Macbook with a CORE i9!

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,124 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 it's your lucky day friday the 13th and it's going to be full of your favorite
0:04 thing tech nudes
0:09 oh yeah baby no oh yeah stop minus
0:13 apple remembered yesterday that their computers are occasionally used by real
0:16 professionals and refreshed their macbook pro lineup with 8th gen
0:20 processors including up to a 6 core core
0:24 i9 or core i7 CPU you can also now add a
0:28 4 terabyte SSD up to 32 gigs of ddr4 RAM oh it turns
0:34 out that is possible if you put a little bit bigger battery in it and a Radeon
0:40 560x if you want to max out your build
0:43 at 6 700 us dollars that is
0:47 fancy the new models have a third generation butterfly keyboard that is
0:51 quieter but it still doesn't fix its affinity for getting dust and crap stuck
0:55 under the keys if you crap on your keyboard although in fairness to apple
1:00 any keyboard would probably break if you crapped on it apple also worked with
1:04 blackmagic to design an even fancier external GPU enclosure with an
1:09 included Radeon 580 for 700
1:13 apple's refresh could have been inspired by the fact that pc shipments actually
1:17 increased this year according to market analyst firms gartner and idc with
1:23 business and gaming machines leading the charge
1:28 it's great to see apple still wanting to claim the top spot even if they only get
1:32 there through sheer expensiveness speaking of new Intel processors the
1:37 xeon e family of cpus were announced today targeted at entry-level
1:42 workstations and replacing the e3 v6
1:45 processors the 10 new coffee lake based chips from the 4 core 4 thread e2124
1:51 to the 6 core 12 thread e2180g
1:55 apparently sport a 1.36 time performance
1:58 improvement over their predecessors the reception right now seems to be one of
2:02 mild confusion and annoyance as the new chips aren't that much of an upgrade
2:07 they muddy the waters with a new naming scheme and
2:11 they're coming literally months after the desktop versions that
2:16 are basically the same thing not to mention that AMD has some pretty
2:19 compelling alternatives but hey new processors lots of cool numbers and
2:23 tables to look at that's exciting
2:27 and magic leap has announced their troubled augmented reality developer
2:31 headset will begin shipping by september they also showed off the hardware itself
2:36 along with some videos of the headset supposedly in action a demo showing a 3d
2:41 character throwing objects at the user was pretty disappointing given the
2:45 levels of hype that the magic leap 1 has garnered with both consumers and the
2:50 investors who have put a lot of money into this company also the headset does
2:55 not look like anything you could wear as part of normal life i mean not that i'm
3:00 not judging what your life is maybe your life includes bad steampunk
3:05 cosplay which is fine oh i can't believe it i
3:08 wish that was cool very rude it's time for super short info packs
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3:19 vpn solution that gives you real privacy not
3:23 fake privacy like those frosted glass shower doors i mean seriously people can
3:28 just open them up and see you naked so i told you it was going to be tech nudes
3:32 today pia has servers in 28 countries to help you get around geo-blocking
3:36 multiple options for strong encryption to keep your data out of the hands of
3:40 snoops dns leak protection to make sure your browsing history remains in your
3:43 hands only and even really a bear deterrent
3:49 so for a secure browsing experience that works across a multitude of platforms go
3:53 check out pia at the link below fujitsu wants to join Intel in making
3:57 non-volatile RAM so they're working with dell cisco and kingston that is quite
4:02 the who's who list on what they call nram using the world's nerdiest material
4:07 that's right baby it's carbon nanotubes
4:14 is the newest flying car prototype to grace the internet it's being developed
4:18 by a californian company opener and being tested in canada oh that's
4:23 probably not around here you'll apparently be able to fly it
4:26 without a pilot's license which of course we think is a
4:30 fabulous idea watch out new variants of
4:33 the spectre processor vulnerability have been found dubbed spectre 1.1 and 1.2
4:40 i love engineers developers are working on mitigating
4:44 possible damage a new chrome build will protect against attacks but we'll use
4:49 and this is painful 10 more RAM in the process i mean were they
4:54 just gonna roll out this patch anyway are they just bl are they just blaming
4:58 the bug for this excuse this isn't chrome it's like a it's like
5:01 a memory vampire it thirsts it thirsts for your megabytes
5:05 it wears socks instead it does not so chrome is not cool enough to wear
5:10 socks and sandals want to play pokemon go but think it's a
5:13 little too kitty there's a new ar game on the block the walking dead our world
5:19 has just launched so you can bump into people on the street while you're both
5:24 doing something that is way cooler speaking of cool india it's
5:30 hot there india has approved rules that completely ban any form of data blocking
5:35 throttling and zero rating for most internet services after a net neutrality
5:40 movement started in part by opposition to facebook's free basics program which
5:45 only offered access to approved site nice job india thank you teach us your
5:50 ways that is with respect to net neutrality not necessarily whatsapp mob
5:55 murders and the hashtag wholesome gaming pc giveaway has launched on the pc
5:59 mastery subreddit all you have to do is enter to comment no all you have to do
6:04 is comment to enter by posting with a story of when you were a wholesome gamer
6:08 which will probably lead to people lying about nice things they did which is
6:12 decidedly not whole what the hell were they thinking ah life is pain ah okay on
6:16 that sunny note this episode is now over so
6:19 listen to your feelings search them if you if you will like or dislike
6:23 subscribe to tech link for tech news three times a week and the same amount of times a week that i shall i actually
6:28 i do not shower three times a week i'm more of a bath with candle light
6:32 kind of guy yeah okay i'm not ashamed of that you
6:36 live your life man that's right