Socker Boppers - More (super) fun than a pillow fight?
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2015-05-07
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1,198 words · ~5 min read
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you should try kicking the next one okay I'll tryck yep I'm going for
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it so today on Channel Super Fun we're going to be unveiling a little toy here
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that I've always wanted as a child sock and Boppers except they called Soccer
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Boppers now now I was never allowed these as a child cuz my mom thought they
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were too dangerous and I was like Mom why can't I have these she's like they're too dangerous I'm like come on
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I've seen the commercial looks fun she's like no you can't have them so now I'm
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an adult we're going to actually play with them so let's go
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now children I'm telling you these are air inflated for soft safe fun and look
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at this what do you know it's for boys and girls indoors and Outdoors you just
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blow them up holy crap I'm going to pass
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out you get too hardcore playing with your socer booer they've included a fin
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plastic repair kit for you try and Patch this bad boy up there we go you should
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be
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good I feel like this is something we should do to lus where he has to go
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through a whole day having knes on his
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hands let's
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go okay I I am going to confess
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something I have never seen these before I have never seen a commercial for these
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before I have never heard of these before didn't have a childhood you guys
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ordered them now you weren't kicking it in 97 as a youth this hole is
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for I think whoever loses should get nailed with a pillow to determine if
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it's more fun than a pillow fight well my hands fit which is
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good all right car
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punch okay actually that's okay these seem like they'd be pretty hard to stay
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on at the best of times never mind when you're trying to combat someone else who
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is this covered
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by oh I can't hold
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on all these do is make my fighting less
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potent they don't help me in any other
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way all right boys I want a clean fight Nick versus Nick we got a few basic
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rules so rule number one please don't punch the face all right rule number two
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no kicking no holds no throws okay
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punching only okay rule number three the
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winner will be determined by whoever touches the ground last which is to say
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that if you knock your opponent to the ground you do not have to stay
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standing when they hit the ground you just have to be the second one to touch
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the ground I just want to make sure I don't I think he's underinflated his uh
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balls yeah yeah yeah deflate gate
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2015 actually these are these are more inflated than these ones so okay ready
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and suck them and mop
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them yeah come on and I guess we're going to do two out of three for each
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round all right yeah cuz that's pretty quick I just like already lost my
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balance when I started walking and
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go oh won oh we'll I'm giving it to I'm giving it
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to I'm giving it to Burl I'm giving it to
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Burl bur wins all right just by raising
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my knees so that was the heavyweight bracket can't tell what this is
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now you don't get to fight again until someone comes out of the round robin
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lightweight tournament uh because no one else wants to fight you any more than
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they have to so the lightweight round robin starts
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with lonus vin got to kick his ass okay a no
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kicking B no below the belt so I think
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you're disqualified already also you're not standing at the edge of your uh I
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wasn't paying attention to the rules so you know there's that ready ding ding
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ding ding ding
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go oh I think wins he punched me in the
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face he punched me in the face you saw him let's let's go to a video
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replay all right did he punch me in the face I didn't see him punch him in the
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face ready ding ding ding ding come back
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come at me bro bro that be
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bro
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whoa and the winner of that round was
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gravity oh yeah he has a much oh no hold
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on hold on what hold on I realized that
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while socks and sandal are literally the ideal Footwear for everything they do
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need to be a little tighter oh I'm feeling the stability now I can dance
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all day are you ready for the final round in the first B of the lightweight
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division for the champion of this battle of the round okay shut up okay ready oh
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I almost fell off there ding ding ding
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ding I'm using my low center of
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gravity yeah yeah
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a you're obviously not a trained camera
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operator and Ready Get Set
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Point yo throws a punch oh Terren down teren down Ready Set
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fight yes you just got to wait him out
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last he's like a giraffe eventually he'll have to fall
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over eventually he'll have to
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fall oh no what does that even mean I don't know
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who I get to fight next well I fight fight all right if I win this one I
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advance to fight was it light or Burl burle great okay right two one go oh no
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I fell oh
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my oh no I fell
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too I was going to fight that time you
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have to fight B how much do you weigh Nick 230
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lb so I come in at a whopping
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145 David and Goliath yeah seriously and
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we all know how that one works out David gets crushed beneath Goliath's feet I
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don't think you read the same book my Bible's a little
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different all right we ready to go okay yeah in three two is this the final
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round yeah this is it this is the finals no
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no go come on you to tr
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something yeah
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theage wo
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so Burkle has requested that I do it in his face I didn't request it like that
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that sounds a little open-ended this is more specifically the pillow not him
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doing it in my face ready all right hit
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me all
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right he but here's the thing which was more fun
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Burl the sock and Boppers or the
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pillows I don't know I think the
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pillow all right well thanks for watching this uh episode of Channel
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super fun we should just start calling this channel super idiotic because
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that's what it's kind of turned into yeah like like the video if you liked it
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