Stormtrooper Rap and Street by 50 Galactic Empire Review

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2015-05-07 · 1,613 words · ~8 min read
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0:11 you don't know about Swag but me I'm Elite like a black and white pimp from
0:16 my head to my feet people stop and stare I feel their eyes on me thinking how
0:21 they get their hands on my streets by fitt they all just jelly of my Imperial
0:26 style and all thees I acquire just by walking a mile but I don't blame him I'd
0:31 be jelly too if I had to look at me and I was forced to be you I know you
0:36 thinking how can I turn this around be an imperial instead of being a cloud you
0:41 want to come at me you want to take what's mine can't in this helmet but I
0:46 hear you just fine that's it it's over now but I can see why you tried your
0:50 music would have been great with these except that you died they got protuning
0:54 and perfect base too so good effort but better luck next time fool
1:01 what the hell did I just watch no no no
1:04 no no all of that all of that was complete rubbish I think Brandon
1:09 actually put it best when he first tried these headphones on and said to me wow
1:14 these are kind of like what I'd expect premium airplane headphones to sound
1:19 like yeah in spite of costing $125 for
1:22 vanilla ones and a whopping $180 for these Star Wars ones they're that bad
1:28 welcome to my review of the Star Wars first edition Street by 50 on your
1:32 headphones by SMS Audio this is going to be a good
1:41 one Cooler Master V series semi modular
1:44 power supplies feature 80 plus gold efficiency and their gold guarantee
1:47 5-year warranty click now to learn more so first up is the packaging this
1:52 magnetic box is really nice it probably costs about as much to make as the
1:56 headphones themselves inside you get someti ERS a certificate of gullibility
2:01 or excuse me sorry I screwed that up a certificate of authenticity you get a
2:06 creased Star Wars poster a cleaning cloth that you can use to dry your tears
2:10 when you realize how much money you just wasted and finally a hard carrying case
2:14 for taking out your anger as you progress through the various stages of
2:18 grief I mean let's kick off the physical
2:21 tour here if the ear cups had had no
2:24 swivel and no Tilt at all I might have
2:27 been able to excuse it as like oh they must have forgotten that not everyone's
2:32 ears are in exactly the same place on their head but this is just pathetic you
2:36 get what 5 to 10° either way for tilt
2:40 and no swivel at all without wrenching on the headband I mean it's a shame
2:44 because if the street by 50 on ears had actually managed to sit on my ears right
2:49 at all they may actually have been passably comfortable thanks to their
2:52 reasonably soft ear pads and their headband pad which is appropriately
2:57 thick considering the feather light plastic Construction ruction of the
3:00 headphones as for the rest of the physical tour they've got a detachable
3:03 tangle resistant cable that includes an inline microphone and terminates with a
3:07 right angle four Poole connector at the device end a pleasing soft touch and
3:12 glossy plastic ID that is accented by your choice of Star Wars themed symbols
3:17 I chose the Striking red Imperial logos that appear to be made out of the same
3:20 plastic as Happy Meal toys and finally a fairly well constructed metal hinge on
3:25 each side that allows them to be folded then unfolded
3:30 with a satisfying snap noise it's just too bad that that's the only satisfying
3:33 sound these headphones will make I did my usual listening tests on an objective
3:37 2 as well as an HTC1 M8 so top 40 music
3:41 but this time I mixed things up with some older rap that I find somewhat
3:44 tolerable like kio's Gangsta Paradise to see if different genres of music might
3:49 bring out some hidden positive quality of this product um they didn't the
3:54 streets by 50s performance in my listening tests was abominable loan
3:59 performance is the one place where I expected them to do reasonably well and
4:04 they couldn't even do that bass is loose muddy and uncontrolled without even
4:09 managing to rock my skull like the Skull Candy aviators which are available for
4:13 less than half as much and the Beats By
4:17 Dre solos that I obtained for comparison
4:20 Highs are equally weak with the streets by 50s delivering less Clarity in every
4:25 possible music track than every other headphone that I tested them against
4:29 it's like someone hung up a quilt between me and my speakers when I was
4:33 trying to listen to music and finally mids are a total mess compared to the
4:37 other headphones I tested too I couldn't find a single vocalist that sounded
4:42 better on streets than any of the other headphones with one exception and I
4:46 actually don't know how much newer generation products have improved but
4:49 the original beat solos were actually even worse in this regard and then
4:54 moving on past the listening tests the Pain Train keeps on rolling what is
4:59 passive noise cancellation did SMS invent a new way of blocking sound waves
5:05 to go along with their invented word here quiescent quiescent what the hell
5:11 is that you've either got active noise cancellation like Bose's qc1 15s where
5:16 new sounds are generated by the driver to cancel out unwanted sounds
5:20 surrounding the listener or you've got passive noise isolation which is just
5:26 thick foam a closed-back design and a good seal against the ear to muffle the
5:30 sound of your friends telling you that you got fleeced the worst part of all
5:34 this is that while these do feature a closed back design they don't seal well
5:38 against my ears which appears to be a fairly common issue so they effectively
5:42 do almost nothing about ambient noise
5:45 one quality that some folks might find redeeming is that out of all the
5:48 headphones I tested these were the easiest for my phones built-in amp to
5:52 drive so to listen to music at a similar volume compared to Sennheiser momentum
5:57 on ear I had to turn my phone down quite a a few notches it's just too bad that
6:01 they sound even worse than usual when you crank them up which brings us to
6:05 conclusion time I guess if you don't feel like sitting through another minute
6:08 of me making fun of what is in the running to be one of the worst products I've ever reviewed then at least listen
6:13 to this if you have 150 to $200 is to
6:17 spend on stylish durable lightweight on your headphones that sound fantastic get
6:21 the Sennheiser momentum on ears if Comfort is priority number one the Skull
6:26 Candy aviators sound good for the price and look great and are extremely
6:32 comfortable all right so back to hating on the streets I wonder where they got
6:36 that name from wait streets it rhymes
6:40 with Beats rappers are pretty good at that rhyming stuff aren't they it's just
6:44 too bad they still don't know anything about building headphones frankly I
6:48 don't know who should be more embarrassed at this point Disney for
6:51 allowing the Star Wars brand to be put on the actually wait probably not uh
6:54 there's been some pretty terrible official Star Wars merchandise over the years um uh maybe it's SMS Audio for
7:00 building this appallingly bad product what about Curtis 50 c Jackson III it
7:06 really made me wonder is he really tasteless enough to think these are good
7:10 or is he just trolling us again like with that first pitch at the Mets game
7:14 in May I mean is he legitimately toned deaf or is he just somewhere rolling
7:19 around in his piles of money laughing at us as we continue to let him and other
7:23 celebrities hypnotically compel us to buy junk with their printed signatures
7:28 on them the answer answer to those questions is a definite maybe I guess
7:32 there's one positive takeaway here though the product is great news for
7:36 people who gravitate towards knockoffs since Not only would a Chinese ripoff
7:40 pair of streets by 50 be less expensive they might sound better too because I
7:44 really don't think these could have been much worse if they tried guys thanks for
7:49 watching like this video if you liked it dislike it if you disliked it leave a comment letting me know what do you
7:53 think of streets and beats and Heats and
7:57 yeah LeBron James needs like uh his own
8:00 headphones mind you he's going back to Cleveland anyway isn't he so maybe
8:03 that's not that relevant anyway um guys there's a link in the video description
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8:27 wrap at the beginning
8:32 walk of shame