Dead Last
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,791 words · ~8 min read
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I feel like I'm not going to win today I don't want to play that is not welcome
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to dead last the game where you want to vote with the most popular vote with
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something Electoral College how did Trump win exactly Electoral College you
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just said it no I know how it works he won Florida it's a joke wow welcome to
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Channel Super Fun where he's going to end up dead I just use the them no
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that's where the intro is going to go they're going to cut out all this yeah and then so the basic way the game works
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is you can vote for anyone to die and
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the most people vote for one person that person dies and anyone who doesn't vote
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for that person also dies and if you're
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pretty sure everyone's going to vote for you you can play Ambush and then you
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won't die you actually get to kill one of the people who's going to kill
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you confused so are we so let's start
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let's always go for L Brandon every
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turn but then if no one cooperates with us it won't work okay so we have a
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minute we have a minute and 30 seconds of deliberations let's always pop off
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Brandon first why okay because we have to choose someone to kill first I would
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choose you okay you don't tell me that though CU I can kill you with this you
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can't kill me cuz I'm already dead no we're we're starting over
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inside you're not not Colton okay
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there's still a full minute left to conspire nobody's going to do what
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they're actually saying I mean ex we
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started come on but if I use the Ambush card and somebody else gets the majority
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vote then I still die yes which one
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Brandon which one Brandon's just going to vote for me again there's still 30
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seconds yeah I guess we don't have to wait that long one two three hey wait
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wait wait oh God well hang on okay who
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who got the majority votes you no there oh wait yeah it's a tie I'm dead
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for sure okay so I did so I'm the only one who played
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Ambush so I get to pop off somebody and I'm going to kill Nick if there's TI for
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the most votes All Tied targets are eliminated so pink is eliminated yeah
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cuz you didn't play a thing and then instead of him being eliminated because he played Ambush one of you is elim oh
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so just one I'm killing yeah Taran just won yeah cuz you're dead
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no of them are alive so how many people are alive just three look at the Cs okay
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you and I have been well actually that's not true we all you're terrible at
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negotiating you know what I'm just trying to not die uh it's better if
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other people die I think you guys get only 30 seconds per round you're out of
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time denn all right flip him you didn't vote with the majority so
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you're dead yeah yeah he voted Ved for me and now I'm just going to kill him
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one okay next round how much gold do I get five uh one person left you get four
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four you yay I'm going to put those all underneath me oh God you're winning
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that's not see this was my strategy all along
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to be so insufferable that they have to kill me and then just use the Ambush
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card I'm not kill you again okay 30 seconds okay so who wants to
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kill Dennis we might as well just all kill Taran he can only kill one of us at
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a time and then we won't die okay I
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think this is a Double Bluff or maybe a triple Bluff from
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lus how much of a bluff is it
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really Dennis do you know what to do Dennis yes
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do are you sure you know what to do Dennis I know up is everybody out one
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two 3 go so Lion's play Bush he chooses
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between me and Tyler I should have I should have done
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it I should have done it this guy was indicating gray to me so I just did it I
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just trusted him for no reason go um let's take out Nick he's more of a
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threat what go yeah oh no what
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Happ choose one choose one choose
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one lius is dead he gave me a
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look I need to CH so it's just you final
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showdown oh final showdown grab and go a steel or a
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if you both pick share you both get two if one of you picks share the other
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person picks steal the person who steals gets four it's prisoner's dilemma
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everybody knows the prisoner's
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dilemma do you know what a prisoner's dilemma is of course Dennis doesn't well
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who are you explaining it to audience we open here yeah share right
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yeah of course hurry up go for it I want
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both to betray each other yes knew you
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both pick steel so everyone else gets a gold yes yes sweet yes yes yes yes
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literally every time someoneis to the
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other person steals who should we kill this
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time Teran Taran yeah Taran I agree yeah
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Taran I agree 3 two 1 flip it wo
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whoa wow sucks to be you
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uhhuh yeah screw off two so I think
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Dennis wins I mean Brandon wins yeah Brandon wins okay so Brandon indicated
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to me that he was going to vote gray so I voted gray and again I've been betrayed same thing so I'm not trusting
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it's almost like betrayal is the name of the game Dennis dies no one targeted you
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so you don't die and Brandon does Brandon was targeted so he picks someone
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but the only person who picked him is dead yeah so so who's fin down between
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the I'm still alive every single round
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I'm just saying legitimately share because otherwise we're screwed
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otherwise I'm just going to play a grab and go every single time now so fine
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okay that's a that's actually a good thing to say hey wow a successful share
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how would that be possible I'm just going to stand all the way back here how
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can you have decided already I decide I
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just the way back here what I know I
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know who I agree I know I agree 2
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clip okay
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Dennis defit what do you mean a vote it's an ambush so all
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everyone who played Orange dies wow that's
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it I'll be yeah okay I have no idea who
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I'm going to pick here because I am totally impartial to both of the people
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here and no one has been annoying me today go for it black oh damn it final
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show I'm the only person that doesn't have any money yeah bad planning Dennis
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think about your strategy a little bit then this person need to die again who
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is this person you need to like why the strategy I don't
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know do you know what you're doing all
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right just wait drown every time so far
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so
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what what you guys actually did what you say liar br's liar
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Brendon I pick the wrong
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car I was going to Mobile friend but wow
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that that doesn't make it better I don't know about I don't know about your
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decisions all part of his master 1 2 3
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goo yes good job Dennis okay final
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showdown see they're establishing trust last time we both decided to screw each
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other I don't know if you this time to TI for T they should both do the same
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thing again Brandon he's GNA screw you deserve each other you deserve you
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deserve each other lus is one round from winning you need as much gold as you can get yes just share wait lus is one round
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from win I will I will be the person to
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share can you please just Dennis okay
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okay okay I know they're both going to
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steal what you can't you already
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show why are you so untrustworthy what are you doing there
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uh I'd kill Taran if I thought he'd shut
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up 1 2 3 I thought you guys would go for me
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what the hell w Taran you let Dennis win
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what look the last time you indicated a car for me to do you betrayed me so why
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should I trust you
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we're all we're all sneaky what what are you guys saying to
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each other what do you have some some weird mental language thing all this
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talk of EST believe we're too close to the end of the game made I've already
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made my decision one two three damn it
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Taran wins Taran wins five four four
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Taran wins four all right everyone's alive okay so how many do I need to
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winwin I need four more we're all
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colluding the most established bond is between these two however the normal
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threats are still around one two three
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yeah oh come on I'm not a threat why
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don't I just always play the Ambush so it's the three of us I baited Tyler I'm
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sorry Tyler I think the only appropriate those two guys are so finale for the
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game is a show a final showdown between you and me unfortunately if we team up
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on him he'll know to play Ambush yeah exactly okay
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up okay and flip them flip
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them GG y so that means you win yes
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that's a good game all right thanks for watching channnel super fun where uh
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turns out I did win actually ball no go
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go figure I could good job Dennis I couldn't rely on people to kill me right
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at the beginning of every round like I thought I would but I could rely on
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Dennis to kill me over nick uh shout out to our patrons and we'll see you guys
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next time we still have patrons