you should do it to
35:41
be like haha I'm doing something uncool like socks and
35:45
sandals grow in well no it just it just looks like you don't care yeah so but
35:52
normally I like having like the normal
35:55
kind of beard yeah okay um and that would be trimmed and then this would be
36:00
shaved yeah so what's up right now what happened right now is uh I have this
36:06
super fancy cost me an annoying amount of money electronic razor thingy yeah
36:10
and you change the level that the guard is at electronically yeah and it shows
36:15
on the display so I was spamming the up button because I was like I want it
36:20
to not take off very much at all and it
36:23
would like glitch out and not go up every time I pressed it but I was like whatever and I eventually got up to the
36:27
maximum setting was like okay cool and I
36:31
I went like this and like it doesn't shave that well so I hold it in my hand
36:35
like this and just went and just cut this whole side down
36:39
and it went like almost straight down to skin I ended up sending a picture to
36:43
Jake um Jake has it where I just like I finished up cuz I did half so I just
36:47
finished up and made it like too fac and it was insane the like full beard and
36:51
then completely gone and I was like okay well I can't do this so I have to finish
36:55
both sides and it was just gone and it's funny cuz the end of my personal rig
36:59
video I'm like I'm going to shave now and I was intentionally just cleaning it up and then the ad spot immediately
37:04
afterwards it's like the next day with
37:08
nowh and everyone in the comments was like holy crap you're really ugly and
37:13
I'm like that wasn't the goal I was just trying to make it a little bit Tiner I
37:18
wasn't trying to sh it off don't be ugly
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visit dollarshaveclub.com they've got an offer
37:26
now where you can try out their top tier razor for I think it's the first month
37:31
is free or something anyway after that it's just a couple bunks a month bunks
37:35
couple bucks a month they send highquality razors and they have other bathroom supplies as well straight to
37:39
your door so you don't have to get people on the internet telling you that
37:43
you are ugly yeah it's good yeah yeah
37:46
you can have a beard and still use a blade good stuff shave the neck beard uh
37:51
so Samsung air arrested as part of South
37:54
Korea's government scandal
37:59
so the original article here is from cbc.ca JY Le is a suspect in influence
38:06
pedaling Scandal that led to the impeachment of the South Korean
38:11
president they have got a thing going on
38:14
over there though it surprises me that it even made the
38:19
news relative to a lot of other stuff
38:22
going on so Samsung paid tens of millions allegedly along with allegedly
38:27
a $830,000
38:31
horse wow for the president to exert
38:34
pressure on Korea's national pension service to support a merger of two
38:38
Samsung group companies I see so this
38:41
merger would make it easier for JY Lee
38:45
to gain control over Samsung Wow way to
38:50
go James failure typo Samsung Samsung
38:56
Samsung shares in Samsung fell
38:59
1.3% Samsung Electronics Co limited and
39:02
shares in Samsung CNT Corp fell 2.8 did
39:06
I say 1 point something else you said 1.3 well good for me I I you know what
39:11
that's it I Quit well then all I was saying was that wasn't a James
39:16
problem that's been dealt with okay that's fair yeah Ryzen specs and
39:20
prices leaked again again I think it's
39:24
been 3 or four weeks in a row yeah something like that yeah here's another
39:28
picture of a CPU wait it's wccf Tech I thought the last time they leaked it
39:32
they said it was official wait what so this time the same article is this the
39:37
same article as last week when was it posted February
39:40
12th NOP no okay so is this one more or less
39:45
official oh oh hold on I don't think wait did we have what oh I don't think
39:49
we had quad and six cores last time so this one is just as official so you can
39:55
tell there more of it how totally leaked
39:58
and not being carefully doled out by AMD
40:02
this information is yeah um I mean it's
40:07
interesting so quad core 3.2 to 3.5 GHz
40:11
with overclocking apparently all ryzen CPUs will support overclocking is 130
40:17
bucks it could be a very good time to be a value consumer again you can get
40:23
hyperthreading so an i7 competitor for 107
40:27
I shouldn't call it hyperthreading turbo threat I don't know what they call it
40:30
this is going to get really confusing really fast my life has been really easy
40:35
for the last four years cuz all I have to care about is like the Intel TM names
40:39
for things cuz no one cares about amds equivalent so there's hyperthreading and
40:43
there's GPU boost I feel like we need those guys just for
40:47
the fact that now AMD CPUs are going to
40:51
be like a thing y I'm it's going to be so much more work I am stoked great
40:56
every video card every video card we're going to have to test on AMD and intell
41:01
again literally twice as many can you imagine that it has been so long since
41:06
anyone even asked and we'll have to do like RAM stuff can you remember the last
41:10
time anybody asked us to Benchmark a new video card on an AMD platform that would
41:14
have been back in the garage 2013 wow so it's 2017 now so you can do the math on
41:19
that Savage like yeah we'll have to do
41:23
RAM because the new platform might have different there'll be a difference maybe
41:28
