Ikea Assembly Race

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,939 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 oh well guess what folks today we're going to be building some Ikea furniture
0:04 but get we don't have the instructions so we're going to have to try and figure
0:07 it out and I got a lovely partner here Dennis Le me and him are going to tag
0:11 team this whatever the hell this thing is and we got Taran and
0:15 John whatever let's get
0:19 started so our two teams here have half an hour to build their piece of
0:23 furniture I'm going to give them a picture of what it is and that's all they basically get let's go wait wait
0:29 wait wait what 3 2 one go okay this
0:34 looks like the top so let's put this up
0:39 here it's a drawer we we can't look is this the bottom of a drawer oh there's a
0:45 that no that's not useful at all look don't don't build a
0:49 parallelogram okay I I feel the drawer I feel the oh oh hang on which ones of
0:54 these go on the drawers and which ones go on the inside we're going to figure
0:57 that out there's more of them okay but I want you to build the drawers somewhere
1:00 far far away from me this does not this does not go in here okay so we can then
1:06 infer genius okay on to the next one but I think it's a doubt oh yeah it's
1:12 probably the plastic pieces Dennis you good over there what
1:17 okay where's my hammer I kind of feel like it's where's the hammer where's the hammer where's the hammer where's the
1:20 hammer wait how many of those plastic yeah so we're 5 minutes in and I'm going
1:25 to give them the first step we'll see
1:28 where that goes hey Nick do you want to see this no yeah I do what did we get oh
1:34 Taran what this is actually very helpful look at look at this part if we figure
1:40 he say s left look okay well is he blind
1:43 or am I stupid don't get hung up on small details Dennis that's what's going
1:47 to hold us behind that's
1:50 ridiculous there's like four holes there there's holes on the side oh uh uh it's
1:55 now stuck in there I don't know how to get that out let see have so much
2:02 discussion can use do we have Caesars oh now I need a Caesars oh you put this in
2:08 oh I remember okay sick I figured out their little locking thing you put this
2:13 in first and then you put this
2:17 in um uhoh what what I kind of you got it did you
2:22 break something come here so that that
2:26 super happened dude it's particle board
2:29 you have to be careful careful tan and John
2:36 suck the worst team we actually need this to work super bad because you're
2:41 overthinking everything yeah yeah I have a piece of
2:46 tape it'll be okay it's fine I got
2:50 one this is so
2:53 stressful that's so funny n is so stressful it's not that bad stop
2:58 tackling at us okay here we go how you
3:02 look at this it doesn't even go all the way it's like no you got to you got to screw you gotta you gotta you know you
3:06 gotta go for it actually wait a actually wait let me try the other one let me are
3:10 these guys still trying to figure out how to operate a screw hey get out get out get I want to hear any words that
3:14 you're saying ever you know we should be this guy talks a lot of teamwork over
3:18 here but he's basically put in like two pegs and four screws and Dennis has done
3:23 all the work when yeah right why you make the Taiwanese do all the assembly
3:28 CU do I make this or lower oh wait there
3:31 isn't an overlap oh that's a bad diagram
3:34 you're not supposed to have it poking out it looks like you are but you're
3:39 not Dennis did it correctly for once oops
3:46 okay I think I'm not using this right
3:49 I'm not using this right yes
3:54 they well that's not 11 12482 at all
3:58 we're done once okay that W this would
4:01 be easier if we weren't time limited I don't think well under pressure okay
4:06 Dennis I thought there would be a lot more banter between you and I but because we're actually winning and doing
4:10 an awesome job we don't even need to argue oh that part doesn't I thought you
4:14 talking about that part save for the past 5
4:18 minutes no that part works we have a tool all right am I the tool and I don't
4:25 think you're allowed to damage the crap out of your thing either are you
4:28 damaging the crap out of your thing yeah
4:33 not okay I think team uh jiren over
4:36 there needs a Lifeline they get an electric
4:39 screwdriver okay John John I was probably wrong about that top one it's
4:46 the two middle no it's it's this one and that one that have it wrong hole I put
4:51 it in wrong hole Dennis you get in trouble for that dude oh Lord
4:58 okay you have to put drawer part on the drawers what are you doing I'm trying to
