Ikea Assembly Race
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,939 words · ~9 min read
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oh well guess what folks today we're going to be building some Ikea furniture
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but get we don't have the instructions so we're going to have to try and figure
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it out and I got a lovely partner here Dennis Le me and him are going to tag
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team this whatever the hell this thing is and we got Taran and
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John whatever let's get
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started so our two teams here have half an hour to build their piece of
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furniture I'm going to give them a picture of what it is and that's all they basically get let's go wait wait
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wait wait what 3 2 one go okay this
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looks like the top so let's put this up
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here it's a drawer we we can't look is this the bottom of a drawer oh there's a
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that no that's not useful at all look don't don't build a
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parallelogram okay I I feel the drawer I feel the oh oh hang on which ones of
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these go on the drawers and which ones go on the inside we're going to figure
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that out there's more of them okay but I want you to build the drawers somewhere
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far far away from me this does not this does not go in here okay so we can then
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infer genius okay on to the next one but I think it's a doubt oh yeah it's
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probably the plastic pieces Dennis you good over there what
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okay where's my hammer I kind of feel like it's where's the hammer where's the hammer where's the hammer where's the
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hammer wait how many of those plastic yeah so we're 5 minutes in and I'm going
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to give them the first step we'll see
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where that goes hey Nick do you want to see this no yeah I do what did we get oh
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Taran what this is actually very helpful look at look at this part if we figure
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he say s left look okay well is he blind
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or am I stupid don't get hung up on small details Dennis that's what's going
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to hold us behind that's
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ridiculous there's like four holes there there's holes on the side oh uh uh it's
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now stuck in there I don't know how to get that out let see have so much
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discussion can use do we have Caesars oh now I need a Caesars oh you put this in
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oh I remember okay sick I figured out their little locking thing you put this
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in first and then you put this
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in um uhoh what what I kind of you got it did you
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break something come here so that that
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super happened dude it's particle board
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you have to be careful careful tan and John
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suck the worst team we actually need this to work super bad because you're
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overthinking everything yeah yeah I have a piece of
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tape it'll be okay it's fine I got
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one this is so
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stressful that's so funny n is so stressful it's not that bad stop
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tackling at us okay here we go how you
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look at this it doesn't even go all the way it's like no you got to you got to screw you gotta you gotta you know you
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gotta go for it actually wait a actually wait let me try the other one let me are
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these guys still trying to figure out how to operate a screw hey get out get out get I want to hear any words that
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you're saying ever you know we should be this guy talks a lot of teamwork over
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here but he's basically put in like two pegs and four screws and Dennis has done
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all the work when yeah right why you make the Taiwanese do all the assembly
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CU do I make this or lower oh wait there
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isn't an overlap oh that's a bad diagram
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you're not supposed to have it poking out it looks like you are but you're
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not Dennis did it correctly for once oops
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okay I think I'm not using this right
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I'm not using this right yes
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they well that's not 11 12482 at all
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we're done once okay that W this would
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be easier if we weren't time limited I don't think well under pressure okay
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Dennis I thought there would be a lot more banter between you and I but because we're actually winning and doing
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an awesome job we don't even need to argue oh that part doesn't I thought you
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talking about that part save for the past 5
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minutes no that part works we have a tool all right am I the tool and I don't
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think you're allowed to damage the crap out of your thing either are you
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damaging the crap out of your thing yeah
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not okay I think team uh jiren over
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there needs a Lifeline they get an electric
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screwdriver okay John John I was probably wrong about that top one it's
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the two middle no it's it's this one and that one that have it wrong hole I put
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it in wrong hole Dennis you get in trouble for that dude oh Lord
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okay you have to put drawer part on the drawers what are you doing I'm trying to
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get those little dowels in dude uh okay
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you got to make sure it's colon that they're not looking over here hey you
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know what I'm working over here drop some more steps oh is that what you call
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work they already have two drawers hey they can't look just look it there we go
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wo wo wo wo wo wo wo you were breaking it your highr vest I know it got way
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high res yeah that's a high res V hi
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oh screw dropper please
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scw oh there we go that's a good
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way I don't know maybe this is not a good time for me to mention that I've
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never put together Ikea furniture before
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wow where are you from
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Mars are these even things we need or did we just you know what nothing were
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you supposed to put the drawer bottom in first I don't know
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hey did you guys put your drawer Bottoms in
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first um John you uh I'm delegating you
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to figure that one out what where's our third thing did you take it what our
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third one of these so we have three oh
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wait here it is it's right in front of you no here here's the point though if I
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take it apart it's still going to be longer than like from here to here how
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that doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense no John went to Duke all
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right he's gone to school for a long time Taran is supposed to be a genius
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the the furniture building I'm not good at furniture building did you did you
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try the other ones did you go get the other ones all
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right they're all exactly the same size okay that's really not good um okay you
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go and spy on the other team go look at their see how they did it it upside down
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turn it upside down it's right there here don't show them John don't look
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yeah they cheating you missed your chance joh okay here you go John can I
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get your help yes we need get those holes in there they don't match you put them on
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backwards yes you did not both of them are dowels oh my God Nick is so wrong
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this goes in here my bad backwards same
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same thing though okay John start start building another one and see if it
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becomes more obvious good idea let's do this part goes in here then when you put
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it on it goes through there okay here yeah
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probably goes there what the hell are
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these Dennis I think you put the wrong one on here yes I'm right see no it goes
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that way oh no and you use the wrong
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holes no holes holes these have to roll
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onto the same thing they're not even in the same side Dennis okay Take Ah that's
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you got to I like how frustrated they are over
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there these all need to be the same thing facing the same
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way w why that means these two you got
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to fix these two that's why I pay for people to do this oh oh you okay I'm
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good I'm good okay this is confusing why
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can they just put in an arrow I have this entire unit assembled and they
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don't well I'll disassemble your sh first roller yeah after you told me to
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assemble it the way that I did yeah you you were wrong for trusting
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me on the last one here we go come on
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Dennis quit Lolly gagging yes perfect oh
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I already see something wrong with theirs their drawers aren't going to go on what are you talking about no
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everything's fine I would like to know why he last
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like a flamingo with leonius might be right I think I might have put these on
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backwards cuz this this is here and the why would the why would the round thingy
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be here if this is the back turn an idiot I know you're an
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idiot I did it according to the instructions maybe no this is correct
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this is correct he's trying to psych me out everything is fine nothing is the
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matter will that even go in oh yeah wait
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oh yeah oh you like that yeah all right
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you're very funny oh I was thinking they go like this but they actually go like
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this okay go what you're stop stop stop
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you're you're you're you're you got too small of a bit stay there stay there
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stay there don't move don't don't move we're missing one
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of those metal standoffs we need to steal search search
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search I don't know what this okay
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sure hey hey that's working it's right on there okay we have to screw in the
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back of it though yeah blah blah blah
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and now do the other one okay and then do the one after that okay little nails
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and we're done done done done call here
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oh he's done you guys are done wow
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impressive just there's some extra pieces I mean they probably they include
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some yeah it always give you extra of course and that's it
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wow congratulations good job ready jump
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