The iPod RETURNS?

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,283 words · ~6 min read
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0:01 tech news information
0:05 on the airwaves through the
0:09 coming to you ah don't mondays make you pine for the
0:14 past you know when it was a was the weekend
0:18 well apple looks like it might be bringing back a piece of tech that was
0:21 long thought to be on its way out i'm talking about the ipod which largely
0:26 became a relic shortly after we all started using smartphones but while a
0:30 programmer was pouring through the code for the soon-to-be-released iOS 12.2 he
0:35 found a reference to a new ipod touch model unlike the more feature-packed
0:40 iphone it looks like this new ipod won't have touch id or face id but it could
0:44 still be appealing to folks who want an iphone-like experience but don't require
0:48 a sell signal so it's an iphone 10r without cellulite yeah it's like a it's
0:52 like a tiny ipad it's not clear yet when it'll be
0:56 available or how much it'll cost but personally i really just want that click
1:00 wheel back no i don't why would you write that john losing
1:04 stuff in your couch cushions might become a thing of the past if bluetooth
1:07 5.1 ends up seeing widespread adoption the newest version of the bluetooth
1:11 standard was just announced and while bluetooth tracking tags have been around
1:14 for a little while 5.1 ups the ante by enabling users to locate items down to
1:20 the centimeter the technology works by affixing multiple antennae to bluetooth
1:25 devices instead of just one a second device can then evaluate how the signal
1:29 from each antenna is relative to the other ones and use that data to pinpoint
1:33 the first device's location of course since this is just an update to the
1:37 bluetooth spec you might have to wait a while before gadget makers add it to
1:40 their devices so pay attention to where you put down your
1:44 small losable trinkets in the meantime i just need my remote to beep man it just
1:49 needs to make a snap yeah that's it we're doing way more complicated
1:53 solutions to these problems there are plenty of game subscription services
1:56 these days vying for your attention and now apple appears to be throwing its hat
2:00 in the ring as reports indicate they're planning to launch their own like other
2:04 subscription services apple would be charging a recurring fee in order for
2:09 gamers to play a predetermined list of games similar to how netflix works apple
2:13 is no stranger to the subscription model as it already operates apple music but
2:17 with mobile gaming projected to continue to surge over the next few years the
2:21 move would make sense though it isn't clear exactly when we'd see apple's
2:24 gaming service become available to the public as it's currently still in the
2:28 planning stages and may not happen at all so what have we been talking about this
2:32 whole time now i'm waiting for them to make a gaming laptop ooh
2:37 i mean you can play some games on macbook pro let me see yeah
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3:24 samsung is going to be phasing out traditional plastic packaging for many
3:28 of its products in favor of more eco-friendly alternatives james loved
3:32 this you love the environment you love it it's so good having a planet
3:37 that's hospitable yeah so they'll be using stuff like paper and biodegradable
3:41 plastic while this is certainly a welcome move for those of you who care
3:44 about the environment
3:49 you probably should i'm really just hoping this means we'll never see a
3:52 samsung product in one of those terrible clamshell packages that i've lacerated
3:56 my hands on more times than i can count you know those like the costco where you
4:00 like have to like literally use your entire strength to
4:04 or just use a scissor using laser beams
4:08 to produce audio isn't exactly new i mean the cd has been around for a while
4:12 but what if you could directly laser beam sound to one particular person
4:16 maybe a special person mit researchers have made this a reality by firing
4:21 lasers at the same wavelengths that water vapor in the air can absorb
4:25 combined with sweeping the laser at mach 1 whatever that means this can produce
4:29 sound that can only be heard a certain distance away walk 1 is a speed of sound
4:34 i know what mach 1 is sweeping lasers i i don't know what that
4:38 means to sweep a laser hopefully we can use this tech in the future to say rude
4:42 things about the boss to our co-workers without Linus hearing it that's
4:46 john what are you thinking about man what's on your brain a few major
4:50 companies look like they're modernizing the concept of the neighborhood milkman
4:54 nestle pepsi and unilever the soap company will be partnering with the
4:59 service loop to drop off grocery orders
5:02 at your door in reusable containers then coming back later to pick up the empties
5:06 the containers themselves will be branded and the service is due to kick off this spring in paris as well as
5:12 parts of the northeastern u.s with london planning to be added later in the
5:15 year hopefully i'll be able to order reusable cans of mountain dew which the
5:20 ups man will come to pick up in a bow tie
5:23 if he's not in a bow tie 8-bit dough has come out with another retro controller
5:28 but this time it's geared towards those of you who grew up playing sonic instead
5:32 of mario the new m30 resembles a sega genesis
5:36 controller but comes with bluetooth as well as a button that will capture a
5:39 screenshot it can be yours at the end of february for 30 bucks which is cheaper
5:43 than a valentine's date so who needs that and you might be entitled
5:47 to money if you're a tinder user tinderer over 30 as the online dating
5:52 giant has just settled a class-action suit for over 17 million dollars it was
5:57 alleged that tinder's practice of charging folks 30 and up more money for
6:01 premium features constituted age discrimination so class members can get
6:06 25 bucks in damages along with 50 super likes though if your luck on tinder is
6:11 anything like mine that may not be much help i'm not on tinder you're on
6:15 thrender uh that's it for now guys so come back
6:19 on wednesday for a little more angst and a lot more tech news what's the angst
6:23 about i'm very happy james play me off
6:29 see you next time
6:32 guys you