5:03 get those little dowels in dude uh okay
5:06 you got to make sure it's colon that they're not looking over here hey you
5:09 know what I'm working over here drop some more steps oh is that what you call
5:14 work they already have two drawers hey they can't look just look it there we go
5:18 wo wo wo wo wo wo wo you were breaking it your highr vest I know it got way
5:23 high res yeah that's a high res V hi
5:30 oh screw dropper please
5:33 scw oh there we go that's a good
5:38 way I don't know maybe this is not a good time for me to mention that I've
5:41 never put together Ikea furniture before
5:44 wow where are you from
5:49 Mars are these even things we need or did we just you know what nothing were
5:56 you supposed to put the drawer bottom in first I don't know
6:01 hey did you guys put your drawer Bottoms in
6:06 first um John you uh I'm delegating you
6:09 to figure that one out what where's our third thing did you take it what our
6:14 third one of these so we have three oh
6:18 wait here it is it's right in front of you no here here's the point though if I
6:23 take it apart it's still going to be longer than like from here to here how
6:29 that doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense no John went to Duke all
6:34 right he's gone to school for a long time Taran is supposed to be a genius
6:40 the the furniture building I'm not good at furniture building did you did you
6:44 try the other ones did you go get the other ones all
6:48 right they're all exactly the same size okay that's really not good um okay you
6:54 go and spy on the other team go look at their see how they did it it upside down
7:00 turn it upside down it's right there here don't show them John don't look
7:04 yeah they cheating you missed your chance joh okay here you go John can I
7:08 get your help yes we need get those holes in there they don't match you put them on
7:13 backwards yes you did not both of them are dowels oh my God Nick is so wrong
7:20 this goes in here my bad backwards same
7:24 same thing though okay John start start building another one and see if it
7:28 becomes more obvious good idea let's do this part goes in here then when you put
7:32 it on it goes through there okay here yeah
7:37 probably goes there what the hell are
7:43 these Dennis I think you put the wrong one on here yes I'm right see no it goes
7:49 that way oh no and you use the wrong
7:54 holes no holes holes these have to roll
7:58 onto the same thing they're not even in the same side Dennis okay Take Ah that's
8:03 you got to I like how frustrated they are over
8:07 there these all need to be the same thing facing the same
8:10 way w why that means these two you got
8:14 to fix these two that's why I pay for people to do this oh oh you okay I'm
8:18 good I'm good okay this is confusing why
8:21 can they just put in an arrow I have this entire unit assembled and they
8:26 don't well I'll disassemble your sh first roller yeah after you told me to
8:32 assemble it the way that I did yeah you you were wrong for trusting
8:36 me on the last one here we go come on
8:40 Dennis quit Lolly gagging yes perfect oh
8:45 I already see something wrong with theirs their drawers aren't going to go on what are you talking about no
8:49 everything's fine I would like to know why he last
8:53 like a flamingo with leonius might be right I think I might have put these on
8:58 backwards cuz this this is here and the why would the why would the round thingy
9:02 be here if this is the back turn an idiot I know you're an
9:07 idiot I did it according to the instructions maybe no this is correct
9:12 this is correct he's trying to psych me out everything is fine nothing is the
9:17 matter will that even go in oh yeah wait
9:21 oh yeah oh you like that yeah all right
9:25 you're very funny oh I was thinking they go like this but they actually go like
9:29 this okay go what you're stop stop stop
9:32 you're you're you're you're you got too small of a bit stay there stay there
9:35 stay there don't move don't don't move we're missing one
9:39 of those metal standoffs we need to steal search search
9:44 search I don't know what this okay
9:50 sure hey hey that's working it's right on there okay we have to screw in the
9:54 back of it though yeah blah blah blah
9:58 and now do the other one okay and then do the one after that okay little nails
10:02 and we're done done done done call here
10:06 oh he's done you guys are done wow
10:10 impressive just there's some extra pieces I mean they probably they include
10:13 some yeah it always give you extra of course and that's it
10:17 wow congratulations good job ready jump
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