Is he just stupid or.. ?

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,435 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 didn't we already do a bit where i thought he was there and i was like oh where'd he go
0:04 well who where did who go the thing
0:08 one thing well no just the intro like i was gonna i was gonna say hey what
0:13 happened to the thing what's the the red thing
0:17 i have no idea that's orange dude blue and orange
0:20 no i know colors i went to preschool are you sure
0:24 well i may not know colors but i do know tech news ces may be over but the tech
0:29 news train keeps rolling along so let's get right to it if you're a proud owner
0:34 of a nintendo switch it probably feels a little strange that folks that use the
0:38 older gen 3ds and wii u have access to
0:42 super nest titles but you don't but a recent code leak suggests that
0:46 that is about to change and it looks like switch online users will be getting
0:51 plenty of classics nest games at some point down the line mentioned titles
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1:20 you catch up on your old favorites that you missed out on because you were
1:24 deprived as a child in which case they wouldn't be your old favorites are you a
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1:31 well you might have a lot more red tape to fly through pretty soon before you
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1:41 going to start requiring you to register your drone if it's more than 250 grams
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2:29 lengthy federal government shutdown has limited what government authorities
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4:32 wouldn't you weren't you paying attention speaking of not paying attention soulja boy doesn't seem to
4:37 have been paying attention to all the social media lash back lash back
4:43 flashback i like it and uh and well the cease and
4:47 desist that he got from i think allegedly nintendo he's ripping off
4:50 video game consoles again so mr boy did have to pull his nintendo emulator box
4:56 off the market but he has since released the soulja game
5:01 which looks suspiciously like a ps vita
5:04 or should i say more suspiciously like a
5:08 chinese knockoff of a ps vita that you can get on aliexpress
5:12 so it can be yours for 100 bucks or 25
5:16 if you have the technology to zoom in on the pictures on his soulja website and
5:20 see the markings on the console and then google them and find the monali express
5:26 india is cracking down on what it considers illegal social media posts and
5:31 industry giants such as facebook and mozilla are none too pleased the
5:35 proposed new rules say that unlawful content has to be taken down within 24
5:41 hours with the idea being that they want to fight political fake news and prevent
5:46 unrest such a rule could burden providers
5:49 though and critics worry that the rules border on censorship the good news
5:54 though is i'm pretty sure that hot takes about bollywood movies are still fair
5:57 game and i think the world is better off the more
6:01 of those that exist what did you think about tiger zinda hai
6:06 i mean i'm just reading the script i don't i don't watch hollywood how
6:09 bollywood hot takes hollywood bot takes now that's an
6:12 interesting one nike wants you to start using your phone
6:16 to lace up your shoes the sportswear giant is set to release a pair of
6:19 app-connected basketball sneakers tomorrow a promotional video shows nba
6:24 stars controlling the laces from smartphones and apparently being
6:28 impressed totally not sponsored at all so you'll need to pay
6:33 about 350 us dollars for the privilege of not having to lace up your kicks by
6:37 hand just don't allow any of that residual laziness to carry over into your actual
6:42 game okay if you script in me being like yo
6:47 where the f is the back to future reference then it's in there that it's
6:51 in the script and from the truth is stranger than
6:55 fiction department police in california brought about a peaceful end to what
6:59 could have been a violent standoff this weekend by having a robot deliver a vape pen to
7:05 a suspect the perp had threatened to set a gas
7:10 station on fire and later demanded a cigarette bot officers gave the man a
7:15 vape pen instead to reduce the risk of the fire that
7:19 he threatened after which he was arrested without further incident this
7:24 might be the only known instance of a vape pen actually being responsible for
7:28 something helpful and or cool
7:32 you don't vape you don't vape it's not lit
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