it'll matter cuz it's if you if you don't do like an I3 with a Titan XP
41:33
maybe it'll matter in like more scenarios than that y um it's possible
41:37
yeah like it's just going to have to do everything cool all right so much more
41:42
work what else we got that's okay maybe we can do like a four-part video Yeah
41:48
guys yeah you know what I'm down to do
41:51
more work though as long as it's something that's exciting no I'm totally
41:55
and bringing the fun and like exploration back into a new CPU launch
42:01
is is like getting really exciting for me what I have to say though is I'm
42:06
falling into the Trap again AMD has done
42:09
this to me a lot of times where it has looked really promising I'm not falling
42:13
into the Trap and then they have crapped on me I'm getting excited so I I have
42:18
become other than with Nintendo which I'm just okay with I have become an
42:23
expert at curbing excitement mhm I do
42:27
not care and then it'll be on a bench and I'll get super super stoked I'm very
42:31
excited to get it on a bench I don't even really care outside of
42:36
that then we'll we'll see how it goes I'm excited for the marketplace looking
42:41
really different six months from now I and I I hope that I hope that they pull
42:46
through because this will be the last time that I will get my hopes up which I
42:50
have said before unless it works then there'll be one more time then there'll
42:54
be one more time
42:57
BuzzFeed and Facebook try to break
43:01
readers out of their social media bubbles the original article is from
43:05
Bloomberg let's go ahead and pull it
43:09
up why does it say and Facebook that yeah that doesn't make any sense so
43:13
BuzzFeed tries to break so the publisher will expose audience to opinions from
43:19
across the Web different article for Facebook ah okay news outlets seek out
43:24
other viewpoints after the surprise election buzzfeed's outside your bubble
43:29
feature will appear at the bottom of its
43:32
widely shared articles so that they can claim that they're doing this and no one
43:37
will ever click on it and it won't matter so the idea then is to get
43:42
readers to understand or at least be
43:45
exposed to viewpoints of people who don't think like they do if they go to
43:50
the bottom of an article and click on what is probably a small button and
43:53
click on what looks like probably a promoted story although what I will say is
43:59
this someone out there is clicking on promoted stories and believing stuff
44:05
that is obviously nonsense yeah someone
44:09
is doing that or else it wouldn't be such a huge thing or else it wouldn't be
44:12
down there and those articles might
44:16
sound slightly more credible there's on
44:19
the front page of BuzzFeed there was an a serious investigation article about
44:24
how this person is sad that their Bagel wasn't cut in half as effectively as
44:28
they would want it to and I don't understand why this
44:34
website exists you know what's really funny though is I have I have probably
44:39
done a longer rant than that about the worst Subway sandwich anyone ever made
44:43
for me I'm pretty sure you've heard
44:46
it have you not I think I have but I feel like this was much more interesting
44:51
okay okay might as well go for it I I'm going to tell the Subway sandwich rant
44:55
this was was bar also hold up before you
44:58
go I cannot find this
45:02
button how far down do you have to go I don't know I've been going for a while I
45:06
might have missed it maybe it hasn't been deployed yet
45:10
like I went through the main article yeah I got here I was like okay maybe
45:16
it's on the sidebar I tried the more button doesn't
45:19
seem to be that oh okay okay so I so
45:25
this was okay so there was a period where I don't remember when this was it
45:31
must have been about 10 years ago uh maybe like 10 11 years ago so that would
45:35
make it what like
45:38
2015 um so when was the like anyway
45:43
whatever it was it was a period where jobs were like coming back and it was
45:49
fairly obvious that at entry level positions they were having a very hard
45:54
time at least here in Vancouver filling them every clothing store had Help
45:58
Wanted signs for like sales representatives every every restaurant
46:03
had Help Wanted signs in the Windows for like cashiers and and um waiters and
46:09
waitresses and stuff like that so I
46:12
walked into a Subway and this must have been the worst subway employee that I
46:17
have ever encountered in my entire life I said okay I would like a foot long sub
46:22
on this kind of bread and we got that far okay and then I had my Tuna on it
46:26
and I said could I have two layers of tomato and the guy picks up two slices
46:32
of tomato and puts them on either end of the sandwich either end of a foot long
46:37
looks at me expectantly and I go no no
46:40
two layers and so and this this was the part
46:45
where my hand almost made it all the way
46:48
through my forehead to the back of my skull he picks up the Tomato on the one
46:52
end puts it on top of the one at the other end
46:56
totally straight face like I'm pretty sure he wasn't messing with me was he
47:00
high and looks at me expectantly and I'm I was just I I
47:06
actually my mouth was moving I couldn't get words out of it and the shift
47:12
supervisor kind of scurries over and goes I'll take it from here grabs a
47:17
thing of tomatoes and puts it across the rest of the sandwich and finishes making
47:21
my sandwich meanwhile like I can barely even think about what I want to put on it I can't believe what I just witnessed
