CHINA made a LASER RIFLE!

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 982 words · ~4 min read
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0:00 take linked now that's a name i've not heard in a
0:05 long time a long time
0:09 for like three weeks i'm back now hi
0:18 rumors of a dual screen surface device from microsoft have been circulating for
0:22 months and now a leaked email indicates it might be a phone or at least phone
0:27 sized the project codenamed andromeda has been popping up in patent
0:31 applications and concept images and is expected to run a core version of
0:34 Windows 10 rather than a spin-off os like Windows phone may have rest in
0:38 peace that was like the Windows logo but
0:42 anyways but if microsoft is planning on releasing such a device this year they
0:46 better get the software ready because right now it doesn't look like Windows
0:49 10 is ready for such a small form factor but if they do get it together could
0:53 andromeda be the key to finally linking the worlds of desktop and handheld
0:57 computing and not just a more different version of a star trek tv show i i don't
1:02 know i didn't really watch it i couldn't stop seeing hercules move over xbox
1:06 playstation and switch soon you may be playing on a google gaming console
1:10 probably not but this is interesting so let's talk about it we've been hearing
1:13 about project yeti for some time which involves some sort of streaming platform
1:18 hardware and developer involvement but sources have now told kotaku that google
1:22 reps met with several big video game companies about yeti at the game
1:26 developers conference and at e3 not just about cooperation but about potentially
1:31 buying development studios now as i alluded to at the beginning of this
1:34 paragraph this isn't really a big reason to get excited yet primarily because
1:38 project yeti sounds like it relies on a streaming platform like GeForce now and
1:43 low end hardware like the ouya both of which haven't exactly been astounding
1:48 successes but i'm sure google is excited about trying out yet another way to
1:52 squeeze more data slash money out of you
1:55 there's always more to squeeze
2:00 and hey how about some light-hearted news after that story huh china's made
2:04 an assault rifle that shoots lasers
2:07 okay researchers in the people's republic have developed a prototype laser assault
2:11 rifle about the size of an ak-47 called the zkzm-500
2:17 the weapon can set a target's clothes and skin on fire from a distance of 800
2:21 meters or about half a mile away including through Windows
2:25 don't worry about that it's completely silent and its beam is invisible
2:30 producing pain that is beyond endurance according to its makers lovely well at
2:35 least when there's shootouts with these things they'll be nice and quiet
2:38 except for the burning people it's time for not rapid
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3:08 more look there's a list you can read it tickets are just 35 bucks canadian about
3:12 the cost of bubble gum in the states and you can buy them at the link below or at
3:16 ltxexpo ltxexpo.com on to the quick bits there have been
3:20 lots of rumors about NVIDIA's 11 series gpus but the most reliable ones seem to
3:24 point to an august 21st announcement since NVIDIA has apparently been sending
3:29 invites to the press to get there allegedly
3:32 possibly don't get mad at me if it's wrong please
3:36 comcast was being comcast this weekend after a nationwide network outage which
3:40 has since been fixed the isp announced they'll be rolling out a 480p video
3:45 quality streaming limit while using cellular data but you'll be able to pay
3:49 for 720p later this year if you want that kind of luxurious quality
3:55 you're spoiled bethesda says fallout 6 won't have cross-platform play because
3:59 sony isn't down with it but since when are we expecting cross-play from a
4:04 multiplayer shooter that hasn't even released yet it seems more like a nice
4:07 bonus thing than a get your pitfork thing but you know i
4:11 don't know who am i disney has made full-on robot acrobats
4:15 that can serve as stunt doubles which is great because at least now we can get a
4:19 nice spectacle as they cartwheel and flip down the street to kill us very
4:23 cool right after they finally added google maps to carplay apple is giving
4:27 maps another go and it's going to be way better this time way smoother and way
4:32 cooler than those other maps oh trust me you want it google maps
4:37 not cool no and hey you like your dual camera phone
4:41 nice how about nine cameras light the same company that made
4:45 a 16 lens camera is working on a smartphone with up to nine cameras on
4:49 the back which reportedly could compete with dslrs in terms of quality and
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4:56 tryptophobia and that's it for techlink my friends thanks for watching subscribe
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