HexBug Racing - The Greatest Sport Ever!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2015-05-07 · 1,143 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 so these little guys are called hex bugs and for the longest time I wasn't really
0:03 sure what you're supposed to do with them but apparently what you're supposed
0:08 to do is buy or build a habitat most
0:11 people use Lego so that's what I did and just let them Scurry around and you just
0:15 watch them and to me that's kind of boring but these are more for kids so I
0:21 assume that they're entertaining for children um so I was thinking what can
0:25 we do and we're going to race them and we're going to place some bets there's
0:29 my RAC trck I have gathered you all here today for some Hexbug Nano racing I
0:35 don't know what else to do with thems black market stuff are we like is this
0:40 legal yeah is this legal all right are you all ready are you going to place
0:43 your bets place your bets I've
0:47 got this I've got a GTX Titan black on
0:51 the purple bug purple bug go all in on
0:55 the Transformer Vig uh I'm going play this Transformer bug if I could get it
1:00 out of the bag if I win I'm taking that home okay there all right now yeah slip
1:04 them upside down turn them on okay and then someone's got to release them all at the same time I'll be in charge of
1:09 that okay yeah sure there's no cheating here okay hang on here we go let me
1:14 Focus hold on hold on hold on okay ready
1:17 yeah go go oh yeah sure did you cheat I
1:21 clearly released them both at the same time oh no come on
1:26 go it's a photo finish yeah I think
1:29 we're going to have to we're going to have to go again I'm doubling down on
1:32 purple bug here you have
1:38 more okay he has another two Titan blacks wow Brandon can you release them
1:44 because you're not a dirty rotten cheater no lus I saw a simple misunder I
1:49 saw you cheat in the in real life Mario Kart racing
1:54 two simple simple look I got them right
1:58 here at the same time okay okay ready all right just get a closeup of the race
2:02 so we can see that I clearly didn't
2:07 cheat
2:13 oh so I'll take the uh I'll take the
2:16 gold and silver ones and you can have the ones that are all gold right wait I
2:21 should get half one of those no because I bet on a purple bug I can't lose my
2:25 bet you get your measly crappy bet back
2:29 okay so here we go it's uh what round
2:32 two now I feel what is this is this like
2:35 a battle AR that's a habitat so when you could call it a battle arena they'll go
2:39 for a race and then when they're not they'll have a habitat oh look yeah and
2:44 it's Predator is also in the habitat and they're running away his
2:48 Predators stupid what the hell is this
2:52 sometimes they flip themselves over he's not oh oh he's fighting back
2:58 oh that's the Predator one
3:04 yeah W they actually you manag to get up there really I know they go over there
3:08 every time it's like they have minds of their own I want purple to go on the
3:11 diving board
3:15 yay purple go on the diving board yay oh
3:18 wow purple made it off the diving board okay what do you think Brandon
3:22 tiebreaker sure okay we each have to bet on a different bug this time and Brandon
3:27 releases Brandon releases Brandon releas
3:30 actually no Nick if you're not participating you release I'm going with
3:33 Transformer bug this time do everything you can to make lus not cheet how many
3:38 of these do you
3:43 have so if we're thinking dollar equivalent if I lose
3:48 this I owe
3:54 Grand all right doubling down which one
3:57 are which one are you going for I got the trans for all right ready ready 3 2
4:04 1 go oh you son of
4:09 a can we have a fair
4:13 race oh no something's repeating the TR
4:16 oh no he moved over there oh
4:21 transform yeah Brandon works for free for an
4:26 indeterminate amount of time to eat this bug yeah do it
4:31 and seen okay okay let's have a fair race
4:36 this time Fair Race this time okay Brandon's hanging on the edge of his
4:40 seat here okay ready yeah I'm
4:44 going a fair release for a change it's
4:49 NE lus wins even when he doesn't cheat
4:53 yeah yeah taking my Titans I'm going home
5:02 I'm I'm I'm never going to be paid again ever cuz now I'm out
5:08 $4,000 sad sad days okay so conclusion
5:11 time what do we think yeah they're okay they're kind of cute um as a robot guy I
5:17 don't find them particularly interesting for kids I suppose but I'm not young
5:22 anymore so I'm not impressed with these uh they only do one thing you know these
5:27 guys just vibrate and only in one only in one way they don't go backwards They
5:31 Don't Really Turn Around sometimes they
5:34 get stuck like this guy over here um even the Scarab even the Scarab is
5:39 pretty cool he uh only only does one thing he's only got one gear train down
5:43 here and the only reason he changes direction is because his legs bounce
5:46 against things and he can pick himself up only because the shape of the legs is
5:50 asymmetrical with a spike on this side and no Spike on that side there's no
5:53 logic there's no sensors it does one thing and one thing only they do have um
5:58 remote control rollable hex bugs I haven't checked any of those out but you
6:03 know if you've got a kid who's interested in robotics don't get him hex
6:07 bugs get them something like Technic or Tech Trix or meano or even connect has
6:13 robotic Parts these guys uh this is if
6:16 you're vaguely interested in the idea but uh super fun I wouldn't say so but
6:21 fun for kids sure why not leave a comment uh subscribe do all that stuff
6:26 we'll see you next time they are fun to watch
6:30 fun to watch them just explore the world and get stuck in Corners oh he's going
6:34 up the ramp he's going up the ramp he's going up the
6:38 ramp a nice
6:42 try