47:26
and you might go look lonus like that's racist yo he probably didn't understand
47:30
English or something but I don't buy it
47:34
I said two and he managed to get two pieces of tomato and I said layers and
47:40
he managed to put one on top of the other so he understood two and he
47:44
understood layers why would anybody want either of
47:50
those configurations
47:54
impossible and I think that that's much worse than the bagel being cut in half
47:57
the wrong way also I tried to find it on the Us website manually navigated there
48:03
yep nothing nothing okay well we'll figure that out
48:07
later um so they're not trying that hard
48:12
is probably where I'm going to put that all right so ours Technica the dad
48:18
who live streamed his son's birth by
48:22
accident on Facebook loses in Court he
48:26
tried to sue TV companies that picked up
48:29
the video but it was protected under fair use where basically the court said
48:34
that where pictures or videotapes themselves are the focus of a major news
48:38
story news reporters may make brief use of selected footage to explain to the
48:42
public what the story is
48:45
about this is really interesting original article from The Verge YouTube
48:51
to Kill unskippable 30 second ads next
48:55
year here
49:03
but oh that's I can it's that was pretty
49:06
good I was doing my best there but don't celebrate just yet um there will still
49:12
be shorter unskippable ads so there you
49:18
go yep
49:22
cool this is interesting Bill Gates figures that robots that take your job
49:27
should pay taxes um this is
49:32
actually wow I initially I kind of went well that's super dumb I'm disappointed
49:36
you were such a smart guy before but this is potentially the solution to the
49:43
um they'd have to pay in Ed amount of taxes to what I said last was it last
49:48
week where I was saying that companies that replace workers are going to have
49:53
to pay extra taxes to allow for some
49:58
kind of Social Security net for the people who aren't going to have jobs I
50:02
got a lot of criticism under that under the video last week people calling me a
50:06
socialist or whatever else I think a lot of uh the problems around this is going
50:11
to be what defines a robot well if it's
50:14
Microsoft it's going to be probably up per core license or something along
50:18
those lines like they will probably the government will probably have to redefine what constitutes a person
50:24
replacement yeah because like that has happened a lot already yep with
50:29
automated machines yep so I mean they'll
50:32
probably have to work out some kind of a system based on the current unemployment
50:35
rate and much like property taxes the way that they change from year to year
50:39
depending on how the real estate market is performing um I suspect they could
50:44
come up with some kind of an index that kind of goes okay you have
50:50
this proportion of the actual employment that's actually out there you have
50:54
automated x amount this is how much you owe to make up the difference for all
50:57
the people that clearly don't have jobs at all then there's going to be some tax
51:01
Loop if your company is based out of Texas or something and everyone will pay
51:05
nothing and everything will go on like normal cool yeah or Delaware is Delaware
51:11
the it's Delaware right I don't I'm not sure I think Delaware is the tax
51:17
place but um yeah I mean it's an interesting point because this Delaware
51:22
tax Haven I mean there there's there's also just the fact that the government
51:27
for people not being working is giving up that income
51:32
tax yeah so not only are there going to be more people to support like this is a
51:37
problem we actually have to solve and like I had people making arguments to me
51:41
like no this just frees up people to like do better stuff and like what no
51:46
one wants to talk about this but like if
51:49
that were true if losing your job driving a coal truck was going to turn
51:54
you into a best-selling novelist or something or even a crappy novelist um
52:00
if that were how this works if people were just going to make money from
52:04
people giving them money by doing something creative or becoming a
52:08
professor or whatever the case may be then we would have already seen that we
52:14
wouldn't have the situation that we're
52:17
in right now in the states with people who just want their jobs back who have
52:23
potentially been out of work for many years at this point
52:29
um still not having work it's just not how it works
52:35
unfortunately it's sort of a big problem like already
52:39
um look at like I'm I'm I'm my biggest
52:43
worry and uh it's it's not just my
52:46
biggest worry it's like a lot of different people's biggest worry is cars
52:51
because the transport sector is I believe the biggest employment sector in
52:54
the state States yep and like semis and taxi cabs and all this kind of stuff are
53:00
a really freaking big deal yep and
53:03
that's going to be automated like soon yep very very soon and I mean there's
53:07
another Factor here electric cars do not need nearly the same degree of
53:11
Maintenance that internal combustion engine cars do um so all of a sudden car
53:16
maintenance is going to go from oil changes and transmission fluid and hot
53:23
swapping Motors to hot swapping battery Motors and you'll need to replace your
53:27
tires and tires basically CU even light bulbs are going done at automated you
53:33
drive up it lifts up your car or it doesn't even lift up your car it just
53:36
drops the floor out of under it other than where your wheels are so Elan mus
53:41
talked about how you would be able to swap out a battery pack faster than you could fill up your car with gas so they
53:46
could probably do other stuff too very interesting and um you know
53:52
it's just it's one of those things where like he wasn't saying that electric cars
53:56
didn't break down more than traditional cars he was saying that the maintenance on them is much different yeah yeah they
54:01
can break down tried to call you out sure of course they can of course they can call you down or call you out yeah
54:06
of course anyone can call me out I'm sort of a I'm sort of a big Target um of
54:11
course they can break down but that's not what we're talking about we're talking about the regular maintenance
54:15
that I have to do like every two months on my car and what maintenance entails
54:21
yeah very very interesting automat that
54:25
maintenance would be that's right oh
54:32
boy scary okay um what else we got here
54:39
Nintendo switch system menus leaked really that's news way to go James it's
54:44
really boring I watched the whole thing it's it's boring okay I'm Nintendo
54:49
Fanboy and I was like okay it's a it's a system menu all right okay there's icons
54:56
and you scroll through them and then you like type in your information and it makes your an account
55:02
hooray um Star Wars The Last Jedi is
55:05
officially plural uh we can tell because when it was translated to
55:10
Spanish um that's plural so that's good
55:14
so I finally saw Rogue one oh and is it
55:18
has it been enough time probably I think so I it's only playing in like three
55:22
theaters in the Lower Mainland at this point like if you haven't seen it in the theater now you're probably not seeing
55:26
it in the theater I like barely made it and I honestly I I'm I apologized for
55:32
taking my wife to it afterward and I have to go see 50 Shades Darker as
55:37
penants now because she wants to see that that was not a good movie she wants
55:41
to see that she's she is I'm a little
55:44
disappointed she is otherwise
55:48
um she is I'm like rather disappointed
55:51
like this this is like a like I'm not mad okay she acknowledges that it isn't
55:58
good she knows it's
56:01
bad I I don't know I have never seen the
56:04
first one like have you no like do you know how bad it is I don't know about
56:10
the movie but I know the premise of the books and I've read articles of like sex
56:14
positive people reviewing the book and being like this is morally and like
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emotionally and physically bad because even if you want to like play with these
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types of Dynamics what is described in the book is literally
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abuse so because like things aren't communicated properly you could do the
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same stuff if you communicated it properly but it's not really bad I know
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I've never read the books I've never seen the original movie anyway the point
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is I now thanks to Rogue one have to go
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see a trashy movie I'm very sorry for you yeah and so am I and I'm almost as
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sorry for myself that I had to see Rogue
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one because there there were there were some good
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moments um but there so spoiler alert
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there were some good moments but there was some
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incredibly immersion and flow breaking stuff in that movie okay what was
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immersion breaking okay so here's there
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first of all the score was terrible I couldn't believe how bad the musical score was for a star warsie I was not I
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was not a fan of the score it actually took me out of the movie multiple times
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where I went why why did they change something
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about the iconic Star Wars tune right now just then why there was no reason to
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change that and the opening music like right when it opens is bad there's no
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opening text scroll but like I'm not going to get I'm not going to get too
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sort of upset about that I think the idea there is that it's not a Mainline
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movie but yeah here here is one of the
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biggest okay so so a couple times it was just really bad writing and bad acting
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so the delivery of the inspirational motivational speech to the Rebel command
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was awful it was abominable and the like
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the shots of the reactions in the room I mean the ACT she's very good at being
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sad the actress playing mon mothma clearly chosen for looking like mon
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mothma not chosen for any kind of acting skills whatsoever um she's really good
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at being sad yeah she's good at being sad JY is very good at being sad yeah
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I'm not going to criticize jyn too hard other than that speech um or like her
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scene with like the hologram thing was like really good yep that was good um
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another another sort of sort of brutal criticism another really flow breaking
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thing for me I understand it's not David prous in the suit I get it but he should
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still probably try to kind of move like Darth Vader instead of moving like a guy
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on the sidewalk in Las Vegas who bought a good Darth Vader costume like there is
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a demeanor to Darth Vader he strides purposefully he doesn't
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walk and I was just like I do not buy
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this character at all as a dark imposing
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threatening guy the force choke scene just about had me cringing my face off
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okay the line is so bad the line is bad
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but that happens a lot if you look at the previous movies there's a lot of he
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likes his Vader likes his cheesy he's still an a little
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bit a little bit I think a lot of it was just how it was
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delivered cuz I cringed really hard too and then I like thought about it
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afterwards and I was like he does that kind of stuff a lot yeah but like how
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it's handled he doesn't make eye contact with the victim yeah it's not
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intimidating yeah he's just like cash like b dubs my hand is like
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this it's terrible it's terrible the
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body language of Darth Vader is way off
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and then I'm going to get into the part that's worst now all action movies are guilty
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of this to an extent there will be a scene where someone has to Defuse The
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Bomb and you see the countdown timer and it's like 12 seconds left and it's like
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ticking down like 3 seconds tick down in this shot and then it like Cuts away to
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other stuff happening and clearly like a minute has passed by the time we get
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there and there's still a second left or there will be a situation where
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like someone has to someone has to jump
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but the trains are pulling apart they've been detached and someone has to has to
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jump and clearly they're already far too far apart for the then the next shot is
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like now like this and they like keep doing it where like they're moving apart
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oh no really they're moving apart this time and then finally they make the jump
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and like you know this is not complicated math how long it takes them
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to separate we're like 30 m apart by the time they jump they hit the tracks they
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die all action movies do it to an extent and it's flow breing for me every time
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but Rogue one had one of the most egregious examples of this it's been a
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while since I've seen it that I have ever seen so they arrive at the planet
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or moon or whatever it is I don't care because I'm never rewatching this movie
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they arrive there and The Shield's open
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and they're just like who let's go for it we got to help them they're on the
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surface this is important and they get like four X-Wing Fighters through the
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hole before the Imperials managed to seal it up okay I mean and this is
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ignoring the fact that the rebels are bombing the energy Shield instead of the
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Ring structure surrounding it for some compl stupid unbelievable reason later
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on oh this isn't working against a planetary shield and then they see and
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then they see when it like breaks that thing falls apart so immediately the
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whole Shield goes away and it's like well and there's another sort of space movies issue that I have in general here
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and that's the whole our Shields are at 60% meanwhile there's like gigantic
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chunks of the spaceship being blown off by like torpedo blasts and stuff I'm
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like are your Shields up or not um okay okay so anyway while The Shield
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is open like four x- WIS get through so
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it could be like 60% of The Shield is still intact okay I've had enough of you
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so four x Wings get through maybe it's five whatever the point is not a lot
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then for the next 10 minutes I'm to
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believe that this one shuttle worth of
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Commandos which look to be about 20 people maybe 30 people and these four
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x-wings all of which every single one of
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which you watch get blown up like three
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times over the course of the next 10 minutes like if you go back and watch it
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and count how many people are like they're fighting 80 Walkers down there
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and I'm to believe that they're in a pitched battle for all this time with no
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reinforcement there are actually Rebel Fighters Under
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The Shield that are not x-wings engaging
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with an entire Squadron of Tie fighters
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before the shield opens again they're not even
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trying they're not even trying to make it somewhat believable I'm not asking
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for it to like be perfect I mean okay so the uh Return of
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the Jedi space battle equally guilty of this you watch the entire Rebel Fleet
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jump into hyperspace it's like 15 ships
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okay and then they're fighting against what looked like an entire like they had
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a star destroyer for every Rebel fighter
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like that battle was over before it started regardless of what the Death
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Star does but at least try and then
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finally the robot quite like the robot character is it cliche to have kind of
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The Sassy you know robot or whatever sure but I can somewhat let it go he's
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got some good one liners that's fine but if the Empire had these highly refined
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versions of the battle droids we saw in the prequel trilogy why are they
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deploying Stormtroopers to fight anything I mean the guys like catching
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stuff and throwing it without even looking at it he takes down an entire
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Squadron of Stormtroopers in a heroic Last Stand at the end which with one
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pistol while often not even looking at them to be fair though I think part of
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that was subtle cuz they're not going to immediately assume that the Droid Isn't is an enemy
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well they're fighting I mean they're getting shot at they were coming in
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waves no they were coming in waves if they had anything that badass where was
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it in New Hope Empire and return to the Jedi I
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mean so there you go very flow Breaking
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Bad score they BW up the they lost the plans for it they couldn't make them
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anymore decent to bad acting um and they
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also lost like how to maintain them which was stored in those archives as
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well so they all broke down and they never made
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anymore all right so thank you for watching the WAN Show we will see you
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